The brothers who traveled westward in those years

Chapter 82 0082, Unpredictable Sha Lao San
Report yourself before the war.

"I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain!"

"I am Zhu Wuneng, Marshal Zhu Wuneng of the Yunzhan Cave Canopy in Gaolaozhuang!"

"I'm Liushahe's general manager, Sha Laosan!"

The scene was silent, only the sand flowing from the quicksand river below.Tang Seng swallowed hard, he had never heard of the name Rolling Curtain General, nor who Sha Laosan was.But saying this from that mouth made the people who heard it feel a chill.

Bajie raised his eyebrows, and whispered something in Brother Hou's ear.He doesn't need to know others, but he has known Mr. Sha for a long time.

Once Flying into the Gate of Heaven
Looking down on the mortals from now on

He Risheng will be a roller shutter general

Do not love the heavens and return to the mortal world

This is a poem someone gave Sha Laosan when he just entered the heavenly court.The probability of this happening from a mortal who ascends the Dao through penance is one in a million.Rather than saying that Sha Laosan is lucky, it is better to say that he worked hard enough.

Tianting is a good place, with better food, better housing, and better benefits.Compared with the days in the mortal world, life in heaven is like a dream.Although it really exists, Sha Laosan has never had a sense of belonging.Like a lonely boat drifting on the sea, only home is the final stop.

In order to save his brother from punishment, Sha Laosan voluntarily gave up everything, left the heaven and was demoted to the earth.Although every day is boring, he has never regretted his original choice.

Clearing his throat, Sha Laosan said to Bajie: "Tianpeng, you really don't remember me?"

Bajie shook his head, but after thinking about it carefully, he still couldn't remember.The voice sounded familiar to him, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't remember it.In the end, I could only say embarrassingly: "Brother, I really can't remember, can you give me some hints?"

"Hint? Alright!" Sha Laosan sighed.

That year, Tianting Academy held an unprecedented welcome party.Sha Laosan was temporarily removed to maintain law and order. After all, the students of Tianting College are all geniuses.Although it's amazing to pick one out, either it has a scary IQ or a scary background.Sha Laosan couldn't afford to take care of even a small incident, so he cheered up that day.

Halfway through the party, a cute fairy came to the stage.That girl is so beautiful, all the fairies in heaven combined are not as good-looking as her.But there is one exception, and that is Chang Xiao'e, who has always been at the top of the Tianting beauty list.Only she can be compared with that girl, but it's just a comparison.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves may not know where they will die.The girl went on stage to perform a show, and then even started to confess her love to a certain boy in public.At that time, the jaw dropped all over the place, which made all the boys present go crazy.Of course, the crazy crowd also includes the brothers who maintain law and order at the scene.

At the end of the party, everyone stood up, and Sha Laosan was still immersed in the girl's affectionate confession.He couldn't forgive that guy named Brother Zhu for not responding to that girl on stage.In the end, the girl was slapped by Chang Xiao'e, which aroused public anger afterwards.

In fact, Sha Laosan was too far away from the stage, and did not see what was happening on the stage at all.Chang Xiao'e went on stage and slapped the girl across the face, but Tian Peng also came on stage to help the girl get her back.

Sha Laosan didn't know about this matter, so he kept worrying about it.Not only that, Sha Laosan had inquired about Tianpeng, and had also been to the Tianpeng Marshal's mansion.He even passed the canopy several times, but he didn't make a move every time.Originally, he wanted to vent his anger on that girl, but unfortunately he didn't take action afterwards.

The reason is very simple, the regulations of the heavenly court have express regulations.When there is a fight between the same level, no matter who is right and who is wrong, each will hit fifty big boards.In case of conflicts between subordinates and superiors, no matter who is right and who is wrong, the responsibility is 70.00%.Subordinates bear 30.00%, and superiors bear [-]%.

Although Sha Laosan had memorized the regulations of the Heavenly Court long ago, it was the first time he felt the restrictive nature of the Regulations of the Heavenly Court.If he could not be exempted from punishment, Sha Laosan would not easily attack Tianpeng.

Hearing this, Bajie already understood what was going on.Brother Hou flew back to the ground gloating about his misfortune. Since the other party was coming for Bajie, he might as well give Bajie a chance to show off.Sometimes what you see may not be real, and what you imagine may not be reliable. Only time can test everything.

Just like Bajie often said that Brother Hou would grab merit with him, but that time it was not Brother Hou who asked Bajie to go first.The opportunity has been given to him, but unfortunately he messes things up every time.In the end, Brother Hou had to come forward to clean up the mess. A seemingly simple matter turned out to be so complicated in the end. Can it leave a good impression on Tang Seng?

Tang Seng has nagged Wukong many times, hoping to replace Bajie.Delicious, lazy and incompetent, why keep such an apprentice by his side.These words are the original words of Tang Seng, but Wukong never mentioned them to Bajie.But Bajie speaks bad things about Wukong in front of Tang Seng every day, saying things that don't exist, making small things big, and making big things bigger.

It's just that Bajie doesn't know, in fact, Wukong knows all the things he does.He just didn't want to tell the truth, and he was a good friend if he didn't tell the truth.They are a team and they will work together no matter what happens.Just like the situation encountered at this time, Brother Hou will still leave the opportunity to Bajie.

There were regrets in the past, and today Sha Laosan will fight for the regrets.Let's go heads-up, anyway, there are only four people at the scene.Tang Seng has no power to restrain the chicken, and Wukong has the best face.Therefore, Sha Laosan is very relieved, how much ability Bajie can use.He wants to see and see what the Marshal Canopy was capable of back then.

"Third brother, do you have anything to eat here?" Brother Monkey said to the sky.

Sha Laosan nodded and said, "Yes, Great Sage, are you hungry? I'll bring it to you right now."

Sha Laosan jumped into the Liusha River, Bajie came down from mid-air, returned to the ground and immediately ran to Brother Hou.Although they are old acquaintances with Rolling shutter, they have never fought against each other.This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but it is also an opportunity with a high risk factor.

"Eldest brother, you're still good to me. You asked Sha Laosan to go back to get things, do you have any tricks for me?" Bajie approached Brother Monkey and asked.

Brother Hou nodded, and said to Bajie: "Of course, I let Mr. Sha take all the food for you. No matter how hungry you fight, you must eat to have strength, right?"

Brother Monkey did not say in the second half of the sentence, "If you don't let you eat enough, you should make an excuse if you lose later. I haven't eaten and I'm hungry, so I can't do much." He thought it over, otherwise Sha Laosan would not have asked him to go back to fetch food.

Sha Laosan has the habit of storing food, and usually prepares a one-month stock.But today Monkey King and Tianpeng came, so he naturally wanted to disrupt his previous consumption plan.Take out the seven-day rations, and ask the three masters and apprentices to have a good meal.Although I ate a lot of good things along the way, the dim sum made by Sha Laosan still conquered the stomachs of the three of them.

Being demoted to the Lower Realm and stationed in Liushahe, Sha Laosan spends a lot of time every day.There is no bridge on the Liusha River, and no boats can be crossed in the river.I haven't seen a living person here for a year, not to mention that there are many monsters living in seclusion to practice again.Ordinary people only know that monsters cannibalize people, but they don't know that only monsters who practice evil skills can eat people.

Most monsters, not to mention cannibalism, are actually very scared when they see mortals.Especially those monsters who have not been able to leave their clansmen since they were young, the first time they meet a mortal when they grow up, they will react the same as the other party.Screaming and running, sometimes even begging to be let go.Everything in the world has spirituality, and no one has the right to interfere with other people's way of life.

Sha Laosan is a vegetarian, so his ration is only vegetarian.His rations are very suitable for Brother Hou's appetite, but they can't arouse Ba Jie's appetite.It's not because the snacks are not good, but because of what Brother Monkey said to Laosan Sha just now.

"Tianpeng has had a problem since he was a child. He doesn't have the mind to do anything when he doesn't have enough to eat, and he doesn't like anything when he's hungry. We drove for two days in a row, and he never got enough to eat. If you don't let him If you are full, even if you win, he will find an excuse to deny it. There will be more troubles, so it is better to let him eat when he is full." Monkey Brother said to Sha Laosan.

Seeing Sha Laosan's strength at this time, Brother Hou was a little worried for Bajie in his heart.Bajie, who was demoted to the mortal world, only has the strength of the Seven-Star Heavenly King, but at this time, Sha Laosan actually has the strength of the Eight-Star Heavenly King.According to the previous calculation, Sha Lao San was two stars higher than Ba ​​Jie in his heyday.

What is the concept of two stars? One star at the Tianwang level increases strength by [-] times, one star at the Neptune level increases strength twice, and one star level at the Dream King level increases strength three times.

For a more intuitive example, add a zero after one thousand to ten thousand.Adding a zero after one hundred thousand means millions, and adding a zero after one billion means tens of billions.The higher the number, the greater the multiple, and each time the difficulty is raised, it is several times the previous one.According to this inference, Sha Laosan's basic skills are much more solid than Bajie's.

Brother Hou and Bajie sat by the river, and Tang Seng sat cross-legged on a rock.Only Drifting didn't do anything, but made a zama step on the spot.Then he kept that posture motionless, as steady as on a stage for an hour.Brother Hou chatted with Laosan Sha like an old friend. After all, his goal is not Tang Monk meat. With this premise, Brother Monkey is much more at ease.

Bajie has rough skin and thick flesh, so he will definitely be able to withstand Sha Laosan's attack.I can only think about this in my heart, Brother Monkey doesn't dare to interrupt their pre-war preparations at this time.Stretch your arms and twist your waist, stretch your tendons and lift your legs.Sha Laosan's warm-up movements are in place, a bit like a student of the dance department.

Pulling Tang Seng away from the river, Brother Hou looked at Sha Laosan and Bajie with great interest.Both of them have already finished their warm-up, if it was Brother Monkey, there was no need to do so.Because he could see Sha Laosan's level of strength, he could naturally also see the spells he was good at.

Fierce eyes are one of the three skills of Brother Hou, especially in emergencies.But as a bystander, Brother Hou really doesn't want the two of them to fight at this time.Just when the two of them were about to do it, a sudden idea appeared in Brother Hou's mind.

If Sha Laosan could join them, it might be able to restrain Bajie.

(End of this chapter)