Pirates of the Lazy General

Chapter 6 Oral Ulcers
a few days later.

"Xue En, have you seen Leo?"

At the foot of the mountain behind the training ground, Da Siqi, who had repeatedly searched for Leo but failed, looked at Xiu Endao who was doing push-ups like crazy.

"Ah, I don't know."

Xiu En replied without raising his head: "He won't let me tell you about him being in the cave halfway up the mountain."

Dashiqi: "."

"Thank you."

"you are welcome."

After Xiu En finished speaking, he did two more push-ups, and only then did he realize that something was not quite right.

"Hey, did I slip up just now?"

cave.

A bed was made on the ground with hay and mats, and Leo was lying on it alone at the moment, with a very unhappy expression on his face.

"Ah, I finally got rid of that follower."

"Finally, I can 'practice' well."

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≡_(ゝヽε:)

ヾ(:3ヾ)
[In continuous laziness, physical fitness +2, endurance +2, health +1, metabolism +3]

"Shu"

Unexpectedly, he hadn't finished saying the word "serve", at the side, Da Siqi, who was holding a knife, had already appeared in the cave, staring at him with blinking eyes as usual.

"Sister, I'm your sister, can you spare me?"

A wry smile appeared on Leo's face, and immediately began to roll on the ground again.

孽 孽!
I'm not alive!

I just want to lie down quietly and exercise well. Is it necessary for you to monitor me like this all the time?

My mother never cared about me like that!

"It's time to practice swordsmanship."

"Not practicing."

"Then get up and move your body. If you lie down all the time, your body functions will shrink."

"Sorry."

Dashiqi: "."

After a while, he suddenly felt that the cave became quiet. Leo turned around and glanced, only to see Da Siqi lying down beside him.

"What are you doing?"

"rest."

"You are resting, what are you doing lying next to me, you are a girl, can you pay attention to the influence?"

"why?"

Da Siqi looked sideways at Leo and asked curiously, "Can't girls lie with boys?"

"It's not impossible"

Leo was taken aback by Da Siqi's sudden question, thought for a while and said, "But, that's usually when you're married."

When Da Siqi heard this, her face turned red in an instant, she hurriedly got up from the ground, and returned to the kneeling posture before.

Leo: "."

Oh, woman.

Do you finally know how to be shy?

So from now on, you shouldn't be "sticking" to me like this anymore, right?
However, for a full week, Da Siqi still followed wherever Leo went.

The kind you can't shake off.

You said that if it was a more mature and sexy beauty, Leo might still enjoy it, but Da Siqi is only 13 years old this year.

What can a 13 year old do?
Jumping rubber band?
Compared with Da Siqi, Leo is still more interested in the sister nurse in the medical room.

That afternoon, with a cigarette in his mouth, Leo started practicing sword throwing again in the cave. Sure enough, Da Siqi appeared on time again.

"Leo, Xiu En said, you didn't eat lunch again today."

"I do not want to eat"

Leo said in his heart that I ate a hammer, and last night was forced by that bad old man Valdin to add another meal on the grounds of growing his body. Up to this time, he was still hungry and flustered. Only eat after your stomach becomes bloated.

Unexpectedly, upon hearing Leo's answer, Da Siqi didn't force him to eat anymore, but picked up another wooden sword, walked up to Leo, and swung it forward suddenly.

"drink!"

There was a burst of wind.

"Swordsmanship is not practiced like this."

Da Siqi muttered something in a low voice, and then went forward to practice the fighting skills he had learned these days.

It has to be said that Da Siqi's swordsmanship is very strong.

At least in the eyes of Leo, who knows almost nothing, it is already surprising that a 13-year-old child can do this.

Can..
This is not how swordsmanship is practiced, do you need to tell me?
My swordsmanship has to be practiced like this.

"do you understand?"

"She She, I've realized it."

Leo nodded, and then threw the sword even harder.

(┙0∧0)┙~~~~~~~━$══

Dang!

The sword fell to the ground.

Da Siqi turned his head to look at the sword on the ground, and then turned his head to look at Leo. The breath coming out of his nostrils seemed to gradually become clearer and smellable.

Leo could see that this time, Da Siqi seemed to be really angry.

It's no wonder that he wanted to help others with good intentions, but the other party didn't appreciate it at all. For a week, all kinds of hot faces and cold butts were put on, and no one would be able to stand it.

What's more, the other party is still a little girl who is only 13 years old.

come on.

Hurry up and get angry at me, then throw the sword and leave, so that I can practice properly by myself.

Leo murmured.

But in the next second, the anger that was about to overflow was instantly suppressed, and Da Siqi went on to say:

"Since you don't like practicing swordsmanship, then I'll teach you the gymnastics that Mr. Waldin taught us today."

With that said, he took a step back and was about to punch.

Leo:? ? ?
Hey, is it over yet?

It's too late to say.

With an idea, Leo took a step forward and simply took off the glasses on the bridge of Da Siqi's nose.

Not to mention, this lady looks much better with her glasses off than before.

Although the face is still so round.

But Da Siqi's mood was not so beautiful after her glasses were taken off.

"What are you doing? Give it back to me!"

Like a headless fly that couldn't find its way, Da Siqi stretched out his hands in a panic and started to grope around.

"I'll keep the glasses for you first, and when you find your way down by yourself, I'll return them to you."

Running out of the cave in two or three steps, Leo turned his head and shouted into the cave.

He really had no choice, so he thought of such a bad move, let the little girl suffer a little bit, and taste his own strength, so he wanted to quit.

In the original book, Da Siqi's short-sightedness was quite severe. He reckoned that Da Siqi probably couldn't find a way to get down after a short while, so he simply wandered all the way to the cafeteria.

Hmm... After lying down for such a long time just now, his stomach is indeed a little bloated.

After dinner.

Hearing the sound of firecrackers near the beach, Leo approached curiously while pouting.

"tsk"

"Leo, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell again?"

"It's nothing, mouth ulcers."

Leo licked the roof of his mouth twice with his tongue.

Damn it, it's all because the supper that Valdin brought yesterday was too spicy!

"By the way, what are you doing?"

"Fire the cannon."

Xiu En raised the long object in his hand and said: "Someone brought it from home, it's quite interesting to keep it."

"Hey, isn't this a firecracker battle? I used to play it a lot when I was young."

With that said, Leo took another sharp breath of the cigarette.

[Injured by cigarettes, lung function +1, domineering +1]

"Mouth ulcers, do you still smoke?"

"fine."

Leo waved his hand: "Xuen, give me a firecracker to play with."

"Here, take it."

He reached out to take it, and lit the fuse with a cigarette end, but at this moment, a trainee at the same time ran to the beach in a panic.

"It's not good, it's not good, Da Siqi is gone!"

"what?!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard the words.

"When did this happen?"

"I don't know. Da Siqi hasn't come back since the afternoon. Mr. Waldin has already gone up the mountain to find someone. Let's go find someone soon."

"it is good."

next second

boom!
Everyone was startled by the sudden explosion. They turned their heads and saw Leo standing on the sand with half a cigarette butt in his hand and charred lips, fluttering in the wind.

[Injured, blood +10, oral health +3]

"what?"

Subconsciously sticking out his tongue against the roof of his mouth.

Nima's.

Mouth ulcers are healed?

It's so outrageous..
(End of this chapter)