Ugly girl classmates flash away

Chapter 2
【I don't want an ugly girl at the same table】

After school, Domi was humming some song indiscriminately as he walked home.From a distance, it sounds like SHE's "I Don't Want to Grow Up", but when I listen carefully, it is not, it is a Hi-pop rap, not to mention, Li Duomi really has the taste of a rapper.Here's how he sang it:
Why is my current deskmate so annoying
I never thought sitting at the same table with her would be so uncomfortable.
I suddenly remembered my old deskmate

I don't want to sit at the same table with her
Sitting at the same table with her is a kind of torture

I don't want to sit at the same table with her
Sitting at the same table with her makes me want to throw up
I don't want to sit at the same table with her

I'd rather sit at the same table with a fool
……

"Did your teacher teach you tongue twisters today? What are you mumbling about?" Li Duole happened to meet Li Duomi who was muttering at the gate of the community.

"What teacher taught tongue twisters... I have a new deskmate, Sultana." Li Duomi said very frustrated.

"Sultana? The younger sister of 'Sudan Red'? You are honored, brother." Li Duole put his arm on Duomi's shoulder and joked with him.

"Li Duole, I'm not in the mood to make any jokes with you. Sultana is the ugliest girl in our class! And... she's just ugly, she thinks she's very beautiful and narcissistic."

"Sit at the same table with the ugliest girl in the class, be buddies with the worst boy, make mistakes in front of the worst teacher, you've got one of the top three misfortunes on campus." Li Duole was on the sidelines He teased him lightly half-jokingly, "But, you can't just look at the appearance, the beauty of the heart is the most important thing! You can't be so superficial!"

"You don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk, and you don't have any sympathy at all." Li Duomi said viciously.

"Okay, it's you who said I don't have sympathy, don't ask me to give you advice then!" Li Duole raised his shoulders and held his head high, as if waiting for someone to beg him.

"Don't, it's a low price. I really have to think of a way for me. You have the most bad ideas and tricks!" Duomi quickly put on a smiling face to please Duole.

"It's a 'bad idea' and a 'ghost idea'. Is there anyone who praises you so much? Now I really sympathize with that 'Sudan Red'. It's a great misfortune to sit at the same table with you!"

"It's not Sudan Red, it's Sultana!" Domi corrected him impatiently.

"Okay! It's on me!"

As the two said so, they had already arrived at the door of the house.

【Food dynamite packs bomb bunkers】

Adhering to the gentleman's demeanor of courtesy first and soldiers later, Li Duole's first strategy for Li Duomi was-bribery.

"Bribe?" Li Duomi asked Li Duole a little puzzled.

"It's just to give her benefits, and then tell her tactfully, let her take the initiative to tell the teacher that she has poor eyesight, and she can't see when she sits there." Li Duole's tone was a little anxious, and he wondered why he had such a stupid brother Ah, I don't even understand "bribery".

"Then why do you have to bribe her? Why don't I just tell the teacher that I can't see?" Li Duomi was puzzled.

"How can I say that you are stupid, she is obviously the ugliest girl in your class. If you tell the teacher like this, can the teacher not see what you mean? Not only will the teacher not change your seat, but he may even criticize you for being superficial! Li Duole walked around the bedroom with his chest up and his head held high, as if everything was under control.

"Well, what you said makes sense." Li Duomi secretly admired Li Duole's shrewdness, "But what kind of bribe should I use?" Having said that, another problem arose.

"You have hoarded so many small foods, Gu Xiaoxi and Mom and Dad don't know, don't think I don't know either! Now it's time for them to play a bigger role than enter your stomach!" Duo Le said.

Li Duomi quickly got under the bed and took out a small cardboard box.The chocolates my father brought back from abroad, the high-end candies bought at home during the holidays, and the potato chips that just came into the warehouse two or three days ago. "These are all my private property, I really can't bear to..."

"Hey! If you can't let go of your child and can't catch a wolf, a man will be cruel to himself! It's not good to be indecisive like a woman! Think about it, don't you want to be at the same table with the most beautiful girl in your class?" Li Dole tried his best to encourage him.

"The most beautiful girl in our class is Bai Shasha. I would like to be at the same table with her even in my dreams." Li Duomi said, posing in a dignified manner, and raised the carton full of snacks high. Don't believe me, this box of food explosives can't blow up her ugly bunker!"

"Ambition, pure man!" Dole gave Domi a thumbs up at the side, and at the same time took out a piece of chocolate from the box with the other hand and tore it into his own mouth. The greatest military strategist of the century!"

【Are you afraid of the threat of force】

Two days later.

Domi dejectedly pushed open the door of the house. Li Duole was sitting on the sofa waiting to hear his good news, but seeing him like this, he hurried over to greet him. "Didn't you say yesterday that the implementation went smoothly, that Sultana accepted your gift, and while biting open a piece of chocolate with her buck teeth, she agreed to the teacher's request to adjust the seat for poor eyesight?" Li Duo Le's words protruded like submachine guns.

"Yes, it went very well yesterday. She told the teacher after eating. She said that her eyesight was not very good and asked the teacher to adjust the seat. But the teacher called her mother directly. She didn't show up all morning this morning. When he appeared in the afternoon, he wore myopia glasses, he was already ugly, but now he is like a four-eyed frog!"

"Then why didn't your teacher adjust her seat? This teacher is really good!"

"Because we sit in the first row...the teacher will have to sit next to the blackboard..." Li Duomi said dejectedly.

"Hey! My dear brother, why didn't you tell me that you were sitting in the first row!" Li Duole beat his chest angrily, "You have ruined my fame all my life!"

"You have ruined a box of my food! Now the seat is not adjusted, and even the snacks are gone, what do you think should I do?" Regret green.

"Since the first plan fails, we can only use the second plan—threat with force!" Li Duole assumed the posture of a military adviser again.

"What threat of force? You mean that I stopped her after school and beat her up, and beat girls. It's a bit... too..."

"What is war? Do you understand what threat means? The United States has nuclear weapons. When did it actually use them except for dropping two on Japan? The TV calls that nuclear threat. Alas, your IQ...is not as good as yours. You don't understand so much. To put it bluntly, it's just to scare her." Li Duole took a lot of effort to explain clearly to Li Duomi.

"Then you can just tell me to 'scare', why not threaten with force." Li Duomi didn't appreciate it, thinking that Li Duole was just playing tricks.

"You...do this..." Li Duole whispered in Domi's ear.

The next day, study by yourself early.

"Lend me your crayons." Li Duomi knew that Sultana's crayons were her favorite, and they were treasures that she was reluctant to use and wanted to offer up.So in order to implement this plan, he started with her colored pens.

"No." As Li Duomi expected, Sultana quickly put away her colored pens.

"Let me tell you, I have a knife, and my brother Li Duole also has it. My sister is in junior high school. She has a boyfriend, and he also has a knife. That knife is a machete. It's so long..." Li Duomi said, using The hand ratio is about the same length as the desk.

The little girl couldn't bear this, when the knife was mentioned, her face turned green, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to breathe, and obediently handed over the watercolor pen.

"If you don't want me to use your watercolor pen, tell the teacher obediently to change the seat and don't want to be at the same table with me." Li Duomi took the marker and threatened her.

Sultana said nothing, but nodded like a chicken eating rice with tears in her eyes.

Duomi returned the watercolor pen to her untouched, and happily opened the Chinese book.

【Gift Competition】

Back home at night, Duo Mi and Duo Le clapped hands to celebrate. Li Duo Mi felt that poaching this ugly deskmate from her was just around the corner.

But after dinner, a phone call came from home, which turned everything around 180 degrees.

Mom kept nodding and smiling on the phone, and said a lot of good things in a very apologetic tone.Gu Xiaoxi, Li Duole, and Li Duomi were watching from the side, and they all felt a little strange. Could it be that my mother made a mistake in the work unit, and the leader came home to investigate the mistake?Otherwise, this way of communication is obviously not in line with my mother's personality.The three of them guessed wildly.

Mother Liu Fang put down the phone and walked towards Li Duomi with a straight face. "Li Duomi, tell me quickly, what bad things did you do at school today!"

"I didn't do anything..." Domi's voice was a bit lacklustre, but he still had the fluke mentality of pretending to be stupid and getting away with it.

"Don't dare to be stubborn, the parents have called home! They didn't tell the teacher directly, but communicated with me first. If they find me through the teacher, where do you think I will put my face! You are a whole hooligan! You told a little girl that you have a knife, that your brother Li Duole also has a knife, and that your sister has a boyfriend and a machete in the second year of junior high school! Why don’t you say that your father has a cannon! Look at her The little girl was scared! Her mother said that she didn't eat dinner, she was very depressed and didn't like to talk anymore! Her mother also said on the phone: "My baby, I don't miss a meal. Now even my favorite I don’t even eat the braised pork!’” Mother Liu Fang was very emotional.

"It's already fat enough... Braised pork is not a healthy food..." Li Duomi muttered in a low voice.

"Hey, I said you child, you didn't look in the mirror to see your chubby appearance, and you said that you are fat. Let me tell you, Domi, you have to tell me clearly about today's matter. What's going on? !" Mom was so angry that she pointed at Li Duomi, and her voice rose an octave before she knew it.

Dad who just came back from a business trip heard the noise in the living room in the study, opened the door and came out to see what happened. "What's the matter, what did Lee Domi get into trouble at school again?" Dad was as gentle and steady as usual, but this seemed to be more dignified than Mom's impatience and sternness.Dad's eyes made Li Domi unable to hide everything.Finally, Li Duomi's defense was completely defeated, and he told the whole story, including of course that Duo Le was his behind-the-scenes strategist.

Mom finally couldn't take it anymore and raised her angry slap to Li Duole.

Father Li Tianming persuaded mother Liu Fang: "Don't worry, this problem is not difficult to solve. It just so happens that I brought you gifts for each of you when I was on a business trip, and I haven't had time to give them to you. Now I will go to the study and get them all." Come out, wait a moment." Dad said, pulling the angry mother Liu Fang into the study.Mom's anger has not subsided, but she also wants to know what kind of medicine this Li Tianming sells in his gourd this time.

After a while, my father and mother came out with a lot of things.There are three gifts in total, and the packaging of these three gifts is different. One is wrapped in a very exquisite gift package, with wrapping paper and paper flowers stuck; the other is packed in a very delicate handbag, which looks very beautiful ; while the packaging of the other one is very simple, which makes it look a lot of discoloration, it is simply wrapped in newspaper, and the outside is simply tied with hemp rope.

"You rock-paper-scissors, choose gifts in order of winning and losing." Dad said to them with a smile.

The expectations brought by the gift somewhat diluted the tense and serious atmosphere just now, and everyone became relaxed and excited again.

"Rock-paper-scissors!" the three of them said in unison.

"Haha! I won! I will choose first!" Li Duomi won the scissors, while Gu Xiaoxi and Li Duole happened to both choose cloth, and Li Duomi won. "I want the one with the player's bag. It looks the most upscale and must be the most expensive!"

"Rock paper scissors!" In the contest between Gu Xiaoxi and Li Duole, Li Duole's "rock" defeated Gu Xiaoxi's "scissors".

"This is really hard for me. That beautiful box is very feminine at first glance, and it must be suitable for Gu Xiaoxi. But the thing wrapped in newspaper looks too shabby! Well, I still Choose that beautiful box, at worst, give it to your girlfriend when the time comes." He said and brought the packing box in front of him.

Father Li Tianming put the gift wrapped in newspaper and hemp rope in front of Gu Xiaoxi for Gu Xiaoxi, Gu Xiaoxi's expression was obviously a bit disappointed.Father Li Tianming continued: "Okay, you guys open the presents now!"

Li Duomi eagerly opened the handbag and took out a book.At that moment, he was a little disappointed, but out of politeness, he didn't show his disappointment too much.Then Li Duole also opened the package, and the gift inside turned out to be a book too.Then it was Gu Xiaoxi's turn, she opened the simple newspaper wrapping, and the gift inside was actually a book!The three of them were a little confused, and they all looked at their father Li Tianming at the same time.

“Of the three gifts just presented, some were beautifully wrapped and some were bland. But it’s important to realize that the packaging is not the gift itself. It’s easy to make the mistake of judging by the beauty of the box The quality of gifts. When dealing with people around us, it is easy for us to make mistakes, judging the quality of a person by his appearance. Just like the gift just now, when the outer packaging is torn off, there is a book inside Books. How to judge whether these three gifts are really good or bad? We need to understand the content of the book by reading and see which one is better and more meaningful. What about the people around us? We also need to put aside the Only by interacting with people can we slowly discover his good and bad, and only then can we know whether it is worth making friends with him.”

"But who doesn't want to be beautiful!" Gu Xiaoxi whispered.

"Who doesn't want to have a beautiful tablemate..." Li Duomi whispered.

"Who doesn't want to have a beautiful daughter-in-law, if my mother wasn't beautiful, would you have pursued her back then?" Li Duole said mischievously.

Mother Liu Fangte benefited from Li Duole's words. She proudly touched her face with her hand, puffed up her chest, and sat upright.

"Father is not asking you to give up the pursuit of beauty, but to let you pay more attention to the inner beauty while paying attention to the outer beauty! Think about it, no matter how beautiful the appearance is, it will be worn down with time, only the inner meaning, like fine wine Usually, in the torrent of time, it becomes more and more mellow." The occupational disease of the writer's father began to attack again.

"Come on, don't be lyrical! Children, we went to Dad's study to search for gifts! I think he bought a lot of good things..."

"Let's go, get the gift!" Led by their mother Liu Fang, they rushed to the study.

"Hey, Li Duomi, don't forget to apologize to the girl tomorrow, and get along well with your tablemate..." Dad turned his head and shouted.

(End of this chapter)