Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 23 Yunmei's Revenge (3)
I said something wrong while feeling emotional: "In the end, he killed you for an abstract painting, and before killing you, he made an excuse to say that you are a monster."

Yun Mei nodded: "I was humiliated first, got a tattoo on my back, and was deceived by my loved ones...they peeled my skin...they peeled my skin..." Her voice became more and more Low, eyes slowly stained with a layer of red.

I secretly screamed that it was not good, and asked in a low voice: "Yunmei?"

"They killed me...killed me...I want revenge..." Yunmei's sanity fell into a state of confusion again, and she muttered to herself like a repeater, "Revenge...all have to die!" Having said that, With a flick of her wrist, the shattered mirror stabbed straight at me, "Death!"

If I hadn't been watching her movements for a long time, I would definitely not be able to dodge this blow.

I stepped back to avoid Yunmei's attack, and shouted, "Paixiu be careful!"

Pixiu said: "I'm fine, her main target is you..."

He didn't finish his sentence, and I was already hiding under it in a heroic slide-up.

I said, "That's why I tell you to be careful, now she's targeting you."

I can't hit a woman, especially that woman is Yunmei.

Pixiu said coldly: "There is a debt and there is an owner! Your enemy is not here, don't harm the innocent!"

Yunmei looked up to the sky and screamed, only to hear a "bang", thousands of broken lenses exploded in all directions centered on us.

The broken mirror stuck on the ground pierced the ground like a needle piercing hell.Yun Mei didn't look at the ground at all, and ran towards the west on those broken mirrors.

Why is this obsession like smoking marijuana, it happens every once in a while.

I turned over and rode Pixiu, and said, "Catch up with her."

Pixiu's four hooves slightly bent, kicked back forcefully, and then he was off the ground, floating in mid-air, chasing after Yunmei.

"You can still fly!" I was shocked, "So awesome!"

Pixiu snorted disdainfully: "This is just a basic spell."

While talking, we are getting closer and closer to Yunmei.

100 meters, 50 meters, ten meters, five meters, zero meters, five meters, ten meters...

"It's over, brake!" I looked back at Yunmei who was getting further and further away from us.

Pixiu said: "I know where she is going, the smell of blood from those three people is very strong."

Yunmei was chased by us, first she froze on the spot, and then chased behind us like a [-]-meter race, but her running was not as good as the flying ones, and the distance between us and her was getting farther and farther.

Scar, Chunky, and Wang Sheng stood in front of the temple yesterday, each holding a broken mirror in their hands, presenting the three kingdoms.

"Wang Sheng, hurry up and hand over the treasure map!" It seemed that they had already had a fierce fight, except for Chung Pang and Wang Sheng who were already injured, Scar also had two blood holes on his body.

The skin on Wang Sheng's hands was peeled in sevens and eights. Holding the knife in such a hand was absolutely painful, but Wang Sheng didn't change his face.It's just that he has already torn his face with Scar, so he stopped pretending to be friendly, and said with a sneer, "Here you are? Who are you?"

Humpty held the shattered mirror in his uninjured hand, pointing at the scar.

Even the unintelligent Scar, at this time, understood that one against two had no chance of winning, and began to lobby Humpty: "Fatty, are you willing to be Wang Sheng's dog? You don't know who that guy is? Wait until you don't If you use it, I will kick you away."

Wang Sheng said, "Is it you who kicked the fat man away just now?"

Dao Scar said angrily: "Don't you still want to throw me to Yunmei as bait? It's a pity that that bitch only follows you! Fatty, if you follow me to kill Wang Sheng, I won't care about what you have done before!"

Humpty was holding the broken mirror, his hands were shaking constantly.

Wang Sheng said: "Fatty, don't forget how he treats you! Don't forget why the skin on your hands was peeled off! Don't forget who stabbed the two holes on Scar's body! Think Know who is your companion! When I rule the world, you will be under one person and above ten thousand people!"

Humpty got refreshed, shouted "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", raised the broken mirror in his hand and rushed towards Scar.

"Death!" Dao Scar yelled viciously, and the broken mirror pierced into the chunky back.Unexpectedly, Humpty could hold back the pain, hugged his waist and did not let go, and shouted loudly: "Wang Sheng, now is the time!"

Wang Sheng rushed forward in three steps and two steps, and thrust the broken mirror like a knife into Scar's heart.

Scar was hugged tightly by Chunky, with nowhere to hide, watching the knife-like sharp mirror piercing his heart.

Chubby let go of his hand, and Scar fell to the ground with a bang. Wang was afraid that Scar would not die, so he sat on him and stabbed him a few more times.

"You...you..." Dao Scar twitched all over, his mouth widened like a fish being fished out of water, he wanted to use his mouth to breathe, his fingers were still scratching at his heart, and he wanted to resist.

But the fingers drooped feebly without moving a few times.

He had already died, but Wang Sheng was still poking the corpse hard, splashing blood all over his face, until Scar's chest was smashed to pieces, Humpty shouted beside him: "Wang Sheng, he is already dead! "

Only then did Wang Sheng heave a sigh of relief, and looked at Scar's body as if waking up from a dream, and relaxed his tense shoulders.

Humpty said harshly: "It deserves it, tell him to fight with you."

"Yes." A strange smile appeared on Wang Sheng's blood-stained face, and the hand that had been loosened gripped the fragment of the mirror again, and then hid that hand in a place where Chubby couldn't see, listening The sound of chunky footsteps, standing up and ready to go.

Humpty walked up to Wang Sheng: "If you want to say that this world is the supreme..."

Wang Sheng turned around abruptly, and the fragments of the mirror fell towards Chubby.

There was a flash of light.

Wang Sheng opened his eyes wide in disbelief. His hand hadn't dropped yet, but a sharp mirror was inserted into his chest.

"If you want to say that this world is the supreme..." Humpty stabbed the mirror fragment in his hand further into Wang Sheng's chest, with a sly smile on his face, "I want to be that too!"

Wang Sheng clutched his chest, and staggered back a few steps, trying to stand still, but still fell down.

"Don't treat me like a soy saucer." Humpty laughed loudly, "I knew it from the moment you left the scar and me - you want to take it all by yourself! I'm just your pawn, it's useless Just throw it away. But you never thought that pawns can also eat the king!"

Wang Sheng pointed at him, his eyes were burning with anger, but he was speechless.Then he tilted his head and fell down.

Chubby laughed three times, squatted beside Wang Sheng to look for the human skin, and finally found Yun Mei's skin inside Wang Sheng's shoe.

"As expected." Humpty smiled while holding the map, "The mirror can reflect the truth, the real face of this picture is reflected, it really is a scenery..."

Halfway through his words, Wang Sheng, who was already motionless, jumped up and pushed him to the ground.

The fragment that the scar stabbed into Humpty's back just now pierced through Humpty's chest!
"The supreme being in the world..." Wang Sheng sneered, "Just because of you fat man...huh..."

After saying this, he fell down again, this time he really died, and he didn't move anymore.

Pixiu and I watched this process clearly.

Pixiu and I looked at each other with regret in our eyes.

After 500 years, these three greedy people finally walked the final road.

For them, this fate is the most ironic, but also the most appropriate.

"Kill!" Yun Mei shouted and ran from a distance holding the fragments of the mirror, and was stunned when she saw the bodies of the three.

"How ridiculous, how sad." Pai Yao shook his head.

"That's good." I said, "Yunmei won't fall into the devil's way anymore."

"Dead?" Yun Mei stared blankly at the bodies of the three, and repeated, "Dead? Just died like this?"

As she said, she stabbed the corpse hard with the mirror fragments, and red tears kept flowing from her eyes: "I have been trapped for 500 years! I have been resentful for these 500 years, thinking about it every moment and every second." How to torture you! To let you know the pain of being betrayed and skinned, and now you are dead like this! Dead!"

Pixiu said: "Hate is a part of the individual. The person who sealed her hatred in the mirror before must have never expected that the hatred will intensify after 500 years of fermentation. If it is not neutralized by the soul outside the mirror, she is now crazy .”

Yun Mei was crying so heartbreakingly, I comforted her and said, "Don't cry, don't cry, the sky is falling and I will support you."

Yun Mei said, "I'm not reconciled, I feel uncomfortable, can you let me stab twice?"

"Don't seek revenge on your own people." I said, "Our combat power is limited, so we must avoid unnecessary sacrifices."

A gust of wind blew through, and the human skin in the chunky hand was blown into the air, fluttering and stretching.

After being modified by the real power of the mirror, the landscape painting is no longer so abstract, and the artistic conception of green mountains and green waters is gradually revealed.

The painting floated in the wind for a while and landed on the three people.

"This is the scenery of my hometown," Yun Mei stared at the painting for a while, and said, "But I have no home, and now I have no enemies. What else do I have now?" She said, while Weeping in a low voice.

Pixiu and I didn't know how to comfort her, so we stood silently behind her.

This girl is really hard-fated. She was not bullied when she was a child without her mother. After she got married, she was squeezed out and framed, and then she died so miserably.

In the silence, there was a squeak, and the sky was torn apart like paper. Sanniang poked her head in and said, "Are you all done?"

The man squeezed his head in to see, and exclaimed, "oh! oh! mygod! Corpse!".

I asked, "Why is the man's head here?"

Sanniang smiled sweetly: "Leddy Gaga and I brought the mirror back."

The opening was too small, so the hanged ghost squeezed a tongue in and put it on the man's head: "Uncle Mary, Yun Mei, are you all right?"

I heard the little ghost screaming behind me again.

Sanniang smiled and said, "The little devil told you to come back quickly."

Yun Mei still wiped her tears with her head down, then waved her hand, and a whirlpool-like door appeared in front of her, and she said to me: "What they need is you, go back."

"Hey, who said we don't need you?" I raised my head and asked the onlookers in the crack, "Say something."

Sanniang said: "If you can only choose one of the two, you should come back, Yunmei."

The hanged ghost said: "I also feel that Uncle Mary can survive in the mirror paper."

"Yunmei or horsepower, that's a question." The man said, "ladyfirst. I vote for Yunmei."

Hey, you people, I asked you to persuade Yunmei, not to abandon me!
The little ghost shouted: "Ah, ah, ah..." Pixiu translated: "He said that Yunmei and horsepower are indispensable."

Look, look, the consciousness of other people is not as good as that of a child!
Yun Mei raised her head, stared blankly at the people in the air for a while, and suddenly tears filled her eyes, she kept wiping her eyes with her fingers, and sobbed, "You...you...I..."

I said to Yunmei, "Let's go?"

"Why..." Yun Mei was still hesitating: "But my heart has always been filled with hatred, I am not good enough for you..."

"Let's go, if you don't go, you'll be hypocritical." I took Yunmei's hand and walked towards the whirlpool door, "Who doesn't have any bad intentions for revenge? A bastard in elementary school snatched a piece of steamed bread from me. I hate it so much. Now, later, someone made a film called a murder caused by a steamed bun to commemorate me, which led to a famous saying, "Being a man can't be so shameless" is used to refer to the person who robbed my steamed bun."

Yun Mei laughed through tears: "Nonsense!"

Reddy quacked: "I'm hungry, I want to eat the meal made by Yunmei!"

The head of the man said, "You can't put rat poison on it."

The hanged ghost said: "Don't stick ghost talismans everywhere, that roar is scary."

"Okay... okay..." Yun Mei covered her mouth and wept uncontrollably, "It's all good..."

Sanniang narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, "Yunmei, we need you, come back quickly."

Yun Mei finally burst into tears and said, "I... It's really great that I met you, this is the happiest thing in my life."

As she spoke, she choked up and wiped her tears with the back of her hand, and I patted her head with my free hand.

"Okay, anyway, the matter has been resolved." I pulled Yunmei across the whirlpool door, "Hurry up and go home, I'm hungry too."

When I got to the door, I looked back.Standing next to the three corpses was another Yunmei formed by the hatred of Yunmei sealed in the mirror. This blood-red Yunmei was squatting on the ground and looking at us with red tears streaming from her eyes. The last blood-red Yunmei The figure faded away and disappeared.

After crossing the vortex, a white light flashed in front of our eyes, and we returned to the familiar small second floor.

(End of this chapter)