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Chapter 249 Let Me Change Pants
When Lu Yongfei scolded his pig teammate angrily, his eyes suddenly became bigger than a bull's.

"Fuck! What are you going to do? Are you crazy, what are you doing with the bow? This wild boar can smash my Land Rover, do you think it can break the defense of a wild boar?" Lu Yongfei was dumbfounded.

Lu Yongfei actually saw Zhang Hao take out his longbow, and even put on an arrow, why don't you go to the sky.

The big guy in front of him is estimated to weigh more than 600 catties, and the arrow landed on this big guy, probably like a toothpick pricking it.

It is estimated that the big guy will be very painful, but it is definitely not fatal, but it will arouse its ferocity even more.

"I, Lu Yongfei, have gambled all my life, but I didn't expect to lose so thoroughly in the end. What a crime!" Lu Yongfei sighed.

"Hum hum hum!"

After being provoked by Zhang Hao, the big wild boar pawed the ground continuously, and finally rushed towards Zhang Hao like crazy.

"Dong dong dong..."

The wild boar's body is too huge, every time it steps on the ground, it will make a loud noise, as if it can smash everything in front of it.

Lin Wan on the side was still holding the electric baton in her hand, but she also knew that facing such a huge guy, her electric baton was no different from a toy.

All he could do was to tightly cover his mouth with the other hand, so as not to frighten Zhang Hao, who was drawing a bow and shooting arrows, with his frightened screams.

Zhang Hao, who was aiming at it, murmured to himself: "The pig must be bled, otherwise the pork will affect the taste, so we must find a good angle."

what! ?

These words fell into Lin Wan's ears, and she looked at Zhang Hao as if she was insane.

If the big wild boar bumps into them, the two of them are probably no different from bowling pins, they are almost dead, and you are still thinking about eating pork, how stupid are you.

Under the curse in Lin Wan's heart, Zhang Hao moved his foot half a step to the right, gently moved his finger, and the arrow flew out instantly.

"Whoosh!"

A sharp voice pierced the sky.

"Pfft..."

In the blink of an eye, the arrow pierced directly into the big wild boar's chest cavity and sank into the opponent's body.

"Boom..."

The big wild boar who was running immediately lost its balance and fell to the ground. While kicking its legs continuously, it also let out a scream of "hum huh huh".

"Dead... dead?"

Lu Yongfei in the car was dumbfounded, he didn't expect such a ferocious big black pig to fall down like this.

The invincible monster in his eyes died so casually, it simply subverted his three views.

Lin Wan at the side also couldn't help swallowing her saliva. Although she had some mental preparations before, when the thing really happened, she was still so unbelievable.

On the other hand, Zhang Hao walked to the wild boar very calmly, stretched out his hand to hold the arrow pierced into the pig's body, and then pulled it out forcefully, a large amount of blood gushed out from the wound.

"Heh heh heh heh..."

The wild boar on the ground struggled more and more violently, but more and more blood gushed out.

Lin Wan asked with some fear: "It won't stand up again, will it?"

"My arrow penetrated into its heart, and I will never be able to stand up in this life." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"It has a hole in its heart? You should be very powerful, you can kill with one blow, why bother?" Lin Wan felt very surprised.

"It's mainly bloodletting. If Zhu's blood vessels are full of blood, the taste and texture will be very bad."

amount……

At this time, Lin Wan also remembered Zhang Hao talking to himself when he was bending his bow and shooting an arrow.

Zhang Hao said happily: "In some western countries, they are very humanitarian. They use high currents to electrocute livestock, resulting in the smell of their livestock being very strong, compared to our country's delicious food."

"But it's a bit cruel." Lin Wan sighed.

"Natural selection, and if I hadn't come, this big wild boar might have eaten people, wouldn't it be even more cruel." Zhang Hao said with a wry smile.

There are pros and cons to each.

The life of the big wild boar struggling on the ground with a broken heart has entered the countdown.

Zhang Hao came to the side of the Land Rover and saw Lu Yongfei in the car, who looked about 40 years old, dressed in casual clothes, with wet tears on his face.

"Hello." Zhang Hao said hello with a smile.

"You...you are fine too." Lu Yongfei stuttered when he spoke.

At this moment, Zhang Hao stretched out his hand to open the deformed car door, but was stopped by Lu Yongfei.

"Ahem, can you give me some time to change a pair of pants." Lu Yongfei's face was full of embarrassment.

"Oh, no problem, you can do whatever you want." Zhang Hao nodded and said.

At this moment, Lu Yongfei really wanted to bump his head to death here, it was really embarrassing.

Zhang Hao took Lin Wan back to Big Wild Boar's side again.

"Why didn't you bring him out?" Lin Wan asked curiously.

"Ahem, he has something to deal with inside, don't ask." Zhang Hao said.

"Oh."

Although Lin Wan didn't understand why, she still nodded.

"Heh heh heh heh..."

At this time, the big wild boar slowly stopped struggling, and the light in his eyes became weaker and weaker.

"It seems to be dead." Lin Wan kicked the immobile boar on the ground.

"Well, you can take it home and process it. The limbs can be made into ham. If you can't eat them in other places, you can make bacon. But this guy is too big, and there will be more than half of it in the end. Let each household share some. gone."

In Zhang Hao's eyes, this big wild boar has been divided into many parts, the best part of which is of course reserved for himself, a big wild boar has many uses and many ways to eat.

It's just that this big guy will be more difficult to deal with, but it doesn't matter, Zhang Hao can hand over these to Xiao Huang, tsk tsk tsk, it's perfect.

At this moment, more than ten miles away, Xiao Huang, who was stealing Professor Li's black goji berries, trembled for no reason, and felt a little cold for some reason.

Xiao Huang, who was cold, didn't miss the opportunity to steal black wolfberries. He wanted to eat more today, and he wanted to pamper the monkeys at night.

Those female monkeys are so pretty, their fur is smooth and shiny, and their buttocks are particularly red, no matter how they look at them, they like it.

"Squeak..."

A wretched smile appeared on Xiao Huang's face.

However, it doesn't know at all that it has been missed by countless masters.

On the other side, Lu Yongfei also put on a pair of dry pants and walked out.

Although the process of getting to know the two of them was awkward, Lu Yongfei saw the infinite potential in the two of them.

Under Lu Yongfei's deliberate flattery, chatting with Zhang Hao and Lin Wan became more and more speculative.

In the end, he even threw the dead wild boar on the back seat of the Land Rover. Lu Yongfei resisted the smell of blood and the stench of sao in the driver's seat, and drove the car towards Malgou Village.

Fortunately, although the car was out of shape, it was still able to drive. After stumbling along the way, I arrived at Zhang Hao's door, and heard a sound of chickens and dogs jumping inside.

"Monkey boy, stealing from me again, I... I'll beat you to death!"

(End of this chapter)