Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 20 Suspicion in the shroud store (3)
Humpty couldn't bear it, and sneered, "Don't blame me for everything. How many times have you lied to that old man over the years? He has already become suspicious of us."

Scar still wanted to continue talking, but Wang Sheng said: "Since it is no longer of use value, let's kill it, brothers, don't hurt your peace because of this."

Scar and Dumpty were usually not friendly, but after hearing Wang Sheng's words, they both shut up.

"I didn't expect them to come after you." The chunky porcelain man changed the subject, "Thanks to you being thrown, you passed through the floor and attached to Lao Jia's body... I don't know who is that tight-fitting one."

It turned out that he was the ghost attached to the little white-faced porcelain man. Before that, I wondered why only two of the three porcelain men talked to us and he didn't make a sound.

"Didn't you see where his clothes were torn?" Wang Sheng said indifferently, "There is meat under the clothes, she has no skin."

The expressions of the two porcelain figures changed drastically: "It's her!"

"No, I always feel wrong. If it's really her, it's impossible to see you and remain indifferent. But even if it's her, don't worry, the woman next to him today is not an ordinary person, and we can't do anything." Wang Shengyin smiled sideways. He said, "It will be hard to say next time. Since we can kill her once, we can also kill her twice or three times! But the top priority is to find her skin first."

Yunmei said at the beginning that Wang Sheng went to him to find out if she was a monster, but after hearing this, I gradually realized that the whole thing was not as simple as Yunmei said. If it was just what Yunmei said, it would not be so easy They still miss Yunmei's skin for many years.

Thinking about it now, Yun Mei stammered when she said that, and her expression was very suspicious.

"By the way," Scar said, "In addition to looking for the mirror, those three people seem to be looking for a man."

"Impossible. They searched all over the building. Before the first floor, there was that fool guarding the door, and after that there was Wang Sheng." Humpty said, "If there is a man, he would have found out."

Scar frowned and thought for a while, then shook his head and said: "...No, according to what they said, he arrived earlier than that group... As long as he hides 'over there', they won't find it."

"No, when I possessed Lao Jia's body, there was no one there, because I happened to see that fool looking at the door, and then he climbed in through the window and up the stairs." Wang Sheng said, "Since They've searched once before, so that person has no chance of escaping. After all, they're only looking for a 'person'."

"No one was found, and that person couldn't escape." Humpty said, "This means that there is no such person at all."

Wang Sheng frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "There is only one possibility." After speaking, he stood up and hurriedly walked towards the stairs.

"what?"

"After he came, he came here first." Wang Sheng walked to the stairs, turned around the vase next to it, and the big cabinet on the right side of the stairs slid open without a sound, and there was a door behind the cabinet!

Wang Sheng and the porcelain man walked in, and I quickly followed.Wang Sheng twisted the doorknob, and the cabinet returned to its original state without a sound.

This is a small room of about seven square meters. There are large and small black marks on the floor of the room. There is a puddle of fresh blood on the middle floor. Lao Jia should have been killed here. On the bronze mirror.

This room should occupy a lot of space in the dating agency. I don't know what method Lao Jia used to hide it. This should be the 'there' they said.

"He came here first," Wang Sheng continued, "then he hid in this room."

"Where is there a place to hide here?" Scar asked, "There is only one mirror here."

"If the person they are looking for is really in this house, then there is only one possibility." Wang Sheng pointed to the mirror and said, "He hid there."

"Impossible." Humpty said, "She has possessed this mirror for hundreds of years, and the rest of the ghosts can't go in casually."

Wang Sheng emphasized again: "I said, there is only one possibility."

The two porcelain men asked confusedly, "What?"

Wang Sheng looked in the mirror and said in a low voice, "It must be true!"

At this time, the surface of the bronze mirror is like a pond with circles of water ripples.

Wang Sheng continued: "There is only one person who can immediately discover this hidden room and hide it in the mirror."

A figure slowly appeared in the water pattern of the bronze mirror.

A smile appeared on Wang Sheng's old face. If he was still young, this smile would have been very elegant, but on Lao Jia's face with corpse spots and a stiff expression, it looked very strange.

"It's been a long time!" Wang Sheng pointed at the person who came out of the mirror with the scissors in his hand, and said her name word by word, "Liu Yunmei."

"Yeah, it's been hundreds of years." The latter looked at them resentfully, "So you haven't died yet."

That's right, what came out of the mirror was Yun Mei, whom we had been looking for for a long time but couldn't find.

"Liu Yunmei?" Humpty said in surprise, "Isn't this a man, with a yang energy on his body?"

Wang Sheng sneered and said, "I knew that one of the two people who went to the next door to exorcise ghosts was you, but I didn't expect you to be on the man's body. You used some method to change the body, and then came here to make a fuss and steal the beam. It's really a clever plan."

It can be seen from his words that he is very smart, but too smart.

Scar yelled, "Hand over the skin!"

Yun Mei said coldly: "After hundreds of years, you haven't grown up yet."

"You have made a lot of progress. I think you were pure and ignorant back then. You didn't even know about the treasure map of the Liu family, which was rumored to be worthless in the city. I broke it easily. Your father, that old guy, is so cunning and cunning, he saw through me. I don't want to marry you to me, so I can only lure you to elope. I wanted to use you to threaten the Liu family to give me something, but I didn't expect the treasure map to be tattooed on your back by your father. There is nowhere to find it. It doesn’t take much effort.” Wang Sheng said with a smile, “If you hadn’t turned into a demon after death and came back to seek revenge on us, we would have found the treasure.”

Now I am very familiar with the expression on Yunmei's face, that is the expression of sympathy and contempt when I usually see Reddy Gaga doing stupid things.Yun Mei sneered and said, "Persistence? You ghosts who still miss the treasure, refuse to reincarnate after death, find evil spirits to cast spells on porcelain figurines, how dare you call me persistent?"

Scar grinned grinningly and said, "I heard that you and Pi were sealed together in the mirror. We couldn't find it no matter how hard we searched. I didn't expect that if you don't leave the way to heaven, you will send it up if you don't go to hell!"

"The Taoist priest who sealed me sympathized with what happened to me." Yun Mei said, "I only sealed my hatred in the mirror. I didn't find my true self until the seal was released a while ago."

I really like their way of speaking, just like the narration of the new version of Dream of Red Mansions, the explanation is very concise and clear, and a few words can let the onlookers like us who can't understand the development and watch ghost movies understand everything.

Dao Scar said: "I don't care what kindness or hatred you have, return the skin quickly!" After saying that, he attached himself to the sitting paper figurine, grabbed the scissors from Wang Sheng's hand, and rushed towards Yunmei.

Seeing this, I couldn't stand it anymore, I tore off the invisibility talisman on my body, ran over and kicked the paper figurine.

I kicked a hole in the body of the paper figurine, and scattered reed fragments all over the ground.

When I appeared suddenly, everyone was stunned on the spot, and Scar continued to take two steps forward with momentum, leading me to lean forward as well.

While jumping and pulling my legs out, I said, "You guys have a bit of a face, you have the nerve to let them return what you have robbed, it's not ashamed to lose it!"

Humpty said in surprise, "How did you get in?"

Wang Sheng said, "You really are not a human being!"

"Your grandson is not human." I twitched my legs while cursing.

Yun Mei shouted: "Horsepower, be careful!"

It turned out that Scar finally reacted at this time, and he picked up the scissors and stabbed my leg.I couldn't pull my legs in time, and the scissors ruthlessly crushed into the flesh.

"Ah!" Yun Mei covered her mouth and looked at me distressed.

"Huh?" I thought strangely, it didn't hurt.

"Dare to kick me!" Dao Scar proudly pulled out the scissors, and poked it down again, "White knives go in, red knives come out!"

It still doesn't hurt.

I understand, now this body belongs to Yunmei, she has torn the human skin every day, the pain has been numb, this pain is like a fly crawling to her.

I retract my legs.

Scar said: "Be afraid, if you kick me again, I will stab you to death!"

Without saying a word, I kicked him again.

This time I kicked the left arm of the paper figurine,
Scar tilted his body to one side, and shouted, "Kick again! Kick again! I'll stab you to death!" The paper figurine raised the hand holding the scissors, and Scar shouted, "I'll stab you!" into a sieve!"

I did not succumb to the evil forces at all, and said with a fearless and light smile like the revolutionary predecessors: "You poke!" Then I put on the posture of Foshan Wuyingjiao.

Yun Mei panicked and shouted: "Don't get excited about the horse-horsepower technique! What if you poke your body!" While talking, she limped and took two steps to this side, "Put your feet down!"

I'm so angry, which side are you on!

Now I know it hurts, why didn't you have such a strong sense of ownership when you jumped down from the second floor?
At this moment, Wang Sheng and Chungpang who were standing behind me suddenly launched a surprise attack on me, and Scar in front waited for the opportunity to move and also rushed over.

Two feet are no match for five hands, and after a heroic resistance, I was overpowered.

Wang Sheng poked my throat with a sharp wire, and said with a sneer, "Since you care about him so much, it's not a loss to trade him for human skin."

The expression of sympathy and contempt when she saw a silly hat once again appeared on Yunmei's face, but this time the expression was upgraded, with anger in it.

Wang Sheng pressed the wire against my throat and threatened, "Maybe you want me to puncture his throat!"

I showed a faint smile again: "Poke it, as a tough guy, I will never cry out that it hurts."

Yun Mei shouted: "Don't, it won't look good if you puncture it! Don't resist horsepower!"

Chubby looked enviously at Yunmei, then at me, and said, "It's the first time I've seen such a touching scene."

I can understand that he has seen too many negative emotions in the dark team, so he has a pure yearning for a good relationship, but at the moment I really think he is thinking too much.

I coughed and said to Humpty: "Comrade, everyone, pay attention to the influence, don't touch my chest with your hands."

Yun Mei was calm at first, but after hearing what I said, her eyes became red with anger.

Wang Sheng pressed the wire against my neck threateningly, and asked, "How about it? To give or not to give."

Yunmei's red eyes stared at him for a while, then turned and looked into the mirror: "Come with me."

The mirror showed a circle of ripples.Scar went in first, and Wang Sheng and the others tied my hands and pushed me forward. The moment I walked into the mirror, it was like walking through a thin film of water.

The moment he stepped into the mirror, Scar and Wang Sheng seemed to be magnified in proportion to the size of a normal person.

"How is it possible!" Scar was the first to enter the mirror, and was naturally the first to notice the changes in his body. He looked at his palm in disbelief, "This is my body!"

Wang Sheng touched Chunky, and there was a clear sound of ceramics colliding when he touched it. Wang Sheng frowned and said, "It's still made of porcelain."

"This is a mirror," Yun Mei said, "it can reflect the truth, the longer you stay, the more it can reflect your real side."

At this time, she has returned to her original daughter's body, wearing a skirt and her hair tied behind her head, looking antique.If her face hadn't been distorted by the expression of hatred, she must be a first-class beauty.

I thought her name and appearance were all made up, but it was all true.

Huapi, who is good at hiding real information, actually showed her truest side in front of us, which shows that she has long regarded us as her own.

Yun Mei waved her hand in the air and grabbed a folded square thing out of thin air.

When Wang Sheng and his party saw that thing, their eyes straightened: "Map!"

"You really want it?" The expression on Yunmei's face was very complicated.

Scar pointed at me and threatened: "Give it to me! Otherwise I'll kill him."

Seeing how important this map is, my blood boiled with enthusiasm, and I shouted righteously: "Don't give it to him, it will cost you your life, and you will be a good man again in 18 years."

Since she didn't treat me as an outsider, I couldn't treat her as an outsider.The reason why Er Gouzi, the overlord of the underworld, became close friends with me is because of my quack spirit of stabbing my own people twice in small matters.

Of course, we have known each other for 20 years, and we haven't encountered any major incidents yet.

Yun Mei roared: "Don't touch him!"

Ever since she entered the mirror, the killing intent and hatred on Yunmei's body has increased exponentially. I thought she had been blinded by hatred, but I didn't expect that she still missed me.Immediately, her heart felt hot, and she shouted: "Yunmei, leave me alone, run away!"

Yun Mei said angrily: "Shut up, your body is mine, no one else can move it!" After saying that, she threw the human skin over.

Well, I'm thinking too much, she doesn't care about me.

Grabbing my short and fat body, he asked me enviously: "Have you all developed to this point?"

You think more than I do!
Scar opened his skin, glanced at it and closed it again, and nodded to Wang Sheng.

Yun Mei said, "Let him go!"

Wang Sheng laughed and said, "We only said that if you don't give the map, he will die. When did you say you were going to let him go?"

Yun Mei was furious, her eyes were red enough to bleed: "What did you say?"

Wang Sheng added: "In the past 500 years, you have peeled off countless skins, just a piece of human skin. How do we know whether what you gave us is real or fake? We will release him after we find it."

When they find it, it's time to tear up the tickets.

I knew this would be the ending, and I was planning to put all my strength into fighting them without worrying about Yunmei's body, when suddenly there was a sudden change.

Yun Mei's anger erupted like a small universe, her long hair coiled on her head stood up, and she shouted with a ferocious expression: "You all have to die here!"

As soon as she finished speaking, countless mirror fragments and swords were shot at us!These mirror shards are very up to date and are made of glass!
Indiscriminate attack!I hurriedly shrunk my body and hid behind the knife scar, when I heard a clanging sound, the knife scar shouted: "No, we will be smashed to pieces if this continues." run.

Even disregarding her own body to launch group attack skills, it seems that Yunmei's sanity has collapsed, and her mind is blinded by hatred.

I took the lead and ran in front of the three of them, cursing as I ran, "What good will it do you to provoke her!"

As for Yunmei, there was light, and the rest of the mirror was as dark as last time, and the broken mirror brushed past me. I was running for my life with my head depressed, when suddenly my eyes lit up, and a piece of grass appeared under my feet. Before he could brake in time, he hit a tree in front of him.

The chunky porcelain man was running fast behind me. As soon as I stopped, he bumped into me, and my internal organs were about to come out. The chunky man was very relieved: "Fortunately, I wasn't the first one to run."

The broken mirror attack behind him has stopped.Scar looked around at the woods in front of him, his face changed greatly: "This is..."

There was a clearing in front of him, and there was a pool of dark blood on the ground.

This place looks very familiar to me, this is the place where Wang Sheng and the others killed Yunmei!

(End of this chapter)