Lord, you have transformed again

Chapter 1

My father is a wealthy businessman, with 13 wives and concubines, who gave birth to a bunch of children.At the beginning, I was digging through the dictionaries of the dynasty in a serious way to choose a name, but later I had too many children and became lazy, so I simply used plums, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting to pass them off.When it was my turn, our quadruplets took the spring, summer, autumn and winter as a matter of course.

When the father still wanted to continue to bear children for the Guangzong Yaozu of the Shen family, he was unfortunately framed by an adulterer, and Wan Guan's family wealth was wiped out.All the relatives and friends took away their good-looking brothers and sisters, but I was not among them, and my mother ran away with others, and unfortunately became a beggar.

It happened that the martial arts had just experienced a catastrophe that year and was in urgent need of fresh blood.So each sect and sect recruited disciples widely, and the treatment they gave varied.

That day, I stood in front of the admissions advertisements posted all over the street and thought about it. I thought that the five poisons would not have to pay tuition fees for three meals a day, and ten copper coins a month would be the best treatment, so I was so dumb went.

When I grew up, I realized that the Five Poisons Sect was a crooked way of evil in the mouth of the decent, commonly known as the villain.

Every time I go out and get beaten up by decent people, I always look at the sky silently, why did I want to covet the beauty of those ten copper coins back then...

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that we will wear a black bat shirt as a signboard, or go out with a spider bun, and throw spider five-step snakes at every turn. These are purely fictional.Everyone has a love of beauty, and we are not perverts, who has nothing to do with these moths.

Even if our sect is rumored to be evil in the Jianghu, I bet that even if we mix in the crowd, we will definitely not be recognized.

Just like that, Patriarch Five Poisons felt that his school was too unremarkable. Look at Huashan's long sword, Quanzhen Sect's whisk, and Shaolin Temple's... bald head. They are all easy to recognize, and they have become living signs.Only us, without distinction.

So Patriarch Five Poisons made a major decision to tattoo a red dot on the forehead of every disciple, which is not only distinctive but also joyous, and it is easy to claim it if one day the martial arts melee dies unfortunately.This action frightened the disciples, because they knew that they were crooked, and doing this in a world full of righteousness was simply looking for death.

So under the contempt and pleading of the elders, the ancestor of the five poisons reluctantly agreed to print the red dot on his wrist.Even so, the disciples are still afraid of being cut off, and they are covered with long sleeves in all seasons.Therefore, if you see any sect wearing long sleeves in a very hot and scorching martial arts conference, it is either a nunnery or the Five Poison Sect.

Every cause will have an effect. It is also good for the people of the Five Poisons Sect to stay out of the sun all year round. For example, we are generally fair and clean.Covering all ugliness with one white, unintentionally, the Five Poisons Sect has become a school of beautiful men and beautiful women in the world, and there are many young girls who are attracted by their fame.

I was not a shy girl in the first place, but when I came to this beauty school, I was overwhelmed and lost my whereabouts.And look at the names of the brothers and sisters, such as Zhu Qingfeng, Song Ziqing, Hua Yunshang, He Meier, full of literary style, they can be seen as heroes with potential.

At first, the only thing that made me feel lucky was that when I was queuing up to enter, I was repeatedly cut in line, and I wanted to resist with force but was slapped away like scum... Squeeze, squeeze, and when it was my turn, I was already the last one, so I became a junior junior sister.

Generally, junior junior sisters are all loved by thousands of people, and if they practice wrongly, the master and wife will kindly say that it's okay to practice a few more times.But it’s not like that at all when I came in. Master, what’s the matter with you holding a whip and wanting to slap your calves?

I am Junior Junior Sister, Junior Junior Sister!God, is your little junior sister law invalid in my place?
Without the love of master and mistress, I still firmly believe that the title of junior junior sister will definitely bring good luck. For example, there is usually a handsome and martial arts senior brother who only loves me.

But when I saw Zhu Qingfeng, I finally knew what it means to have a girl's heart broken...

Brother, what's wrong with your raging fat!What are you doing if you cast a poison and poison yourself!
I wiped away my tears, let's practice hard, the others are floating clouds, especially senior brother Fatty, even though he is much heavier than floating clouds.

In a flash, six springs and autumns have passed.

Six years of summary, martial arts are half-baked, poisoning is half-baked, looks... half-baked.Commonly known as... the tail of the crane.

It's just me who is at the end of the crane, and I'm going out to deliver a letter, but I still send a challenge letter.

Master, are you sure you didn't want me to die...

The Tang Sect is famous for its weapons and poisons. The Five Poison Sect specializes in poisons. The two factions have been fighting for the title of the No. [-] Poison Sect in the Jianghu for a long time. The two factions must make a break.

I stood on the roof in a mess in the wind, looking at the magnificent scenery of the Five Poison Sect.Swallowing, he asked the chubby elder brother: "Senior brother, can I come back alive? Why don't you go with me?"

The elder brother thought about it pretending to be old-fashioned, patted my shoulder with his fleshy oily claws, and muttered: "Take care."

I calmly moved his hand away: "Brother."

"what?"

"Let's break up."

"..."

Master's handwriting is still ugly and distinctive, and there is still a coquettish and simple self-portrait drawn at the signature.

When I was shaking my head like a big wave washes the sand, the master snorted: "Xiaoyao, my handwriting is the leader Fan, I was in the same school with him back then, and he often imitated my handwriting to write homework for me to make money, baahaha .”

I held back my contemptuous look: "Master, can you explain why he became the leader of the alliance, and you are just the leader of the sect?" Isn't this the result of laziness, and you are so proud.

After thinking for a long time, the master seemed to finally find a reasonable explanation: "According to the calculation, I should be the spiritual leader. You know that spiritual leaders have never had good results."

Seeing the meaningful expression on Mistress's face, I knew that we had a rare sympathy again. It turns out that there is really only thicker skin, not the thickest.

Under the watchful eyes of all the brothers and sisters shaking handkerchiefs tearfully, I led the horse down the mountain to die in great grief, bah, I went to deliver the letter.

Not all horses named Gale are really as fast as Gale, such as this one.I rode swaying like a mule, and saw donkeys galloping by, even snails were about to catch up, and finally couldn't help but patted the horse's neck, "Gaofeng, do you still have the unyielding soul of a horse? "

Gale ignored me.

I felt very lonely. After six years of teaching, this was the first time I went so far away, and I might not be able to go back.

It was sunny and cloudless.I was humming a tune, enjoying myself at ease.After finally seeing the tea shed, I decided to drink some tea and eat some steamed buns.

Xiao Er's yelling reminded me vaguely of the past, my father liked to be lively, and would take groups of children to occupy restaurants every now and then.Although Dad can't remember my name, he loves every child very much.After such a long time now, I have also forgotten what my biological father looked like, let alone what my mother said.

While drinking tea, I saw two young men with exquisitely crafted clothes clasped their fists and said, "Girl, can I set up a table?"

Seeing that he was a good-looking and good-looking young man, and thinking of the wretched smile on the face of the second senior sister who told me before leaving that Qiu'er told me to turn up the mountain when she saw a suitable man, I squinted my eyes and nodded: "Yeah."

The two said while pouring tea: "I heard that a cult has caused chaos in the Central Plains recently."

I shook my hand suddenly, I'm not full of evil spirits yet.

"Why don't the leader of the Demon Cult stay in the Western Regions and go to the Central Plains?"

"Yue Mo has touched the hands of all the women in the Western Regions, and is going to come to the Central Plains for a change."

I was relieved to hear that it had nothing to do with me. When it comes to the leader of the Demon Cult, Shui Xingge, everyone in the martial arts world knows it.It is said that he is erudite, talented in martial arts, perverted and suave, and has captured the hearts of countless girls.

Rumor has it that Shui Xingge is a pervert, because the first words they say when they meet, from a sixty-year-old old woman to a seven-year-old little lolita, are - girl, can I see your right hand?

So the world is full of evil gossip, rumors that the devil is looking for the girl's right hand to replace his right hand... It's too lost.

When the tea came, I frowned, looked at the two of them again, and decided to pretend that the ostrich didn't know anything.

After drinking two pots of tea, the young man who was chatting happily collapsed on the table.

From the back room came Xiao Er's Lang Lang laughter: "Brother, the fish has taken the bait."

After a while, two people came out.I silently gnawed on the steamed buns, a knife was nailed to the table in a blink of an eye, and a tall and thick man said harshly: "Little girl, if you also drink tea and pass out from the drug, we will not take your life. You asked for it."

Hey, big brother, it's none of my business, I'm just making soy sauce.The dignified junior sister can't be stunned by the drug that you can buy a dozen at the foot of Wudu Mountain for three pennies. I'm not an acting school!I sincerely suggested: "Next time, you can buy better drugs, such as Sanbu Sanmasan, Zhou Gong's ecstasy, and the effect will be better."

"...Brother, have we been despised..."

I swallowed the last mouthful of steamed buns, counted five copper coins seriously and put them on the table, got up and took my bag and left.

The big man looked surprised: "You won't help them?"

"I don't know them."

The master said that if a person is floating in the rivers and lakes, he should be less likely to be stabbed.If you want to suffer less, you need to manage less.Big guys dare not stop me, and I don't want to teach them a lesson.

Riding on the blast, I continued on my way. According to the map, at my speed, I can reach it in half a month.If you change a horse, the time will be reduced by half.But I don't want to part with Gale, even though it is slow and slow and eats a lot.

Leading the horse into the town, it was getting late at night, and I thought about finding a place to live.

Master is an iron rooster. Every time we go down the mountain to do errands, he has to draw circles on the map for half a day, and then calculate the accommodation money along the way to a penny.If there is an increase in the price of the inn during the peak season, we will either bargain the price with shamelessness, or pay the price ourselves.That's why most of the senior brothers and sisters have another special skill - beauty tricks. Those who are proficient in doing it can not only eat and drink for free, but may even make a small fortune.

I just winked at the boss with a shy face, thinking that I should be able to reduce the price with my three-point beauty, but the next moment I saw the boss lady striding towards me holding a bench and shouting, "I want to kill you!" You're a flirtatious vixen!", I was so scared that I ran away.

As I ran for my life, I sighed, I died before I left the teacher...

The crescent moon hangs, and the ground is darkened.Yawning and walking in the field, looking forward to seeing ruined temples and ruined houses, it is better than sleeping on the streets.

The night is lonely, because it is summer, there are faint sounds of dormant insects all around, and suddenly I hear the sound of a sharp sword unsheathing, the hissing grows louder, when I look up, white light flashes, as if piercing the silent sky.

The strike is as sharp and swift as light, and it is silent, he is a master at all!

I didn’t know when there was an extra shadow on the ground, and I shrank my calf in shock. Could it be that I was so unlucky to encounter a martial arts dog blood encyclopedia—the night was dark and the wind was high, a certain unrivaled hero stabbed a certain hero, and then threw Unfortunately passing by the cannon fodder and poking the three vulgar plots together!
Just as I was thinking wildly, a slightly lazy voice sounded calmly:
"Girl, can I see your right hand?"

(End of this chapter)