Entering Uncle Ying's Zombie World

Chapter 188 Holy Cat, Holy Dog, Holy Bird
"Ziyun, why do you still have a face, you." Tingting was at the door, blocking Fairy Ziyun who came to visit.

Fairy Ziyun took a look at Tingting: "I'm visiting Hao's house, and I'm visiting Grandpa Hao, what the hell are you doing."

Tingting glared at her: "It's really none of my business. Now I will handle all the big and small affairs of the Hao family, including shameless visitors like you."

"You are shameless." Fairy Ziyun scolded: "You are a hundred-year-old woman, but you still want old cows to eat tender grass."

This time, I really talked about the pain in Tingting's heart. Over a hundred years old, no woman can avoid this, especially when her partner is still very young.

Although as a cultivator whose cultivation has reached their level, a hundred years old is actually considered young, but the problem is that the world has only just started the era of cultivating immortals, and the inherent concepts can be reversed so quickly.

"You didn't go there well. Counting your previous days, you might be thousands of years old."

The two women glared at each other, and then called out to withdraw their troops. They didn't want to make a big scene and lose their goodwill in front of the old man.

After paying homage to the old man, Fairy Ziyun wandered around Hao's house by herself. Everything here seemed so familiar and strange, since the day she discovered that Hao Lan could pull out her Ziqing sword.

Fairy Ziyun then made up her mind. In this life, she doesn't want him to fight against the heavens alone. More importantly, in the last life, he still had the capital to fight, but in this life, he who started from the beginning is nothing. , What are you going to use to make enemies with the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

She knew that once his identity was exposed, the revived gods and Buddhas would not let him go, so why not be an ordinary person in this life.

Therefore, Fairy Ziyun abolished him with a sword to prove that he was not the reincarnation of that person. In addition, the gods and Buddhas saw with their own eyes that he had died in the battle of fate, and no one doubted it anymore .

However, Ziyun Fairy never expected that he, who was deposed, would practice again, and suddenly expose the backhand he left behind.

What puzzled Fairy Ziyun the most was that she had tested him before, and he had no memory of his previous life at all, so why did he suddenly wake up again.

Not long ago, when she met Tingting, Fairy Ziyun realized that the one who died had just traveled from the present to the past. Therefore, rather than saying that he died in the battle of fate, it is better to say that he died He is back in the present.

In other words, because of the death of Destiny, everything has changed, so the trajectory of Destiny has also changed. In the last life, I traveled back to the past to destroy Destiny. Now that Destiny is dead, there is no need to travel back to the past. .

"What are you looking at, I've never seen such a cute cat." Tingting proudly touched the little underworld in her arms.

Fairy Ziyun has a little resentment, hateful dog, you have found a holy cat to protect this woman, why not arrange anything for yourself.

Tingting seemed to see her inner thoughts, and couldn't help but said: "Brother Hao Lan is just Brother Hao Lan, he is not, and will not be the Monkey King you have been thinking about."

Fairy Ziyun snorted coldly: "I know."

"But I'm not that me anymore, I'm just Ziyun, not her."

Tingting also snorted coldly, and left with Xiao Hei in her arms.

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"Damn it, uncle, you're finally out."

As soon as Hao Lan left the customs, he met Zhu Wushi, who also practiced in the immortal veins. Now, his cultivation base is almost close to the tribulation realm, and it can be said that he has risen to a great realm all at once.

Hao Lan was stunned for a moment: "Uncle, what uncle?" Although Hao Lan didn't mind that he was considered to be his reincarnation, there was no reason for anyone to be so sure.

Although what he did was publicized, to those gods and Buddhas, it shouldn't be worthy of their attention.

"Master, stop pretending."

Zhu Wushi smiled and said, "Who doesn't know now, you are the reincarnation of Monkey King."

As soon as these words came out, Hao Lan was dumbfounded, what the hell, what happened.

"Tell me one by one, what happened after I retreated."

Zhu Wushi was also stunned for a moment, and gave Hao Lan a weird look, as if he didn't know anything for Uncle Mao.

"Say it quickly." Hao Lan glared at him, he really wanted to scold someone, what the hell, even if the sage is in seclusion, he still doesn't know what's going on outside.

"Okay." Zhu Wushi nodded quickly, he felt a bit murderous, and besides, Zhu Wushi was really afraid that Hao Lan would give him two slaps again.

"Probably around the time you retreated, Uncle Master, Aunt Tingting came into the world with the cultivation base of the Immortal Emperor. Her first battle in this world was to meet the Jade Emperor."

Hao Lan was shocked to death, what the hell, Tingting has become a fairy emperor, what are you kidding, is the fairy emperor so easy to succeed?

"Damn it, if I hadn't retreated here, I'm afraid I'd have to eat soft food."

This is really outrageous, a hundred-year-old immortal emperor, unprecedented in history, could it be that Tingting is actually the one-in-a-million genius?
How difficult it is to be an immortal emperor, Hao Lan can know from the monkey's memory that it is really too difficult, let alone a hundred years, I don't know how many gods and Buddhas have practiced for thousands of years, and it may not be possible to become a fairy king. Not to mention the Immortal Emperor.

"Jade Emperor?" Hao Lan looked at him: "The Lord of the Immortal World—Jade Emperor?"

Zhu Wushi nodded again and again, and said excitedly: "That's him, the former Supreme of the Immortal World."

Seeing his appearance, Hao Lan understood that it was probably the Jade Emperor who became the backdrop again: "Did Tingting beat the Jade Emperor?"

Zhu Wushi gave Hao Lan a blank look: "Master, don't pretend, what else are you pretending, everyone in the world knows."

Hao Lan really wants to open his mouth and scold, what the hell, who is pretending, even if I am his reincarnation, I am just his reincarnation, and I can be omniscient and omnipotent.

What's more, in this world where bullshit is everywhere, there is omnipotence.

You are omnipotent, can you make a second senior brother that you can’t finish eating alone? .

You can figure it out, but you are not omnipotent, because you can’t finish it, how can you be omnipotent.

"What's the matter?" Hao Lan glared at him.

Zhu Wushi smiled and patted Hao Lan: "Master, don't pretend."

"Now everyone in the world knows that in order to protect Aunt Tingting, you sent a cat, Saint Little Black Lady, to stay beside Aunt Tingting."

Hao Lan is really confused now, Mr. Xiao Hei, the cat saint, what the hell is it, Xiao Hei is still a holy cat?How is this possible.

Hao Lan thought about it, and finally remembered that when he was chasing the little zombie, he thought that the thunder struck the little zombie by coincidence, but now that he thinks about it, it is very likely that Xiao Hei was actually struck by the lightning.

It wasn't that Xiao Hei was unlucky, but that Xiao Hei was very lucky. The little zombie took that blow for him. Judging from Xiao Hei's injuries at that time, his injuries, now that he thought about it, were caused by Du Jie.

But, holy cat, this is too exaggerated. If you really have this level of cultivation, you are a boss. No matter whether you are a quasi-sage or not, you have no reason to stay by Tingting's side all the time.

Even if it's to repay his life-saving grace, it's impossible to do this. It's really shameless to be a boss, unless it's a domestic cat.

"Master Xiao Hei is really a ghost." Hao Lan was very depressed. Because of this, he was known to the whole world. If he was not good enough, this big boss would have to collapse.

This person is too lofty, and a cat saint arranges to protect people. This kind of handwriting is unique in the world.

Annoying, this is really annoying Hao Lan, if Xiao Hei suddenly runs away, will the gods and Buddhas all over the world rush up and try to kill him.

"Damn it, I really don't want this tall invincible design." Hao Lan was so depressed that he knew that it was just a coincidence. Although he knew Xiao Hei was extraordinary at the time, it really wasn't his arrangement The so-called backhand ah.

Whether it is a quasi-sage or above, they are all big bosses, master saints, they don't have such a big hand, and it is impossible to do this, moreover, they can't do it.

It's really shameless to be a boss.

In particular, now that the news has spread, the boss may have to turn to him to settle the score. Damn it, you dare to say that I was the second person arranged by you.

Thinking of this, Hao Lan felt that life was gloomy and he really couldn't live.

"Under Lord Xiao Hei's hands, the Jade Emperor didn't even have the slightest strength to fight back, so he was defeated by Master Xiao Hei three or two times." Zhu Wushi was very excited when he said this.

However, Hao Lan wanted to die. This is really not a joke. Once people know that the so-called backhand is fake, if those people don't rush over and tear him up, then it will be a ghost.

Although, he thought that he would become an enemy of the world, but this day is not now. If he comes now, he will die.

What can be done now, Hao Lan can only hope that Xiao Hei will not turn his face so quickly, otherwise, he will not want to live.

"But what happened next shocked the gods and Buddhas in the sky." Zhu Wu looked at Hao Lan with great admiration and said.

Hao Lan looked at his adoration, and he understood without needing to say that, the so-called later matter might not be as minor as Xiao Hei's matter.

"Damn, do you think I didn't die fast enough?" Hao Lan felt bitter, what the hell is this?

"Let's talk, what's the matter, it shocked the gods and Buddhas in the sky." Hao Lan said indifferently with an expressionless expression.

He patted Hao Lan again; "Master, what are you pretending for?"

Hearing this, Hao Lan really wanted to slap him to death, pretending to be a fart, I really don't know anything about it.

Zhu Wushi felt the killing intent again, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly said: "Later, Hong Haier, the son of the Bull Demon King, heard about Aunt Tingting's incident from the Bull Demon King's mouth. You clean up, I'm afraid you won't have a chance in the future."

"So, Hong Hai'er came to our Southern Metropolis to look for you, Master, but when you retreated, you deployed a large array and couldn't find it at all. Therefore, Hong Hai'er went to your house, trying to threaten you with Grandpa Hao."

"At this moment, Master Pupu, your holy bird, made a move. Master Pupu just spit out his saliva, and he cleaned up the red boy. His samadhi real fire, and all means, are no match for Master Pupu's spit of saliva. .”

Hearing these dreamlike words, Hao Lan really wanted to curse, you are such a liar, who would believe that this is a puppy.

"You mean, the real fire of samadhi was extinguished by my bird with a mouthful of saliva?" Although Hao Lan was unwilling to believe it, he had to believe it, because if this kind of thing hadn't happened, it would have been in the novel. I dare not write like that.

The real fire of samadhi, the supreme divine fire that can burn all things, was extinguished by a mouthful of saliva, who would believe it.

Regarding the real fire of Samadhi, Hao Lan can confidently say that no one in the world knows the real fire of Samadhi better than him. Back then, the monkey was refined in the alchemy furnace for seven to 49 days, using the real fire of Samadhi.

If it wasn't for him being an innate holy spirit, and by coincidence, he found a refuge from the fire where he could breathe. If he was as powerful as him, he would have to be reduced to ashes by the true fire of samadhi.

This is a sacred fire that poses a great threat to the immortal emperor. It has been burned several times, and the immortal emperor can't stand it.

"That's right, your Master Pupu spit out his saliva, not only extinguished Red Boy's samadhi fire, but also hit him in the face." In the midst of worship, with a bit of awe, Zhu ignored the expression in his eyes. All yearning, such a strong person is the goal that every practitioner yearns for.

Hao Lan was speechless, he believed it a little bit, that was his arrangement, otherwise it would be such a coincidence, first came a holy cat, Mr. Xiao Hei, and then came a holy bird, Mr. Pupu, saying that it was not arranged by him Yes, who would believe it?

But the problem is, Hao Lan can be sure that Xiao Hei is a coincidence, and the bird fluttering or something is really not arranged by him.

"Could it be that it's the monkey's backhand?" It seems that this is the only possibility left, but Hao Lan feels that this is not like, and it is impossible. This is a bit too long before the destruction of the fairy world.

The important thing is that no one can instruct a boss-level person like this, no matter whether it is a quasi-sage or above, how can he disregard his status and turn into a bird, the boss wants to save face.

"That's all." Hao Lan was in a heavy heart. It was really hard to say what was going on. In his opinion, there was actually another possibility. It was the work of several sages, and only They have such a big hand.

Zhu Wushi couldn't help but patted Hao Lan's shoulder again: "Master, why are you pretending?"

Hao Lan was numb, really numb, and cursed in his heart: "Damn it, and, aren't the holy cats and holy birds outrageous enough? Are you really treating the holy level as cats and dogs on the side of the road? Even if it is There are only a handful of quasi-sages, why do they feel like they are going to be rotten now, when did the holy rank become so worthless?"

"According to the speculation of many big figures, the dog in your family, Master Rhubarb, who has never been shot before, is a holy dog."

"Recently, Aunt Tingting came to the door. Master Pupu, Master Xiaohei, and Master Dahuang played together. They are obviously old acquaintances, which proves that Master Dahuang is absolutely the same as Master Xiaohei and Master Dahuang. The supreme giant."

Hao Lan was so tired, the holy cat, the holy bird, and a holy dog ​​came out, what the hell was going to make such a fuss, could it be that some saints were behind him to kill him?
(End of this chapter)