The brothers who traveled westward in those years

Chapter 200 0200
Tang Seng was captured by a monster, but Wukong didn't want to save him.Bajie was only thinking of breaking up the team, but Sha Laosan was in a daze.Oh, my heart is broken for these people.Let Brother Monkey go with me and he won't go, since he chooses to stay, he should take good care of Tang Seng on his way to the west.

However, I think Tang Seng is actually quite miserable. Whether it is an enemy or a friend along the way, everyone wants to send him to the west.

Is it a goldfish monster? Wukong can't go into the water, so let Bajie go down and lure him up.I personally came forward to negotiate with Jinyuguan.He can bring up the conditions as he pleases, as long as he is willing to let Tang Seng go.

The goldfish waved to me mysteriously, and I walked cautiously towards Tongtian River.The goldfish monster grabbed my collar, stuck it in my ear and said, "Do you dare not use violence, or let's make a bet. As long as you don't do anything, it's better than anything. I don't like to use hands and feet the least. "

I asked awkwardly, "What are you talking about?"

The goldfish monster waved his hand and said, "You can choose anything, I'm not picky about my food. As long as it's something you know, just let it go."

I said: "Then let's talk about it first, once we win, you can't play tricks."

The goldfish monster said: "Don't worry, my reputation is the most guaranteed in Luojia Mountain. If you don't believe me, you can inquire about it."

Wukong suddenly said: "What do you think my grandson was doing just now? Let me tell you, my grandson just came back from Mount Luojia, and the people there seem to miss you very much."

When saying the last few words, Wukong gritted his teeth.The goldfish monster jumped into the water, only exposed its head to look at Wukong, and said, "Bi Mawen, don't think that I'm afraid of you just because you became a Buddha. I'm not afraid to tell you, but I can actually recite the mantra too. Do you want to give it to me?" Try it and see if I'm bragging?"

Standing up and rolling up his sleeves, Wukong said, "Come, come, I want to see how much you weigh. Read one and let me listen, and let me see if you can speak Mandarin?"

The goldfish monster said: "Whether you can speak Mandarin has anything to do with the curse?"

I wipe, if it wasn't for this guy hiding in the water, I would have hung him up and beat him long ago.I thought to myself, "You idiot, you don't even know that the mantra needs to be recited in Mandarin, and you still say you can recite the mantra."

It is impossible to fight, after all, this guy is very smart.He didn't leave Tongtian River at all, only Bajie and Sha Laosan could fight him in the river.These two guys are lazier than the other, and I really don't want to speak nicely to them anymore.If I didn't know how to water, I would have gone down and beaten the goldfish monster into a pig's head.

The water that was thrown out after speaking, since the goldfish monster has this idea, it is natural that bloodless is the final solution.The rules of the three-game two-win game, our side can only send one person to participate each time, three opportunities to ask questions, one for each side, and the last one is decided by rock-paper-scissors.

First of all, the goldfish monster came up with a question, guessing one thing in four lines of poems.Tip: "A very common thing, especially in rural homes, especially in summer."

The poem says: "I have one thing that is really strange. I was born to be a dish. It was born after my mother died. After it died, my mother is still there."

For such a difficult question, the monkey brother with the highest IQ must be asked to do it.Although I also know that Brother Hou should be used as the killer's trump card at the end, but we can't just lose the first round.That will affect the emotions of all of us, and emotions will directly affect the mentality and the result of the game.

Looking at the goldfish monster with interest for a long time, the smile on Brother Hou's face became more and more weird.The goldfish monster has already been taken aback by Brother Hou, but Brother Hou has not spoken.It can be considered that we didn't do a good job in the preparation work just now. We only said that we won two out of three games, but we didn't set a time for answering questions.

The protest made by the goldfish monster, at this moment, Wukong has seen goosebumps all over his body.

"fungus!"

Wukong folded his arms around his chest and said in a deep voice.

The goldfish monster heaved a sigh of relief, gave Wukong a thumbs up, and pointed the thumb to the ground a second later.

The goldfish monster said: "Smart enough, you are worthy of being the famous Bi Mawen, and the Jade Emperor's careful cultivation of you is not in vain."

Wukong gritted his teeth and said, "Do you think I won't beat you if you have an agreement with Xiaowu?"

I hastily stopped Brother Monkey, there was a reason to be angry after losing, but I figured out why I was so angry.If he wants to call you Bi Mawen, let him call you, anyway, you won't lose a piece of meat.

Brother Hou pushed me away and said, "Do you know that I hate people calling me those three words the most."

I nodded and said, "I know, but the whole world knows those three words, you can't keep everyone's mouths shut, it's better to see it earlier."

Rolling his big eyes at me, Brother Hou sat back by the Tongtian River.According to the previous agreement between me and the goldfish monster, each person has only one chance to participate.Brother Monkey has been used up this time, so Brother Monkey can no longer participate in the next competition.

He posed a riddle, and Brother Monkey also posed him a riddle.After thinking hard for more than ten minutes, the goldfish monster finally guessed it.

The first game was tied one to one, and we will come first in the second game.I gave Sha Laosan this opportunity, hoping that he could win by surprise.None of us know what he's thinking all day, so I hope he'll blow our minds.Let the goldfish monster not come up, so that we have a chance to rescue the master.

Sha Laosan said: "What is one plus one?"

The goldfish monster said, "It's equal to two."

Sha Laosan said: "Wrong!"

The goldfish monster said, "It's equal to three."

Sha Laosan said: "Wrong!"

The goldfish monster scratched his head and said, "Then how much do you think it is?"

Sha Laosan said: "It is equal to infinity."

The goldfish monster said, "Why do you say that?"

Sha Laosan said: "Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, three begets all things!"

I rub!

We were collectively overwhelmed by thunder, and it really was the silly and silly Sha Laosan, and what he said was so reasonable.But is it really okay for you to say that? Don't forget that you are a monk.Why did the monk talk about the principles pursued by Taoists? Isn't this crossing the line?

Fortunately, the goldfish monster didn't notice this problem.In other words, he didn't notice this problem at all, and he is still struggling with the problem of Sha Laosan.

We won the second game, and all the credit goes to Sha Laosan.When we clapped hands to congratulate, Sha Laosan whispered in my ear: "Xiao Wu, if we win later, can we abstain?"

I was stunned by Sha Laosan's words. I always thought he was the one who most supported Tang Seng's journey westward.No matter how Wukong and Bajie struggle, he is always the most stable one in the team.Does he even want to give up now?Or does he already have a new goal?

Who do you want to play in Game [-]?
Don't be silly, Bajie is the only one left besides me, do you think I will let Bajie participate?If we win this match, we can pick up the master.If we lose this game, our game will be for nothing.

When I told Bajie that it was his turn to play, he was still drooling and talking in his sleep.I don't know what's wrong with him recently, he talks in his sleep every day, and the words are different every time.If you try to get close enough to hear what he's saying, you're bound to end up being punched in the face with a sudden blow.

He was still beating people in his dreams, and he didn't know what Bajie had experienced.At that time, he only mentioned a few words, saying that his family used to be very miserable.If it wasn't for practicing Taoism without paying tuition fees and taking care of food and housing, he wouldn't have lived in a Taoist temple to learn Taoism from others at such a young age.

Bajie's introduction is very simple, and his speed of answering questions is amazing.As soon as the goldfish monster said it, Bajie gave the answer without even thinking about it.This time, the two of them fought a tug-of-war. Bajie said that a goldfish monster answered one, and the goldfish monster mentioned one and Bajie answered one.

They asked each other questions and answered each other. Since they didn't stop, it proved that both of them answered each other's questions.This kind of thing is so rare that even Sha Laosan who was in a daze was shocked by the scene.The two of them sang together, it didn't look like they were competing, but rather like a young couple flirting.

They were speaking so fast in front that I couldn't hear what they were saying.Later, the speed of their speech slowed down, and I could gradually hear what they said, and looked at these two creatures in surprise.Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Bajie knew so many things, and remembered so much knowledge in his mind.

From astronomy to earth, from history to military affairs, from Pangu Nuwa to Shennong Dayu, the three emperors and five emperors, all the names of people I can understand feel better than the other.The two of them didn't even take a breath when they talked, they kept talking for more than an hour.

I can't believe it, two out of three games turned out to be a draw.And both of them were speechless in the end, Bajie gestured to the goldfish monster with his hand, and the goldfish monster gestured with his hand instead of answering.The action of the two of them was really incomprehensible, and in the end they had to pause.

Since ancient times, heroes have loved beauties, and beauties have loved Jiangshan since ancient times.How much history has been handed down for a long time, women have played an indispensable role.But there is one thing that is more important than country and beauty, and that is knowledge.

Someone once said that knowledge is power.Although this was said a long, long time ago, it was so many years ago.This sentence has long been verified and affects generations of people.

Bajie used to be the top student in Tianting Academy. Although everyone looked down on him, he was still among the top three students.Because he is idle and has nothing to do, and his life is only three points and one line.Classrooms, dormitories, libraries.

During the years when Bajie was in school, his life in the library was longer than that of the librarian.And the number of books he has read is more than the textbooks of the whole class combined.He spends half of his day in the library, and the other half goes to class, sleeps and eats.

And the goldfish monster is similar to him, those days in the lotus pond of Mount Luojia.He has no friends, and no one else wants to play with him, a mortal goldfish.Her only friend is herself, so he learned early on to talk to himself.

When you are bored, you can chat with yourself for a day.When there is no topic to talk about, I will look for some books to read.Enrich your own knowledge, and then slowly become what it is now.

Standing by the Tongtian River, I announced the result of this competition.Hearing a "Cut!" from behind, he could guess without turning his head, that there would be no other person except Brother Hou.

Waving to me again, I don't know what the goldfish monster wants to do this time.I walked towards him curiously, but stopped five meters away from him.Because I heard Brother Hou speak to me in ventriloquism, he reminded me to be careful of the goldfish monster now.

A white light flew towards me, I jumped up instinctively, and the strange white light swept past the river.Fortunately, I jumped up instead of bending down, otherwise I would have been hit by that white light.

(End of this chapter)