I, who lived in seclusion for thousands of years, was exposed by yearning

Chapter 376 Teaching Monkeys to Wipe Their Butts
Wang Sicong threw half a package of paper in front of the monkey, then raised his finger to the paper package, and then pointed to the stacked tissues in his hand.

"Monkey, pull out some paper like I did."

It is absolutely impossible for him to give his ass.

This monkey is not his queen coco.

Watching Wang Sacong's actions, the monkey blinked.

What is this human being doing?
What is this thing in front of it?
This human gestures for a long time, what is it going to do?
Is it going to take this thing out too?
In the monkey's mind, he wondered whether it should learn the actions of that human.

After all, the human being who can communicate with it let it learn how to live from this person, so it should follow suit.

呲——呵——

Seeing the monkey start to pull out the paper and fold it together, Wang Sicong nodded in satisfaction.

This monkey is quite intelligent and sensitive.

It seems that teaching this monkey shouldn't be too difficult.

Following his nod, the monkey also nodded.

"Really, why are you nodding."

Seeing the monkey's movements, Wang Sicong couldn't help but chuckled.

Really, what should be learned is not learned.

"Come on, stick your ass up."

While speaking, he turned his ass up and recovered.

The monkey on the seat also learned to poke and recover.

"Keep poking and don't move." As he spoke, his buttocks followed suit, but they resumed their movements after finishing.

"Mr. Wang, I think you still have to pout."

The driver on the side looked at the way one person and one monkey butt pouted and then recovered, and turned his eyes to the side to remind.

"..."

Wang Sicong squinted at the other party when he heard the words, and seeing that the other party had turned his head knowingly, he pursed his lips and turned his head to look at the monkey.

That's right, this monkey is learning his movements now, if he doesn't make corresponding movements, how could this monkey learn to wipe his ass.

It's just that it's too embarrassing to do such a thing on the road.

Anyway, he can be regarded as a public figure.

But he didn't want to stay with a monkey with poop on its ass and bring it back to Kyoto.

That's it, that's it.

Hopefully, after one demonstration, the monkey can learn.

Wang Sicong pouted his ass quickly, and the monkey on the opposite side also pouted.

He made a fake move, put the paper on his buttocks and lifted it up, then threw the paper on the ground, then quickly stood up straight and pretended that nothing happened.

The monkey imitated Wang Shicong's action and threw away the dirty paper.

It seems to understand a little bit, what is the action of this human being.

It turned out to be clean.

"Okay, you go and throw the paper away and go."

Tie Cong glanced at the paper towel to make sure it had been wiped and said to the driver.

After the driver threw away the tissue, the car continued on to the airport.

But just as their car was leaving, a video of Ticong teaching a monkey to wipe his ass was uploaded on the Internet from the car on the other side of the road.

The people in the car just wanted to stop and smoke a cigarette before leaving, but unexpectedly they saw Tie Cong.

What's more, I didn't expect to see Tie Cong teaching the old man's monkey to wipe his ass.

If such a video is posted on the Internet, it will definitely attract a lot of traffic.

After all, it's really funny to tear Cong like that.

……

in the mushroom house.

Huang Lei and Yixing have already prepared dinner.

After the food was ready, they sent a message to the old man, so all of them were sitting in the yard playing with their phones and waiting for the old man to come back.

When several people's attention was on their mobile phones, Peng Yuchang's loud laughter startled them all.

"Pfft...hahaha...you killed me laughing."

Peng Yuchang couldn't stop laughing while watching the video on his phone.

Tear Cong is simply too funny.

Unexpectedly, the first lesson to teach the monkey was to teach the monkey to wipe its butt.

He couldn't be the only one who saw such an interesting thing, he smiled and posted the video of tearing love in their group.

"Huang...Mr. Huang...Teacher, look at the group, Tie Cong is too funny."

"What a funny thing he did."

A few people heard the words and opened the video in the group.

When they saw Ticong teaching the monkey to wipe the dirt, several people couldn't help laughing.

This video isn't exactly funny.

"Why are you smiling so happily?"

Before Ye Qing entered the mushroom house, he heard the cheerful laughter of several children.

"Old man, you are back, please watch this video."

As soon as Peng Yuchang heard the old man's voice, he got up and walked quickly to the old man to turn on the video.

"..."

Ye Qing looked at Peng Yuchang who couldn't stop laughing, and turned his attention to the video on the phone.

When he saw the child in the video teaching the monkey to clean himself, he also had a smile on his face.

It's just that his smile is not as exaggerated as those children's.

It seems that it shouldn't be very difficult to tear Cong to teach that monkey.

"It's pretty funny."

He raised his eyes and nodded, walked to the chair beside him and sat down, and put a small medicine bag in his hand on the table:

"Da Lei, this is the American ginseng and some fire-clearing tea bags that the old man got from me when I was young. You can drink this tea bag for a few days, and it can also help you sleep."

"Okay, thank you, old man."

Huang Lei was flattered and thanked with a smile.

Originally, he thought that he would go to the village head to get the medicine after dinner, but he didn't expect the old man to keep his matter in mind and bring it back for him while he was taking a walk.

Holding the medicine bag, he stood up and said to Peng Yuchang:
"Peng Zai, put your phone down and serve food, don't starve the old man."

"..."

Peng Yuchang silently put the phone in his pocket and walked into the kitchen.

He was just complaining secretly in his heart, listening to Teacher Huang's tone, it seemed as if the old man could put his chest on his back if he was too slow.

Soon the food was on the table, and everyone chatted while eating.

"I don't know if Tie Congzhi knows that the video of him teaching monkeys has been posted on the Internet."

"He should be on the plane now, I don't know."

"I really want to see his expression when he sees this video."

"You can make a video call to him later and tell him the news."

Huang Lei said with a smile in his eyes and fed a mouthful of vegetables into his mouth.

If you want to know, it is not easy, just make a video call, just let them see the joke of Tie Cong, and then see how the monkey learns about city life from Tie Cong.

"Good idea." Peng Yuchang nodded with bright eyes.

"Grandpa, how long do you think it will take that monkey to learn?"

"According to the monkey's IQ, more than a month will not be a problem."

"More than a month?"

"The monkey's IQ is so high?"

Hearing the old man's answer, several people couldn't believe it.

It took just over a month to learn how to live in the city and take care of myself, which is impossible for a human being, let alone a monkey.

"I told the old man when the monkey left, and he learned how to do it while the brat was doing it. It took about a month or so."

Ye Qing chewed and swallowed the food in his mouth and then replied.

When he lived in the mountains before, he had raised a few monkeys, and those monkeys were very smart, and it took him less than a month to fetch water, heat the fire, and wash his clothes.

So as long as this monkey can seriously follow Tie Cong every step of the way, it shouldn't be too difficult.

"But I heard that the monkeys in the circus have to train for several months to form a memory before they are allowed to perform on stage."

"That's not a memory, it's an instinctive reaction. Those monkeys only move under the command of the animal trainer under the combination of specific sounds and whips."

Ye Qing shook his head while speaking.

In fact, he did not like the entertainment of the circus.

Because too many animals are trained to die by those trainers.

And the trainers felt no guilt at all for the dead animals.

He even felt that he would die if he died, and he threw the animal's body directly in the wild to be eaten by wild dogs.

That's why he disliked it so much.

(End of this chapter)