I'm a big dick

Chapter 346

Give me a fulcrum, and I can move the earth.

Zhu Youxiao dared to say that his physics is the best in Daming, and the principle of leverage is so superb that the earth is trembling!

In the Liaodong War, he was also able to use his foresight to exert force in small incidents, which expanded and formed a more significant impact.

To put it bluntly, Liu Xingzuo and the Chahar Ministry's crusade against Horqin was used as the fulcrum, and a force was added to leverage the turning point of the entire Liaodong battle.

Now, this goal has basically been achieved.The joining of the five thousand Ming army made it impossible for the Horqin tribe to escape defeat; Liu Xingzuo's anyway made the three guards in southern Liaoning fall into the hands of the Ming army, and formed an interception and siege against Daishan's two red flags.

No matter how big or small the final result is, the strategic passivity is already hard to reverse for Jiannu.Falling into passivity is the prelude to the destruction of Jiannu.

In fact, Zhu Youxiao has expanded the competition of war to all aspects, and has grasped the key to victory without being obsessed with the gains and losses of one city or one place.

Fighting for manpower, equipment, money and food, despite the huge investment, made the victory or defeat of the war stable and controllable.

When flintlock guns can be mass-produced and equipped with thousands of pieces per month; when musketeers are trained in a period of one or two months, or even shorter; when.

The change in the form of war has already made the Ming army invincible.Even if it is "substitution of people", Ping Liao is just around the corner.

Manpower is also a factor in overall national strength.It is the safest and most cost-effective to adopt a tactic of fighting for consumption.

Of course, the situation of the war is reversing, whether it can continue or not depends on Zhu Youxiao, chairman of Daming.

As long as he lives well, even if he only persists until the seven years of the apocalypse in history; as long as he does not make foolish tricks and commits suicide, Jianu's demise is a certainty.

Well, in less than seven years from the apocalypse, I will be able to wipe out Jiannu; as for stupid tricks, I am better than a monkey, how could I make such a mistake.

Zhu Youxiao has always had a relatively clear understanding, and his positioning is also very accurate.

It is one point to know people and be good at their duties, and the second point is to collect money everywhere to ensure the logistics of the army. As long as these two aspects are in order, it is impossible for Jianu to turn the tables.

To put it bluntly, Zhu Youxiao has already decided that he does not need to be as diligent in political affairs, save money on food and clothing, or even work hard to complete the great cause of Pingliao like Chongzhen.

As long as the direction is right, you will get twice the result with half the effort; if the direction is wrong, the harder you work, the farther you will be from the goal.

Now, Zhu Youxiao has not received any information from the front line.Although a little anxious, it wasn't what worried him the most in front of him.

In the Changchun Palace, the maids are busy, sending hot towels and hot water non-stop.

Zhu Youxiao's fingers tapped on the armrest of the chair like chickens pecking at rice, so quickly, the usual rhythm has been completely forgotten.

It's about to give birth, it's about to give birth at last!It's not eleven months, let alone thirteen months, so it's impossible to give birth to a monster like Nezha.

Zhu Youxiao thought wildly and listened attentively.At first, I could vaguely hear Yu Er's moaning, but now there is no movement at all.

For the impression of having children, Zhu Youxiao still stays in movies and TV shows.The parturient is sweating profusely, screaming hoarsely, in pain...

Zhu Youxiao stopped flicking his fingers suddenly, stood up and walked to the entrance of the hall.I wanted to take a look around so that I could hear more clearly, but immediately some palace servants stepped forward to stop him.

"Your Majesty." Wang Tigan tried to comfort him with a smile on his face, "When the yin qi is in full swing, you must not rush. You are the Son of Heaven, and even more so..."

Zhu Youxiao waved his hand impatiently, saying this twice.Although he didn't believe this, he was also afraid that if he went in, Yang Hanyi and the midwives would be nervous.

Yang Hanyi is the best midwife doctor, and he also brought along the most experienced midwife in the clinic.No problem, absolutely no problem.

Zhu Youxiao comforted himself, looked up and saw the drug boy Taoyan coming out of the delivery room, her expression was not too nervous, so she relaxed a little.

Asking the palace servants to call Tao Yan, Zhu Youxiao inquired about it, and learned that the inside was normal and Yu'er was safe, so he couldn't help but sit down firmly in the chair and let out a long breath.

"Long live." Tao Yan pointed to the snacks on the table, and said, "I'm a little hungry, these..."

Zhu Youxiao waved his hand and said generously, "Take it and eat whatever you want."

"Thank you Long Live for the reward." Tao Yan got up, took a plate of desserts, went out of the palace door, sat on the steps under the verandah, and began to eat with gusto.

Wang Tigan came over again, bowed and asked for instructions: "My lord, the waiting time is not short, do you want to pass on the meal?"

A baby is born inside, and I eat and drink here?

Zhu Youxiao rolled his eyes and was about to speak when he heard voices coming from the delivery room and stood up immediately.

It was a low humming at first, and then the voice gradually became louder, it was Yuer's cry of pain.

Taoyan threw down the snack plate, and the small figure rushed into the delivery room quickly, leaving only Zhu Youxiao's eyes fixed on her.

With five fingers clasped together, Zhu Youxiao stood there with a sullen face and frowning.

The cold breath, well, anyone who provokes it will explode like a bear, and the palace people are so frightened that no one dares to come forward.Even Wang Tigan lowered his head and looked down, not daring to say more.

There is no such rule when the emperor comes in person, but no one can stop Long Live.This shows the emperor's love for Concubine Yu and his concern for future children.

Peace, peace!

Wang Tiqian and the palace people all prayed in their hearts, in case something went wrong, one can imagine the thunder of Long Live being furious.Whoever has blue eye sockets is going to be in bad luck.

For a long time, Zhu Youxiao felt that Yu'er's voice was low and not as vigorous as before, and his brows were even more wrinkled into a pimple.

"Have you taken all the ginseng?" The emperor's low voice suddenly rang out.

Wang Tiqian was taken aback, and hurriedly bowed and said: "Go back to the emperor, I brought all the ginseng from the inner palace that is more than 500 years old."

Ok!The emperor responded briefly with a nasal voice, and then fell silent again.

There are so many ginsengs that they can be eaten as a meal, Wang Tiqian thought to himself, and peeked at it.The weather was already hot, and beads of sweat appeared on the emperor's forehead and temples.

She winked at Fan Xiaohui who came with the emperor, this girl seemed to be frightened, she was at a loss for what to do.

Only then did Fan Xiaohui bravely step forward and gently fan the emperor.

Zhu Youxiao turned his head and took a look, without any expression, he turned back again.

Empress Zhang Yan and two concubines were also coming, but Zhu Youxiao sent people to stop them.

This is not the time to learn experience, Guangyu'er's heart-piercing cry just now may scare others and have a psychological shadow on the birth of a child.

The hall was silent, filled with tension and depression.Yu'er's voice came out again in the delivery room, and Zhu Youxiao began to grind back and forth in the hall.

There was a cry, as if the sun had broken through the blocking of the dark clouds, illuminating the world all of a sudden.

Zhu Youxiao stopped, turned around and ran to the gate of the hall, watching eagerly.

New life came?Surprise and worry intertwined, the expression on Zhu Youxiao's face was very complicated, his emotions and anger were invisible, and he completely lost the restraint he usually pretended to be.

Wang Tigan opened his mouth, and swallowed the words back.Although Yang Hanyi is the chief physician today, there is still an imperial physician waiting outside!
There are surgeons who are good at acupuncture, massage, and can cut flesh.But the emperor didn't speak, and Yang Hanyi didn't call for help, so he could only wait.

As soon as the door of the delivery room opened, the small figure ran out swiftly and went straight to the entrance of the hall. Before wiping off the sweat on his face, he bowed to the emperor and said, "Congratulations, Concubine Yu has given birth to a little princess. Girl safe."

"Okay." Zhu Youxiao ignored Taoyan's impoliteness, and his face suddenly turned from cloudy to sunny. He laughed, seeing that Taoyan who announced the good news did not move, understood, and waved his hand with a smile: "The good news is meritorious, reward!"

Xiqian had been prepared long ago, Wang Tigan couldn't get ahead this time, but he wasn't angry either.

As soon as the emperor was in a good mood, the cloud in his heart dissipated. He smiled and handed the two gold coins into Tao Yan's hands, and said, "Little girl, put them away. These are gold coins, full of royal joy."

Tao Yan giggled, bowed to the emperor, turned around and ran away again, shouting as she ran, "Long live, there is still one in the nobleman's belly, I will come to announce the good news later."

there's still one? !Zhu Youxiao blinked his eyes, and then remembered what Taoyan said just now, the key word "Mr. one" was actually ignored.

Yu'er is really capable, just because of her big belly, she even hid two little dolls.Well, I also have the ability, how can she give birth to twins on her own?
Zhu Youxiao grinned and laughed twice.The first was born fine, the second should be fine.Although there are still some worries, it is not as serious as it was at the beginning.

After a while, Taoyan came to announce the good news again, and gave birth to a baby girl, mother and daughter are safe.

Zhu Youxiao put his heart in his stomach, and generously rewarded Taoyan.The little girl got double happy money and ran away happily.

God bless me, finally I didn't cause any bloody dramas like dystocia and farewell.

Principal Zhu let out a sigh of relief, sat in the chair relaxedly, and waited for the other side to pack up. He wanted to go in to see the hard-working Yuer and his pair of "little padded jackets".

"My servant congratulates the emperor." Wang Tiqian bowed his congratulations, with a brighter smile than the emperor's, "Shuangsheng, besides the emperor, who else can have such great blessings?"

Zhu Youxiao nodded proudly and reservedly, not only for twins, but also for them to grow up healthily, breaking the curse of the carpenter emperor having no offspring.

He has already told Yu'er that he will not need a...mom for the time being, but will be breastfeeding.In the absence of vaccinations in ancient times, this may be the only way to enhance the baby's immunity.

Zhang Yu'er was the most obedient, he did what the emperor ordered without even asking why.It was Zhu Youxiao who took the initiative to explain, but she didn't understand everything.But to be good to the child, she firmly remembered this point.

After waiting anxiously for a while, Yang Hanyi came out with a tired face, followed by a few midwives.

Don't underestimate these midwives, they are well-known in the capital, and the big families are rushing to invite them to help with the delivery at home.

"Congratulations, my minister." Yang Hanyi knelt down and saluted, "Concubine Yu gave birth to two princesses successfully, and the mother and daughter are safe."

Zhu Youxiao signaled Fan Xiaohui to come forward to help her, and said softly, "You have worked hard, Yang Qing. You need to take care of Concubine Yu's postpartum care."

"The work of a lowly official should not be a word of hard work." Yang Hanyi saluted again, his words were humble.

Zhu Youxiao waved his hand as a reward, and asked Yang Hanyi to go down and rest.There is no shortage of places to live in the Changchun Palace, and the care of Yang Hanyi and others is also indispensable for Yu'er and the confinement child.

After getting up and leaving his seat, Zhu Youxiao went to visit Zhang Yuer in a happy and relaxed mood.

Entering the hall, Zhu Youxiao was a little surprised that although Zhang Yuer looked weak, he did not have the joy and joy of being a mother, and there were tears on his face.

"The emperor——" Zhang Yuer saw the emperor approaching, and wanted to sit up, but Zhu Youxiao took a step forward and held him down.

Wiping away the teardrops on Zhang Yuer's face, Zhu Youxiao thought she was suffering from the pain of giving birth, so he took her hand and comforted her in a warm voice: "Yuer is suffering."

Zhang Yu'er pursed her lips, and muttered with some grievance: "My lord, there are two girls, there is no boy."

"Hi girl, cute and sensible." Zhu Youxiao said with a smile, "I just like girls."

Zhang Yu'er was not comforted, she glanced to the side, her eyes sparkled, and said: "But the girl is so ugly, I have never seen such an ugly girl."

Zhu Youxiao took a look on the bed, and there were two babies lying there wrapped up well, showing red and wrinkled faces.

This is my "little padded jacket". Zhu Youxiao looked at the two babies tenderly.

"My lord, don't you think they are ugly girls?" Zhang Yu'er put her face on the emperor's body, worried and sad.

Zhu Youxiao laughed, caressing Zhang Yuer's face, and said: "The baby hasn't grown up yet, it's not the same. Look at me, and then look at you, you can't give birth to an ugly girl! Wait for them to grow up It must be a beauty prettier than you."

Zhang Yuer blinked her big eyes, thinking that it must be true if the emperor said so.Her mother also comforted her just now, but she didn't believe it.

Zhu Youxiao comforted Zhang Yu'er a few more words, and then told her to rest well, and come to see her again tomorrow, got up and left.

When leaving, Zhu Youxiao carefully looked at the twin daughters again, and then left the palace gate with a satisfied and happy smile, and returned to Qianqing Palace surrounded by palace people.

The news spread quickly, and Queen Zhang Yan, Concubine Liang, and Concubine Chun received the report from the palace staff, and immediately sent someone to send the prepared gifts to Changchun Palace.

"A pair of little princesses! Concubine Yu is really amazing." Zhang Yan pursed her lips and smiled, stroking her slightly bulging belly, feeling relieved in her heart.

The emperor's heir is a big thing, even though she is a queen, if she gives birth to a dragon son, no one will be able to compete.But is it not a boy to be born?
Zhang Yuer was pregnant first, so it was somewhat stressful for Zhang Yan.Now, Zhang Yan can breathe a sigh of relief.

It's not that you are narrow-minded, everyone will think about themselves, this is human nature, and there is nothing wrong with it.Especially in the imperial palace, who doesn't want to have a stable position, and who doesn't want to be honored and favored forever.

Although Zhu Youxiao is affectionate and righteous, he treats his women very well.But women have their own minds, and he knows it.As long as it's not harmful, he doesn't want to bother.

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(End of this chapter)