Chapter 177
Last night, I asked some bastards to eat less, but they just didn't listen, and they starved to death ghosts who had never eaten in their entire lives.

Now it's all right, the medium-rare steaks are stuffed in their stomachs, and now the retribution is coming, and the soldiers collectively have diarrhea.

But Yan Zhi couldn't stop the soldiers.

It's embarrassing to go to the thatched nest on the side of the road to defecate, but it's better than letting them poop in their pants.

Stomach running is not something that you can stop if you want to, let alone that if you don't let it come, it can be obedient and pause for a while before it comes back.

My stomach hurts and I want to have diarrhea, but the gods can't control it.

From the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain, along the way, Chinese soldiers kept rushing into the grass nest, and then ran back in a panic with their pants on their hands. After a few minutes, they rushed out again in a hurry, all of them with sallow faces and frowning faces.

Of the [-] officers and soldiers of the Brotherly Company, at least [-]% of the soldiers must have diarrhea, so the remaining [-]% of the soldiers can only continue to march forward at a leisurely pace, so as to ensure that the diarrhea can catch up after the diarrhea.

The most terrible thing was that each soldier didn't have any paper on them. They squatted in the grass nest one by one, and the movements of reaching out to find something made Yan Zhi dare not look directly at them.

This is so embarrassing.

Yan Zhi could hear all kinds of laughter from the teams from various countries coming down from the mountain.

Then, the laughing gradually turned into cursing again, because the roadside stinks too much.

The lazy soldiers kept complaining that the location of the march today was not good.Although they couldn't understand what the soldiers from other countries said, the fools also knew what they were talking about.

——The homonym of Kelaxi Mountain, isn't it the diarrhea... mountain?

The soldiers almost lost half of their lives after going back and forth several times. Last night, they ate a big meal and slept soundly. They felt [-]% to [-]% recovered. Their legs are softer than noodles.

When the soldiers of Brothers Company ran to the top of the mountain sparsely, and then came down panting and returned to the McCall training base and then returned, Company E, which started first, had already returned from the top of the mountain and was about to return to the finish line.They will be the first team to return from the mission.

When the soldiers of Brother Company passed by the viewing platform at the foot of the mountain for the second time, the members of the military observation team found that the mental outlook of the soldiers of the Independent Company had changed a lot, and they became like when they just got off the plane yesterday. An eggplant like a frost-beaten eggplant was weak and sick, trotting with its arms swinging, its legs dangling.

The soldiers who were still full of energy when they came over for the first time, wasted their energy before the second time was halfway through?
Seeing the soldiers of the Independent Company pass by listlessly, all the Chinese visitors were very dissatisfied, and they couldn't help secretly discussing whether the combat effectiveness of the Independent Company in the Jinping Theater was artificially exaggerated?If it is true, it will be a national disaster this time.

Such a soldier, with such fighting ability, came to the United Nations, it is undoubtedly a shame to come.

Although they haven't run the full distance yet, compared with more than half the time, they are already far behind the soldiers of other countries. Such achievements, not to mention compared with the elites of other countries, are comparable to ordinary soldiers in China. than, there is no advantage.

Ambassador Hu Shi was even more ashen-faced, sitting on a chair for half a day without speaking.The independent company that was entrusted with important tasks let him down, let down the U.S. military, and let down U.S. President Mr. Roosevelt.

Passing in front of the viewing stand, Yan Zhi saw the dismayed old man sitting on the C seat of the Chinese staff with an unconcealable disappointment on his face. He knew that his brothers were with Ambassador Hu Shi, Major General Yuan Ning, and all the Chinese staff. Personnel disappointed.

Sure enough, when the independent company reached the finish line last, their results were appalling. They ranked No.1 from the bottom of all UN member states, which was much worse than No.2 from the bottom.

But Yan Zhi couldn't explain the reason. He couldn't report that the poor results were due to the collective diarrhea of ​​the soldiers.Saying this is tantamount to throwing away the burden and blaming the American reception staff for their unclean food.Even if you say it, the cooking soldiers will ask back, why is it that your company soldiers have a bad stomach?The same food, why are soldiers from more than 40 countries okay?
My own soldiers eat delicious food, gluttony, leading to indigestion, collective diarrhea must not be revealed, this is even more embarrassing than No. 1 in the bottom of a [-]-kilometer long-distance race.

Before coming to the United States, Yan Zhi had already considered the problem of lice on the Chinese soldiers. Although hot water was used to kill the lice on the clothes, and the soldiers caught each other’s head lice, the lice they had raised since childhood were still the same as theirs. Follow like a shadow.

For a period of time before departure in China, the soldiers of the independent company in the war zone were given good food and drink. The fear was that they would look down on them when they went abroad to eat poorly.

The news that the independent company ranked No. 1 in the bottom of the Allied countries quickly spread throughout the McCall training base.

Hu Shi, who was planning to go to the camp of the independent company to offer condolences, left in a car angrily, went straight back to the embassy, ​​and complained to the Chongqing side, why they sent such a group of soldiers with disordered military discipline and no combat effectiveness.

Major General Yuan Ning also left with the ambassador. Only a few staff members of the embassy came to the camp of the Independent Company, spoke a few words in official language, and left in a hurry.

In this way, the independent company was directly put aside.

After the soldiers returned to the barracks, they took the antidiarrheal medicine brought by the Chinese, but their spirits were too low. In the following various basic trainings, their results were terrible.

After a whole day of training, Company E ranked first in all grades, far ahead of military elites from other countries.

The results of the Chinese Independent Company were at the bottom.

When Lieutenant General Dylan Poehler summed up the results of today's teams and said "disband" and left, the entire school military field was full of voices laughing at the Chinese Independent Company.

Yan Zhi told all the soldiers to keep quiet.No matter what the soldiers from other countries said, they pretended not to hear them.Although there are many external factors, but in any case, the performance of the independent company is already shameful.At this time, if there is a verbal or even physical conflict with soldiers from other countries, it will be said that the loser has lost his spine, and the loser will become angry from embarrassment.

In the face of facts, any eloquence is of no avail.

The best thing to do now is to be silent.

All the soldiers of the independent company returned to the camp silently, and they no longer greeted the American cooks as they did last night when they ate.

Just after dinner, Yan Zhi was invited by the United Nations Military Observer Mission to assign a new task.

After accepting the new mission, when he came back, passing the barracks of Company E, Yan Zhi found something that made him laugh - an American soldier was sweating profusely digging a hole.

(End of this chapter)

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