I, who lived in seclusion for thousands of years, was exposed by yearning

Chapter 85 It Turned Out to Be Such a Prototype of Barbecue
Qiao Shan didn't know what to say when he choked on the old man's words.

If it hadn't been for someone's blow to his appearance.

I'm afraid he will be said so bluntly by the old man again, and his heart is already full of holes.

This old man is poisonous, absolutely poisonous.

He has been told by the old man several times since he came here.

"What the old man said is actually a compliment to you."

He Jiong held back his smile and patted Qiao Shan's shoulder to comfort him.

He didn't know why the old man was so 'caring' for Qiao Shan, but it was quite joyful to hear that the old man hated Qiao Shan.

Maybe that's the magic of a comedian, making people laugh no matter what he does.

"Mr. He, I thank you. This is a great compliment. Why don't you let the old man praise you?"

Qiao Shan looked at He Jiong's suppressed smile, and rolled his eyes at the sky.

If it wasn't for the expression on his face that betrayed him, he really believed it was a compliment.

"I have nothing to be praised by the old man."

He Jiong shook his head quickly.

He didn't want to be taken care of by the old man, otherwise it would be so uncomfortable to put a knife in his heart every day.

"What are you two talking about?"

"Old man, Mr. He also wants to be praised by you."

Qiao Shan said to Ye Qing with great interest.

"I haven't. Don't listen to Qiao Shan's nonsense."

He Jiong glared at Qiao Shan who seemed to be gloating.

This person really will lead the topic to the east.

The old man should give Qiao Shan some sharp words to kill him.

"Qiao Shan just said that your compliment to him is really great, and he wants to hear more."

As He Jiong spoke, he gave Qiao Shan a sidelong glance, his eyebrows raised.

He has been in the host circle for so many years, how can he say he can't beat Qiao Shan?

"Don't let either of you go."

Ye Qing looked at the two and shook his head, then continued:
"You really are old men, I don't know what you two mean. You are both in your forties, and you are doing such a foolish trick."

Although both of them are children in his eyes, they are both in their 40s in the eyes of others, so they still look like children.

"Ha ha……"

As soon as Ye Qing finished speaking, except for Qiao Shan, the other older people immediately laughed with their stomachs in their hands.

Laughed them to death.

The old man actually said that Qiao Shan was in his forties.

The sudden laugh made the three juniors look at me and I look at you.

Why are they laughing so inexplicably?

The audience in the live broadcast room also watched a few people laughing in bewilderment.

"Excuse me, where is the joke in this paragraph?"

"I'm also very puzzled. As soon as the old man said this, he burst out laughing out of nowhere."

"Someone hurry up and explain."

"The joke is that Qiao Shan is not yet forty."

"So, in the end, Qiao Shan was still the one who was injured the most."

"Haha... I can't help but feel sorry for Qiao Shan. The old man will always hurt Qiao Shan alone."

After knowing the point of the joke, the audience also laughed out loud.

To say that when Qiao Shan first came, the old man did it for the effect of the show.

At that moment, they deeply felt the old man's preference for Qiao Shan.

They were quite happy to watch the scene of being so deflated and unable to retaliate.

……

"Hey... After all, I alone bear everything."

Qiao Shan looked at the few people who were about to burst into tears from laughter, and sat dejectedly on his seat, sighing and drinking alone.

If he said he couldn't, then he couldn't hide.

Why did this trip to the show make his heart go up?

But he never thought that the old man would not let him go.

"Fat boy, what are they laughing at?"

Ye Qing's smile on the face of several people is inexplicable, let's ask this kid.

"..."

Qiao Shan pursed his lips and remained silent for a while, then said helplessly:

"I'm not yet forty this year."

Look at the old man's ignorance, what can he say.

Forget it, he will bear all the damage.

"Then you should take good care of yourself and exercise more."

After listening to the explanation, Ye Qing finally understood why some people laughed.

He saw that Qiao Shan was similar to Xiao He, but he didn't expect to miss it.

The age of these star children is really a mystery.

"Grandpa, we're almost done eating. I'm still curious about what the prototype of barbecue is and what it has to do with punishment."

When Zhang Zifeng heard Teacher Qiao's explanation, he also wanted to laugh, but seeing the other party's face, he held back his laughter and changed the topic away.

In my heart, I mourned for Teacher Qiao for a moment.

But what grandpa said is right, this teacher Qiao should be reduced, it seems that he is really about the same age as Teacher He.

"My stomach hurts from laughing, listen up, I'll go around."

When Teacher Huang heard Zifeng's words, he immediately stopped smiling, rubbed his stomach and stood up.

He didn't want to listen to that punishment.

Otherwise, my stomach will be really uncomfortable after listening to it.

"Are you sure you want to listen?"

Ye Qing looked at several people, with a very meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth.

This prototype grill is no fun.

These children may have a bad reaction after hearing it.

"Why don't you listen?"

Qiao Shan looked at the ambiguous smile on the corner of the old man's mouth, and felt bad in his heart.

This smile gave him a sense that the history of this barbecue is a very bad history.

"Old Joe, are you afraid to listen?"

Liu Xiaoyi pulled Qiao Shan who wanted to back down and used aggressive methods.

It's just a prototype of barbecue, so there's nothing to be afraid of.

Listen with him, if it's difficult to be together.

"I don't dare to listen to anything, please tell me, old man."

"Did you know that there was a punishment of lingering in ancient times?"

"I know, according to the ancient law, a person who is late must be cut 3357 times. One cut cuts a thin slice of flesh, and the knife must not touch the vitals. Within three days, the prisoner is bloody and bloody, and gradually loses his shape, but he is not allowed to die."

"Yes, that's it."

Ye Qing nodded in affirmation of Liu Xiaoyi's words, and then talked about the prototype of barbecue.

"The punishment I want to talk about is Ling Chi. In the Ming Dynasty, there was a great eunuch named Liu Jin. He was a man who committed all kinds of crimes. Because of his great power, he framed Zhongliang, interfered with the government, and oppressed the people. In the end, he was bold. He wanted to plot rebellion. But how could that kid from the Zhu family let him go and condemn him to Ling Chi's death."

He had just come out of the mountains at that time, and when he heard about this man's crime, he went to watch it.

Not only did he go to watch it, but he also used some tricks to hang his life for a few days.

Such a person should suffer more before he can die.

"Barbecue has something to do with this person?"

Peng Peng was a little puzzled after hearing this, what does this person's punishment have to do with barbecue?
Why did you pull out this eunuch?

"relation……"

The smile on the corners of Ye Qing's mouth grew stronger as he spoke:

"At that time, many people who were persecuted by him were present at the scene. They exchanged silver taels for Liu Jin's cut meat. Do you know what they did? They bought them back to pay homage to those who had died of persecution. When the sacrifice was over, They set iron slices on the fire, brushed them with oil and water, roasted and swallowed the slices of meat."

This is what people often say, can't wait to eat meat and drink blood.

At that time it really came true.

Those people's hatred for Liu Jin has reached a peak, so knowing that Liu Jin was tortured, how could they not swallow Liu Jin's flesh.

"..."

When several people heard the words, they felt a little uncomfortable in their stomachs, and they kept swallowing saliva in their throats to suppress the nausea.

Who would have thought that the prototype of this barbecue would be like this.

Give them one click and never be able to look straight at the grill or roast again.

"The old man just asked you whether you want to listen or not."

Ye Qing's brows and eyes were full of smiles, and his words were full of innocence.

He had just guessed how they would react.

as predicted.

All of them pursed their lips tightly, swallowing saliva wildly in their throats.

Alas, the acceptance is really poor.

(End of this chapter)