I, who lived in seclusion for thousands of years, was exposed by yearning

Chapter 394 Ask the bones?
"Do you know the guy who wrote the Guinness Book of Records?"

"Then old man, please help me to ask how much to drink to win the prize."

"..."

When Ye Qing heard the questions from other people, he was just about to answer when he heard the stupid question from Yue Peng.

The kid has lost his head after drinking so much.

I still want him to ask for help, where to ask?how to ask?
Those two children are now two bone bones, no matter how capable he is, he can't make the bones speak.

The corner of his mouth curled slightly and he gave Yue Peng a white look, "If you can make the skeleton talk, old man, I will ask for you."

"..."

Yue Peng has not yet reached the point of unconsciousness, he naturally understood the meaning of the old man's words, and pursed his lips.

What the old man said really made his heart ache.

He didn't know that those two were dead.

After all, he has never read that book. He knows that when Guinness recorded it, it was also modern.

Ye Qing rolled his eyes back, and said to the children: "Speaking of this Guinness record, we have to start with a beer company I founded before, old man."

"The beer company?"

"Is this record related to the beer company?"

As soon as these words came out, several people were a little confused.

The Guinness Book of Records they know is very rigorous and official, so why is it linked to a beer company?
"Actually, this book was already in its infancy more than 200 years ago. It's just that the two children organized those pamphlets into a book and added some new records themselves."

Ye Qing replied with a slight smile, and after taking a sip from the cup, he continued:

"The answer to these record questions at the beginning was a sales plan that the old man proposed to Guinness. People like to chat after drinking. The most important question, since I like to talk about this kind of question, the old man, I will let Guinness make an answer magazine and send it out."

When this sales plan was implemented, it really improved the company's business a lot.

Sure enough, people's curiosity is very heavy, and everyone has a hundred thousand whys in their minds.

"It was 200 years later that these two twin brothers read these books in my tavern. They came to me excitedly and said they wanted to buy them. Those booklets, under my questioning from the old man, it turned out that the two children answered some questions in the booklets at the hunting party.

They discovered these questions, and no one knew the answers, so they came up with the idea of ​​organizing these booklets into a book and letting the world know such records.After listening to the old man, I thought it was feasible, but I didn't sell those books directly to them. I asked the old man for [-]% of their book sales. "

In fact, he has fewer interests, but since he is doing science popularization, it doesn't matter if he wants less.

After all, children can't be too ignorant.

"You only asked for ten percent?"

Huang Lei was very surprised.

Didn't the old man always say that he is a businessman who pays attention to interests?

These plans were originally for the promotion of your own company, and they were given to others to benefit them, so the old man didn't ask for more?
It's really strange.

He believes that with human curiosity, when such a book comes out, many people will rush to buy it to satisfy their curiosity.

This ten percent is really a little less.

"Well, that's enough. Although I value benefits, old man, I value the children's IQ even more. After sorting out this book, they have helped me answer some questions to the world, and the world will not be too ignorant. "

"So this [-]% benefit is the IQ tax of the world?"

Peng Yuchang nodded to show he understood.

It turns out that in the Guinness Book of Records, the old man didn't care about those benefits, he just collected some taxes to increase his IQ.

"IQ tax, there is nothing wrong with saying that, after all, the children are not very knowledgeable. But the books of the two children are not only about those problems, it digs deeper into the potential of human beings and the limits of some things. Anyway, the books in the book There are all kinds of weird and weird content, and they will pursue the authenticity of some things to personally investigate and verify."

"So our later Guinness Book of Records was created by these two people?"

"I don't know much about this award old man."

Ye Qing shook his head.

He is just a hands-off shopkeeper, and when he has done something, he throws it to others. After he received the benefits of the book, he didn't stay long, so he really didn't know whether the award was awarded or not.

"Okay, old man, I'm done talking, we should continue to drink."

After Ye Qing finished speaking, he picked up the cup and drank it in one gulp. Telling the story slowed down the progress of drinking, and he said he was thirsty.

"Since you have told the story, I will also sing a little song to cheer you up."

Yue Peng drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, put it on the table and stood up.

"Okay, let's sing." Ye Qing nodded.

But others reacted differently.

They all waved their hands and shook their heads in unison:
"Don't sing five rings."

"That's right, as long as it's not the fifth ring."

"What song is the five rings?"

Seeing the strong reaction of the children, Ye Qing became a little curious.

What is the song of the five rings?What made these children so resistant?
"How can you refuse my famous song, besides, the old man has never heard of it."

When Yue Peng heard it, he raised his orchid fingers coquettishly and made a really annoying wave of fingers.

Yes, he said that on purpose.

In fact, he was a little tired of singing this song.

You mustn't sing the old man a song that everyone complained about and rejected. If you want to sing, it's also a little song from their German society.

Only Xiaoqu'er matches the old man's cultural heritage, right?

"Old man, it is no exaggeration to tell you that if you listened to brother Yueyue's five rings, you would definitely throw him out."

"Is it such an exaggeration?"

"It's not an exaggeration, it's just that I listened too much, and then I couldn't listen anymore."

"Brother Yue Yue will sing such a song as long as he is on the show, our ears are almost callused, and I don't know why he just can't vomit."

"..."

Ye Qing listened to Yixing and Peng Yuchang's exaggerated remarks, and looked at Yue Peng suspiciously.

Forget it, since everyone rejected it, he still rejected the five rings.

"Xiaoyue, just sing a little song to the old man."

"My old man, don't worry, I won't sing five rings to you."

Yue Peng couldn't help smiling when he saw everyone's rejection of Wuhuan.

He naturally knew how harmful the five rings were.

After all, during that time, as long as I was on the show, I would sing this song. After listening to it for a long time, everyone would find it annoying.

He straightened his clothes and cleared his throat with a 'cough cough'.

"I'll sing you a song that our German club has been very popular recently. I don't need to say the name, as long as you listen to it, you will know it."

"The peach leaves point upwards, and the willow leaves cover the sky..."

(End of this chapter)