The Legend of the Great Wilderness

Chapter 354 Love to plant trees "dogs hate"

"Who am I? Yat?"

Gui Xiyi sat on the top of the tallest palace in [Biyun Palace], looking at the sunset like a bright red salted egg yolk, rippling and slowly sinking to the horizon, with a dazed expression on his face.

That's him, who dares to climb to the roof of the county palace to bask in the sun?

There is the "female face" 妫訞姬, the elder sister of the family, who is covering for him. A simple and silly image is beneficial to cover up most of his strange behaviors, and his strange talents like evildoers are also classified as "Children". As for why this is so, it can only be "Heaven is jealous of talents".

But GUI Xiyi himself understands that since his "transformation", his intelligence has been somewhat incomplete. He just vaguely remembers that he is not a human being, but he doesn't know what he is.

The only thing that left a deep impression on him seemed to be a beautiful big city, a weird valley, and a few vague figures, and a terrible old blind man who caught him here, and the woman who claimed to be her clan sister used a A strange restraint tied him down.

As time passed slowly, his intelligence was gradually recovering, and his mind seemed to gradually become clearer, and he could remember more things, but this did not let him figure out who he really was, because there was nothing in his mind. Those weird memories gave him headaches.

Gui Yuyi didn't have much resentment towards that woman's restraint, after all, she was in charge of her meal... well, it's more important to take care of her meal.

As her wisdom grew, Gui Ziyi also knew how to seek good luck and avoid bad luck. She maintained a superficially stupid image, but in private she was secretly thinking about how to break free from the restraint and control of that woman. When the monkey raised...

wait!

Gui Xiyi stared at the half-melted salted egg yolk on the horizon, wondering who is Guanyin?Why keep monkeys?
Unconsciously rubbing his chin, Gui Xiyi pondered for a while, and heard the woman say, what kind of "vicious beast" was he? Could it be that his original form was a monkey?
Gui Xiyi nodded thoughtfully, there is really a possibility, why can't he turn into a human because of Mao?But I don't like to eat fruit, but I like to eat meat. Are monkeys carnivores?
My mind is in chaos, my memory loss is too serious, it seems that I will have to wait for a while to get better, as for now, anyway, there is a meal ticket for "Clan Sister", and Yu Yiyi doesn't mind being a pet for a while.

"Bada!" She said, guessing that it was time for dinner, Yu Yiyi decided to go to the dining room to reserve the place first, and think about it later. The chicks that came out of the nest picked them up and stuffed them back into the nest, jumped off the palace that was more than ten feet high, and walked towards the [Imperial General's Office] swaggeringly.

Some of the guards on duty saw Gui Yuyi passing by, and their bodies froze involuntarily, standing still like a statue made of wood and plastic clay. After he passed by, they breathed a sigh of relief, wriggling their lips, wondering if they were cursing secretly , although they don't belong to the same [Imperial General's Office], but this monstrous evildoer has a vicious name outside, and it's really hard to provoke him.

Up and down this [Biyun Mountain], there are hundreds of [Imperial General Offices], a total of more than 1 people. Not to mention the one where the murderer is, it is the other nine [Imperial General Offices]. There have been conflicts with this murderous person in the past few days... Nima, when have you seen a general who can walk around the palace of the county king?
This product will do it!

At the beginning, the guards on duty frequently treated him as an assassin, and fought a few times because of a disagreement, causing many troubles, and almost demolished [Biyun Palace] several times. In the end, although they were subdued by the generals of the [Shaolao] realm of each [Imperial General Office], they were taken away by the black nightmare secret guards who were often rushed to them.

With such a strong backstage of Black Nightmare Secret Guards, the generals of the [Imperial General Office] are naturally outraged and dare not speak out, but the problem is that this guy will not change after repeated admonition, and his skin is thick, so he is not afraid of being beaten no matter what, wishing to kill his teeth The generals couldn't bear it and sued him jointly, and impeached the [Imperial General's Office] Ya General where Gui Ziyi worked for ineffective management.

However, with the unexplainable protection of the black nightmare secret guards, the pleading of the female minister in front of the king, and the fact that this guy was originally promised by the king himself to serve as an imperial general, facing the complaints from the palace guards, Mishi Zhuansun also Just hehe a few times, and taught a lesson: "The boy is naughty!"

As for the damage to the palace buildings caused by this incident, the lady minister directly recruited a Tiangong construction team from [Yanhuang Kingdom] with her favor as an envoy to [Yanhuang Kingdom], and not only quickly repaired the damaged palace buildings It was renovated, and for the sake of Concubine Ji, [Biyun Palace] was renovated for free!
How much face is this?I almost missed Da Wang Le's promise: "Take it down casually!".

One must know that the [Biyun Palace] located on the Biyun Pingding Mountain has been the seat of the county king's palace of the King Rong's lineage for several dynasties. Not to mention the huge area, there are many palace buildings, almost covering the entire Biyun Mountain. area.

Even with the riches of the county king, Zhuan Sun Mishi, it is impossible to invest a lot of money and manpower to renovate the county palace every year. After all, the county king's family has no surplus food!

Over the years, there are countless palaces in the county palace that have been in disrepair, and old and dilapidated houses can be found everywhere, that is, the one on the facade is still passable.

This [Yanhuang Kingdom] promised to renovate the Biyun Palace for free for the sake of the female minister. According to the repair fees in previous years, I am afraid that [Zhongrong City] will not be able to pay taxes for a year. How rich and powerful must this be?

Of course, people [Yanhuang Kingdom] are willing to spend blood to renovate Biyun Palace, and it is not really because of the face of the woman. The relationship between [Yanhuang Country] is exactly the honeymoon period, and it can be regarded as [Yanhuang Country]'s favor to Master Zhuan Sun Mishi for allowing "Tiangong Group" to operate in [Zhongrong City] .

And Concubine Concubine's face is obviously very important, so the ruler of [Yanhuang Kingdom] didn't know what was going on, but let his second concubine take charge of the country and take charge of state affairs on his behalf. Huangguo] was talking with the second concubine.

Perhaps it was a mistake, the envoy was a daughter, and the ruler of the country was the heroine. After a happy conversation, they even became friends, and invisibly covered the appearance of this grassroots girl. halo.

These multiple interests and identities have caused Master Zhuan Sunmi to pay more and more attention to the concubine concubine, and cannot be regarded as an ordinary inner court [woman handling the case] female official, and concubine concubine has become more and more convinced of this. The name of a "female minister" who has no right to work.

Under such circumstances, it is obviously impossible for the king to punish this scumbag who is said to be hard-working when he has a small brain. Considering his "childishness", the king simply granted him a tour of the imperial palace The privilege of being able to go in and out of the Biyun Palace at will, anyway, the real secrets of the Biyun Palace are guarded by the Black Nightmare Secret Guards, so I don't worry about this kid getting into trouble.

(Ma Note: There is no concept of "eunuch" or "eunuch" in Dahuang. Most of the palace servants used in the emperor's palace are normal men. Only the concubine's residence uses female servants such as female officials and maids. On the other hand, there is no "men and dogs not allowed" taboo. Above!)

This rascal is a "dog hates it". Fortunately, over time, everyone has gradually figured out this rascal's temperament. As long as you don't deliberately provoke him and touch him along his hair, he is still very simple and honest. Those maids and female officials, with a small cake, can coax him to be obedient and you can tell... Or, this guy is only gentle with women at all.

Because his elder sister has become an idol that the female officials admire endlessly, the female officials in Biyun Palace are very close to this guy, because they can see that his mind is roughly similar to that of a boy of a few years old, so they often eat some cakes tease him.

Occasionally, he would not be angry if he taught him to go up a tree to catch a cat, go into the water to touch a fish, etc. He was not angry.

You know, Yu Yiyi still bears the title of the royal general of the palace. Although he is not on duty or on patrol, he doesn't do anything, but the king keeps his promises, and no one will fire him for not doing his job properly. The post of imperial general.

The female officials and ladies in the court, these inner court ladies, have never been looked down upon by the imperial generals from aristocratic families. They are all so arrogant that they feel superior to others. Just kidding, it can be regarded as a small sigh of relief.

Gui Xiyi's powerful female family sister didn't care about it, and even entrusted the young girl to the female officials and maids to take care of her. The rich dudes feel ashamed, but dare not speak out.

Don't think that this guy is stupid and easy to be fooled. He is very sensitive about who is good and who is evil. If anyone wants to tease him as a fool, the best end will be to be dug a hole by him in the grove next to the imperial pond in the palace. It was buried head-down, and he had to pour water after burying it. For this reason, many people hated that Gong'e who taught him how to grow flowers.

Last time, there was a strategist from the outer court. I don't know if it was because he was upset by the various new laws promulgated by the female minister recently, or someone ordered him to deliberately humiliate him. Crawling like a dog, he was stunned by his nonchalant words, dragged along the road to the imperial pool in Biyun Palace in full view of everyone, and dug a hole to bury him.

The strategist almost freaked out, he couldn't escape, and no one dared to go up when he called for help. Although there were familiar imperial generals who went up to rescue him, it was just two more pits for this rascal.

Attacking officials of the outer court is a big deal. Sima, Situ and other big bosses from the Fifth Division who made trouble came here in person, but it’s useless to persuade him. He won’t listen to you. No. [-] imperial generals were thrown away in Yuchili, if the powerful tooth came, he would make a gesture to step on the crotch of the strategist who was buried upside down, scaring the crowd so much that they dared not step forward.

Although the strategist is only a low-ranking official, but he can be on duty in Biyun Palace, so he is also a direct descendant of everyone in the [gentry clan]. He didn't dare to kill one just to subdue this guy forcibly.

Fortunately, a female officer who was usually close to him tremblingly went up and told him that the strategist would suffocate to death if he buried his head upside down. The thin bamboo next to the imperial pond dug a hole and inserted it into the mouth of the strategist, and then buried it again. The people around who watched him commit the crime were in a cold sweat on the spot!Who said he was stupid?

This guy stayed by the side for a day and a night in a daze, and then he left because he was hungry, and when everyone hurriedly dug out the strategist, his face was suffocated into a purple sauce. This is not suffocating.

This incident told everyone that it is not against the law for a fool to beat someone, and you have nothing to do to provoke a fool, especially a fool with strong force and a strong background. Every time you ask the king to come to rescue, right?Isn't that embarrassing enough?
Therefore, when this kind of thing happens again, even the bosses of the Fifth Division and the generals of the [Imperial General Office] don't bother to take care of it, they deserve it!Why are you recruiting him?
Gui Xiyi wandered back to the [Imperial General's Office], Le Yang Dashi leaned on the door like a complaining woman looking forward to her husband's return home, and looked at it with fear for a long time, but no one came to "complain" after her, so she was relieved Tone, quickly led him to eat.

He personally served all kinds of food to Gui Yuyi, who was chewing on the case, and Leyang Dashi, who almost treated him as a father, said carefully and gently: "Shaoyi, where did you play today? Didn't mess with you?" What's the matter?"

GUI Xiyi ignored him, buried his head in his food, and surrounded by a hundred hungry yellow-faced and emaciated imperial generals, staring at him from a distance, seeing this guy ignoring him, Le Yang Dashi immediately burst into tears. , is it easy for him to do this tooth?

Ever since this guy was put under his name, it was like inviting a father back. He hasn't lived a day of peace, and he can't wait to shout to the sky: You were sent by the Taiyi God to punish me, right?
After finally waiting for him to eat and drink enough, Le Yang Dashi hurriedly took out a small wooden box from his bosom, and took out a [Dark Nightmare Pill] that shone with black light. Tidan, non-Secret Guard members are not easy to spread, it is not known how many grades are higher than the [Qianliang Pills] that these imperial generals take.

Originally, the Black Nightmare Secret Guard gave him a one-year supply according to the regulations, which is twelve, but this rascal probably knew that this thing is a good thing, and on the day it was delivered, after eating, he was in a daze. My son ate all the jelly beans in one meal, almost scaring everyone up and down to death!
Can this thing be eaten as jelly beans?
This thing is a body-building pill that is only qualified to be taken by the big men above the [Tai Lao] level. I don’t know how much it took to refine it. The general has only heard of it, and those with poor aptitude would probably explode and die on the spot after taking one. This product is only in the realm of [彘品], but he swallowed twelve pills in one gulp!

This is the rhythm of death! ?
At that time, the king and the female minister were alarmed, and even the deputy commander of the Black Nightmare Secret Guard rushed over. As a result, a group of people stared at him for a long time. There was nothing wrong with this guy, and he even had a supper in the middle of the night. Ye... Well, after that, no one will worry about this evildoer's life or death. If you give him a piece of black iron, he will probably be able to digest it.

But this guy seems to have eaten his mouth, and he refused to eat the [Qianliang Wan] distributed by the generals. When it was time to eat, he pushed the Leyang Dashi to eat "sugar beans", and he threw the Leyang Dashi away I cried several times.

But because the [Black Nightmare Pill] is too precious, even the Black Nightmare Secret Guards dare not let him ruin it at will. In order to prevent him from doing another stupid thing, [-] pills are distributed every month. [Black Nightmare Pill], give it to Leyang Dashi, the tooth general, for safekeeping, take one pill after meals every day.

Grabbed [Black Nightmare Pill] and threw it into his mouth, "Crack it! Crack it!" After chewing it up and swallowing it, Gui Ziyi looked at the Leyang Dashi eagerly, wanting to eat it!

Immediately, the strangled sheep was sweating, let alone this [Black Nightmare Pill], it is the common [Baigu Pill] among the people, it is also as hard as an iron stone, can it be chewed and eaten?
Feeling that he was about to become the strangler of this scumbag full-time "mother", he bravely shook his head with tears in his eyes: "No, just one a day! You chew and eat me and you only get one!"

Taking a very serious look at Le Yang Dashi with a haggard face, probably because he thought he was serious, Gui Yiyi patted his buttocks to find a place to sleep and digest.

Le Yang Dashi saw that he was about to leave, so he quickly stopped him: "Leave, Shao Yixiu! We have something to discuss!"

GUI Xiyi turned his head, and Le Yang Dashi hurriedly accompanied him with a careful flattering smile: "Tomorrow is the martial arts performance of our [Zhongrong City] Four Guards, Eighth Army, and Twelfth Army. General, I want to arrange for you to go. How about you?" ?”

The imperial generals in the circle next to him held their breath in fear, but Gui Xiyi kept silent, just staring at Leyang Dashi, and explained in cold sweat: "If you perform well in this martial arts performance, it will be a good chance to be selected as the Four Guards... ..."

Gui Xiyi still didn't say a word, Leyang Dashi was about to cry, and said tremblingly, "Well, it's okay if you don't want to go..."

Before he finished speaking, GUI Xiyi thought for a while, "I don't know the way."

Le Yang Dashi was stunned, overjoyed: "Would you like to go? Well, okay, if you don't know the way! Not only you go alone, each [Imperial General Office] must choose five people to go, I will send... I will send..."

He glanced at the circle of generals who were watching, and everyone took a step back, pretending that I was busy looking up at the moon, and immediately highlighted a few generals who hadn't reacted, including The second son of the Boye family, Boyeyuan.

The faces of the generals who reacted a little too late changed drastically, but it was too late to back off, Le Yang Dashi shouted decisively: "Just send them to escort you there!"

"general!"

Several imperial generals wailed in shock, but Ke Leyang Dashi waved his hand domineeringly: "That's it! Set off immediately tomorrow morning and head to Dingjunshan Martial Arts Field!"

After speaking, he turned around and left without giving everyone a chance to react, and the two lines of tears streamed down: "Father! Please go and harm others!"

(End of this chapter)