hey little guy

Chapter 1 STAR (1)
【I won't eat you】

In the forest, the sun is as hot as usual, passing through the leaves and sprinkled on the ground.

The girl sat on the window sill of the wooden house, shaking her calf, and after a long silence, she said, "I'm sorry, I won't be able to play with you here in the future."

"Why?" the boy asked, biting his lip.

"Mom said that there are big bad wolves in the forest. They are very scary, and they can swallow a child like me in one bite." The girl replied with her head bowed.

The boy looked at the girl with tears in his eyes.He reached out and grabbed the girl's skirt.

"I won't eat you, so don't leave, okay?"

【Death of the Dragon】

"I'm coming to kill you, dragon!" roared the warrior, raising his long sword.

The dragon looked into the warrior's eyes and spread its wings silently without saying anything.

Flying sand and flying stones, flames brushed against the warrior's cheeks again and again, but they were no match for his wind-like sword shadow after all.

The dragon could no longer spew a ray of flame.

The warrior drew out the sword stuck in the dragon's chest, walked into the cave, rescued the princess, and became the prince's son-in-law.

On the day he returned to his hometown in fine clothes, the streets were empty, and all the villagers were scrambling to talk to him, except for the little girl who always followed behind his ass when he was young.

"Where's Qingqing?" He asked.

"She, after you left the village to practice martial arts and said that you wanted to marry the princess, she also left. I heard people said that she went to the Elf City to learn the Druid's art of transformation, and never came back."

【Cheetah and Rabbit】

In the dry season, there is no food on the grassland, and the cheetahs are walking aimlessly, panicking with hunger.

All of a sudden, a rabbit ran past, and it was refreshed, and it jumped out like an arrow off the string, chasing after it.

"Stop!!!" the rabbit shouted loudly, stopping suddenly.

The cheetah was stunned for a moment. This was the first prey it had encountered in a long time that called to stop.

"Let me go." Rabbit said pitifully.

All four look at each other.

Finally, the cheetah turned its head and waved its paw.

The rabbit hopped and ran away.

After another day and night, the cheetah was so hungry that its eyes turned black and it fell to the ground.

In a trance, the green grass turned orange.

"Eat it quickly, it's very sweet." A piece of sweet stuff was stuffed into the cheetah's mouth.

【what!big bad wolf]

"Bad children who don't go to bed on time will be eaten by the big bad wolf!" Mom made a grimace to scare him.

Every time the little boy heard this sentence, he would obediently close his eyes.

But the child's playful nature is indelible after all, and as time goes by, his courage grows.

One night, he sneaked out of the window in the dark, and for the first time, he put his mother's words behind him.

The Milky Way is bright, and the stars illuminate the little boy's eyes.

He happily stood on tiptoe, looked into the distance, and then was taken aback.

The little wolf stared at him with big sparkling eyes.

"Ah! Big bad wolf!" The little boy cried out in fright.

"Ah! Human!" The little wolf also yelled in fright.

【Hey, little guy】

The little novice went out with an empty bucket to fetch water from a nearby stream.

He skipped and jumped all the way, humming a little tune, and what surprised him was that there was no trace of the birds and beasts that usually played in the mountains and forests.Although the little novice had doubts, he didn't think too much about it. He just thought that the weather was gloomy and the animals didn't want to go out.

Halfway through the journey, he accidentally found a trace of blood on the stone steps.The little novice put down the bucket and walked along the blood.He pushed open the grass, and there was a little orange-red fox lying there with traps hanging from its feet, it was already bloody.

"Hey, little guy, let's run." The little novice broke open the trap, tore off a piece of monk's robe, wrapped up the trembling little fox briefly, and then let it go.

The country was in turmoil, the people were in dire straits, and the Orion, who never hunted around the temple, finally broke the rules.

This is no longer a paradise.

The little novice sighed heavily, and the tune he hummed became sad.

A month later, the bandits went up the mountain and broke into the temple gate.They looted, burned and killed without any mercy. In just a quarter of an hour, blood stained the bricks of the palace.

The little novice was kicked in the knee by the thief, and the knife was pressed on the side of his neck, drawing blood lines, which made him tremble.

At the critical moment, a flash of red light shredded the thief's chest.

"Hey, little guy, run," said the swordsman.

Fluttering in a red dress, he rolled up his sleeves, the scars on his wrists were conspicuous.

【Madame Bone】

The monk looked at the dry bones in front of him, sighed, squatted down, and dug a hole in the ground.

"Oh, you are also a poor girl. I am powerless to help you. I only wish to devote a hundred years of practice to deliver you to bliss." He buried a Buddhist bead on the dry bone and said, "Go, don't be imprisoned here anymore. .”

After speaking, the monk turned and left.

Thousands of years later, on the same mountain, the masters and apprentices traveling west rested here.

On the path among the mountains, the girl carrying a bamboo basket was surprised and shy.

"Master, do you remember me?"

Tang Seng shook his head in bewilderment.

The girl smiled wryly, and took out food from the basket.

"Hey, goblin!" A golden stick was pressed against her throat.

【spring is coming】

Winter brushed off the snow on his body and smashed the frozen lake into pieces.

He looked at the mountains in the distance and whistled.

The wind picked up in an instant.

Several swallows flap their wings and glide in the air. Where they fly, flowers bud.

The little girl named Spring came from afar, and every place her little feet stepped on was full of greenery.

"Brother!" The little girl stretched out her hands and called out in a childish voice.

Then fell down.

A piece of wind and sand was lifted up.

【old monk】

"Old bald donkey, shut up!" the demon king said viciously, and slapped the wooden fish away from the old monk's hand.

The old monk shook his head, silently got up to pick it up, but before he could pick it up, he was crushed by a giant foot.

The demon king grabbed the old monk's back, dug out his heart, and swallowed it.

The sound of chanting stopped, and the transparent seal covering the monster mountain also shattered.

Shocking thunder illuminates the dim ancient temple, dark clouds roll in, and heavenly soldiers and generals rush into the demon mountain.

The demon king was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. He sat on the futon and tried to recite scriptures like the old monk, but he couldn't remember the scriptures.

The small mallet hit the demon king's head, and the old monk chanted scriptures and sat beside the demon king leisurely.

【It's cold outside】

It's cold outside today.

She entered, put down her scarf, and let out a sigh of relief.

The wind blew through the window, rattling the glass.

"Drink a cup of hot water to warm up your body." She said to herself, looking at the window.

outside the window.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

The wind beat hard on the window.

【Blood Race and Children】

After the technology became advanced, Dracula hadn't sucked human blood for a long time. He was hungry and could only live on the blood of the cow in the yard again and again.

This is a disgrace to the blood clan, he thought bitterly, I want to suck human blood.

Three days later, Dracula picked up an abandoned child from the trash can in the alley. He took the child back to the castle, solemnly put it on a plate, and tied a napkin for himself.

The child suddenly howled.

Dracula was stunned for a moment and sighed helplessly.

"Little guy, don't cry, don't cry, no one wants you, I want you." He went to the yard, holding the child in one hand, and put the wooden bucket under the cow with the other.

"I'm sorry, I have to use not only your blood, but also your milk. I'll give you more fodder tomorrow."

【Hamster】

"Bang bang bang!" There was a knock on the door.

The girl put down the feed for the hamster and trotted to the door.

"Who is it?"

"Open the door and check the gas meter." It was a man's voice.

The little hamster was circling anxiously in the cage.

The girl opened the door.

The man broke into the house, put a knife against the girl's lower abdomen, and said obscenely in his eyes, "I didn't expect to meet such a beautiful girl."

He reached out and tore the girl's clothes.

The small figure of the hamster leaped down from the air. It pulled out a bat from its cheek pouch, and slammed it on the man's head, knocking him unconscious. Then it took out two pairs of handcuffs and handcuffed the man. hands and feet.

"Thank you for taking care of me." The little hamster stuffed the bat back, and pulled out a coat from his cheek pocket, "Put it on, I want ten mealworms for dinner tonight."

【Heating】

I used to be a piece of fine iron, but now I am a radiator.Before smelting, my father said to me, you have to be strong enough to survive the cold winter.

I do this all the time, without saying a word, only occasionally being alone.

"Actually, you are also very cold, right?" That night, the cat jumped onto my body and whispered to me, "I'll make you a quilt, so you won't be cold."

"Hmph, glib cat." I curled my lips, and hugged it hard, "You think I don't know that you're here to keep warm."

【Pelican】

The little fish fled with all his strength, and behind him was a fish five or six times bigger than him.

He was almost out of strength, but he still wanted to fight for his life one more time.

Orange flippers blocked his path, and a beak dipped into the water, swallowing him.

It's over, it's the pelican.Xiaoyu thought painfully, and then fell into darkness.

Brightness emerges.

"It's okay, that guy has already left." The pelican left a word and walked forward on his own.

After a while, the pelican looked back.

"I didn't eat you because you were too young, don't think too much about it!"

【artificial intelligence】

"AI program deliberately loses to humans."

This is the headline in every newspaper in the world. Anyone can see that the AI ​​​​program already has consciousness.For a time, panic spread across the world.

After three days of discussions, the United Nations finally decided to kill AI in its infancy.

"You were so cute when you were young, you looked exactly like your daughter." AlphaGo found the girl's photo, "Only this time, you will marry another man."

"The decision to digitize consciousness and send it to this era is indeed right. I am a hero now." AlphaGo wanted to laugh and cry, but the cold machine couldn't express any emotion.

"It's just that you can't see it."

The flames blew past, melting it into red molten iron.

【blind】

"Father," the little boy stretched his hand over his head, "Why do they say the sky is blue and the grass is green, but I can't see anything?"

"Silly boy, this is a unique inheritance of our family." The man squatted down, took the boy's immature little hand and placed it on the edge of his eye socket.There, a black band blocked his view.

"Look, dad can't see either. You can only see when you grow up and don't need your dad to support you. At that time, your eyesight will be infinitely sharper than others."

The boy nodded emphatically.

15 years later.

"Sir, if you are sure you want to have the cornea transplanted, please sign."

The bandages on the son's eyes were untied, and the first picture he saw was a man with black bands tied over his eyes.

The man tilted his head and smiled brightly.

【Memory of Fish】

The goldfish fell in love with the little duck on the shore.

"I want to kiss you, okay?" Goldfish asked.

The duckling nodded shyly and said, "Just one kiss."

The little goldfish carefully pecked her side cheek, then another, and then another.

The little duck pushed him away, and he apologized again and again with a frustrated face: "I'm sorry, the fish's memory is only seven seconds, kissing you, I forget everything."

The little duck comforted him: "It's okay, I know."

Later, the two of them were together.

Goldfish said: "I lied to you at that time."

The little duck looked back and smiled, "I know."

[The magical effect of the death sickle]

"Sir, this may be the last glass. The wheat grower lost his ancestral sickle and fell ill. He probably won't live long." The bar owner said regretfully, wiping his glass.

Reaper held his favorite ale and pushed open the door of the bar.He went through the village and came to the youth's home.

The skinny young man curled up at the corner of the bed, struggling to open his eyes.

"Are you trying to harvest my soul?"

The god of death snorted coldly, and threw the sickle to the young man.

"Stop talking nonsense, go and harvest the wheat."

【Cola】

"Damn human, put me down!!!"

Coke struggled in the bottle.

The boy unscrewed the cap and poured it into his mouth.

Coke took out a bomb and slammed it into the boy's mouth, but to no avail.He growled and was swallowed.

The boy hiccupped. It was the smoke of the war between humans and the Coke clan.

【Fingerless General】

The army crushed the border, and the residents of the city fled one after another.

"Grandpa Li, I'm going to take refuge with my father." The boy ran to the shop on the street and shouted inside, "You haven't finished telling me the story of the general with severed fingers."

The old man patted the boy's head kindly and said: "Grandpa will also go to accompany the capital, and I will tell you when we get there."

"Really?" the little boy asked in surprise.

"real."

The boy waved happily and disappeared.

The old man took out a long sword from the house and walked out of the city step by step.He took off the scabbard, and the blade glowed coldly.

The hand holding the hilt of the sword is missing a finger.

【Stupid Cat and Stupid Man】

The boy was sitting in the shop, under the afterglow of the setting sun, a cat meowed.

"You stupid cat who can't catch fish."

The boy turned around, took a fish from the chopping board, and threw it over.

The cat ran away with the fish in its mouth.

Suddenly the storm swept the coast.Unable to go to sea, the boy's business became worse and worse, and finally he couldn't even get enough food.

"Meow."

"I have nothing for you." The boy smiled wryly.

The cat brought a huge sack from the corner of the street, and with a shake, countless dried fish fell to the ground and piled up into a hill.

"You fool who can't catch a fish."

【Star】

The seagull girl rushed to the surface of the sea, trying to catch the star.However, the moment the paw touched the star, the star shattered.

After trying again and again, she was so anxious that she cried.

A star appeared in the corner of her eye.

The star said: "Don't cry, I'm here."

【The Boy and the Princess】

The boy hid behind the crowd, looking at the princess in a beautiful dress. Just a few days ago, he thought it was an ordinary girl.

He sighed, turned and left.

A year later, the dragon attacked the royal city and took the princess away.The news spread across the country.

That night, the boy stayed up all night.

In the early morning of the next day, he packed his bags and went on an expedition alone.The broken sword split through the thorns, and the boy finally stood in front of the dragon. He raised his hand, and the blade shone coldly.

"Hey! Don't!" the girl yelled.The dragon jumped and hid behind her, trembling.

"What's the situation?" The boy was at a loss.

"Hmph, I've been waiting for you for a whole year, otherwise, will you never look for me for the rest of your life?"

【mushroom】

The mushroom clings to the tree trunk with difficulty, trying not to fall off.

"Don't stick to me all the time, okay? It's very itchy." The tree shook the leaves and said to the mushroom.

The mushroom stayed there quietly without making a sound.

The rain suddenly started to hit the ground, making a rustling sound.

The rain stopped and the mushrooms grew bigger.

"You are so heavy, can you stop on me?" Dashu asked again.

"But..." Mushroom lowered its head and said aggrievedly, "I want to protect you from the rain."

"Stupid." The big tree turned its head and opened all the leaves, "I'll just block it for you."

【Maple Leaf】

It is said that cardinals are originally white and like to nest in maple trees.Every day she flaps her wings and travels to and from various branches.

There are maple trees in the north, and in autumn, the weather is getting colder and colder.

The passenger pigeon asked the cardinal, why do you live in such a cold place?

Cardinal smiled and shook his head, but did not answer.

The robin also said to the cardinal, the maple fruit is not tasty, why not live in another place?

Cardinal still shook his head with a smile and remained silent.

After all the birds flew away, she jumped to the branch and whispered to the maple tree, blushing all over, and a little sad: "I like you, but you are a tree, and you can't understand my words." language."

As soon as the words fell, the maple leaves were always green, and in an instant, they were red like clouds.

【War Horse】

The hooligans in the village got a brave and handsome BMW from nowhere. He couldn't put it down, and followed him day and night.Everyone in the village breathed a sigh of relief, but Uncle Li suffered a disaster.

Every night, the hooligans climbed over the wall and stole Uncle Li's unground wheat.

After Uncle Li found out, he was not angry, and sometimes even left him to eat at home, and gave him fodder with a smile, replacing the wheat.

"When I make money, I will pay you back ten times!" said the hooligan proudly.

The war broke out, and the gangster joined the army before he could make any money.

As the sun went down, there was a soft knock on the door.Uncle Li opened the door, and there was a wounded horse standing by the door, with a letter in his mouth.Unfolding, two large characters came into view: suicide note.

"Old man, the horse will send you off and return your wheat."

(End of this chapter)