I, who lived in seclusion for thousands of years, was exposed by yearning

Chapter 431 Tea Art Culture
After dinner.

Everyone sat in the courtyard and chatted.

It's just that the eight people were divided into two parties, a few juniors and old men on one side, and He Jiong, Huang Lei, Guo Degang and Yue Peng on the other.

"Brother Yixing, tell us about tea language and tea language again."

"Actually, this tea language is not very good, but Peng Peng can read more to understand it better. You can read Zifeng's words but don't learn them."

"Why can't I study?"

Brother Yixing's words made Zhang Zifeng a little puzzled.

Why Peng Pengge can read more and understand, but why she can't.

"Boy Yixing, why can't my girl learn?"

Ye Qing was also very puzzled by what he said.

He just wanted his granddaughter to learn this way of speaking to avoid being bullied.

But I didn't expect that Yixing boy told Zifeng not to learn.

"Old man, in fact, this tea talk tea language is a kind of Internet culture. The earliest use of this word is the quotations of that scum girl and green tea facing boys."

"..."

Zhang Zifeng immediately understood why Brother Yixing told her not to learn.

This green tea is the girl everyone hates.

The face is soft and weak, but the heart is full of scheming.

She didn't want to be like that.

"Brother Yixing, how do you understand so well?"

When Peng Yuchang heard Yixing's explanation, he looked at him curiously.

He doesn't know much about these.

But Brother Yixing seems to understand it very well.

"The tea talk and tea talk are all the master let me read."

"Ms. Huang asked you to watch it?"

When Peng Yuchang heard the words, his face was even more surprised.

Teacher Huang let Brother Yixing understand this 'tea art culture'?
Why didn't you let him see it? ?

"Yixing is a sweet potato. Let him see and learn more, so that he will not be deceived by those girls."

When Huang Lei heard Peng Yuchang's surprised words, he stopped communicating with He Jiong and gave Peng Yuchang an answer.

When he saw those girls' quotations on the online video, he immediately shared them with his apprentices.

"You see, he is popular, handsome, and talented. Such an outstanding boy must be missed by many girls, so let him understand, and he won't be blind when he falls in love in the future."

"..."

When Peng Yuchang heard this explanation, he felt overwhelmed.

Co-authoring means that he is not outstanding, and he feels that he is not missed, so there is no need to understand?
Forget it, he still doesn't want to humiliate himself.

"Boy Yixing, continue to tell the old man about the Internet culture." Ye Qing didn't pay much attention to Peng Yuchang's emotions, and let Yixing continue to talk.

"Then I will continue to tell you." Yixing nodded and continued, "Netizens have also summed up the tea art culture with a few key words. Remember these points and stay away from them."

"The first word is praise, they will praise you so much that you will feel embarrassed. The purpose of this is to let you relax your vigilance towards her."

"Well, it's true that even a man can't refuse a girl's admiration for him."

Ye Qing nodded affirmatively.

He has studied psychology, so he naturally knows the psychology of men.

All men have a heroic mentality. As long as the opposite sex praises them enough, there is no man who will not have a good impression of those girls who especially admire him.

Especially those who may not be very good at first, but after being praised, how can they not be smug.

"What's that second word?"

"The second word is to show weakness. Girls make themselves into a very weak character and behave very delicate."

"Well, this word really embodies the three characters of weak woman, using weakness to arouse the other party's desire to protect."

When Ye Qing was talking, he thought about the girls he had seen before.

If it is expressed in one sentence, it should be that a coquettish woman is the luckiest.

Aren't the most favored in the emperor's harem those who can act like a baby?

"Good guy, how do I feel that one set of one set is like a psychological tactic."

Peng Yuchang's eyes were full of shock.

Girls nowadays are a bit too scary.

It also developed a set of psychological tactics specifically for boys.

"Indeed."

When Yixing heard Peng Yuchang's words, he smiled slightly and continued:
"There is a third word, this third word is Peng Peng, especially you should pay attention to it."

"Is the third word scary? Why should I care?"

"This third time is a comparison, and it is also the final step of tea art."

"Compared?"

"Yes, in the videos I've watched, those boys have girlfriends. And those girls will be accompanied by weakness to show each other's irritable or other shortcomings, and then those boys will help the tea art girl talk , Needless to say, you should be able to hear the ending, goodbye."

"..."

After listening to Yixing's words, Peng Yuchang quickly ruled out the girls who appeared around him.

He has a girlfriend, if he is tricked by the tea ceremony, then he will change it quickly.

But he can't ruin his love because of this tea artist.

"After listening to what you said, the old man, I only think of one kind of people, those backyard women who are jealous."

After hearing Yixing's words, Ye Qing instantly thought of those women in the deep palace compound.

This is how life is every day, and I don't know what to do except fight for favor every day.

"The tricks from the backyard in the past are now used on you boys, which shows the IQ of the children now..."

He didn't finish speaking at the end but just shook his head.

This also reminded him of a woman from a long time ago.

That woman seems to be from the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period.

The method of tea art is not ordinary high, compared with the current tea art, it is simply not enough.

As for that woman's name, he didn't remember much, only the title of Mrs. Huarui.

It made several kings at that time indulge in that woman's skirt.

"I don't think it's a question of our IQ."

Peng Yuchang pondered Yixing's explanation for a while, and shook his head after hearing the old man's words.

He thinks it's not a question of their IQ.

"After all, the ancient emperors couldn't resist the tea ceremony, let alone us."

"The emperor can't resist, and some ministers will write notes to persuade them. If they can't be persuaded, some people will risk their lives to get rid of them. But do you have any?"

Ye Qing took a sip of tea speechlessly to Peng Yuchang's question.

This child is ashamed to compare with the previous emperor.

How can it be compared.

After listening to the detailed explanation of the Internet culture of tea art, I didn't find it interesting in an instant.

He pouted:
"Okay, I thought it was interesting, but now it seems that it's just a trick of those deep courtyards before, and it's not interesting anymore."

"It's not interesting, and now that everyone knows it, they have specially released tricks to treat tea with tea. The most popular video is not the tea art quotations, but defeating the tea art girl with tea art tricks."

Yixing nodded, and took out his mobile phone to find out the videos of making tea with tea and show it to the old man.

"It's like this, the number of views and likes are very hot."

Ye Qing turned her attention to Yixing's cell phone upon hearing this.

Looking at the innocent look in the eyes of a person who pretended to be very weak on the screen, he understood that this was the Tea Artist.

The girl with a calm face over there, after listening to the girl's words, also pretended to have the same expression and tone as the other party, obviously this is Zhenggong.

Both of them used the same method, and soon the tea artist was defeated.

That's the end of the video.

"Girl, in fact, you can learn from this type of video."

"what?"

(End of this chapter)