I'm a big dick

Chapter 3
"Returning to the emperor, all the officials in the court said that this is the first victory in the war against the Eastern captives, and the favor is enthusiastic." Wei Zhongxian thought about it for a while, and then replied: "Wang Huazhen, the governor of the East, claims to be a singular achievement."

After a pause, Wei Zhongxian went on to play: "Xiong Tingbi, the independent Liaodong strategist, said in the above report: The three parties have not assembled their forces, and Wen Long's attack was too early, causing the enemy to slaughter the four guards. The soldiers and civilians are exhausted. Take the Qi of Hexi..."

This guy has two brushes. Zhu Youxiao looked at Eunuch Wei with admiration.This is a liberal arts test. With this recitation ability, it's about the same to get a 985, right?
"Get up!" Zhu Youxiao's tone softened slightly, and he leaned back in his chair and began to think.

Mao Daozhu is an available general, even if he can't confront Donglu head-on, harassing guerrillas can still play a great role in restraining him.

But Wang Huazhen is considered Mao Wenlong's benefactor, and Xiong Dashou belittled the Zhenjiang victory, so Mao Wenlong must have been angry and grudged.

If Wang Huazhen was taken down immediately and Xiong Tingbi was replaced without a proper reason, would Mao Wenlong be dissatisfied? Would he obey Xiong Tingbi's orders?
Eunuch Wei stood up, seeing that the emperor was thinking about something, he stood obediently by the side.However, seeing Wang Tigan's red and swollen face, he was a little surprised.

Wang Huazhen must win, and before Guangning is lost, it doesn't matter if he is given another official position at the same level, or even promoted to another level.

As for Xiong Dashouzui and Mao Daozhu, if they can't urinate in the same pot, they will be managed separately.One is in the west of Liaoning, and the other seems to have to open a town alone.

Zhu Youxiao has a preliminary idea in his mind, but he still needs to discuss it with others.Looking at Eunuch Wei and Wang Tigan, he couldn't help shaking his head, these two guys are obviously not that material!
Seeing the emperor's eyes fixed on him, Wei Zhongxian hurriedly bowed with a smile on his face and said, "My lord, Concubine Liu has selected three ladies in Yuanhui Hall, namely Zhang from Xiangfu County, Henan, Wang from Daxing County, Shuntian Prefecture, and Yingying from Nanjing." The Duan family of Yangwei is waiting outside the palace, waiting for the emperor's official decision."

Concubine Liu was the longest-lived concubine in the Ming Dynasty. She entered the palace in the sixth year of Wanli (1578) and was canonized as Concubine Zhao at the age of 21.

Although Concubine Liu had no favours, she was honored as a concubine during the apocalypse and lived in the Palace of Compassion and Peace. Because there was no empress dowager or empress dowager in the palace at that time, she was in charge of the empress dowager's seal.

Emperor Tianqi's biological mother died early, and the draft wedding should have been presided over by Li Xuanshi, who raised him.

However, because Li Xuanshi intended to hold Emperor Tianqi hostage after Guangzong's death, the "moving palace case" broke out, and he was forced to live in the Renshou Palace of the Luan Palace where the concubines of the former dynasty retired.

At the same time, Emperor Tianqi's biological mother, Wang Cairen, was said to have been beaten to death by Li Xuan's attendant. With this layer of hatred, the draft and wedding were handed over to the prudent Concubine Liu to preside over it.

When Zhu Youxiao heard Wei Zhongxian's report, he couldn't help but feel refreshed. The beauties came, three of them came at once, all of them were his own.Although it is not the agreed eight, it is also a little exciting.

Suppressing the restlessness in his heart, Zhu Youxiao gave a dry cough and said, "Xuan and the others go to the main hall and wait!"

"Yes, my lord." Wei Zhongxian agreed to leave.

Zhu Youxiao got up, pretending to be unhurried, and accompanied by the maids and eunuchs, he came to the main hall and sat in the middle.

"Xuanxiu girl enters the palace!" A eunuch shouted with a male voice.

Not long enough, the eunuch Liu Kejing, the supervisor of ceremonies and the eunuch of Bingbi, led the three final selected beautiful girls into the room.

"I have seen Your Majesty!" Three beautiful girls in costumes knelt down and saluted Zhu Youxiao.

The three beautiful girls have come to this point, even if they are not queens, they can be registered as imperial concubines, and they are no longer civilian girls.

As for the unselected show girls, some will return to their hometowns, and some will stay in the palace.As for whether there is a chance of flying on a branch and becoming a phoenix in the future, it depends on one's luck.

"Exemption, flat body!" Zhu Youxiao's eyes looked at this and then at that. They were all in good shape, but only looked at his face.

"Get up!" Wei Zhongxian called out.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Long En!" The three beautiful girls thanked each other and stood up. Under Liu Kejing's gaze, they stood according to the pre-arranged positions.

Hey, how difficult it will be for a poor dick like myself to find a wife in future generations, without a car or a house, and people don't take us seriously, but now they are all rushing.

Take a look, all of them are extremely good-looking, three of them are selected out of five thousand, and they deserve to be called beauty queens, right?

After three rounds of primary selection, three rounds of re-selection, the first round of interviews, and the second round of re-examination, the three selected from the five thousand outstanding girls are indeed perfect.

According to the aesthetics of the Ming Dynasty, these three beautiful women are "faces like Avalokitesvara, colors like morning glow reflecting snow, and hibiscus coming out of water; temples like spring clouds, eyes like autumn waves, mouth like red cherry blossoms, nose like hanging gallbladder, white teeth Delicate and clean, rich and spacious, with a pleasant appearance; white and long neck, round and upright shoulders, thick and flat back; walking like blue clouds coming out of Yuanxiu, making sounds like drops of flowing water from a secluded spring; no hemorrhoids or ulcers, There are no sunspots to trap all kinds of diseases."

See, those with small moles and moles on their faces have to be eliminated, and those with bad voices will be dismissed.

This is just appearance, cultural literacy also includes calligraphy, oral arithmetic, poetry, music, singing and dancing, etc.

Zhu Youxiao raised his eyes and looked up, feeling satisfied but also regretful.

Although it can be called perfect, they are all selected according to Ming people's aesthetic point of view.Of course, Ming people are not blind, and someone like a flower is definitely not even a beautiful girl.

And because of this, the three slim ladies look somewhat similar, lacking a little variety.

According to Zhu Youxiao's thinking, beauties have to be different and have their own characteristics, so that people will be more interested, right?What Zhiling, Bingbing, Yuanyuan...

Man, there is no time to be satisfied.The peerless beauty stood in front of her eyes, still thinking about diversity.

Zhu Youxiao smiled self-consciously, and his eyes stopped on the woman in the middle.

This girl is slim and graceful, with a slender figure, three points more plump than the other two beautiful girls, but still refreshing and beautiful.

If you want to talk about the audition for five thousand beautiful girls, then they must not be older than Tianqi in terms of age, that is, they must be controlled under the age of 16.

Fifteen or sixteen-year-old beautiful girls, and in ancient times, there are probably very few children with big faces and big breasts.Even if there is, it may be eliminated in the first round.

Therefore, the show girl in the middle is said to be plump, but it is better to say that she is better developed than her peers.The protruding front and back curled up, which immediately attracted Zhu Youxiao's attention.

The other two show girls are not unattractive, but compared to Zhu Youxiao's mentality, they still seem a little younger.

After staring at her for a long time, Zhu Youxiao made up his mind, raised his hand towards this woman, and just about to speak, Wei Zhongxian bowed to speak at this moment.

"My lord—" Wei Zhongxian lowered his voice, but still with a flattering expression, he said: "Mrs. Fengsheng once said: This girl will be fatter and less interesting when she grows up."

(End of this chapter)