I, who lived in seclusion for thousands of years, was exposed by yearning

Chapter 267 Raising monkeys as servants?
When Wang Sicong heard what the two said, he rolled his eyes at the sky in a very speechless manner.

Yes, his image is indeed surrounded by beauties in the eyes of those people.

But they don't need to help prove the truth after the old man speaks, right?
Putting it this way, it feels like he is really a playboy.

Especially what Peng Yuchang said shouldn't be so ambiguous, and he should look at him kindly.

As if he already had something.

"I...I'm really convinced of your stupidity, you can hope that brother will be better, okay."

"No, I'm not hoping that you are bad, I just bet more..."

"Okay, okay, don't say it."

Before Peng Yuchang finished speaking, he was immediately interrupted by Wang Sicong.

He knew that Peng Yuchang was a kind reminder, but let's stop the topic here.

Peng Yuchang is not ashamed to say this in front of audiences across the country, he is still ashamed.

If his father saw it, he might say something about him.

"I will pay attention to what the old man said. As for this monkey, I will find someone to serve it like the young master."

"Old man, I didn't say to serve it. Let it go with you to let it learn life in the city, not to enjoy it."

Ye Qing frowned as soon as he heard the waiter.

What he wants is a monkey who can support himself and take care of him.

It's not a monkey that was raised and disabled.

Serving like a young master, thanks to this brat who can figure it out.

Fortunately, I said it now, or else I just found out, and it would be a headache for him.

"A monkey learning city life? Are you kidding me?"

Wang Sicong's eyeballs nearly popped out of shock when he heard this.

Teach a monkey to learn to live?
Which animals in the city don't live a life of enjoyment?
But the old man wants this monkey to learn how to live?

Is this raising monkeys, or raising children?
Although this monkey is smart, it is still an animal after all, and its IQ will never be higher than that of humans.

"Old man, I don't have high requirements for you to teach it. Let it know which electrical appliances it can't touch, and let it handle its own hygiene, especially after the toilet. If you can, you can teach it to do some simple things. Eat."

"..."

Several people, including the monkey sitting at Tie Cong's feet, were dumbfounded when they heard this.

Is this not too demanding?

Teaching monkeys like people is not high, so what is high?

The monkey was also stunned. It didn't expect it to go to the outside world and learn so many things.

It immediately suspected that its own monkey was born.

"What? Is it difficult? Instead, I will be able to teach it soon."

Ye Qing drank tea very disapprovingly.

This monkey's IQ is not low, it only needs to be taught two or three times.

It's not a difficult task, is it?

"That's because you can communicate with it, but I can't. I may not understand it even if I talk about it."

"Yes, although this monkey has a high IQ, it is still an animal. If it can learn it, it will take several years."

"The monkeys in the circus were trained from a young age. This monkey has never been exposed to those. It may take a month to correct a simple toilet, let alone take a bath and make food. This is not an ordinary difficulty. .”

"And doesn't this monkey eat fruit? You let it eat? Can it eat?"

Several people asked very puzzled.

This is obviously a monkey, but why should he learn to be a man?

They can still understand when they take a shower and go to the toilet.

But the behavior of teaching cooking really confuses them.

"Squeak..."

The monkey also nodded and yelled in agreement.

Is it a monkey learning to cook human food?
Isn't this embarrassing the monkey?
It can't eat it after making it, why should it learn?
"Let it learn, do it for me."

"Do it for you?"

It has to be said that what the old man said made everyone even more surprised.

It's even more dumbfounding.

Let the monkey learn to cook for the old man, thanks to the old man can think of it.

They finally understood the reason why the old man wanted to take the monkey to the city.

One is to be bored and have company, and the other is that monkeys can serve the old man.

If that's the case, it's better to find a nanny to take care of it, I'm afraid that if you find a monkey, you will be charged with animal cruelty.

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard the old man's words, the comment area immediately became lively.

"The idea of ​​finding a monkey as a nanny, I'm afraid no one can think of it except the old man."

"I really don't know if it's lucky or unlucky for this monkey to be targeted by the old man."

"The old man is protecting animals. Let's treat it as a pet. Monkeys don't know how to do human things."

"Looking at the monkey's frightened expression, I want to say something for the monkey, the concubine can't do it."

"Grandpa, why don't you bring the monkey with you? As long as you open your mouth, I'll chat with you when you're bored, and I'll cook for you if you want a meal. Let's let the monkey go, okay?"

"Yes, old man, you have us. There are hundreds of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room. It's not a problem for you to change places a day. We can still keep this monkey as a pet."

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"Why, old man, I'll take it out to play, but it can't serve me anymore?"

Ye Qing looked at the expressions on the faces of several people who treated monkeys as servants, and curled his lips:
"Besides, I didn't ask this monkey to make a big meal. Electric appliances are so convenient now, and there is no open flame. Let it take a good look at it when you cook it. It will learn it a few times."

He gave the monkey a chance to go outside to see the world, can't he still command it?

This can be regarded as an exercise for the monkey in all aspects.

Besides, the monkey won't lose by following him.

A monkey can live no more than 60 years.

But if you follow him, he can extend its lifespan a lot.

This transaction as a servant is really not a loss.

"It's not that this monkey can't serve you, it's this monkey..."

"Okay, it's settled like this. When you go to the toilet, take a bath or cook, let him watch by you."

"What? You still need to watch when you go to the bathroom?"

"Why don't you look at it?"

"..." Wang Chicong's face was depressed when he heard the words, and he was a little bit reluctant, "Okay... I get it."

Thinking of that picture in his mind, he couldn't help but sigh.

He even wanted to raise a monkey as his son.

Not only is it extremely awkward, but it is also as difficult as climbing the sky.

Monkey, I hope you will be more confident and learn quickly.

Otherwise, when the old man passes by, this monkey will not know anything, then he will have to accept the old man's dislike again.

The few people sitting on the side all tightened their lips and held back their laughter.

When the old man said it, the picture came to their minds.

Sitting on the toilet, Wang Sicong stared at the monkey, and then he had to teach the monkey how to use the toilet.

It's so funny when you think about it.

(End of this chapter)