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Chapter 30 Practicing Hands Before Marriage?Emperor's Grace
Money has to be saved, even though Zhu Youxiao still has some private money, there are too many places to spend money in the future, it is also a headache to think about it.

Of course, it is also okay to order the Ministry of Accounts to pay.But bureaucratic procrastination, I don't know how long it will take to pass.Moreover, it is different in meaning and feeling than treating Wenju well with his own money.

"My lord, it's time to eat." Wang Tiqian entered the hall and saluted.

Zhu Youxiao nodded and said casually, "Let's pass on the meal!"

Wang Tiqian gave an order, and the palace people rushed in, opened the food box, and spread the food on the table.

As soon as the fragrance wafted, Zhang Yuer, the excrement shoveler, appeared with the white lady in his arms.The gluttonous cat has a sharp nose, and may be able to understand human speech.

Zhu Youxiao naturally has a lot of guesses and doubts about this strange cat, and often observes its actions secretly.

This may be a cat with schizophrenia. The basis for Zhu Youxiao's judgment is that Xiaobai is sometimes silly and cute, but sometimes he is as smart as a genius.

The current Xiaobai is in the state of becoming a spirit, with two different pupils shining, and the little claws are holding Zhang Yuer's arm, looking at the food on the table, with a mouth-watering look.

Well, this is a greedy look.Bai Niangniang also has a look in the eyes that Zhu Youxiao called "thief-like wandering".

Zhu Youxiao didn't care about Xiaobai's picking vegetables on the table, and started to eat and drink by himself.

Hey, if you want to show kindness to Wen Ju, you should be able to take care of the food, and it will be free to repay the favor.However, this matter cannot be handed over to those bastard civil servants, so as not to embezzle Lao Tzu's money.

At this time, Wang Tiqian came in and reported to Zhu Youxiao: "My lord, Concubine Liu has chosen four maids to meet you outside the palace."

"Lack of maids in the Qianqing Palace?" Zhu Youxiao asked casually.

Wang Ti smiled dryly, bowed his body, moved closer to Zhu Youxiao, lowered his voice, and said, "The emperor's wedding is coming soon, Taifei Liu sent a maid here to serve the emperor..."

In ancient times, the emperors had to carry out pre-marital education before entering the bridal chamber. The maids in the harem with the four titles of master of ceremonies, gatekeeper, bedroom secretary, and accountant accountant were the emperor's trainee teachers, specially for him.

For example, the stupid emperor Sima Zhong, before his wedding, Jinwu Emperor Sima Yan assigned Xie Jiu, a harem scholar, to the East Palace to teach the prince about the curtain.

Unexpectedly, Sima Zhong was so stupid that Xie Jiu found out she was pregnant shortly after leaving the East Palace.The fool didn't know it, but when he saw a lively child in the parents' palace, he realized that it was his own son.

Pre-marital education is more correct. The purpose is to enable the emperor to gain some experience in intercourse between men and women, so that he will not be embarrassed, flustered, or even embarrassing when he bridal with the queen.

But from a psychological point of view, the emperor who is the only one who respects me often has relatively shallow feelings for his first woman and is not very attached to him.

Because this woman usually makes the emperor feel shy, reminds the emperor of his nervousness and bewilderment at the first time, and may feel uncomfortable in front of her.

Oh, it turns out that's the case!

It's great to be an emperor, this kind of thing can be practiced in advance, and there are still four people who are sent to the door to practice.

Zhu Youxiao sighed, glanced away, and saw Zhang Yuer listening attentively, his eyes rolling around, as if he was very concerned.

With a pursed smile, Zhu Youxiao turned his head and said to Wang Tiqian: "Send the maid back, just say that I thank Concubine Liu for her concern, and I will explain to Concubine Liu when I have time."

"Yes, the servant obeys the order." Wang Tiqian bowed and retreated, casting a meaningful glance at Zhang Yu'er.

It is not a secret that the emperor is fortunate enough to have Zhang Yuer, or that the emperor has no secrets. There are records of eunuchs in the respect room for eating, drinking, sleeping and sleeping, which are called daily notes.

But Wang Tiqian didn't expect that the emperor was so interested in this maid, he didn't even look at it, so he sent the maid back.

Zhu Youxiao continued to eat, and when Zhang Yu'er approached to pick up some food for Bai Niangniang, he smirked and stretched out his hand to grab the upturned buttocks.

Zhang Yu'er froze, her face flushed, she bit her lip, and lowered her head shyly.

"Tonight, I will teach you a new move." Zhu Youxiao lowered his voice and smiled obscenely.

Hey, let's see if you can give me a Nezha.

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"The emperor's kindness is mighty!" Wang Juzi cupped his hands in the direction of the imperial city, and when he turned his head, he smiled easily, "Haha, this time there is no need to prepare dry food, and I will pay the tribute in large and small bags."

Wen Zhenmeng smiled and nodded, and said: "Although your majesty is young, he is thoughtful. It can be seen that he still expects us to take the exam."

The location of the test is the Gongyuan in Mingshifang, Beijing, and there will be a total of three tests in three days.Moreover, you must not leave the Gongyuan in the middle.

That is to say, candidates have to stay in their dormitory for nine days, eat and drink in the tribute courtyard, and have to prepare their own meals.

Therefore, candidates generally bring bacon, pickles, flatbreads and the like that can be stored for a long time, in case the food becomes rancid and cannot be eaten, which makes the ground ineffective every day.

Thinking about the things you have to bring for the exam, it is really too much and troublesome. Taking the imperial examination is like a refugee fleeing famine.

First of all, in addition to the most basic examination equipment, candidates must bring an oilcloth curtain.

Because the examination room is a single, very simple cubicle without a door, it will be unlucky if there is no curtain to cover it when it rains or the temperature drops at night.

The roll bag is necessary to keep the roll surface clean and tidy. If there is a little bit of stain or damage, even if you can write a super good article, you will be deprived of your test scores.

The food is mentioned above, but you can’t just eat cold food, so you will also bring a small stove to cook some hot porridge and rice.

You can't eat with your hands, you have to have bowls, chopsticks, spoons, and cooking utensils.

I can't be sure which exam room I will be assigned to. What if it is a smelly room near the toilet?

There were no masks at that time, and Juzi usually wore sachets and the like.

In case of a headache and cold, once every three years, if you can persist, you must persist, and some commonly used medicines must also be prepared.

In addition, the bedding and blankets used for sleeping and rest, large and small packages, food, clothing and housing, let’s not talk about refugees, do you think they look like donkeys traveling long distances?

Compared with the imperial examinations at that time, the college entrance examination candidates of later generations are almost happy.

Because of this, it made people feel relaxed and proud to hear that the emperor took out internal funds to solve the problem of eating and drinking, lighten the burden and feel valued.

While talking, Chen Juzi opened the door and came in, shouting, "Do you know about the food supply?"

Wen Zhenmeng and Wang Juzi nodded vigorously, with smiles on their faces.The meaning is obvious, we all know it, if we want to surprise us, we can’t do it.

Chen Juzi chuckled and said, "Then you must not know which restaurant is responsible for serving the meals, nor what kind of meals are they serving?"

"Yeah? Isn't it provided by the government?" Wang Juzi was a little surprised.

(End of this chapter)