The peak acting skills of the actor

Chapter 168 Dad's Careful Thoughts

"Just kidding! You, a child, can see it all. Didn't I waste my time?" Old Cheng said triumphantly.

Then asked: "Do you want to learn?"

Cheng Feng nodded noncommittally.

Lao Cheng regained his energy immediately, and then said in a familiar way: "For example, when you get married in the future, your wife asks you to wash the dishes. If you wash the dishes very well, you will always wash the dishes in the future.

Plus, girls these days are the jewels in the palm of their parents, so maybe most of the housework may fall on you.

So if you don’t want to suffer from that burden, as long as you put in some thought, your wife will take the initiative and willingly take care of all the housework by herself. "

Cheng Feng was curious: "Dad, what do you say?"

"After you've learned it, this trick is tailor-made for a lazy woman in the family.

It’s like washing the dishes. If you have a wife and she asks you to wash the dishes, you go first, wash slowly, put some things in a slightly hidden place, and then take advantage of the time when she is just sitting and watching TV.

Immediately yell and ask her to come and help you find the rag. If she doesn't come, you can say you can't find it.

If there is no way, she can only come to help you find it. When she finds it, she just sits down when she goes back, and immediately calls her to find dishwashing liquid, again and again, what kind of spoon, shovel, chopsticks!

Your wife will definitely drive you out impatiently, and she will wash it by herself. "

"What about cooking?"

"Cooking is easier, as long as you deliberately make it unpalatable, add more salt, and slap her once or twice, and you will definitely not let you even touch the pot."

"What about the laundry?"

"It's not easy. If the laundry is not clean, just spin it twice in the washing machine. After a few times, she will think that your laundry is not clean, and she will take it upon herself."

"What about sweeping the floor?"

"Sweeping the floor, cleaning the table, etc., you can do as much as you can. I can't let my wife do everything by myself. Don't you think so, son!"

Cheng Feng nodded, and finally said: "Understood, Mom, you know too!"

As Cheng Feng said, he looked behind Lao Cheng, and Lao Cheng turned his head hastily when he heard the words.

I saw Cheng's mother looking at Lao Cheng with disgust in her eyes, holding an apron in her hand, pulling her face and saying: "Okay! You go and cook for me now, and I will chat with my son."

After finishing speaking, he threw the apron on Lao Cheng's face, and Lao Cheng smiled coquettishly, and curled his lips at Cheng Feng: "Stinky boy, I don't know what to say."

After finishing speaking, she put on her apron and went to the kitchen alone. Mother Cheng sat on the sofa and said angrily, "What's the matter? When I first got married, what did your father say to keep me from being tired? All the housework It's all his.

At that time, Class [-] was really proficient in all kinds of martial arts, and they were equally good at washing, cooking, and sweeping the floor.

I don't know when it will be, every year is not as good as every year, every day is more useless, I also put a lot of work on myself in a daze, without realizing it, this old thing is playing tricks on me here.

I was so mad that I was cheated by him for most of my life. "

"Hahahaha, mom knows now. From now on, let dad do all the housework that owes you." At this point, Cheng Feng paused for a moment, and then said: "How about giving it to you two? Hire a babysitter, what do you think, Mom?"

Cheng's mother shook her head, and then said: "No, your dad and I can't stand having outsiders in the family. If there is any heavy physical work, we will be called hourly workers. Don't worry."

Cheng Feng nodded when he heard the words, and then Cheng's mother turned on the TV, chatting with Cheng Feng while watching TV.

Lao Cheng skillfully started cooking in the kitchen. Various dishes were placed on the dining table one by one. Looking at the prepared delicacies, he immediately greeted: "Okay, you two, hurry up and eat, don't worry about it." watched TV."

I saw a table of delicious food, and a family of three sat around it. Lao Cheng added a dish with chopsticks, put it in Cheng Feng's bowl, and said, "Try it, your favorite braised lion head."

Cheng Feng took a bite, his mouth full of fragrance, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it seems that his father was really hiding his clumsiness in order to be lazy.

Cheng's mother ate the food on the plate and got bored: "Old man, you will do the housework by yourself in the future, don't play tricks on me, you shameless old man, you have lied to me for most of your life."

"All right, all right! Anyway, I've lied to you for most of my life, and for the rest of my life, I'll do the housework, okay?"

When Cheng's mother heard this, she curled her lips and rolled her eyes, looking extremely displeased, and continued to eat with her head covered.

Cheng Feng chuckled, and the family of three chatted casually.

After the meal was finished, the family of three went out for a walk. In order to avoid trouble, Cheng Feng dressed up in disguise and put on sunglasses and masks. The family of three walked through the streets and alleys, stopping in various places.

Looking at the sky, it was already dark, so I found a hotel room and had a delicious meal.

After returning home, they simply washed up and went to sleep.

On the second day, Cheng Feng got up early, this time he came here to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with his parents at home.

He also planned to get together with his former friends. The others were casual acquaintances, and he hadn't had much contact with them after traveling abroad these years.

There is a friend who Cheng Feng grew up with in the past.

This person is called Zhao Lei, and the two have known each other since elementary school, high school, and finally parted ways in university.

Although they have been busy with their own business these years, they will spend some time together online to have some hacking or something.

This can also be regarded as one of the common hobbies of the two. When they were young, they often went to Internet cafes to play computer games secretly, and were often caught by their parents and beat them up.

During college, the two who were far apart from each other still played League of Legends online from time to time.

To talk about the collective memories of the post-[-]s generation, first of all, in the impression of many boys, online games are definitely a topic that can never be avoided.

Just ask, how many boys, when they were in middle school and high school, climbed the wall and went to the Internet cafe to play computer games in the middle of the night after the lights in the school dormitory were turned off.

Looking back now, it is really full of memories.

When Cheng Feng was in middle school, smartphones were not popular yet, and most of them were button-based. At that time, apart from making calls, he could only play Lianliankan on the phone.

And compared to those who were in middle school at that time, having a mobile phone is definitely an enviable thing.

Coupled with the popularity of computers, many people of the same age are devoted to computer games, and Cheng Feng inevitably became one of them.

CF, World of Warcraft, Extreme Racing, Dynasty Warriors, Resident Evil, Stealing Food, Grabbing Parking Space, DNF, etc., until the last League of Legends that Cheng Feng was obsessed with. Looking back, I suddenly found that I hadn’t touched it for a long time The game is over.

The enthusiasm for games has gradually faded, and it is only used as a pastime in the usual free time. Apart from the loss of the original obsession with games, when I look back, I find that there is still a youthful time that I can't go back.

Especially nowadays, everyone has a mobile phone. I am afraid that these students, like Cheng Feng in the past, are boarding middle school students. None of them need to sneak up on the wall after the teacher finished checking the bed like they did. Sneaked out of school to play games.

Today's middle school students can do many things with a mobile phone.

Today, intelligent lifestyles are becoming more and more popular, and there are more and more unmanned supermarkets in some cities. In a few years, Cheng Feng is not sure what the future will look like.

Every time I think of this, I can't help but sigh that I was born early, why is it just a post-[-]s generation? If I was born more than ten years later, it might be a different situation.

But I don’t want to think about it so much, I’ll make a phone call to my friend first, and come out for a get-together...

(End of this chapter)