WeChat shakes out 5000 years

Chapter 2 I am not Gai Nie
Chai Luo really wanted to agree to the two friend applications right away, the scene he saw on WeChat was really unexpected.Before he had time to add friends, Ying Zheng continued:

"Hmph, it looks like this guy's legs are weak. Jing Ke, you should come up alone, and let him lie down on his stomach!"

Your sister, does this not conform to historical facts?Although the result was the same, there was no reason for Qin Wuyang to advance...

Well, Cai Luo didn't worry about this anymore, and quickly switched the window with his fingers, agreeing to the two people's applications.

When the names of Ying Zheng and Qin Wuyang entered the friend list, there was no difference from adding friends as usual, and no new video popped up.

Worried about Ying Zheng over there, he quickly switched the screen back. After a while of delay, several messages have been continuously refreshed in the dialogue with Ying Zheng, all of which were sent by Jing Ke:
"Your uncle's Gai Nie, is it really you?"

"Fuck, are you talking?"

"Which mouse hole did you hide in? Why can't you be seen?"

"Damn, talk quickly, Ying Zheng's grandson will die today with your help!"

Fuck me, is this guy really Jing Ke?Why are you still scolding people!

Now Chai Luo understands that what is shown in the dialogue box is what Jing Ke is thinking in his heart, and his mouth is still dealing with Ying Zheng—the future Qin Shihuang.

The situation did not stop because of Jing Ke's psychological activities.At this moment, Jing Ke had already taken the map from Qin Wuyang, holding the wooden box and walking slowly towards Ying Zheng.

"This is the head of that guy Fan Yuqi?"

"Yes, Your Majesty, look!"

The wooden box was opened, and indeed a human head appeared in the box, with disheveled hair.Because Chai Luo was far away, he couldn't see exactly what the head looked like, but he could tell from Ying Zheng's wild laughter that it couldn't be fake.

"Hahahaha, Lao Fan, you rebellious boy, I didn't expect that you have today!"

Your sister, is this Ying Zheng?
Do you have any culture, old fan...

In addition, during the Warring States Period, there was the term anti-bone boy?

Chai Luo, who was looking at the phone, was dumbfounded.

Chai Luo was very clear about the grievances between Ying Zheng and Fan Yuqi, and it was clearly written in many history books.

Fan Yuqi turned out to be a general of the state of Qin. Because he was defeated, he dared not return to the state of Qin, so he ran to the state of Yan. He also spread rumors that Ying Zheng was the son of Lu Buwei.Ying Zheng hated this guy to the bone.

Looking at the happy Ying Zheng, Jing Ke showed an imperceptible smile on his face:

"My lord, this is the map of Dukang!"

"Nimma, it's not good, I'm going to meet you soon!"

Hearing Jing Ke's words, Chai Luo was startled.Soon calmed down again:

Fuck, what is there to be anxious about, Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin was a shitty thing that happened thousands of years ago, and the result was settled long ago.

Thinking of this, he regained his mentality of watching the excitement.He watched Jing Ke open the map little by little.Looking at Jing Ke's slow movements, he also felt joking:
"Brother, when the dagger capital leaks out, you are finished, assassinate Qin Shihuang? You are a joke!"

Seeing that the map was about to be fully unfolded, Jing Ke's hand stopped suddenly.He looked to the side again suspiciously, as if he was looking for something.

"Jing Ke, what the hell are you doing? Hurry up and show me the map!"

Obviously Jing Ke hesitated.Lines of subtitles popped up in the dialog box, obviously Jing Ke was also very entangled at the moment.

"Genie, are you going to help me?"

"Help me, you're so lucky that I still regard you as a buddy, will I drag my buddy to the back even if I die?"

"Kill Ying Zheng, you can get away with your skills!"

"Get out of your ass, you can't assassinate at all."

"If you haven't tried it, how do you know? Yingzheng is very suspicious. When he went to court, he didn't dare to put any guards around him. He was afraid that someone would assassinate him. As long as I grabbed him by the sleeve and held him hostage, he would force him to agree to return Yan. China’s land, and then threaten him to let us out!”

"Fart, you think Ying Zheng is a wooden man, you are too naive. Looking at Ying Zheng's clothes, the quality is not generally bad. Even if you catch him, he will break the sleeve. Also, Next to you, there should be an old man with a medicine bag in his hand. Once Ying Zheng breaks free from your hand, that guy will throw the medicine bag over. As long as you block you, Ying Zheng will be out of your control. This Don't look fat like a pig, you move fast!"

Having said that, Chai Luo took a serious look at Qiangu Yidi.If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I really didn't know that Qin Shihuang turned out to be a super fat man.Hey, this body is definitely more than two hundred catties.

"Bastard, isn't there still you? You can't just watch, hey, Qin Wuyang definitely can't count on it!"

"Your sister, will I accompany you to die?"

"You are more capable than me!"

"That's useless, I'm too far away from you, I can't catch up!"

More than 2000 years is indeed quite a long way!
Ying Zheng's questioning sounded again:
"Jing Ke, what are you dawdling about?"

"Yes, my lord, right away. The map is old and the strength is too strong, so I'm afraid it will be damaged!"

Talking about dealing with Ying Zheng, the dialogue box has never been idle:

"Far? Far how can I hear you?"

"What's wrong with you, you didn't say anything, don't I know what you're thinking too!"

"We are good brothers, we don't need words at all!"

Your sister, why does it sound like a strong base love!
"No, no, it's too far away. I can't go there, and even if I do, I can't help you!"

"why?"

Jing Ke, the head of the Four Great Assassins of the Warring States Period, successfully transformed into Hundred Thousand Whys today.

"Hey, because I'm not Ge Nie at all!"

"You..." Looking at Jing Ke on the screen, although this buddy is communicating with Chai Luo in his heart, his eyes are fixed on the map of Dukang.After hearing what Chai Luo said, he gritted his teeth, "Who the hell are you?"

"If you don't change your name if you want to sit down, don't change your surname if you sit down, so does Lao Tzu's match!"

Match is Chai Luo's nickname when he was in school. Today, in the class reunion, everyone has been affectionately calling him Matchstick.It hasn't slowed down yet.

"I said Jing Ke, but what can I say about you? If you don't have diamonds, don't do porcelain work. You are not very good, and you even took the difficult task of assassinating King Qin. It's fine if you die, even if you don't know yourself. But you I didn't think about it, because of your overreach, how many people will you kill? Fan Yuqi died because of you, and Qin Wuyang, who was scared like a good baby, can he survive? And yours Another good buddy, Gao Jianli, and that idiot Tian Guang, and Yan Taizi Dan... Well, this guy is a self-defeating..."

Later generations spoke highly of Jing Ke, and even put the title of the world's number one assassin on his head.But Chai Luo didn't like this guy at all.In his heart, Jing Ke can be regarded as a model of harming others and himself.When he was bragging with his buddies, he often commented on Jing Ke's assassination of the Qin Dynasty. Now that he saw the protagonist, he couldn't help but complain, but he didn't expect how serious the consequences of complaining would be.

(End of this chapter)