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Chapter 257 What's wrong with my name, Pockmark Liu?
It may be exaggerated, but his art of storytelling has indeed reached a state of exquisite sophistication and perfection.

When Xingmu rang, the audience was silent, only Liu Mazi's voice could be heard echoing in the teahouse.

It is said that Liu Mazi is best at "Water Margin", especially "Wu Song Fights the Tiger", "Drunk Beats Jiang's Door God", and "Shooting the Shop at Cross Slope" is even more famous.

But the book I'm talking about today is "Wu Song Fights the Tiger", but Liu Mazi's talking about it is different from the novel.Using his language and vocabulary to describe and portray is more nuanced and lifelike than novels.

"...Let's say that Wu Song went to the store to drink, but he saw that there was no one in the store. Suddenly he roared loudly, and the empty vats and urns in the store were buzzing..."

Zhu Youxiao nodded slightly, admiring secretly.

Liu Jingting really didn't get his name in vain, he didn't stick to the established book when he was a storyteller.Instead, it boldly develops and recreates, vivid in the subtleties, and brilliant in the plain, with its own characteristics.

When it comes to the appearance of the tiger, Wu Song has been described vividly, and the tiger is also vivid, which makes people feel like they are on the scene, and they are so nervous that they hold their breath.

Suddenly, Liu Mazi stopped and stared coldly at a table where three young Wen Sheng-like guys were chatting.

"Mr. Liu is angry." Someone explained in a low voice: "This is Mr. Liu's rule. Those who listen to the book have to sit quietly and listen. If there is any behavior such as chattering or yawning, he will stop, and no one can force him."

The audience was addicted to listening, when Liu Mazi stopped, it was like an alcoholic who was robbed of his wine glass after drinking half of it, it was really uncomfortable.Hearing people say this again, they all looked at the "culprit" angrily.

The three young Wen Sheng also realized that they were not blind with so many accusing and complaining eyes.

"Three, please go out!" A man stepped forward to chase him away, with a bad expression on his face.

The three Wensheng looked at each other, one of them sank, showing a bit of anger, suddenly got up, pointed at Liu Pockmark and said, "It's all right for you to be bluffing and cheating, and you still put on airs to make me angry. Well, I didn't want to expose you, You forced this."

As he spoke, he glanced at the crowd and said loudly: "You have all been deceived, he is not Liu Jingting at all, but a fake one. Using Mr. Liu's reputation to defraud money."

coax!The audience made a noise, either puzzled or surprised, look at this, and look at the storyteller.

Liu Mazi was really calm and didn't panic. Looking at Wen Sheng who exposed him, he showed a smile that was not a smile.

Wen Sheng thought it was a mockery, and became more angry, and said loudly: "I met Mr. Liu in Yangzhou. His complexion was yellow and black, his face was full of scars, and he was a laid-back person. How about you?"

The audience watched carefully, and indeed it was.But I don't know if it's true or not, most of them are suspicious, waiting for Liu Mazi's explanation.

Liu Mazi took his time, tapped Xingmu lightly, and said to Wen Sheng, "When did I call myself 'Liu Jingting'?"

"You want to play tricks?" Wen Sheng's eyes widened, and he asked, "Didn't you sign up for 'Liu Mazi'?"

Liu Mazi nodded, and said solemnly: "That's right, my surname is Liu, and I have a pockmarked face. People call me 'Liu Mazi'."

Standing up, Liu Mazi bowed his hands to the surroundings, and said, "I come from Jiangnan, and calling myself a nickname, isn't it considered bluffing?"

Not only Wen Sheng was stunned, but the audience was also dizzy.That's right, people have always reported "Liu Pockmark", not Liu Jingting.

Don't think what you think is what you think.Zhu Youxiao pursed his lips and laughed.

He thought of the lines in the cross talk, and also thought of "Sprite" and "Rebi", "Six Walnuts" and "Big Walnut".

"You, you—" Wen Sheng blinked his eyes, and insisted, "Why do you use the same nickname as Mr. Liu instead of your real name? It's clearly, it's—"

The popularity, the name of the cottage, the false ones, Zhu Youxiao thought about this guy several times, and he didn't know if it was appropriate or not.

"I don't change my name when I'm going down, and I don't change my surname when I'm sitting. I don't like the name my parents gave me, and calling myself is the same as my nickname."

Liu Mazi seemed to be full of rationality, and he cupped his hands again, and said confidently: "So, I am also called 'Liu Mazi' when I go to the sky. Even if Mr. Liu is in person, there is no reason to force people to change their name? Unless he rejuvenates himself , Get rid of the pockmarks on my face."

Hehe, some people couldn't help laughing, listening to books has become listening to cross talk.

More and more people are smiling, this is interesting.It's more interesting to go back and talk to people in plain language!

The other two Vincents frowned, realizing that it really didn't make any sense.It's just that people say it's called "Liu Jingting". If you want to argue, you are not allowed to have the same name and surname?
"Let's go." The two Wensheng got up and greeted their companions, not wanting to continue this useless entanglement.

Xia Yunyi was also very helpless, and gave Liu Mazi angrily a look, and left the teahouse with two companions.

Liu Mazi didn't continue to speak harsh words to each other, and showed his wisdom when he saw a favor.

He cupped his hands towards the crowd and said: "Everyone, this name is indeed easy to be misunderstood. But I also study hard and practice hard, and dare not use my name to deceive others. If you feel that I am not good at speaking, you can spend an extra penny to be the right I will help you, and you can eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year; if you think it’s okay, then let’s continue?"

"Go on, go on." Someone shouted impatiently.

"Go on, let's go on, Wu Song and Tiger are waiting impatiently." Some people joked, which aroused a burst of laughter.

Zhu Youxiao smiled slightly, got up and left.

The storyteller is at the bottom, and his plain language performance style is more popular among ordinary people.

It seems that this can be used as a means of publicizing the imperial court's policies, and it is wise for those people who have not read books, are illiterate, and cannot read newspapers.

After leaving the teahouse, Zhu Youxiao said to Lu Jianxing with a smile: "Is there still something to say? Come and listen to it often in the future."

Lu Jianxing said with a sneer, "I feel that Liu Mazi is right, and he explained clearly about his boxing skills. He should be a trainer."

Zhu Youxiao took a look at Lu Jianxing, shook his head lightly, and said, "You know how to punch, but you may not be able to fight."

Lu Jianxing didn't understand very well, but he didn't dare to argue. He slowed down and returned to the state of secret protection with his companions.

You don't know that there is an old man Jin, who wrote martial arts novels.If you really go to have a fight with him, you can hit him ten times.

Zhu Youxiao didn't believe that Liu Mazi had a good mouth and was a master of martial arts.But to be able to speak so realistically, it should be due to hard work, at least to ask for advice from people who practice martial arts.

While walking, Zhu Youxiao suddenly saw two foreign missionaries coming out of the street, arguing as they walked, it seemed to be about Copernicus and Tycho.

After careful observation, Zhu Youxiao seemed to have remembered something, and ordered Wang Tiqian: "Is the mansion I bestowed on Xu Guangqi in the alley?"

(End of this chapter)