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Chapter 237 Long live, what are you eating?
Xiaoye felt that there was a generation gap between herself and this five or six-year-old girl, and she really couldn't understand her thoughts and ideas.

The little girl also saw Xiao Ye's confusion, stretched out her hand and pulled Xiao Ye to stand up, walked around to the other side of the tree, pointed and said, "Sister, look, there is my name on it."

The leaves on the tree had all fallen off, revealing some mottled scars, one of which looked like a crooked and ugly "moon".

"Ah, your name is Xiaoyue!" Xiaoye looked up for a long time before recognizing it, and couldn't help but suddenly laughed.

The little girl grinned, but shook her head again, and said with some distress: "My name is May, but I searched and searched, but I couldn't find a tree with the word 'five' on it."

That’s it——Xiaoye thought about it, and tentatively said, “How about we carve one ourselves? We just don’t have a knife, so we can try borrowing a kitchen knife from the kitchen…”

"What do children want knives for?"

With a clear voice, Zhu Youxiao turned across the corridor and came over, accompanied only by Li Chengcheng, and the rest of the palace people were far behind.

The two girls heard the voice but didn't see anyone. They waited around the big tree before they found Zhu Youxiao and Li Chengcheng approaching.

Before Xiao Ye recognized him, Wu Yue let out a joyous cry, ran a few steps, knelt down and kowtowed, and said crisply: "Long live the emperor, long live, long live."

Zhu Youxiao chuckled, he liked the little girl who was not afraid of him and even ran over to greet her, and almost stepped forward to hug her.

Li Chengcheng stepped forward to support May, and brushed off the dust and grass on the little girl's forehead with a smile.

"Long live the daughter of the people." Xiao Ye also hurriedly knelt down and saluted.

"Exemption." Zhu Youxiao raised his hand again and asked, "I don't hear clearly, you two girls are muttering, what do you want to do with a knife?"

"Long live back." Xiao Ye said first: "There is a scar on the tree that looks like the word '月', and a 'five' is added, which happens to be the name of May."

Wu Yue grinned and said, "Long live, my name is Wu Yue."

"May, well, the name is good." Zhu Youxiao nodded with a smile, looking at the two innocent and romantic girls, his mood improved a lot.

Wuyue laughed more happily, raised her small face, and asked crisply: "Long Live Lord, what do you eat every day?"

Ha, it's you, the "what do you eat" little girl, who asked the same question, and it was the queen Zhang Yan who asked at that time.

For the common people, how the emperor enjoyed his blessings and what he ate is indeed a very curious thing, and individuals have their own guesses.

For example, there is a joke about two old peasants from northern Shaanxi talking about the life of the emperor.

An old farmer said that the emperor must live in a big house. There is an oil pan in the front yard and an oil pan in the back yard.

Life limits the imagination. An old farmer who has never traveled far in his life can only imagine the luxury of life.

Zhu Youxiao stretched out his hand to touch May's head, and said with a smile: "I ate the flower rolls, rice porridge, and fragrant pickles in the morning. It's noon, I don't know yet!"

Long Live Lord eats the same as in May, um, not the same as today.

Wu Yue didn't know that the emperor was teasing her, so she believed it and said, "This is what we ate the day before yesterday, and this morning it's meat buns, so delicious!"

Li Chengcheng pursed his lips and smiled. He didn't expect the emperor to lie to children, and said, "May, Long Live brought you sweets and snacks, and the palace people behind will take them!"

May's eyes lit up, and she swallowed involuntarily.

"Get some for Wuyue first." After Zhu Youxiao ordered Li Chengcheng, he encouraged Wuyue: "You must study hard and don't be too playful!"

Um, um, Wuyue's little head nodded happily, and said, "I, I know almost a hundred characters!"

Li Chengcheng took Wuyue away, Zhu Youxiao looked at Xiaoye, scanned the book in her hand, and asked gently: "Can you all recognize Tang and Song poetry?"

Xiao Ye bowed and replied: "Long live back, except for a few rare characters, women can recognize all of them."

Oh, after pondering for a while, Zhu Youxiao guessed the general idea, and said, "Have you studied for a few years before you came to Shaoying Academy?"

Xiao Ye said: "When the daughter of the people was five years old, her first mother taught her to read..." As she spoke, Xiao Ye lowered her head, her voice lowered, "until last June, exactly four and a half years."

"Ten years old this year!" Zhu Youxiao nodded with emotion, knowing that every orphan has his own pain, so it is inconvenient to ask in detail.

Xiao Ye showed a smile, "Long live back, after the new year, the daughter of the people will be eleven!"

Zhu Youxiao praised the sunny smile, smiled and asked casually: "The Shaoying Academy was first built, and there should be unreasonable imperfections, but it will get better and better, as warm as a big family. "

Xiao Ye blinked her big eyes, and an impulse surged up in her heart. She bowed and said, "Long live, Minnv has some suggestions. I don't know if I should say it or not?"

Oh, Zhu Youxiao was a little startled, looked at Xiao Ye, smiled slightly for a long time, and said, "Let's listen."

Under the warm winter sun, the young emperor walked slowly in front, followed by younger girls.One is talking, the other is listening, calm and warm.

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When the "Daming Forum" continuously published articles criticizing the lawless eunuchs with more violent and serious words, many people were aware of the emperor's anger, but not many people really knew the extent of the seriousness.

During the Longqing period, there was an incident in which students expelled the county magistrate in Wuxi, which was much worse than what happened in Jiashan County; Li Youzi, the prefect of Changzhou, was attacked by students from five counties and almost died.

But as a result of the final handling, the officials only arrested those who took the lead in making trouble, and dismissed the names of the students, but did not place a heavy penalty.

It is precisely because of leniency and lenient punishment that the arrogance of the eunuchs and the students is extremely arrogant.The incident in Jiashan County was precisely the actions of Liu Lishun, the county magistrate, which touched their interests.

To be precise, it touched the interests of the township eunuchs in Jiashan County.The conflict between them and Liu Lishun did not form in a short period of time, nor did it suddenly become acute.

Checking hidden money and food, measuring the actual land, compiling and checking the yellow book and fish scale book, which work does not harm the interests of the township eunuchs, but Liu Lishun is very serious.

Therefore, the occurrence of things is not accidental, but inevitable.Even without the trigger of punishing Hao Nu, the conflict would break out sooner or later, it was just a matter of time.

"Fierce and violent, there is no distinction between subjects."

"The momentum of rampant development, the scorn of the discipline, the breaking of the name, the changes in the real universe."

"The customs are bad and vulgar, not only in places where there are private sects who want to levy violently, the people are miserable; but the gentry who live in the countryside also rely on the power to be strong, regard the small people as the weak, protect each other from top to bottom, and the people have nothing to complain about."

"Relying on the master's power, collecting rent and extorting gifts of consumption, lending money to force the children's farmland, but each of them deceives the master to create disasters, and commits many crimes."

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(End of this chapter)