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Chapter 114 Martial Arts is a Killing Technique

Chapter 114 Martial Arts is a Killing Technique
Countless questioning barrages appeared in the live broadcast room, and Zhang Hao smiled when he saw this.

"Many of you think that traditional martial arts can't beat Sanda or boxing, right?" Zhang Hao said with a smile.

As soon as the words came out, countless people agreed in the barrage.

"Kung fu has no distinction between right and wrong, it only distinguishes winners and losers, one horizontal and one vertical, the winner stands up, and the loser lies down." Zhang Hao said with a smile: "Kungfu is a killing technique, not for learning, and it is not suitable for learning. ring."

When this word came out, countless people scoffed at it.

"Everyone who practices traditional martial arts will advertise themselves like this. Kung fu is a killing skill. Why can't you fight in the ring if you can kill people?"

"Hey, killing skills! My ears are callused. It seems that I have never seen any masters except you."

"Since you can kill people, why can't you get into the ring? It's shameful to brag about it!"

"I really thought I knew how to master martial arts, but I didn't know the heights of heaven and earth. Bah, I won't listen to this kind of bastard who confuses black and white!"

After the navy found an opportunity, he began to curse at Zhang Hao.

At this time, Zhang Hao put his hands in a martial art posture that everyone is very familiar with. It is the starting style of Wing Chun boxing. One hand is in front, the other hand is behind, and the back hand is slightly pressed down.

"Watching movies, you should have seen this gesture, right?" Zhang Hao said with a smile: "This is Wing Chun's gesture. The movie "Wing Chun" has become popular recently. I believe that even if you haven't seen the movie, you should It’s only right to understand this opening move.”

"Yongchun, Taiji, Xingyi, Bagua and other boxing techniques, you can find them on the Internet. Their starting hands or fighting movements are all with one hand up and the other down, without exception. Do you know why?"

This question stumped many people. Most of the audience were not even considered martial arts fans, so naturally they didn't understand what this meant.

"It's actually very simple, just use one hand to protect the crotch." Zhang Hao smiled.

crotch!
I wipe.

Shouldn't martial arts be something very serious and solemn?

What does it have to do with crotch?
The audience felt that their world view was being shattered, and Zhang Hao shattered the beautiful perception of martial arts in their hearts.

"As I said before, kung fu is a killing technique. If you want to kill people, you have to use any means. Two people with similar kung fu will never hold back your hand, because if you hold back your hand, the other party will kill you without holding back."

"So in the battle of life and death, I want to kill you, can you button your eyeballs? Is it okay to kick your crotch?"

"As long as you can survive, it doesn't matter how shameless you are, so as long as it is a kind of kung fu boxing that has been tempered in real battles, one hand protects the eyes, and the other hand protects the crotch. This is the blood record of the ancestors for thousands of years. Down experience."

"Even if you are an ordinary person, if you kick the boxing champion's egg, he will kneel down for you and let you handle it at that time, so ah, kung fu is used to kill people, but there are too many rules in the ring, kung fu Can't use it."

Zhang Hao thinks that he is very pertinent, stripping away the cloak that has been beautified by various literary works, and let the real kung fu be displayed in front of everyone.

"Everyone has heard the words 'country style', right? It refers to country people practicing martial arts. They practice very superficial kung fu, which is used to insult people. But think about it carefully, country people practice martial arts. They all practiced martial arts, how far did martial arts reach at that time?"

"If it's really a show, how about spreading it to the whole country and making the country people practice martial arts?"

When these words were spoken, everyone in the live broadcast room began to fall into deep thought.

"Hmph, if it's what you said, martial arts is simply a dirty thing, it sounds disgusting."

"Yes, if martial arts is just kicking the crotch with buttonholes, if it is so shameless, I really don't bother practicing martial arts."

"I look down on martial arts more and more! I think only shameless people would practice such shameless things."

When these swearing voices appeared, the audience thought about it carefully, and it seemed that this was really the case.

"Is it shameless to practice martial arts?"

Zhang Hao smiled and denied, "I don't think so, I think martial arts is for protection."

"In the past, when there were wars and chaos, there were often bandits, horse thieves, etc., so the people in the village also practiced martial arts to protect the village, and also to practice martial arts when they went into battle to kill the enemy. At that time, martial arts was life. If you practice well, it can be as small as protecting your family and as big as protecting the country. "

"I ask you! If someone kills your mother and wife, do you want to kill the other party? Since you want to, why care about the method?"

"Besides, after thousands of years of tempering, martial arts are no longer limited to buttonholes and crotch kicks. Some advanced kung fu ultimate moves can kill people invisible. They are more powerful than you imagined. I am just making an analogy. Let me tell you, kung fu is a killing technique."

"When you are out of the ring, I have ten thousand ways to kill you, even making your death unclear, but above the ring, sorry, those ten thousand ways are all restricted by the rules of the ring."

When Zhang Hao said this, a somewhat helpless look appeared on his face.

"Why is traditional martial arts declining now, because killing people is not allowed now, and traditional martial arts, which are born for killing people, naturally have no room for use."

"The effort of defending the family and the country back then has slowly turned into a show, a little heartbroken and a little helpless. Although it is the general trend and there is no way around it, please don't love it, and don't hurt it anymore. Let its reputation better."

"Please."

While speaking, Zhang Hao clasped his hands together and bowed towards the live broadcast.

"Papa, I also practice martial arts when I grow up, and I will use it to protect you so that it won't be lost." Yue'er said from the side.

"Okay, when you grow up, Dad will teach you martial arts."

Zhang Hao fondled the little guy's head, and the happy little guy laughed.

"Oh my god, my wife wants to learn martial arts, what should I do? Wait online, it's very urgent."

"Upstairs, if your wife wants to learn martial arts, I suggest you go to an orthopedic hospital to become a member, so that you will have discounts for hospitalization in the future. If you want to marry Yue'er, well, I suggest you skip the customer membership and choose the cemetery directly. Bar."

"Ah, if this little lolita learns martial arts, can she still be as cute as she is now, or become King Kong Barbie, alas, I still like the cute ones now."

Amidst the joyous discussion among the crowd, the vehicle had already driven into Wanghai Township.

Although the genius is dim, but because today is the reason for going to the market, there are already many pedestrians on the street.

It was the first time seeing so many people, Yue'er happily lay on the window and looked out.

Seeing the little guy's happy appearance, Zhang Hao blamed himself more. The happiness should have been given to her earlier.

Holding Xiao Yue'er's hand, Zhang Hao said with a smile: "There are many interesting things in the market, as well as the candied haws that you like very much."

"Papa, let's go quickly." Yue'er jumped up anxiously on the ground.

Yue'er saw a person in front of him performing fire-breathing acrobatics, and Yue'er was stunned for a while, feeling so novel.

(End of this chapter)

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