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Chapter 77 You call this cute?

Seeing Zhang Hao's serious look, Lin Wan knew something was wrong, and she panicked.

Lin Wan's voice was trembling with crying: "What the hell is it?"

"It's a very cute big guy, slowly approaching you, don't panic, walk towards me, remember not to walk too fast." Zhang Hao said.

Lin Wan's whole body was stiff now, as if she had lied to a dead body, she raised her legs stiffly and took steps, and the audience in front of the screen could hear Lin Wan sobbing.

The hearts of the audience were also raised high, and they were engrossed in watching the screen of the mobile phone.

"Look, is there a big black shadow behind Master Wan?"

"Oh my god, it really is, what is this, a water ghost?"

"Damn you, this is a crocodile. Look, there is a small thing on the surface of the water. It is the nose of a crocodile. Master Wan, run!"

When Lin Wan saw the barrage, she felt even more flustered. She also wanted to run, but her legs were almost frozen, and she was lucky to be able to walk.

"Come, come behind me, don't be afraid."

After Lin Wan walked in, Zhang Hao stretched out his palm, grabbed the hand extended by the other party, and pulled her down behind him.

Lin Wan, who is extremely dedicated, did not forget to shoot the black shadow in the river at this time.

The two of them were on the bank. The river here was at most one meter deep, and when it was very clear, they could clearly see the huge monster in the water.

"Oh my god, isn't this thing really a water monster? It looks seven or eight meters long!"

"It's so big, it feels like it can eat a person in one bite."

"Cerebral palsy? Why don't you run away at this time and plan to stay here for the New Year?"

Countless people exclaimed in their hearts after seeing this black shadow, because that black shadow was so oppressive that it made people feel frightened.

"Brother Hao, what should we do?" Lin Wan was crying when she spoke.

"Don't panic, we met a crocodile. Judging from its size, we won the lottery." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"What? What do you mean?"

Zhang Hao explained: "With this length, it should be a crocodile, the largest known reptile on earth."

Omg!

As soon as it came out at this moment, there was an uproar in the live broadcast room.

Even people who don't know anything about crocodiles have started to pick up their mobile phones and start checking Du Niang.

"The body length of an adult ferocious crocodile can reach seven meters. We have closed the mountains here for decades, and there are many fish and shrimps in the river. It seems that its food is good, and it has grown to almost eight meters." Zhang Hao said with a smile .

"Brother, you still have the heart to laugh!" Lin Wan asked with fear and tears on her face, "What should we do now?"

"No problem, today I will teach you what is the most correct way to do if you encounter a crocodile." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"Pfft!"

Suddenly, a huge splash appeared, and a huge monster leaped up from the river, opened its bloody mouth and bit towards Zhang Hao.

In a blink of an eye, Zhang Hao said: "Remember, the crocodile is the largest reptile, and it looks like this big guy already weighs more than a meal, so when he pounces on you, don't confront it head-on, but outsmart it. "

The behemoth was right in front of her eyes, Lin Wan screamed in fright when she saw the big guy rushing over, and everyone was extremely worried, unexpectedly Zhang Hao was still talking freely.

"Brother, you seem to want to die, isn't it good to live?"

"Fuck, even though the phone was shaking, I still saw the sharp teeth. Mom, I feel bigger than my fruit knife."

"Father-in-law is going to be cold, please tell me where Yue'er is before he dies, I'm willing to take care of her until she grows up."

Just when everyone's hearts were raised high, Zhang Hao moved.

The speed under his feet was extremely fast, even in the middle of the river, it was still so fast that the eyes couldn't keep up.

In an instant, he came to the back of the crocodile. Under everyone's shocked eyes, Zhang Hao wrapped his right arm around the opponent's neck. Throat.

"Crash!"

The big crocodile began to struggle frantically, but Zhang Hao's arms were not only long, but also extremely powerful, and he couldn't break free with all his strength.

"Hey, come with me, big guy!"

At that moment, Zhang Hao locked the crocodile's neck and began to drag the crocodile towards the shore.

"Fuck! My wife, come here quickly, let's watch God together."

"Is this still a human? I never dreamed that someone could lock the throat of a crocodile. Look at the crocodile's fat neck, which is so thin that it is alive. I am worried that it will be strangled directly."

"Crocodile: You may not believe me, I used to drag others into the water, but today someone dragged me ashore with a chokehold."

After reaching the shore, the big crocodile struggled frantically, but under Zhang Hao's absolute strength, the struggle seemed so futile.

"Today I will teach you some tips for facing crocodiles, so that you can face them calmly."

After arriving on the shore, Zhang Hao began to explain to the camera of the mobile phone behind him.

"The crocodile's bite force is amazing, it can reach [-] kilograms. Many people don't understand what this concept is. It probably means that it can easily bite the iron sheet on your car door."

"However, a crocodile with a strong bite force has very little strength to open its mouth. As long as it is an adult, its mouth can be pinched with both hands, just like this!"

While speaking, let go of the crocodile's neck with both arms, and then quickly pinch the crocodile's upper and lower jaws with both hands.

"Look, it won't be able to open its mouth like this, an ordinary adult man can do it." Zhang Hao turned his head to Lin Wan and said, "There is a hemp rope in my little basket, bring it here for me." ,thanks."

At this moment, Lin Wan was still in shock, and her hands were trembling while holding the mobile phone to shoot, but she listened to Zhang Hao's words, rummaged through the small basket, and found a hemp rope.

Because she was afraid of the big crocodile, Lin Wan cautiously walked to Zhang Hao's side.

"Brother Hao, you...your hemp rope!" Lin Wan trembled when she spoke.

"Here, tie the mouth of this crocodile with a rope." Zhang Hao said.

"I...I dare not."

Lin Wan looked very pitiful, she was already trying very hard not to cry.

"Well, I can do it myself." Zhang Hao persuaded softly: "Go to the side for a rest, but I still want to tell you, this guy looks fierce, but he is actually a cute little guy."

The audience who heard this couldn't wait to pooh Zhang Hao's face.

You call this cutie?

Believe it or not, the cutie in your mouth can crush my head in one bite!

(End of this chapter)