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Chapter 18 The Palace Lady Who Can Climb Trees (Happy New Year)
The drag bed slid on the ice, Zhu Youxiao wrapped up in the sable fur, casually looking at the surrounding open landscape.

Qiongdao stands in the north, Nantai (Yingtai) confronts the south, and the long bridge lies on the waves, like a hanging rainbow...

Zhu Youxiao suddenly saw a light red figure moving slowly on a tree on the bank not far ahead.

The court lady Zhang Yuer entered the palace during the Wanli period. She was only six years old at the time, and now she is 17 years old, with a slim and delicate appearance.

However, there are so many court ladies, and the palace is so big, there are many court ladies and eunuchs who have never seen the emperor in their entire lives.

Zhang Yu'er also didn't have the desire to climb the dragon and become the phoenix, and was honestly a court lady, doing her own work.If you can eat enough and wear warm clothes, you can't help yourself even if you don't know what to do. Isn't that how the palace people come here?

Moreover, Zhang Yu'er has a straight temper and is not very good at flattery, so naturally he can't get any good jobs.He was sent to Xiyuan to do rough work like sweeping and cleaning. He was a cleaner.

Today the emperor suddenly came to Xiyuan, but it was a big event.

Even though the eunuchs and maids who were doing rough work couldn't come forward, they hurriedly changed into bright clothes according to the orders of the internal officials, so that the emperor could look pleasing even from a distance.

Over there, Zhu Youxiao was firing guns with bangs, while Zhang Yuer and other palace officials were waiting in the distance.

Huh? !When Zhang Yuer was bored, she suddenly found a kitten crawling on a nearby tree from nowhere.

Zhang Yuer looked left and right, but no one paid attention to her, so she walked a few steps, with a joyful smile, stretched out her hand and greeted, "Little cat!"

The cat looked at the girl who was approaching, without flinching, and stared at Zhang Yuer with two different pupils, as if examining it.

"Be good, let me hug you!" Zhang Yuer's heart melted, the 17-year-old girl said softly like a little girl, and stretched out her hands.

Xiaobai tilted his head, as if he was thinking, then "meow", without running or jumping, Zhang Yuer held him in his hands and hugged him into his arms.

"You are so obedient, you are so beautiful!" Zhang Yuer was full of surprises, hugged the cat, petted it gently, and instantly became a cat slave.

Xiaobai snuggled into the girl's arms, followed the girl's touch, shaking his furry head, with a look of enjoyment.

Zhang Yuer loved her more and more, and smiled more happily, "Your hair is white and soft, like snow! Hey, one of your eyes is blue and the other is yellow..."

While Xiaobai couldn't put it down, Zhang Yuer also guessed that the cat was so clean, it must not be a stray cat, it might have been raised by some noble person in the palace, so she couldn't help feeling disappointed and reluctant.

"I'm just a court lady, I might not be able to support you!" Zhang Yu'er picked up the cat, facing the two bright different pupils, and said with a sigh.

Xiaobai blinked his eyes and let out a meow.

Zhang Yuer hugged the cat again, stroked its head, and wanted to enjoy more time with the cat.

Suddenly, Xiaobai moved his body, jumped out of Zhang Yuer's arms, and climbed up a big tree with three jumps and two jumps.

"Cat——" Zhang Yuer was stunned for a moment, and hurried to chase after her.

Just when Zhang Yuer reached out to reach the cat, Xiao Bai took two steps back, turned around and climbed another branch.

"Good cat, come down quickly." Zhang Yu'er opened her hands and coaxed softly, "Hey, I have something delicious here."

Xiaobai stared at Zhang Yu'er, meowed, unmoved at all.

Zhang Yu'er coaxed a few more times, seeing that the cat was being disobedient, but she didn't continue to climb up, so she pulled up her skirts and climbed up the tree trunk using both hands and feet.

This section of tree trunk is on the shore and has fallen to one side, but it is not difficult to climb.

But as if teasing her on purpose, just when it was about to reach Xiaobai, the cat moved and climbed another section neatly.

"Oh, you're so naughty." Zhang Yu'er said coquettishly, she stretched out her hand to brush off the snowball that fell on her head, hesitated for a while, and climbed up again under the gaze of Xiao Bai's tilted head.

Zhang Yu'er climbed very hard this time, Xiao Bai did not escape on the branch, as if he was waiting for her to catch him.

"You maidservant, dare to be presumptuous in front of the emperor, and still not come down." A sharp scolding sounded from under the tree, which startled Zhang Yu'er who was reaching out to catch the cat.

Zhang Yu'er looked under the tree, several palace people had already rushed over, the eunuch in charge stared, and was reprimanding with his face up.

And the emperor was wearing a sable fur, and walked slowly, looking over with curiosity and confusion, but not angry.

Zhang Yu'er was so frightened that she didn't see that the emperor was not angry, and hurriedly climbed down without caring about the cat.

It was easy to go up but difficult to go down, Zhang Yuer was frightened again, slipped under his feet, let out an exclamation, and fell down.

Zhu Youxiao was very curious when he saw the maid climbing a tree, and when he came close, he heard a delicate scream, and a figure fell from it.

Almost subconsciously, Zhu Youxiao took two quick steps and reached out to pick it up.A strong force crashed into his arms, he staggered, and rolled into the snow with Zhang Yuer.

The branches swayed and the tree moved, and a tent of snow fell down, covering everyone's body and head under the tree.

Fortunately, Zhang Yuer did not climb very high, only more than three meters.Although there was a considerable impact, it only knocked Zhu Youxiao to the ground, and it was not serious.

"My lord, my lord..." Wang Tigan turned pale with shock, and ran to rescue the emperor.

Zhu Youxiao was helped up, brushed off the snow from his body, and turned to look at the tree-climbing court lady.

Zhang Yu'er knew that she had caused a catastrophe, so she knelt down in the snow and kowtowed repeatedly, "Your servant deserves to die, please forgive me. Your servant deserves to die..."

"You lowly maidservant, you really deserve to die for attacking the emperor." Seeing that the emperor was fine, Wang Tiqian scolded again sharply.

Zhu Youxiao raised his hand to stop Wang Tiqian, with a strange expression on his face, it felt good to hold her just now, this girl is quite predictable!
"Meow!" Xiaobai jumped down from the tree, jumped in front of Zhang Yuer, turned his head to look at the crowd, widened his eyes, and let out another "meow", as if he was defending Zhang Yuer.

"Xiaobai——" Zhu Youxiao didn't expect the cat to appear suddenly, but he didn't bring Xiaobai to Xiyuan.However, in an instant, he also wanted to understand the reason why the maid climbed the tree.

"So it's Lady Bai." Wang Tiqian immediately smiled coquettishly, squatting down to hug Xiaobai.

Zhu Youxiao rolled his eyes, Wang Tigan is really a dog slave, and the title given to Xiaobai is awesome!
But Xiaobai ignored it, rubbed Zhang Yuer's arm propped on the snow, tilted his head, looked at Zhang Yuer's face, and uttered an affectionate "meow".

Zhang Yu'er didn't dare to look up, and didn't dare to smile when she looked at the cute cat on the ground.

"Raise your head." Zhu Youxiao was moved and said.

Zhang Yu'er hesitated for a moment, then slowly raised his head, and finally saw the young emperor, and immediately lowered his eyes, not daring to look directly.

Well, it looks pretty good!

Zhu Youxiao made a decision, and said with a smile: "Xiaobai is willing to be close to you, so I will designate you as the excrement officer, and you will take care of Xiaobai from now on."

After speaking, Zhu Youxiao turned around and left.

(End of this chapter)