The demon queen seduces the cold emperor

Chapter 102 This eunuch won't get the willow disease!
"Really? What if it's not fair?" Chu Yunli lowered her eyelids, her eyes fell on the back of Duan Jinchu's hand resting on his shoulders, the darkness at the bottom of her eyes deepened, her thin lips tilted slightly, and she asked indifferently.

"Cut, if it's not fair, then of course you owe me the eunuch. Do you still need to ask?" Duan Jinchu raised his eyebrows imposingly, and said earnestly: "As the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty. Do you understand? Old handsome guy, you can’t just practice swords and become a bodyguard. You have to learn culture. It’s hard to suffer without culture these days! Listen to what this eunuch tells you. Dear! So, although the atmosphere of our first meeting was not very pleasant, I have always been open-minded, and I am a prime minister who rides a cannon, so I don’t care about it with you. We will be brothers in the future! Wealth can be shared , shared adversity is not enough, the wife can be shared, the clothes can be changed, the money can be grasped, and the troubles can be separated..."

boom--

There was a loud noise, and the eunuchs and court ladies all fell to their knees on the ground. Chu Yunlan and the others felt countless crows flying past in front of them, and their black hairs fell all over the ground!

Duan Jinchu's long speech was interrupted, and he glared at the shorter servants in displeasure, "Hey, you haven't seen a big scene? Look at how brave you are!"

"Xiao Chuzi, shut up! Come here!" Chu Luoying was anxious and angry, blinking at Duan Jinchu, "This is An..."

"Princess Nine!"

Chu Yunli swept over, shook her head lightly, and interrupted Chu Luoying's point. Chu Luoying's small face twitched, so she lowered her head, secretly begging God to let Duan Jinchu not die too badly, at least let Duan Jinchu stay A whole body.

It's a pity that under such circumstances, Duan Jinchu still has a string in his mind. The key is that his preconceived notions are too strong. The guard is wearing dark clothes. Although there is moonlight shining on him at night, he still can't see clearly. The patterned fabric is amazing, so she made a decisive conclusion that the one who can walk with Chu Yunlan and the others must be the leader of the guards!

However, it’s good to be joking, if there are enlightened eyeliners staring at her all around, and then report to the eighth uncle, she will be charged with indiscretion, so——

"Ahem!" Duan Jinchu cleared his voice forcefully, the pain from standing on tiptoe for too long!So, she decisively ended the lecture with Chu Yunli, and bowed respectfully to the three princes and one princess in her eyes, "Masters, continue to enjoy the night view, and this servant is leaving!"

When the words fall, the body is together, and they want to escape——

"and many more!"

Chu Yunli made a sound expressionless, but Duan Jinchu only paused for a few seconds before taking strides without looking back. Unexpectedly, after running less than three feet, a black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him Without saying a word, he lifted her shoulder collar, and led her to leap back to the original place, and then let go of the big hand, and she landed on the ground gorgeously, and immediately frowned in pain, "Ouch! Who Huh? Do you understand how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade...ah no...it's the eunuch Xi!"

"puff--"

"Hahaha--"

Countless muffled laughter broke out, Chu Yunze couldn't stand up laughing, and simply squatted down, Chu Yunxuan burst out of laughter, put one hand on his stomach, and struggled: "Well, why is this eunuch such a treasure? ? The words that come out of this mouth are all strange words that I heard from somewhere!"

Chu Luoying couldn't stop laughing, she squatted in front of Chu Yunze, and whispered while laughing: "Fifth Brother, can you help me out later? Please Second Brother be merciful no matter what, and spare Xiao Chuzi!"

"Wait and see what happens!" Chu Yunze whispered back four words.

Although Chu Yunlan endured it desperately, the corners of his mouth were twitching uncontrollably. He quietly raised his eyes to look at Chu Yunli, only to see a forced coldness on his face, and faint floating in his black jade-like pupils With an uncontrollable smile in his heart, he suddenly relaxed for some reason. Depending on the situation, the second brother may not be angry. Thinking, Chu Yunlan was taken aback, and quickly looked away with sideways eyes pretending to be angry.

How could he, how could he be as perverted as Chu Yunhe, before leaving, he was still reluctant to part with an eunuch. He has always been flirtatious and likes women with different styles. Mind!
Chu Yunli stared at Duan Jinchu condescendingly. After she stabilized her mind, she said in a very gloomy tone, "Correct you on the following points. First, you can call him a handsome guy. Remove the old words! Second, I am more educated than you. Anyone with eyes that can see can see it! Third, the first meeting is indeed unpleasant, but the open-minded person is me, not you! Fourth, you can be a brother when you land, but calling a foolish eunuch a brother, I’m afraid it will ruin your life. Fifth, money can be shared, but if you don’t have money, it’s absolutely impossible to just swallow my money! Sixth, your wife can be used for all purposes. The question is, do you have a wife? My wife, let me ask you Eighteen generations of ancestors buried in the grave, dare to use it?"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

A few people who laughed without temperament couldn't help laughing again. They couldn't imagine that their second brother, whose face was just a little stronger than the old eight, could say such humorous words !
Hearing those laughters, Duan Jinchu curled his lips in displeasure, got up, gritted his teeth with a sullen face, and said, "Smile, smile! I'm laughing at you! This eunuch is an eunuch, but he can only look at women and not eat them." , so what! At least this eunuch will not suffer from the willow disease in this life! This eunuch is physically and mentally disabled, and the more frustrated he becomes, the more courageous he is. He is a dazzling wonder in the world of eunuchs! He is the most tenacious fighter in the world of eunuchs!"

After some rhetoric, the audience fell silent——

"Hahaha--"

"Hahaha--"

Half a minute later, several bursts of laughter shook Linxian Lake!

laugh at?laughed?ridicule?funny?sneer?
Damn, what are these people laughing at!
"The way is different, don't conspire with each other! Hmph, it's thundering, it's raining, go home and collect your clothes!" Duan Jinchu broke out in a sweat, twisted his nose, and decided to leave again!

NND!Old handsome guy, if you have the ability, bring me back again!

"Little Chuzi!"

This time it was Chu Luoying who spoke, she walked a few steps over and grabbed Duan Jinchu's sleeve, and said with a smile: "Don't go, didn't you agree that you will sing and I will dance?"

"I'm not in the mood anymore!" Duan Jinchu stared blankly, listless.

"Are you looking for death?" Chu Luoying suddenly lowered her voice, implying inside and outside the words: "Do you think the person who can walk with my third brother, fifth brother and sixth brother is just a small guard? Hurry up, don't make trouble worse, and cheer them up."

(End of this chapter)