I, who lived in seclusion for thousands of years, was exposed by yearning

Chapter 328 This fish is absolutely sick!
Mushroom House.

At this time, Huang Lei was sitting by the stove, holding the tongs in one hand and stuffing the firewood beside the stove into the fire under the stove.

"Yixing, you can add a little chili oil to the sauce."

"Eh, I see."

Zhang Yixing nodded when he heard the words, put the lid on the cauldron, and turned around to stir up the sauce.

He poured the required seasoning into the bowl, and asked curiously:
"Master, tell me how many treasures the old man has. I always have a kind of treasure that the old man has, like Doraemon's pocket, with bottomless bottomless variety."

From the lost tea wine that appeared at the beginning, to the world-famous antiques later, to the unique jade varieties seen today.

That everything can not be estimated by price.

"Incalculable."

Huang Lei paused for a while when he heard that he was poking the fire, his eyes looked at the burning flames and replied.

So far, none of the treasures they know is everyone's dream.

To say that Yixing's description is quite correct, the number of treasures the old man has is not like Doraemon's pockets.

After all, the sum of all the treasures of the old man may be able to catch up with the combined number of several museums.

"Da Lei, come out and clean up the fish."

"Here we come." Huang Lei raised his head and responded loudly after hearing the sound, then stood up and took the kitchen knife and vegetable bowl beside him, "Yixing, pay attention to lighting the fire, and add some firewood at the right time."

After giving Yixing instructions, he stepped out of the kitchen door.

Seeing a few fish entangled with willow branches hanging on the wooden stick in the old man's hand, Huang Lei was taken aback in surprise.

These fish are really big.

"Hey, your fishing skills are really good, and you have gained a lot."

"Old man, I just sat there and bit it myself."

Ye Qing said and threw the wooden stick in his hand by the well.

Fishing does not require any skills, not at all.

"You're talking like they can't wait to be eaten by you."

Huang Lei smiled and picked up the small bench at the door, and sat down by the well with the vegetable bowl in one hand.

This old man is just funny when he talks.

It's not Jiang Taigong, and the fish will take the bait by itself as soon as he sits there. How could such a thing happen.

"They really do think so."

Seeing that the old man nodded seriously, Huang Lei picked up the kitchen knife and quickly hit the fish's head hard with the back of the knife. Then he pressed the fish's head with one hand and scraped the fish scales with the kitchen knife with the other. A disbelieving smile responded to the old man's words.

"Which fish would actively think about being eaten."

This old man, he is not a three-year-old child.

Although this fish is not an intelligent animal, it is still somewhat sentient.

How can one be willing to be slaughtered and served on the table.

Even if the old man can communicate with animals, the fish will not agree to the dinner table.

"I told you that I still don't believe it. The ones in your hand are packed, and you can try another one."

While speaking, Ye Qing casually hooked the small chair beside him, and took advantage of the situation to sit down.

The fish in Taohuayuan Village are all very enlightened, okay?

It was their honor to be able to enter his belly.

"Show twice to prove that you are alive."

Seeing that Da Lei quickly packed up the fish in his hand, picked up the other fish and put them on the chopping board, Ye Qing gave the fish instructions.

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In order to echo what the old god said, the fish on the chopping board patted the chopping board with its tail obediently.

Although it was only two strokes, the fish worked hard to make his voice louder, proving that he was a living fish.

"..."

Huang Lei watched the movement of the fish on the chopping board, his eyes were slightly dazed and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Is this still a fish?
Is this fish mature?
No, it's not becoming refined, it's sick.

If you become refined, you definitely don't want to be eaten, and you can live for a while.

And the fish that was brought to the table on its own initiative must have some kind of serious illness, or the kind that is definitely not serious.

Seeing Huang Lei's expression, the audience in the live broadcast burst into laughter.

Lao Huang's expression was no less than their surprise when they saw the old man taking the bait just now.

"Haha...Looking at how hard this fish is performing, how much it wants to risk itself to the old man."

"If I hadn't seen how these fish were hooked just now, I wouldn't have believed how much they wanted to be eaten."

"The fish here, old man, is not ordinary."

"It is indeed very unusual. Can a fish that actively seeks death be ordinary?"

While the audience was laughing happily, the old man sitting by the well didn't pay much attention to Huang Lei's expression, but gave instructions to the fish again.

"Don't move, let him slaughter."

Hearing the old man's words, Huang Lei's mouth twitching hadn't recovered, but now the twitching became more obvious.

Just like the characters in the anime, the corners of the mouth and cheeks are twitching.

Hearing what the old man said, he directly ordered the fish to wait for slaughter.

Especially after hearing the order, the fish really just lay still like that.

Daughter-in-law, the fish here is not only refined, but also seriously ill.

Although he more or less knew in his heart that the old man was not an ordinary person, but this fish took the initiative to kill the old man, which was probably the strangest thing he had ever seen in his life.

"Okay, you take your time to clean up."

Ye Qing glanced at Huang Lei, stood up and walked into the room.

This big thunder is rare and strange.

Isn't it just the fish delivered to the door, maybe there will be others in the future.

"..."

Huang Lei looked at Ye Qing with a naive face, and watched the old man's back.

Then he lowered his head and looked at the fish at hand.

How to do?
Suddenly some dare not kill these fish.

Because he saw that except for the one that had been slaughtered just now, the other fish opened their eyes as if they had glanced at him after the old man left, and then closed them again.

The eyes these fish gave him felt like, you can do whatever you want, we are all ready.

After Ye Qing entered the room, he saw He Jiong and Peng Yuchang talking.

It's just that this conversation seems to be teaching.

He didn't take a second look at Peng Yuchang, went straight to He Jiong and sat down diagonally across from him and poured himself a cup of tea.

Although there is no need to care about the juniors.

But when it comes to his masculine dignity, he just ignores him today.

"Old man, you are back, and I am correcting the idioms for Peng Zai."

As soon as He Jiong saw the old man, he smiled and greeted the old man.

"Yeah, just now Teacher He told me emphatically the idioms that I have made mistakes in the past few days. I will definitely learn from Teacher He."

Peng Yuchang immediately expressed his attitude towards learning to Ye Qing.

In the past two days, he has been told by the old man several times to learn how to use words, especially today he has made a lot of mistakes, and he has to quickly remedy the image in the old man's heart.

And if he doesn't correct it, I'm afraid netizens will give him the title of King of Wrong Words.

At any rate, he has gone through a few years of education and is still a star, so he can't be too ashamed.

"Um……"

Ye Qing nodded lightly.

As long as the child learns it, it will be a while.

He didn't expect this silly boy to learn so well, he just hoped that what this silly boy used would not be so embarrassing.

"As long as it's not bad enough."

(End of this chapter)