Tomb Raiders in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 22

Zhang Faqiu's face was full of enthusiasm, and he was stunned as if he was dead. Then he coughed in embarrassment, and muttered in a low voice: "This guy's eyes are quite sharp."

Walking to the side of the coffin in desperation, Zhang Faqiu did not use brute force to chop, but carefully recalled whether there was any similar record in the funeral scriptures.

If it was a normal coffin, let alone five sergeants taking turns chopping it down, it would have burst open as soon as the ax fell down.

But now, every time the ax goes down, it seems to fall on cotton, and the splashed sawdust falls on the ground, stained with the smell of soil, and turns into minced meat and bones, mixed with blood, revealing a smell. The breath of terror.

"Boy pee!" Zhang Faqiu jumped up and waved his hands: "Stop, take off your pants, and try peeing!"

The sergeant, whose face was pale with fright, thought he was hallucinating when he heard what Zhang Faqiu said.

"General! What are you talking about?"

"Say what? Watch me do it!" Zhang Faqiu tore off his belt and urinated directly on the coffin.

"Wow—"

A surprising thing happened. The coffin that had been hacked by hundreds of axes didn't see much reduction. Once the boy's urine fell on it, it melted like boiling water on white snow, and suddenly filled the air. The stench of rotting corpses.

However, after Zhang Faqiu finished urinating, he realized that the black coffin had turned into a piece of rotten meat.

But when the battle ax struck, it was as hard as cold iron.

Boy urine, to a certain extent, condenses the Qi of Zhigang to Yang. Adult men who have never had sex with women, and have never met the Qi of pure Yin, can destroy evil spirits and ghosts.

Zhang Faqiu remembered that there was a custom in some places in later generations to eat boiled eggs with boy's urine, thinking that this could strengthen the body and strengthen one's physique. , so as to achieve the purpose of physical fitness.

Zhang Faqiu covered his mouth and nose, and made a weng Liweng voice: "Don't stand, just pee from the place where the ax is under, and line up for me one by one, don't urinate!"

Seeing the miraculous effect, the sergeants immediately unbuttoned their pants and began to urinate one after another.

I can't imagine how ridiculous this scene is. The soldiers on the periphery held the crossbow arrows and stared at the big white-fronted worm with eye-catching eyes with great vigilance. Xiahou Dun was fighting the man with his life.

The person they were protecting was pouring urine on the coffin.

"My lord Yuan Cheng, don't blame me. It's because your descendants overestimated their capabilities and insisted on creating a dragon cave for you to raise your corpse and absorb dragon energy. Look, there are so many gold and silver treasures buried with you, but the coffin You don’t even have a single coffin, so it’s really not meaningful for you to say that your unworthy descendants!”

Zhang Faqiu was naturally in awe of the coffin, and now he stood aside and began to mutter.

"Roar--"

As the sergeant began to urinate on the boy, the monster on the canopy roared even more crazily, it could be said to be heart-piercing, and there was even a hint of despair in that roar.

The whereabouts of the big black dog seemed to be discovered by a monster, and the monster and the dog confronted each other.

From a long distance, Zhang Faqiu could see that the fur on the big black dog's body was blown up one by one, very similar to the shape of Sha Matt in later generations.The only difference is that one uses hairspray, and the other is completely dangerous approaching.

The human bear roared, and the large sarcoma on the top of its head was congested and swelled, as if it was about to burst.

Xiahoudun was thrown heavily on the ground, thanks to the chain armor weighing several tens of kilograms, Xiahoudun was armed into a steel warrior. As long as he protected his head, he would be hit by a bear's paw. According to Xiahoudun's abnormal physique, it is estimated that It's okay!

"Grass! Zhang Faqiu, gouri faster, labor and capital can't stop him, this man has rough skin and thick flesh, I can't cut it in with this broken sword!" Xiahou Dun opened his mouth, spitting out a mouthful of blood, and shouted loudly.

Here Zhang Faqiu, the third soldier finished urinating and was pulling up his trousers to replace another soldier.

"Something's wrong!" Zhang Faqiu stared at the sarcoma on the top of the bear's head. The sarcoma seemed to be wriggling, and a human face seemed to be vaguely visible!
"Cut off your left middle finger, and smear the blood on the blade!" Zhang Faqiu yelled. Chop, because that kind of sword may not have killed people, but it has commanded thousands of troops, and it has already bred an unparalleled murderous and evil spirit, and the most feared thing is this kind of thing.

But right now, it is impossible to go to Cao Cao to take the sword and use it, but the middle finger is the place where a person has the most yang energy except for the blood on the tip of the tongue. Wiping it on the blade of the sword can definitely break the outer layer of the bear's fur Yin Qi.

"Ah!" Xiahoudun yelled, and almost cut off his finger. Zhang Faqiu felt pain just looking at it.

"puff--"

But it was really effective. Xiahoudun's sword slashed at the big paw of the human bear. This time, it was not blown away, but a bloody light was raised. The human bear was in pain, and a paw was seen. .

Zhang Faqiu was about to cheer for Xiahou Dun, this duel was even more exciting than the martial arts movies with special effects in later generations.

Suddenly there was a loud cry from behind him, and Zhang Faqiu looked back quickly, only to see that the coffin had been drenched with a boy's urine for a hole the size of a human head at some point, but the hole was actually emitting blackness to the outside. gas!
A puff of black air is above the blue sky, and the strange thing is that there is a wind blowing, and the black doesn't waver, it just rushes straight into the sky.

"Damn, what the hell is this?" Zhang Faqiu shuddered subconsciously, and suddenly found that the roar of the monster that was neither human nor snake stopped abruptly!

"Dead?" Zhang Faqiu was so overjoyed that he almost didn't sing "Gong Xi Fa Cai" on the spot to express his inner happiness.He has experienced too many such moments of life and death, and knows how beautiful life is.

"wrong!"

Zhang Faqiu saw the monster staring at him coldly, and the two eyes seemed to emit a cold blue light.

"Damn it, that thing isn't dead! Who's still peeing, here's a few drops!" Zhang Faqiu stared at the five men with flushed cheeks.

"I feel like I'm still a little bit." A younger man stood up and muttered, "I'm completely scared."

He took two steps forward, but suddenly stopped, stretched out his hands to touch in front of him, and muttered: "Why is it dark? Ah! That big eagle flew down to catch my eyes! Shooting arrows Ah! General help... ah—"

After screaming twice, the soldier knelt down straight on the ground, his eyes disappeared strangely in their sockets, and only two bloody blood holes leaked out!

"Chirp—"

From above the sky, there was a frenzied chirping of big eagles, as if in a demonstration.

Zhang Faqiu gritted his teeth. If he was counted, the big eagle had already taken three lives here!

(End of this chapter)