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Chapter 423 Your toilet exploded

Chapter 423 Your toilet exploded
Feeling refreshed, Zhang Hao came to the kitchen with the yellow lip fish and swim bladder, and put them in a basin beside them.

Then he took Lin Wan's medicine jar, and took out all the smashed Chinese medicine and the medicine juice inside.

He began to apply all the choking Chinese medicine on the body of the yellow-lipped fish, both inside and outside, making the whole room extremely choking.

"Cough cough."

Coughing for a while, Lin Wan covered her mouth and nose and hurried into the yard.

Standing outside the courtyard, Lin Wan saw that Zhang Hao threw the choking fish into the pot and started to cook it.

Then a strong fishy smell came over her face, and Lin Wan felt that she was about to die on the spot. She really wanted to ask Zhang Hao if he was planning to carry out a biochemical attack to kill everyone in the village.

The smell was really unpleasant, not long after, Zhang Haoyun came out of the kitchen calmly.

"Brother Hao, don't you... don't you think the smell is unpleasant?" Lin Wan asked in surprise.

"What did you say?"

Zhang Hao picked his nose and pulled out two balls of paper.

you sir!
Lin Wan wanted to smash Zhang Hao's dog's head off, but she didn't expect this guy to stuff his nose with paper, it was really shameless.

"Why is the fishy smell so strong that I want to die when I smell it?" Lin Wan questioned.

"Because Houttuynia cordata is added in it, it will be very pungent at ordinary times, but once it is added to the fish, the fishy smell will be aroused hundreds or even thousands of times." Zhang Hao said proudly.

What kind of dark food are you planning to cook again? Lin Wan has already made up her mind that she can't eat anything.

"Let's go find Brother Niu and the others." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"it is good."

At that moment, Zhang Hao and Lin Wan walked towards the outside of the village.

It is still early in the morning, and many villagers are carrying farm tools to prepare to clear their fields, so that it will be easy to cultivate next spring.

"Yo, Xiao Haozi, it's really rare to see you in the morning."

"Uncle, your body is still so tough." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"Haha, uncle can work for another 20 years."

There were many people on the road, and many of them greeted Zhang Hao, and they all walked out of the village together.

"What does it taste like?"

"It's a bit like the smell of mutton, isn't this too smelly?"

"It's getting thicker, who's cooking shit?"

At this moment, a gust of wind blew over from afar.

"vomit……"

With a strong smell of mutton, the villagers vomited.

They all said that they have lived for decades, but they have never smelled such a smell.

"Haha, it's done, that's what it tastes like." Zhang Hao said with a big laugh.

At that moment, Zhang Hao ran towards Brother Niu and Ergou.

"Master Wan, what are you waiting for, hurry up and follow me, I want to know what kind of support can vomit so many people."

"Haha, look at Master Wan's appearance, it feels like she is about to cry."

"Migrant workers, the soul of migrant workers, and migrant workers are all masters, Master Wan rush!"

Lin Wan stood on the spot with a troubled expression on her face. She really wanted to catch up with Zhang Hao, but it was too difficult to take this step.

In the end, Lin Wan gritted her teeth, blocked her nose like Zhang Hao, and then ran towards Zhang Hao.

Lin Wan ran several hundred meters before arriving at the place where Brother Niu and Ergou were.

A group of villagers spit out hundreds of meters away. It is hard to imagine what Brother Niu and Ergou experienced that night.

When I saw Brother Niu and Ergou, I almost couldn't recognize them.

A person is stronger, and his body should be Brother Niu. He wrapped his mouth and nose with clothes. Even so, he could see how much torture he had suffered from his bloodshot eyes.

Ergou was weaker, and his fate was even worse. He was already lying on the ground, and he was about to foam at the mouth like that.

Zhang Hao hurriedly came to Ergou's side and began to check, and found that he was just too sleepy, so he fell asleep.

"Haozi, you're finally back. If you don't come back, I won't be able to hold on like Ergou." Brother Niu was about to cry.

"It's hard work, just leave the rest to me." Zhang Hao said.

When he heard this, Brother Niu couldn't control it anymore, tears flowed down on the spot, he finally didn't have to suffer.

"Cough cough..."

At this time, with the help of Zhang Hao, Ergou also woke up.

Brother Niu coughed twice and said: "Ahem, well, I suddenly wanted to come, I still have something to do, so I left first."

"Me... me too."

Ergou, who just woke up, hasn't figured out what's going on, but he knows that he must leave here, or he will die here because he is afraid of death.

"Don't leave, there is still delicious food to eat later, and this pot of mutton can't be wasted." Zhang Hao said quickly.

Hearing this, Ergou and Brother Niu almost vomited.

Although they are usually a little poorer, they are not so downcast that they eat this kind of damned food. They would rather die than eat the damned mutton.

"Believe me, this pot of mutton will really become a peerless delicacy. Come and go home with me."

Zhang Hao picked up the iron pot in front of him and walked towards the village.

At this moment, Brother Niu and Ergou, you look at me, I look at you, and finally gritted their teeth and followed. Zhang Hao is kind to the two of them, so it's not good to just refuse.

After going to Zhang Hao's house, just find an excuse and slip away.

Zhang Hao has great strength, and he can easily pick up the cauldron that stewed the whole sheep and go all the way back to the village.

Along the way, the villagers walking on the village road hurriedly turned around while covering their mouths and noses.

As if Zhang Hao was carrying a bomb made out of a pot of excrement, they all avoided it in fear.

However, as if Zhang Hao didn't see the reaction of everyone, he came to the door of his house with the iron pot in his hand with a smile.

I found many people gathered around the door of my house, and they were still carrying things like shovels and sticks in their hands.

"Uncles, what are you doing?" Zhang Hao asked curiously.

"Zhang Hao, something has happened to your house, and there is a very unpleasant fishy smell coming from your house."

"Yeah, I could smell it from afar, and it made my dog ​​vomit."

"Xiaohao, did your toilet blow up?"

Hearing this, Zhang Hao's entire face turned dark.

Why did the toilet explode?

Does your toilet smell fishy?

Although I thought so in my heart, there was still an apologetic smile on my face: "Well, I'm sorry, my family is cooking, and the uncles and uncles haven't eaten yet, why don't you come to my house and eat something?"

what! ?

Your toilet is blown up, and you invited us to dinner.

What is the peace of mind?

It's just that Zhang Hao distributed the black goji berries to the whole village when it was the most difficult time in the village, so that this year would not be too painful. Although everyone complained a little, it would not rise to the level of hatred.

Hearing that Zhang Hao invited everyone to dinner, everyone turned and left.

This smell hits your head as soon as you smell it, and it doesn't sink into the soil after taking a bite.

Only one uncle kindly reminded: "Xiaohao, if you can't eat that dish, just throw it away. Don't eat it and damage your body. If you throw it away, remember to throw it away."

(End of this chapter)

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