Kowloon coffin

Chapter 71

The Yellow Crane Shroud Shop is still the same layout as before, with the same boss, the sky outside is still raining heavily and the sky is very dark, two white lanterns are still hanging on the beam of the door, and a yellow crane is flying skyward on one side.

The inside of the store, lit only by candles, looks a little weird, and there is an extra coffin in the middle, if there is an ordinary person here, he will definitely rush out the door screaming.

But all of this, Shen Jingnian and the boss Huang He didn't take it seriously, the two of them sat on the long bench, sipping tea and eating melon seeds with their legs crossed, their leisurely manner obviously didn't take me, the person who had the accident, to heart.

Shen Jingnian had just finished eating the melon seeds in his hand, and he stretched out his hand to grab them again, but was knocked on the back of his hand by Huang He's fan, he sneered, and said, "The kid you are protecting has used the magic weapon that I have been cultivating for decades with Taoism. , how do you pay for it! If you still keep accounts like before, I will kill him first and then chop you up."

"Shouting, everyone says that snakes will avenge their revenge, I don't think you, Huang Daxian, will be left behind." Shen Jingnian changed his fear of Huang He in front of me, slapped the table and pointed at Huang He's nose and shouted: "Yes, Jiang Li used your paper figurine, but so what? Do you dare to say that after this magic weapon secretly followed Jiang Li, you didn’t know? Also, don’t think that I didn’t know what you were thinking when I wasn’t there of."

Huang He opened the fan in his hand, fanned the wind leisurely, raised the corners of his eyes, and looked like you know what, it's only natural to pay back the debt, Lao Tzu's magic weapon is because he lost it, and he, a little Taoist priest, can't pay it back , you, the one who protects him, have to bear the responsibility.

This beating expression made Shen Jingnian so angry that he threw all the melon seeds in his hand onto Huang He's face, stood up with his hands on the table.

"Yellow Crane, you old boy, Jiang Li, an idiot, will help you lure out all the vengeful spirits and fierce ghosts from the Cheng family's ancestral hall. You have a narrow escape from death, and you have taken up all the virtues of destroying the ghosts with your paper figurine. I want Lao Tzu to compensate you, face, it was thrown into sulfuric acid and corroded, right?"

"Hehe, without me, he would die somewhere."

"Let go of your mother's P, if others don't know about you, can't you fucking see where this kid's Taoist inheritance can kill him? You coax a three-year-old child to play!"

Although the ghost monk tricked me into possessing him with sweet words, but as Shen Jingnian said, sooner or later I will discover the strangeness inside. With Zhou Tian's arithmetic beside me and the strange skills taught by the ancestor, I will definitely be able to escape alive in the end, and I can even get it. A large sum of evil deeds for eradicating ghosts and resentful spirits for a hundred years will be added to my merit book in the underworld.

Huang He's paper figurine checked me halfway, and even though it was protecting me, it had already recognized Huang He as its master, so Huang He alone had taken over all of its evil virtues.

Being torn apart by Shen Jingnian and pointing at his nose, Huang He still didn't change his face, and said cheekily: "Without me, even if he survived, he would lose one soul. Sha is extremely easy to attract ghosts, and with the lack of soul, can you guarantee that he won't be targeted by other ghosts after he comes out?"

As soon as these words came out, Shen Jingnian immediately fell silent.

Indeed, I am not only prone to attracting ghosts, but also prone to troubles. He has known me for so long, but he has never seen me have a peaceful day.

Other Taoist and Feng Shui masters have to find the ghosts by themselves, but fuck me, I encounter more and more dirty things every time, and they are more deadly every time.

Seeing that he had given Shen Jingnian to the Lord, Huang He continued: "This is all his fate, let's get through more now, in the future..."

Before he could finish speaking, there was a sudden thunder and lightning outside, and it fell towards Huang He's shroud shop.

Shen Jingnian was listening, but Huang He stopped talking halfway, he shouted hastily: "What will happen in the future, you should continue!"

There is a saying that secrets must not be leaked, even if Huang He can see through my fate, he can't say too much, otherwise the gods will even kill him. Now being urged by Shen Jingnian, he just rolled his eyes and reminded: "If you miss him Live well, in the future it is best not to meddle too much in his affairs, and you have to fight for this thing by yourself."

Although what he said was secretive, Shen Jingnian was not an idiot, and after hearing some knocks, coupled with the strange thunder just now, he acquiesced.

The two of them stopped eating melon seeds and didn't drink much tea. One sat in the shop silently than the other, comparing Ninja as if they were more impatient.

There was no sound of speaking, except for the sound of rain outside, the shroud shop was eerily quiet, and the atmosphere was a bit oppressive and gloomy.

After a while, after the situation on my side stabilized, Shen Jingnian said to Huang He: "Okay, I'll treat it as if I owe you a favor, but how to settle the score, don't fuck me, go find the rightful owner."

These words hit Huang He's intentions, he was waiting for Shen Jingnian to let me go, obviously a weasel became a spirit, but there was a fox-like smile on his face.

"Shen Jingnian, for the sake of our acquaintance, let me give you a piece of advice, follow this kid to have meat to eat."

"Grass, eat your sister's meat, I am short of this? Let me tell you Huang He, although this kid is not my descendant, he is also a rare and talented person nowadays. Sheng Shengjing, don't oppress him too hard, at least give him some excuses, if it happens again like this time, before I do anything, the sects behind him will fight with you."

Shen Jingnian had just lit a cigarette, and when he heard that Huang He was still trying to trick me, his face became even more gloomy, so he gave Huang He a warning, and also told the reason why he had been protecting me.

He also wants to get what he wants from me, but unlike Huang He, he is not only for my own good, but also for the inheritance and development of "metaphysics and Taoism".

"I know, I know, after you became a woman, you really became a woman, and you are such a mother-in-law. If you want me to say, if you have the leisure time to worry about him, you might as well think about how to explain it to him when he wakes up." Why is he here?"

"Explain P, anyway, when he has practiced deeply in the future, he will know something."

Although Huang He verbally promised Shen Jingnian that he would not cheat me again, he thought in his heart that someone from the Taoist sect behind me had to stand up and support me first. He has lived for more than 200 years, which is not counted as the time when he was unable to transform , I have heard about the lineage of my ancestor Taoism.

Our faction, although every Taoist priest can be famous in the world, but the number of people is small, and it is different from other families of Taoist Fengshui masters. If we really fight for the law, it is a pitiful one.

Other sects are born young and grow old. Our sect is used by one person as a whole sect. There is no one to rely on in life and death, and the only backing is ourselves.

Thinking of this, Huang He couldn't help but bow a crocodile's tears for me, let him take a bite out of my cake, it's as difficult as letting a cat not eat fish, or God not raining.

As a matter of course, after I woke up, I didn't have a clear mind, and I didn't even know where I was now, so Huang He picked it up with a single hand by the collar.

"Boy, you stole my magic weapon and used it. Tell me, how do you pay for it? Do you pay me with your life or take the initiative to buy something for something!"

"..."

God damn I stole your magic weapon, who are you talking about.

I didn't see clearly what the person who mentioned me looked like, plus the first time I met Huang He, he pretended to be deep and mysterious, and he didn't say a few words. I couldn't remember it at all when I heard the voice , I just feel familiar.

"Okay, let him down and talk."

The voice was recognizable, it belonged to Shen Jingnian.

I suddenly raised my head and looked at the place where the sound came from. Shen Jingnian was sitting with a cigarette in his mouth, looking like he was not "feminine". There is no difference between a big man who picks his feet.

But why is he here?

"Shen Jingnian, you...don't you come to City B?"

"Hehe, you think I'm willing to come? If you hadn't touched something that shouldn't be touched, I would have stayed up all night to catch a plane and take a taxi?" Shen Jingnian took a deep drag on his cigarette, wishing he could light me like a cigarette, even if So, I am still very moved.

After struggling for a while, I didn't get out of Huang He's hand, so I bowed my head and said to him: "Sir, can you put me down first, what magic weapon are you talking about, can we sit down and talk about it?"

Huang He snorted coldly, and after Shen Jingnian gave him a look, he still put me on the ground.

I was finally able to breathe freely. I couldn't breathe out of the tight collar I was holding just now. After stepping on the solid ground under my feet, I quickly took two deep breaths.

After calming down for a while, I walked over to Shen Jingnian and sat down. There were acquaintances gathered here, which made me feel like I was backed by a mountain.

So, I became more confident in my words. I looked at Huang He carefully under the dim light, and immediately found out who he was from my memory, and my eyelids still jumped wildly.

I don't care, this person, no, isn't this Great Immortal the mysterious and powerful character that Shen Jingnian said?Isn't the paper figurine who saved me before just his magic weapon!This is without the consent of the other party, using the magic weapon of others, and the creditor is right in front of him?
I swallowed a mouthful of spit anxiously, put on a flattering smile, and said to Huang He: "Sir, I'm sorry, I... really didn't take your paper figurine away on purpose, and what's more, your The magic weapon has already..."

He hesitated to speak, but Huang He already knew about it. He said lightly to me: "You have already used it, and you have ruined it, right? I knew about it a long time ago, so I brought you here to settle accounts with you."

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Reminded by him, the memory before coma came back, and I realized that I should be in the ancestral hall of Chengjia Village now, why did I come here when I opened my eyes.

"Boy, you are also a Taoist priest. You should know how precious a magic weapon that can save your life is. I won't make things difficult for you. Just return me a magic weapon with the same effect."

"..."

After the calf, the debts are huge now.

(End of this chapter)