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Chapter 109 Ji Canghai Extra Story + New Year's Greetings Small Theater

Name: Ji Canghai
Age: 19 years old

Height: 182.75
ID: Poseidon
Team: OD e-sports professional club

Constellation: Capricorn
Nicknames/black names: Neptune, Poseidon, Spinach, BOBO (childhood nicknames)
Position: Mid single

(1)

When Ji Canghai was a child, he was a cute young lady with a fair skin and delicate facial features. When he took him out of the street to stroll casually, he could get a bunch of pink hearts.At that time, Ji Canghai didn't understand anything, he just smiled at everyone, squinted his long and narrow black eyes, slapped his thick and upside-down eyelashes, and grinned at his little red mouth, wow~ Is it the emissary of a little angel?
Behaviorist psychology tells us that the behavioral logic of children when they grow up is deeply influenced by childhood stimuli.As Xiao Ji Canghai grew up day by day, he gradually began to understand one thing - laughing will cause trouble.For example, when he laughs, there will be inexplicable strange aunts stretching out their dirty hands to pinch his cheeks and screaming in his ears; for example, when he laughs, there will be weird little girls chasing after his buttocks. He eats and eats; for example, when he laughs, his mother always wants to braid him and put him in a pink skirt!

Later, when I grew up, I fell headlong into the vortex of anime Two-dimensional. The coolest characters in comics are all those who are cold, cool, and won’t wrinkle their skin when their soles are scratched.So he suppressed his instincts and aspired to be the coolest boy in the world!

Pretending to be this thing has been going on for so long that even I have forgotten my original appearance.Every day with a calm Sima face, the little girl in the kindergarten was scared to cry: "Hey, Ji Canghai bullied me! Hey, hey!"

So Xiao Ji Canghai was dragged home by his mother and taught him a lot!Ji's mother looked at her son's aggrieved little face, whether he was going to cry or not, biting his lips with tears in his eyes and pretending to be strong is so cute~~~~ At this time, Ji's mother realized a serious problem— ——The son's stinky skin will inevitably attract bees and butterflies in the future, and if he is not careful, he will slip into the ranks of scumbags and rogues!no!The three views start from the doll!

"BOBO~ Remember! Girls are meant to be respected and loved! You have to respect all girls, but you can only love one!"

Little Ji Canghai couldn't understand the deep meaning, he only knew that he didn't want to love the girls around him, but the black face would scare them into tears, so he could only create a social Sima face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

After growing up, Ji Canghai was very melancholy, why were there so many girls who should be respected around him, but none of whom he could love?The sociable Sima's face is also very tiring, okay?It's a pity that there is no girl around who can make him put on another expression
(2)

Xiaoxiao Ji Canghai was originally a sunny and smiling boy, but an accident happened during his growth and he became a boy with facial paralysis.But no matter what kind of disguise, he can only put on the skin but not the bones. Deep down in his heart, he is still that innocent and soft cutie.

Ji Canghai can always maintain a calm and unshakable aloofness when he is outside, but he will fail in an instant when facing one thing - the little milk cat.

Boom~ What a cute kitten!Boom~ What a soft little lanugo!Hey, hey~ I really want to tug on that flexible little tail!

In front of the little milk cat, Mo De's emotional machine will only turn star-eyed in seconds, and even his voice can't help but be soft.

After growing up, Ji Canghai returned to the base of the OD e-sports professional club again, and the kitten "Lazy" that Yang Ruo and the others raised together was no longer there.The soft-hearted Poseidon was secretly sad for a long time.

Ji Canghai didn't say anything, but hinted to Jian Hao countless times: he wants a cat!He wants a cat!He wants a cat!It's just that AD BB at that time insisted on wanting a Wang.

"Oh! Can't you keep one of each?" Xing Nan is the most careless, but it's just a pet!What is there to argue about?

"No!" This time it was Jian Hao who categorically rejected it: "Don't think I don't know, no matter what you raise, just play with it! When the time comes, won't I be the one who shovels the excrement and feeds it? The same one? No way. ! Definitely not!”

The issue of whether to raise a cat or a dog has been delayed because of a long period of failure to reach a consensus.At that time, Ji Canghai was not the main force of the team. Every day when he was sitting on the cold bench and RANKing alone, he would think, how nice it would be if there was a little milk cat beside him~~~嘿嘤嘘~~~
The day the famous passer-by Wang ZAI arrived at the base for the first time, Ji Canghai was concentrating on fighting in the game.Faintly heard Jian Hao say "ZAI" while pulling his neck behind him. Zai?The mid laner who is number one on the Korean server ladder?
cut!Ji Canghai sneered, what kind of passerby king, what kind of young genius, on the field, in front of him, the only thing to do is obediently confess!
Ji Canghai turned the chair lightly with his toes, he wanted to see what the legendary ZAI looked like!Sima's face is ready to scare him to death!
ding~~~
The moment Ji Canghai turned his head, his star-eyed pink heart couldn't help jumping out——

what!Cat!what!cute!what!Meow~~~咱咕咱~~~~
Is this little dwarf a cat spirit?

If you have no expression on your face, you will have no expression on your face. Why do you want to learn the expression pack of the little milk cat!

Wronged what wronged?Are you going to lick your paws in the next second?
Wow!Angry!Not convinced!The cat blew up!
Ah~~What a pity~~Why doesn't this little brat have a tail?I really want to pull it~~~
To this day, OD e-sports professional clubs are still one of the few teams that do not have exclusive pets. After all, after BB left, no one clamored to raise dogs anymore, and Ji Canghai's obsession with meows seems... to fade away? emmm... shifted?

In any case, Jian Hao let out a sigh of relief, it's great not to have to shovel shit!
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OD E-sports Professional Club Happy New Year
Jian Hao: Ahem~~ Hello everyone!This is the live broadcast room of the OD club, and I am the anchor Jian Hao.I'm at the base now, and I'm going to capture those little rough men to give everyone a New Year greeting. If you have any questions, let's go!
Jian Hao: Wow~ the first one has appeared, did you see it?The person with his feet up on the table is our coach!Take a look, what does our coach usually look like!

Yang Ruo: Fuck you?
Jian Hao: It's being recorded!
Yang Ruo: Ahem, hello everyone, I am Yang Ruo, coach of the OD club.I wish you all good health and good luck in the new year!
Yang Ruo: Is the recording finished?
Jane Hao: It's over
Yang Ruo——The sitting posture gradually becomes limp

Jane Hao: Hey!Who is concentrating on training here?Wow~ It's Lao Xing, come on, Datou Xing, wish everyone a new year!
Xing Nan: I can afford it! LOL cool!

Jian Hao: Is it over?

Xing Nan: Go away, go away, the jungle is fighting!
Jian Hao: Let's change it first~~~ Let's wish Lao Bai a new year!

Li Bai: Blessing?Uh~~ Does it count if you don’t lack money?Dior Audi casual buy!

Jian Hao: The bullet screen asks if you are the rich second generation, the kind with a mine at home

Li Bai: I am not the second generation rich.hold on a second
Li Bai: Hello?Oh!Have my three boxes of cherries arrived?
Jane Howe:
Jian Hao: God of tea? !what are you doing!The God of Tea is actually lazily reading novels in the training room!Oh my god!

Lu Yuan: I don’t, I’m not you, don’t talk nonsense

Jian Hao: Give me the mouse!I'll see what you're looking at! ! "E-sports has no girls, my friend! "What the hell is this?Is the name so depressing?Don't you think about our older e-sports singles?

Li Bai: I haven't read novels!
Jane Hao: Then what are you doing?
Li Bai: This is divination, to see whether we will win or lose in the end.
Jane Howe:
(whoosh)

(whoosh)

Jian Hao: Is it windy?
Lu Yuan: It's the bastard and PAI, you go catch them

Jian Hao: What are you two running for?
PAI: Mine!
ZAI: Mine!
PAI: Cherries, 30 pieces, you eat them!
ZAI: I am AD!I want to develop!
PAI: ZAI bullied me!
Ji Canghai: Mine.

Barrage: Longevity! OD mid laner online naked!
Barrage: Poseidon only has two abdominal muscles?disillusioned!Eh?There is actually a waist!Good!Hold on tight to my Poseidon!

Jane Hao: What are you doing!I'm live streaming here!No clothes!
Ji Canghai: . . . . .

Jane Hao: Happy New Year!

Ji Canghai: . . . .

Jane Hao: Happy New Year!

Ji Canghai: Bye bye

Jian Hao:?

Ji Canghai: Carnal New Year Greetings
　New Year's Eve! ! ! ! ! !Happy New Year wow! ! ! ! ! !In the new year, there is money and leisure, there is no shortage of love in life, and there is no shortage of people in doing~~! ! ! ! ! !Sprinkle flowers! ! ! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)