The brothers who traveled westward in those years

Chapter 160 0160, save the king and go to heaven
Tang Seng can rest assured, but this matter has just begun.Now that the person has been brought back, it is imperative to wake him up.How can a person who has been dead for three years be rescued?
Bajie recalled the Dragon King's explanation before leaving, and repeated the Dragon King's words in detail.To bring back to life the king of the Wuji Kingdom who had been dead for three years, only an elixir could bring him back to life.There is only one place to find this kind of elixir within the Three Realms, and that place is quite familiar to Wukong.

First he looked at Bajie, then at Tang Seng, and Brother Monkey finally set his eyes on me.I knew what he was thinking and shook my head slightly.

I have indeed learned alchemy, but I have not yet mastered alchemy.I have no problem with the general types of auxiliary pills. Even if the refined pills are somewhat different, at least they are not life-threatening.But this time is different, this time is to revive a person who has been dead for three years.

Even if I can refine the elixir in a short period of time, it is not easy to control whether the refined elixir will have side effects.We all know that alchemy is difficult to learn, but what is more difficult is the later practice of alchemy.The amount of a kind of medicinal material will determine the success of a pill, and the more medicinal ingredients, the greater the instability of the pill.

Pills are used to save people, and with my current level of proficiency, the refined elixir can only be used as a test product.I can't take this risk, so I choose to shake my head at Brother Monkey.It is better not to do more than to make more mistakes. It is king not to seek merit but to seek no faults.

Tang Seng said: "Wukong, think of a way. Can you talk to the Taishang Laojun and ask for an elixir for a long time, the poor king of the Wuji Kingdom."

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you have such a good relationship with the Taishang Laojun, don't forget to ask for two more when you talk to him. According to Laozhu, although he was the Marshal of the Tianpeng back then, he never had the opportunity to meet him. Whatever the elixir looks like, let alone eat it."

"Let's go, Brother Monkey, I'll accompany you." I said.

Brother Hou raised his hand to signal me to be calm, and then said to Tang Seng, "Do you know how I met Taishang Laojun?"

Looking back at Bajie, Brother Hou said with a smile: "Idiot, you should have heard about the relationship between me and Taishang Laojun, right?"

Tang Seng and Bajie smiled awkwardly at Wukong at the same time, they were indeed a little carried away just now.I always think that Wukong can do anything, but I don't know how to consider Wukong's feelings.Tang Seng is a reincarnated mortal who doesn't understand it, but Bajie has been the Marshal of the Canopy.

Who in the Three Realms doesn't know that at the beginning Wukong pissed the Taishang Laojun half to death.He stole his thousands of years of inventory, and knocked over his favorite alchemy furnace.Later, if it wasn't for the Tathagata to suppress Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain, I am afraid that the Taishang Laojun should ask someone to clean up Wukong.

You can scold him or even hit him, but you can't hit him with those elixirs.Those elixirs are his lifeblood, even more important than his lifeblood.Being eaten up by Sun Monkey in one go, no one can bear this matter.

On the way to heaven, I chatted with Brother Hou about the past.Talking about the grievances between him and Taishang Laojun, at least I know a little more than Tang Seng and Bajie.If Taishang Laojun had a bad relationship with Brother Hou, he would not accept me as a disciple for Brother Monkey's sake.

Recalling the past 500 years ago, Brother Hou couldn't help but sigh.He was young and frivolous at that time, and he had no world at that time.At that time, he was arrogant, but at that time he was rebellious.But he can't blame him for all that, all of that is something he was born with.Just like he indulged and loved freedom all his life, even if he fell down one day, he would not regret it.

When I came to Laojun's mansion again, the two doormen were very happy to see us.I was naturally happy to see them, Brother Hou yelled for the old man to come out to see him.The two doormen did not stop us, but let us be led into the living room of Laojun Mansion.

I haven't seen you for a few days, Laojun's complexion is very good.It seems that I am in a good mood these days, seeing me and Brother Hou have smiles on their faces.Seeing me and brother monkey immediately sullenly, talking to brother monkey with a look of indifference.Chatting with each other, Laojun will always change the topic at critical moments.

Finally, Brother Hou’s patience was worn out, and he said directly to Laojun: “I’m here to ask you for an elixir today. The king of Wuji Kingdom has been dead for three years. My master wants to save the king, but The only way to save the king is the elixir. I don’t want too much, just give me three or five bottles in case of emergency.”

Laojun suddenly felt a severe toothache. He covered his cheeks and looked at Wukong, and squeezed out two words "no."

Wukong was taken aback when he heard the words, and then said: "I don't have three or five bottles, but I should have one bottle, right?"

Old Ju squeezed out two more words from between his teeth, "No!"

Wukong said a little unwillingly: "If you don't have a bottle, it shouldn't be a problem to give ten or eight, right?"

Laojun suddenly let go of his cheeks, stood up with a jerk, slapped the table hard, pointed to Wukong's nose and said, "Let me tell you, let alone ten or eight, I have even one here." None. Are you clear? Not a single one, nothing!"

Wukong ran over to help Laojun calm down, and smiled while stroking his beard: "Old man, old man, don't be angry, don't be angry, what should you do if you get a heart attack when you are so angry at a lot of age."

Laojun said: "Pohou, if you are really good for me, then don't appear in front of me. I am in a good mood, but when I see you, my blood pressure goes up. If you want me to live longer Come on, I hope you won't let me see you again in the future."

Holding up three fingers, Wukong said: "Okay old man, no problem, I promise you everything. As long as you give me the elixir, I will swear now that I will not appear in front of you in the future."

Laojun shook his head and said: "If you say there is no, then there is no, there is not even one, you should go elsewhere and find a way."

Laojun’s move made Wukong helpless, but I, who was sitting by the side, suddenly said: “If you have any requirements, just ask, who doesn’t know that you are the first in alchemy in the third-level system. And you will refine a certain amount of alchemy every day. Pills, there are only a handful of days in the thousands of years that you haven't refined them, so you must have them in stock, right?"

Laojun stroked his beard with a smile, and said, "That's right, you have good eyesight. Unlike some people who only know how to eat elixir, it's a pity for my treasures."

Laojun glanced at Wukong and said: "Alchemy has its own rules. In the Three Realms, there has always been a record method of continuous alchemy. Every day, we insist on refining elixir, and then continue to refine elixir in the middle. The number of days is added together. , the faster you can refine the pill, the faster you go."

"But once it is interrupted, it is very troublesome for alchemists to start over again. Especially for alchemy masters like me, they want new breakthroughs every time. But every time they stop at the last level, It will be a pity if you can’t cross it. When the next impact occurs, the situation you encounter will change again.”

The highest continuous alchemy refining record in the Three Realms is 880 and 1 days. If Lao Zuo hadn’t planned on the appearance of someone, he would have become the record for the number of consecutive days of alchemy refining in the Three Realms with [-] and eight days. No.[-].Fame sometimes seems worthless, but in the eyes of some people it is priceless.

I said, "Let him get over the past. Today, brother monkey and I just want to ask for an elixir. If you have any requirements, just ask, and we will definitely reduce the amount to meet you."

Laojun said unhurriedly: "Can I make any request?"

As soon as I heard this, I knew there was something going on, so I hurriedly nodded to Laojun, only to find that this guy was actually staring at Brother Hou.Although it sounds a bit reluctant, Brother Hou also gave the same answer to Laojun as I did.

Laojun smiled and said: "For the sake of your sincerity, I will forcefully make two requests. As long as you fulfill my two requests, you will be able to take the elixir to save people in minutes. "

He raised his hand to stop me who was about to speak, Laojun continued: "My request is very simple, let Pohou cook me a meal, and then pour me wine. He apologized to me for the mistakes he made before, Just these three requirements."

I looked at Brother Monkey in embarrassment, but I saw Brother Monkey nodded slightly at me.I hurriedly agreed, and then started to prepare the ingredients for Laojun's cooking.

The twelve dishes are all Laojun's favorite.Originally, he wanted to order food, but was finally rejected by Monkey Brother.In other words, he eats whatever Brother Monkey does.

Six cold dishes, cold cucumber, cold peanut, cold preserved egg, cold ham, cold tomato, cold radish.

Six hot dishes, fish-flavored shredded pork with only fish and no meat, fried pork with garlic and no meat, hot and sour potato shreds with only potatoes and no chili, big plate chicken with soup and no chicken, ants only with trees and no ants On the tree, there is only winter melon ribs soup without ribs.

This is the first time I have seen a chef who cooks so fast, and it is also the first time I have seen a chef with such skillful techniques.Uh, by the way, the person who cooks is actually not a chef, but actually he is just a talking monkey.

Six cold and six hot twelve dishes, and a pot of freshly hot Huadiao wine.Warm your stomach with hot tea before eating, and then the three of us will start together.Laojun is the protagonist and Brother Monkey is the main companion, only I am a redundant secondary companion.I don't know how to drink in boxing games, I'm only drunk, so I can only eat with me. Keeping my head down and eating vegetables is my advantage.

A glass of wine was filled, and Brother Monkey brought the glass to Laojun.Thousands of words can only be merged into one sentence, and this sentence only has two words: "Done!"

Tianting's Huadiao wine is a special brew, it tastes like the wine in the mortal world, but its strength is much stronger than that in the mortal world.The better the wine, the less top-notch, but the better the wine, the stronger the aftertaste.Nothing happened to the two of them when they drank the first cup, but their mouths fluttered when they drank the third cup.

One said to the other with his tongue out, "Old man, I was wrong about what happened before, and I'm here to apologize to you."

The other hiccupped and said, "Monkey, old man, I know you have had a difficult life these years. Although I haven't visited you, old man, how have I suffered these 500 years?"

I thought the two of them were only talking drunk when they were drunk, but I didn't expect that the two of them really told a lot of truth.Speak the truth after drinking. In the past, I couldn’t say those things that I didn’t dare to say or didn’t want to say. After a few glasses of wine, I said them all.

After drinking and eating, I left Laojun's mansion with Brother Monkey on my back.The drunk old gentleman insisted on giving us a bottle of elixir, but the drunk monkey brother didn't want it.He only took one, and returned the bottle full of elixir to Tong'er who was standing beside Laojun.

Laojun, who was belching, sent us to the gate, and then followed us to Nantianmen.If I hadn't stopped him, I'm afraid he would have sent us all the way to Wuji Country.He is one of the few people in the Heavenly Court who has a heart-to-heart relationship with Brother Monkey, and he still has to abide by the Heavenly Court's regulations of drinking and drinking.

Before that, I always felt that Laojun had a grudge against Brother Hou, but I didn't understand until after that meal.There really is such a relationship in this world, a little less than a family member and a little more than a brother.We don't communicate much on weekdays, but we can understand each other's feelings.

In this world, Brother Hou can have an old friend who understands as well as Lao Jun, what more can I ask for.

(End of this chapter)