psychochemist

Chapter 301
Stupidity hurts people far more than fate.

When everyone heard that Yu Fan was about to extinguish Wang Haoqin's fire, they all started cheering.

Yu Fan: "After extinguishing Wang Haoqian's luck, his Golden Gate aura will dissipate immediately, and everyone present will be able to enjoy his wealth aura, and the fortune of wealth will become more and more prosperous in the future!"

The residents of the small town present were overwhelmed. They didn't expect that they could catch up with such a good thing of beating the local tyrants and dividing the land.

Yu Fan suddenly opened his arms, shouted at the sky, and recited a mantra: "Ah!!!! SpongeBob SquarePants go to the Gobi!!! Chuan Dachuan is in the top ten!!" Yu Fan made up mantras even more recklessly , he was actually almost laughing, and he couldn't continue acting.

Wang Haoqin, who had been in a daze beside him for a long time, was even more stunned. This almost blinded his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. Is this nonsense, crazy young man in front of him still the low-key and restrained Yu Fan?There is no option in his brain system to deal with this scene, and the whole person is still in a state of shutdown...

Then Yu Fan supported his right hand with his left hand, as if he had picked up something heavy from the sky in his right hand, and he couldn't hold it with one hand.Yu Fan's expression was very painful.Yu Fan muttered: "The Qi of the Golden Gate, relying on the strength of the sky!!!"

Yu Fan casually pointed to a wooden stick on the ground next to him and said, "Anyone of you, bring me that wooden stick."

The two people next to the stick rushed to the ground to pick up the stick, and then presented it to Yu Fan with both hands, with a flattering look on their faces.

Yu Fan took the wooden stick with his right hand, and muttered loudly: "Wisdom stick method is carved, and the stick appears!"

After finishing speaking, he punched the wooden stick hard on the ground, and then swiped it on the ground!
Wow~~~ There was a crisp friction sound.The head of that wooden stick was on fire!

It's unbelievable, this is obviously an ordinary wooden stick, how could it become a "match" in Yu Fan's hand?Such a swipe on the ground can actually ignite a fire.This stick is thick enough, and the flame is strong enough.

When everyone saw this scene, they exclaimed "Wow~", what kind of magic is this?

Yu Fan: "Two people, help me hold my 'Wisdom Staff', don't let the flame go out."

Residents of two small towns next to him immediately stepped forward to hold the stick.Yu Fan clapped his hands and explained to everyone: "Poverty borrows the spirit of the sky, uses wisdom as the power of vows, and turns common wood into a stick of wisdom. Then borrows the magic weapon of the stick of wisdom, using the ground as the base, and uses the fire to manifest itself!"

The people around chattered and said, "It's amazing, it really is Master Zhizhang."

Yu Fan pointed to the flame on the wooden stick and said, "This flame is Wang Haoqin's fire! It was revealed by my magical power."

Wang Haoqian's heart was full of question marks, what is it all about?What kind of trick is Yu Fan going to play?
Mayor Zhu asked: "Should we blow out the flame now, and the fire that guards Wang Hao's Jinmen Qi will dissipate, and then we can share his Jinmen Qi?" After finishing speaking, he knelt down. Moved forward a little bit to prepare to blow.

Yu Fan shouted: "No!"

Mayor Zhu looked bewildered: "Why? Please tell the priest clearly." Mayor Zhu backed away again.

Yu Fan: "If his fire-carrying fire is extinguished now, his Golden Gate Qi will immediately dissipate and run around. Although these Golden Gate Qi are harmless to people, some are strong and some are weak. For ordinary people, every ten hours In this way, some people get more Jinmen Qi, while others get less Jinmen Qi. This is not fair, and there will be a lot of Jinmen Qi wasted in vain. .”

Mayor Zhu concluded: "Master Dao, do you mean that if it goes out now, some people will get more money and some people will get less money?"

Yu Fan: "Exactly."

Mayor Zhu asked anxiously: "Then what should we do? The flame on this wooden stick seems to be getting weaker and weaker, and it is about to go out."

Yu Fan said very calmly: "Hehe, be safe and don't be impatient. Waiting for the pindao to use his own Qi of the Golden Gate to extinguish the fire, extradite Wang Haoqin's Qi of the Golden Gate to me, and then distribute it to everyone."

Mayor Zhu asked weakly: "Master Daoist, then you won't occupy Wang Haoqin's Jinmen Qi for yourself, will you? Will you really share it with us?" When it comes to matters related to interests , Mayor Zhu seemed to be particularly worried.

Yu Fan said righteously: "Monks don't tell lies."

Mayor Zhu: "Then how do we do it?"

Yu Fan: "Golden Gate is actually the gate of human's turbid qi. Everything bears yin and embraces yang, and the turbidity is clean. The qi of the Golden Gate is hated by everyone, and it is also the gathering place for all wealth."

Mayor Zhu asked weakly: "Master Daoist, did I hear you right? The Jinmen Qi you mentioned is people's 'farting'?"

Yu Fan: "Exactly! The Golden Gate is an anus, and the gas of the Golden Gate is just like the 'fart' that everyone says." Yu Fan spoke nonsense seriously.

Mayor Zhu: "Huh? The one who controls wealth... is... fart?" Feeling offended, Mayor Zhu added, "Master Daoist, I don't mean to offend, so please enlighten me." Then he piously Yu Fan bowed respectfully.

Yu Fan smiled indifferently: "The small hermit hides in the wild, and the big hermit hides in the city. The avenue is as simple as it is, and the fool is ignorant! The truly precious truths are often the ones that seem very simple, and the really important things are often the most common. For example, our world's Water and air, people don’t think water is valuable, but if there is no water and air, human beings will perish on the spot!”

Everyone nodded one after another. After hearing what Yu Fan said, it seemed to be true.

Yu Fan continued: "Our wealth is hidden in the 'Golden Gate', but many people smell it disgusting, so they named it 'Fart'. Who would have thought that this is the key to wealth."

Mayor Zhu immediately understood: "So that's how it is! The more people don't pay attention to the 'fart', there is actually such a big mystery in it."

Yu Fan: "Children can be taught, that's exactly the case. Therefore, each of us should always repent of 'fart'. You always talk nonsense, and naturally lose your wealth." Yu Fan made another pun, Sarcastic small town residents often talk nonsense.But at this time, the residents of the small town could not hear the irony at all, and respectfully obeyed Yu Fan's teachings.

Yu Fan continued: "Including the shit you pull out, you shouldn't throw it out directly, you should take it and put it quietly in the center of the house. It can only be melted after the 'Golden Gate Qi' dissipates." The more Yu Fan said, the more he went too far , and even encourage everyone to "save shit"? !

Wang Haoqian was completely stupefied, what kind of coquettish manipulation did Yu Fan do?The most ridiculous thing is that every town resident listens to Yu Fan's nonsense seriously.Wang Haoqian suddenly felt an indescribable joy in his heart, and the aggrievedness in his heart seemed to be dispelled by Yu Fan little by little.

In order to deepen everyone's impression, Yu Fan added a sentence at the end: "Do you really think that what our ancient sages said about 'regarding money like dung' is a metaphor? In fact, this is the truth!"

　Compared with wisdom, money is nothing! - sulfur dioxide

　　
　
(End of this chapter)