I'm a big dick

Chapter 1 Marrying a Wife Makes Mess
In the second year of Tianqi, just after dawn, the Emperor Tianqi, who was soundly sleeping, was awakened.A domineering roar of "Get out", frightened all the maids and eunuchs, their faces turned ashen, and they knelt down.

What the hell, can you let me sleep well?

Although it took him a few days to become Zhu Youxiao, Ye Xuan still couldn't get used to it.

He was lying in bed, thinking wildly, and hadn't fallen asleep in the middle of the night.He had just fallen asleep, and was woken up again, and his anger exploded when he got up.

Even though Zhu Youxiao's memory was integrated, Ye Xuan felt that he could only meet a lot of people and not show his feet.

After swearing, Zhu Youxiao didn't give an order, they were all dragged out and beaten to death, but with a sullen face and staring eyes, even a fool could see that Longyan was very displeased.

Early court, early Mao's court?It's not bright yet, eight in the morning and five in the evening, do you know?

Zhu Youxiao, who barely attended the early court once, has already seen through it, and the early court is useless.After he got angry and frightened a group of eunuchs and maids, he turned around and went back to sleep.

No one dared to call him now.Well, the emperor, what's the big deal if you don't go to the morning court occasionally?

Apocalypse's grandfather, Emperor Wanli, hasn't been in the early court for 28 years. Doesn't the country still operate as usual, doesn't it still win the three major levies?

During this big sleep, Zhu Youxiao didn't wake up until the sun basked in his buttocks.

While serving the emperor to wash and dress, the court ladies and eunuchs were still silent.

But Zhu Youxiao had enough sleep, his head was clear, and he was in good spirits, but he didn't get angry anymore, and even showed a smiling expression from time to time.

Beauties, although you don't have them when you open your eyes, but you can see them today, there are quite a few of them!
Selected from among five thousand beauties, how beautiful is it?Hey, I'm a little excited when I think about it!

Zhu Youxiao's mood gradually brightened up. At the beginning, he was the emperor, Sangong Sixth Courtyard, and six thousand fans; delicacies from mountains and seas, delicacies and delicacies; golden words, eloquence into constitution... The highest level of a traveler, the full level is achieved in one fell swoop!
Zhu Youxiao no longer took that mysterious voice that seduced and bargained for him before crossing over.

Although there are deceitful elements, but they didn't lie!Time travel to become the emperor, isn't that right?The election of queens and concubines is about to happen, that's right!

As for Zhu Youxiao's short-lived history, since Lao Tzu is possessed by time travel, how can he not change?
Sitting at the table, Zhu Youxiao looked at the breakfast and couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Roast goose, steamed chicken, boiled meat, steamed fish, crispy pig ears, lamb...what the hell is breakfast?

Forget it, eat it when it comes.In the future, I will order it by myself and make the breakfast lighter, which is good for the body.

Zhu Youxiao picked up the chopsticks and ate sweetly.Although this breakfast is unscientific and unhealthy, the meat is still delicious!
After breakfast, Zhu Youxiao rinsed his mouth and drank a cup of tea. Accompanied by court ladies and eunuchs, he went to the South Study Room to review the memorial.

The Qianqing Palace, which is nine rooms wide and five rooms deep, was both the emperor's bedroom and office in the Ming Dynasty.Zhu Youxiao is satisfied with this without having to go too far.

In fact, according to his understanding of history and practical observations, although the early dynasties used the early dynasties as a sign of whether the emperor was diligent, it actually had little effect.

Think about it, in such a short period of time in the early court, how can the country's major affairs be decided without investigation and research?

Therefore, it really doesn't matter if the emperor goes to court or not.The most important thing is to review the memorials, which is one of the characteristics of whether an emperor is conscientious.

Wanli did not go to court for more than 20 years, but there was no delay in reviewing memorials, and the country was able to maintain normal stability and development.

According to the official business process at that time, all large and small memorials across the country were collected by the Secretary of General Affairs, and the Supervisor of Rites reported it to the emperor for review, and then submitted it to the cabinet for drafting.

Drafting means that the cabinet drafts out handling opinions, and then the supervisor of ceremonies submits the opinions to the emperor for approval, and finally the six ministries proofread and implement them.

Therefore, if Zhu Youxiao wanted to be lazy and relaxed, he didn't have to review the memorials, but handed over all state affairs to the cabinet, and the inspector of ceremonies replaced him with the approval of reds.

But Zhu Youxiao still wants to hug left and right for a few more happy years, and also wants to wipe out the Donglu in the northeast!

Of course he knew that the courtiers in the court were the best at quarreling and complaining, but they had nothing to do with military and state affairs.

"My lord, I heard that Mrs. Ke, the holy lady, is not in a good mood recently." The eunuch Wang Tiqian followed Zhu Youxiao closely, and with a flattering smile, he said casually, "Maybe it's for the draft girl?" okay?"

When Zhu Youxiao heard this, he became even more unhappy.

Just after being possessed by time travel, how can anyone be displeased with such a beautiful thing that he looks forward to and makes him very excited about drafting a girl?

Feeling angry, Zhu Youxiao suddenly stopped in his tracks, and scolded loudly: "The draft will enrich the harem, what's wrong with her? Listen to what you mean, the king of my country has to coax a nanny." ?”

Wang Tiqian was tongue-tied immediately, he would never have dreamed of such a result.

You know, Keba Bakeshi is not just a nanny to Zhu Youxiao.The kindness she received was unprecedented.

As soon as Zhu Youxiao succeeded to the throne, he granted the Hakka family the holy wife, and issued an imperial edict to grant the Hakka family incense fields. The Hakka family's son Hou Guoxing and brother Ke Guangxian were also named Jinyi Qianhu.

Even Wei Zhongxian, because his work was better than that of Wei Chao, and he was favored by the Hakka family, he spoke well to Tianqi, and was promoted to the eunuch of Bingbi by Xu Zhihuangzu's mausoleum meritorious service.

Because of this, Wang Tiqian, who wanted to curry favor with Wei Zhongxian, wanted to flatter him.Waiting for Zhu Youxiao to listen to his own words and go to condolences to Hakka, isn't it his own credit?

In history, the Ke clan was really unhappy because of Tianqi accepting his concubine. As for Tianqi, he really ran to comfort him.

But now, a bolt from the blue!

Wang Tiqian was reprimanded by the emperor so that his head was covered, and he was glared at fiercely by the young emperor. He was so frightened that he fell to his knees, kowtowed like garlic, and said repeatedly: "Damn it, slave, damn it."

"Slap!" Zhu Youxiao snorted coldly.

Seeing Wang Ti slapping dryly, Zhu Youxiao felt a little bit of the joy of being an emperor.

You can scold whoever you want, you can beat whoever you want, and you don't have to do it yourself. The emperor should be like this.

Zhu Youxiao was refreshed for a while, then turned around and left.In front of him and behind him are the silent court ladies and eunuchs, and Wang Tiqian with red and swollen cheeks.

At this time, Wei Zhongxian had just been promoted to the eunuch of Bingbi, and the Ke family was also very much loved by Tianqi.

Wang Tiqian's palm print eunuch is usually above Wei Zhongxian, but when he saw Wang An's end, he wanted to curry favor with Wei Zhongxian and the Ke family.

But he never expected that he would be scolded by the young emperor.

(End of this chapter)