The brothers who traveled westward in those years

Chapter 147 0147, don't talk nonsense if you can do it
What is the most difficult thing in the world?
Maybe you and I will have different answers in our hearts. If you are asking what is the best thing in the world?Everyone will say in unison that they are ordinary people.Because 90.00% of five people are born in ordinary families, many things are doomed at birth.

The drunk yellow-robed monster had a dream. In the dream, there were countless gold, silver and jewels, and there were even more beautiful women than the other.But he is not tempted, because these are not what he likes.He only likes one thing, exactly one person.

King Baoxiang's pleading really moved Monkey Brother.It would be impossible for him not to go this time, although he didn't want to see that yellow-robed monster either.I'm not used to staying with Tang Seng, so I will naturally follow Brother Hou when he is going to Wanzi Mountain.But this time I didn't enter the cave, but waited for him at the entrance of the cave.

Pull the yellow-robed monster out of the wave moon cave, and brother monkey takes him to a mountain peak.Sitting on the edge of the cliff, Brother Hou only asked the yellow-robed monster three questions.

First, can the princess be returned to the king?

Second, what are the conditions?
Third, is there room for negotiation?

The yellow-robed monster was very calm this time, not only did not appear angry as expected, he even grinned at Brother Hou.Walking two meters away from Brother Hou, he took off his shirt to reveal his body covered in scars.Some scars are shocking, and some scars have long since healed.

Putting on his clothes again, the yellow-robed monster sat on the edge of the cliff and said softly: "Great Sage, are you here to salute first and then fight? I know I am not your opponent. Even if I am completely demonized, there is no hope. But Can you give me a little time to finish what I want to say. If you don't change your mind after listening, I will definitely send him back to Baoxiang Kingdom without you doing anything."

Brother Hou and I looked at the yellow-robed monster in surprise, but we didn't expect him to say that.Didn't the princess already talk about everything between them? Could it be that the yellow-robed monster is deliberately delaying time?
No, even if he really delays time, no one can match Monkey Brother.Even if he calls all 28 Constellations, solving them is only a matter of minutes for Brother Hou.

I think he must not be so stupid. How can a person who is so persistent in his feelings do such a thing that hurts his brother.

Indeed, as I expected, the yellow-robed monster was not delaying time, but wanted to tell me a story with Monkey Brother.A story about him, and a story about him and Princess Caiyu.

When she first arrived in the Heaven Realm, Caiyu was in charge of cleaning, and Huangmei, who was talented in music and could play several musical instruments, was assigned to the Queen Mother's band.They don't have to play every day, but only play when there are grand gatherings in the heavenly realm.On weekdays, I live a leisurely life, and I have many opportunities to get in touch with various gods in the heavens.

Huang Mei has just arrived, but she is very popular with the band members for her excellent playing skills.Especially when she was the female captain of the band, she took care of Huang Mei like her younger brother.Not only arrange tutors for Huang Mei, but also sometimes teach Huang Mei to play new musical instruments.

Every day with the band leader, Huang Mei gave her more and more shocks.Extremely high musical talent, excellent playing skills, willing to endure hardships and disadvantages.People with such a personality are often very adaptable, and they have a captain who is like an older sister to support them.

In less than a month, Huang Mei has already made her mark in the band.First, he was praised by the Queen Mother in public, and then he got acquainted with several great gods in the heavens.In my spare time, I went to the homes of several great gods to teach their juniors about music.It is true for a master to lead the door to practice, but having a good master is not the same as the starting point.

Huang Mei thrived in the heavens, no matter how naughty a child was in his hands, they would obey him obediently.The children became more and more sensible, the adults became more and more at ease, and the impression of those great gods on Huang Mei was getting better and better.Without Huang Mei saying anything, they jointly proposed to the Jade Emperor that Huang Mei be appointed to a certain official position.

With the protection of several great gods, coupled with the growing network of people.If it continues like this, within three years Huangmei will become a cutting-edge immortal in the heavens.

An incident of extreme joy begets sorrow. The female band leader violated the regulations of the heavenly court, and according to the regulation, she will be thrown into the heavenly prison.Although it seems that the punishment is not heavy, but even if you come out after being thrown into the heavenly prison, you will lose the right to hold any position in the heavenly world.

The female captain didn't ask Huang Mei for help, but Huang Mei took the initiative to find those great gods.Then he went to ask the Queen Mother, and he could agree to any conditions they proposed.He is willing to do anything as long as he can save the female captain from being imprisoned.As long as it is what he has or what he can do, he will agree to any conditions.

The Queen Mother did not intervene in this matter. A certain great god interceded for the female captain and was transferred from the band to another department.The Great Master put forward a very reasonable condition, Huang Mei would become his son-in-law.Huang Mei, the daughter of the great god, has never met before, but he has seen the daughter-in-law of the great god.Since the daughter-in-law is so beautiful, his daughter must not be far behind.

Huang Mei fulfilled her promise, but he has no chance to meet the daughter of the Great God.The day before he went to fulfill his promise, the daughter of the great god went down to the world and married a mortal.It is said that there was a child later, but then the woman of the Great God was trapped in a certain mountain.Later, her son rescued her by splitting the mountain with an axe.

At that time, no one knew what Huang Mei had done. Later, the great god made a slip of the tongue, and was finally told by an old friend who kept his mouth shut.It was passed on from ten to a hundred, and finally the heavenly world was full of uproar.Many immortals gave Huang Mei a thumbs up when they saw Huang Mei, praising him as a kind and righteous boy.

But when Huangmei was lucky, Caiyu, who was in charge of cleaning, had already cried countless times.The captain in charge of the sanitation team is an aunt in her early forties, and she seems to have disliked her from the very beginning.She always troubles her when she has nothing to do, and never finds fault with others.

For her, it was a different scene. In front of so many people in the team, the aunt pointed at her nose and called her a waste.If you can't even sweep the ground well, coming to heaven is like occupying the latrine and not shitting.Several times blocked her face to respond to the leadership above, suggesting that she go directly to clean the toilet.

Be sad or not, be pitiful or not, be wronged or not, cry, only crying can solve the problem.No, only crying can make oneself look more useless.

Huang Mei came to see her every day and helped her with work every time she came.But Huang Mei didn't come for a while, and when we met again, she had already been transferred to Pixing Temple.She always thought that she was lucky that she was suddenly transferred to Pixing Palace to be a jade girl.No one mentioned a word to her, in fact, someone sent her to Pixing Temple.

Huang Mei once disappeared for 28 days, which was the third month he stayed in the heaven.He saw his aunt scolding Caiyu in public, and he also saw Caiyu's helpless pain.He didn't choose to comfort Caiyu, let alone help Caiyu get ahead.

He went to those great gods and got a promise, but he had to fulfill the conditions put forward by the other party.Go to a place where even a great god would not dare to go alone, and complete a mission that is close to death.At the beginning, he had already agreed with the great god that if he successfully completed the task, he would transfer Caiyu to a good position.

If he dies during the execution of the mission, the great god will help Caiyu transfer to another position.That was the agreement between him and the Great God, when he left, he didn't intend to come back alive.

Luckily, Huang Mei spent 21 days on a task that only took seven days.When he returned, the task was completed, and the things he brought back were handed over to the Great God, and then he fell into a coma for seven days.The Great Master fulfilled his promise to Huang Mei, but he never thought that he would be tortured because of it in the future.

At this point in the story, the yellow-robed monster wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes.Sniffing and turning his head to look at the sky, today is indeed a good day for the dead.

Brother Hou didn't say a word, but he didn't intend to do anything.I know he must understand Huang Mei very well, because he had already failed a woman who loved him deeply.

A golden light rose from the ground, I didn't expect Brother Hou to leave directly.The matter hasn't been resolved yet, and something will happen sooner or later.Brother Hou had already agreed to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom when he came, how can he explain to the king and Tang Seng when he goes back alone.

I said to the yellow-robed monster: "Since you love her so much, why are you willing to let her be reincarnated as a human?"

The yellow-robed monster said: "At the beginning, we both agreed that since we couldn't stay together in the heaven, let us be a pair of monsters in the human world. Everyone said that we only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals. We can't let ourselves become Become mandarin ducks. Because then we will lose the memory of our previous lives, and we will not know each other."

I want to persuade the yellow-robed monster to look away, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower.What's more, now that Caiyu is the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, she and the yellow-robed monster are people from two worlds.A prince can fall in love with Cinderella, and Bai Fumei can fall in love with a dick.But the former appeared in the fairy tale world, and the latter appeared in TV dramas.

I didn't say these words when they came to my lips, not because I was afraid that the yellow-robed monster would not listen, but because I was afraid that he would be disappointed after hearing these words.Although these words sound a bit cruel, but the reality is like this.

I said: "If you think there is still a possibility with Caiyu, I don't mind making peace once. Let the king give you time to get along with Caiyu. But now Caiyu doesn't like you, and she has nothing to do with the king. Relationship. But whether you can be together in the future, I hope you will not transfer the fault to others. "

I said: "A dignified man, a man who spit on a nail, what's wrong with being wronged? Since she doesn't love you anymore, why do you have to go on like this? You don't even have any self-esteem. I really don't know where you are." Come face to tell people that you still want to be with them."

I patted the face of the yellow-robed monster unceremoniously, and said: "Don't say that Caiyu is a princess now, even if she is still the same as before. With your current ugly appearance, even a beggar will look at you." Let’s go to you, let alone the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom.”

"What did you say?"

"Can you say that again!"

I withdrew my hand abruptly and took two steps back instinctively.The yellow-robed monster who had been lowering his head suddenly raised his head, and his eyes gradually turned blood red.Then exuded a bright red light, stared at me firmly and said every word: "If you have the guts, say it again!"

Oh my god, what the hell are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf with me here.

"Yi Tian Sword!"

The index finger and middle finger point to the air at the same time, and the Yitian sword at the waist is quickly unsheathed.A white light rose from the ground, and after spinning seven or eight times in the air, it hovered between me and the yellow-robed monster.

"Don't eat the toast and eat the fine wine, today buddy will let you see why flowers are so popular!"

(End of this chapter)