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Chapter 28 Are You Saying I'm As Cute As The Teletubbies?

Back in his room, Zhou Yang also turned on the computer and logged into the game.

Although he has never taken a sister, he also knows some basic precautions for taking a sister.

such as.

The younger sister you bring must be obedient, otherwise even if Da Luo Jinxian comes, you may not be able to move her.

After pulling Chen Yuan into the team, the little girl's excited voice came from the other end of the voice.

"Brother, let's get started, I'm ready to kill!"

For some reason, Zhou Yang felt his heart jump inexplicably, and a bad thought suddenly emerged.

As the saying goes, having a younger sister is risky, and you need to be cautious when pretending to be aggressive!

I'm a wise man...won't it fall into the little girl's hands today, right?
However, although there was an ominous premonition in his heart, Zhou Yang still had confidence in himself.

The so-called sky does not give birth to the god of night, the way of guns is like a long night through the ages——Guns come! ! !
"Then you lie down obediently, and let my brother take care of the rest of the steps. Today I will definitely let you eat chicken until you vomit!"

Zhou Yang's original intention was to pretend to be aggressive, but it was not the same thing in the ears of fans in Chen Yuan's live broadcast room.

"Ye Shen, I suspect that you are engaging in pornography, but I don't have enough evidence!"

"Playing hooligans on my sister is pornography, what the hell is it called not letting the fat water flow to outsiders!"

"Ye Shen, tell the truth, what kind of chicken do you eat? Why do you still vomit!"

"Ahh! My master is dead, why are all the women in my photograph taken away by Ye Shen!"

"First there is the night god and then there is the sky, and the molesting sister is like a fairy!"

……

Chen Yuan's face was also red. In terms of the old driver, the little girl was still far behind Zhou Yang, an old fritter who could be said to have lived two lives.

So, after hearing Zhou Yang's words, the little girl whispered, "Brother, you are so bad..."

"What's wrong with me?"

Zhou Yang touched his nose, feeling a little baffled.

Didn't I just let the little girl lie down obediently, and leave the rest of the elimination of others to myself.

Why did you hear what the little girl meant, that you seemed to have done something very bad?
Pooh!
I, Zhou Yang, am a decent person, okay?
……

"Brother, where should we dance?"

After the plane took off, looking at the route, Chen Yuan also asked aloud.

no way.

The little girl was nicknamed the Jedi courier, she is good at delivering couriers, but she really can't do things like eliminating enemies.

When Zhou Yang heard about it, he also looked at the map.

This is a bottom-up route that divides Survival Island into two halves, and the first place to pass is the airport with relatively fertile resources.

"Or the airport."

"But brother, I can't hit people..."

Zhou Yang: "..."

"It's okay, just leave everything to me. Don't forget who I am, the first champion sniper in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds——Ye Shen!"

"Of course, my brother is the world champion!" Chen Yuan quickly praised.

"Don't lick like this, I can't stand it." Zhou Yang couldn't help coughing twice after hearing this.

The fans in Chen Yuan's live broadcast room also booed after hearing it.

……

"Ye Shen, what's the matter with you, you just say you can't stand it, but you don't say why you can't stand it!"

"Xiao Yuan is known as the three idiots of the Douyu Jedi, and ordinary people may not be able to move her!"

"Ye Shen, please promise me that you must be gentle at night, Xiao Yuan is still a child!"

……

When the plane reached the sky above the airport, in an instant, many people jumped off.

but.

What surprised Zhou Yang was that his little girl's skydiving skills could crush him.

I just don't know why, but the proficiency makes people feel distressed.

Looking at Chen Yuan who was the first to float to the top of Building C No. [-], Zhou Yang also reminded, "There is an AKM on it, grab it as soon as you land, and be careful, there is another person behind you!"

"Brother, don't worry, I'm invincible before I hit the ground!" Chen Yuan patted his chest and assured him very confidently.

only……

Five seconds later.

"Brother!!! Run, the gun was picked up!"

"Didn't you land earlier than him!" Zhou Yang was a little puzzled.

"Yes, I picked up the bullet, but he picked up the gun!"

"Why don't you pick up the gun?"

"My hand speed is so slow, and... anyway, he has no bullets, so he definitely can't kill me! Besides, I can't kill anyone if you give me a gun... I might as well snatch his bullets away !"

Listening to the little girl's logical analysis, Zhou Yang didn't remind him how depressed he was.

"You are really big and brainless! Even if you pick up a gun and miss it, if you land without a gun, it can still act as a deterrent!"

"Brother...are you praising me?"

"What did I praise you for?" Chen Feng was taken aback.

"What kind of brainless is that~"

Zhou Yang: "..."

I'm so...

Why is there such a stupid and cute little sister! ! !

"Brother, come and save me, he beat me with his fist!"

"coming!"

With a depressed reply, Zhou Yang also landed on the roof of Building C No. [-].

Looking at the person who was fighting with Chen Yuan in front of him, Zhou Yang also killed him with a Tianma Meteor Fist.

"boom!"

The character jumped and punched hard with a heavy punch.

Zhou Yang and Chen Yuan hammered a person together with their fists. Logically speaking, they should be able to win without losing.

but……

Zhou Yang, who just ran over and punched the enemy, was punched by Chen Yuan in the next second.

"You should be more careful and hit again!"

"Brother, I made a mistake!" Chen Yuan also realized that he had hammered the wrong person, so he laughed embarrassedly.

result.

Originally, the two of them could have eliminated this man with their fists without any effort, but because of Chen Yuan, they almost let him run away.

Seeing that he had lost two-thirds of his blood, Zhou Yang wanted to cry but didn't know what to say.

Two-thirds of these, one-third of them were hammered by my sister!

"Brother, am I good?"

After Chen Yuan made up for this person with his fist, he also asked for credit from his good brother.

"What a woolen yarn, just like a Teletubbies!"

"Brother, do you mean that I'm as cute as the Teletubbies?"

"You misunderstood, brother means that you are as stupid as them!"

Chen Yuan: ()
……

"Hurry up and give me the bullets, and then you find a place to hide them!" After Zhou Yang licked the gun from the box, he also reminded Chen Yuan not to make trouble.

"Brother, don't you need my help?" Chen Yuan said, also throwing the bullet on the ground.

"Thank goodness you don't make trouble!"

After Zhou Yang finished speaking, he took a deep breath. He felt that taking a little girl to eat chicken was more difficult than playing a game by himself!

"Okay..." Chen Yuan wrinkled his nose, and ran to the downstairs room to hide very obediently.

(End of this chapter)