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Chapter 21 Love Comedy (4)
"Did you dream about the ceremony of the Duke of Zhou?" Someone teased, "There is a real-life performance on the paid channel, and it's not bad to watch, it's direct and saves the trouble of dreaming. If you dream about the end of the world, it's not worth it."

"Everyone is mortal, haha. The chances of dreaming about the ceremony of the Duke of Zhou and the end of the world are equal." Someone said.

"Hey, I thought I thought about it every day and dreamed at night. If you looked at Ai Iijima on the computer in bed before going to bed, the chances of dreaming about the end of the world might be much smaller," another person said.

"Why can't it be that Ai Iijima dreamed, turned into a ghost in a blink of an eye, screamed in fright, fell from the cliff, fell directly into the abyss, and became a part of the lava?" one person said.

"It is also possible that Ms. Iijima turned into an angel to save the fallen Cong Rang Jun. When Cong Rang Jun was happy and had one Buddha ascend to heaven and two Buddhas Nirvana, he flew higher and higher, and flew to a place close to heaven, his wings were roasted by the sun. , and then fell into the abyss miserably." Another person made fun of Cong Rang, the host of tonight.

This Cong Rangjun smiled with a good temper, and secretly asked his friends, "Who is Ai Iijima they are talking about?"

Friends are, of course, friends of wine and meat—they serve no purpose other than to make a fool of yourself.

The friend yelled, stopped the noisy people in the room, and wished he could take a microphone and shout: "Everyone, Cong Rang-kun asked me just now, who is Ai Iijima."

The men in the room were amazed, their heads were neatly moved from left to right, their mouths were opened wide, and they made the appearance of vomiting three liters of blood, and then they fell on the sofa and cushions, their corpses in one piece.

A wine-drinking friend still didn't let go of Cong Rangjun, got up, pretended to vomit twice, and sang: "Recently, I'm more annoying, more annoying, more annoying..."

As soon as he sang, the dead came back to life, and they sang in unison under his rhythmic command: "It's been annoying recently. I dreamed that I had dinner with Ai Iijima. The restaurant lights in the dream were too bright. It's dark, I can't find the little blue pill. Oh oh, the little blue pill."

After listening to this song, Mr. Cong Rang, who was talking about everyone, was still confused about who Ai Iijima was. Finally, a kind person said that she was an actress from our friendly neighbor.Only then did Jun Rang suddenly realize.

The fox friends and dog friends started coaxing more and more, "Mr. Cong Rang, you are still a damned, useless, useless virgin in the legend, right?"

Cong Rangjun was molested by all his friends, his face turned red, and he said loudly: "You are the ones who deserve to die! You are the ones who are damned! You are the ones who are useless! You are the ones who are useless!"

Everyone laughed, and replied in unison: "Yes, we are useless, and you are the only one." Only then did Mr. Cong Rang realize that he had said something wrong, and he pointed at them, his teeth itching with hatred.

The good-for-nothing crowd laughed up and down, and then pressed him, "Is it right?"

Cong Rangjun blushed and said, "Of course not!"

Seeing his anxious and pale face, everyone was a little dubious. At this time, a good man came out to smooth things over and asked him, "I know you are definitely not."

Cong Rangjun hurriedly nodded and said, "It's still you who have great insight."

The good man said solemnly: "What I want to know is who broke your virginity."

When everyone heard this, they laughed wildly, and since Rang Jun grabbed a cushion and threw it at him, the cushions and cushions in the room flew all over the field.

The good man waved his hand to silence everyone, and said, "Let me tell you slowly, let us listen carefully."

Cong Rangjun breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "You don't even know me after I've said it. In short, it's either a high-grade class flower or a young girl in a low grade. It won't be a naked actress or a porn star from a premium channel."

The good man who rescued him in front nodded and said yes, and said: "It's either the left hand of your lord, or the right hand of your relative."

After he finished asking this sentence, the roof was about to be overturned.Jun Rang rolled his eyes in anger.

The good man said again, "Today is Rang Jun's 21st birthday. After tonight, he will be a real adult. Why don't we do something nice for him and let him complete the great event in his life on the night of the millennium?"

As soon as these words came out, the floor was also stamped through.

On the New Year's Eve of the millennium, we should really do something out of the ordinary, don't mess around, I'm sorry for the beauty of this once-in-a-thousand-year time.

Le Congrang was carried on the shoulders of these bad friends and sent to a room in the hotel. Inside was a red-haired woman wearing a black leather vest and black leather shorts, with exaggerated dark circles around her eyes, holding a Only a soft whip, chewing gum in his mouth.Le Congrang shivered when he saw his legs. Just as he was about to run, the door behind him was locked.He stammered and said in English: "Miss, I was teased by them. I didn't mean that. Can you put down the props in your hand?"

The red-haired woman rolled her eyes and chewed gum and said, "Honey, don't be afraid, I'm here to make you comfortable, and I won't hurt you."

Le Congrang still felt terrified. He glanced at the window of the hotel room and said to the red-haired woman, "I'll give you double the money, and you let me go. You can just sleep here for one night. It's cold outside, and the room is cold." I have already paid the fee. You can rest until noon tomorrow."

The red-haired woman froze for a moment, Le Congrang opened the window swiftly, and looked down. This was only the second floor. With his basketball skills, he would have no problem jumping down.He took out all the cash in his wallet, put it on the corner of the bed, and said, "Happy Millennium, and good luck." The red-haired woman smiled, put down her soft whip, walked up to him, and kissed him on the cheek Say, "Happy Millennium. Good luck to you too."

Out of politeness, Le Congrang kissed her back, thinking about the gift box in his coat pocket, which was won in the lottery during the school's orientation meeting in the afternoon, he took it out and handed it to the red-haired woman, "New Year's gift."

The red-haired woman was overjoyed, she didn't expect a New Year's gift.She tore open the colored paper in two or three strokes, opened it, and inside was a gypsy-style necklace.She compared it under her neck and asked, "Does it look good?"

"It's perfect for you." Le Congrang said.This woman has a naive temperament, it seems that she is not very old.He waved his hand. "Goodbye, gypsy girl. Happy New Year."

He jumped out of the window, stepped on the icy eaves, jumped onto a pile of snow in the corner, rolled, and landed on the street unharmed.He looked up and saw a head of red hair protruding from the window on the second floor.He waved his hand upwards, made an "OK" gesture, and said, "Bye."

The redhead put her hands to her mouth, blew him a kiss, and closed the window.

Le Congrang managed to escape from the clutches of the prostitute, and when he turned around, he almost bumped into a group of drunks—even if it was freezing cold on the night of the millennium, it would still make people stay out at night.

Le Congrang thinks about it, he should go back to school, if he continues wandering on the street, he will freeze to death.

On the streets of London this night, the taxi business is terribly good.Le Congrang only grabbed one in the middle of the night and asked the driver to take him back to school.Fortunately, when he was walking just now, he took some cash from the ATM machine, otherwise he would not even be able to pay the bus fare.

In the early morning, the sky was dim, and the iron gate of the school dormitory was still closed. He looked at the tip of the iron fence piercing into the sky, and felt that with his current skills, it was really difficult to climb over the railing without being injured.Therefore, he gave up the idea of ​​going back to the dormitory, and wondered where is it still open at this time and has heating?He walked towards the school chapel.

The door of the church was ajar, and there was candlelight inside.He squeezed in through the crack of the door without pushing the door and without making a sound.He went to the prayer altar and knelt down, crossed himself on his chest, and silently said "Amen" twice, which was regarded as a prayer.He doesn't believe in religion, and he came here just for convenience.He lay down on a seat next to a pillar, intending to take a nap and return to the dormitory after dawn.

He walked in the middle of the night and felt really tired when he lay down. After closing his eyes and falling asleep, he heard someone talking.He thought it was already dawn, and the priest came. When he opened his eyes and looked at the altar, he realized that it was not the priest, but a pair of young people exchanging vows there.He couldn't help smiling.On the first day of the new year, two young people who love each other come to privately book a lifetime, how romantic and heart-warming.He didn't want to disturb the young couple, so he held his voice, sat up slowly, and secretly acted as a guest under the cover of the pillar.

The sound focusing and echo effect of the church allowed him to overhear the conversation of the young couple.After listening to a few sentences, he realized that the lovers were not speaking English, but the local accent he was familiar with.How could there be such a coincidence?The person who came happened to be his fellow countryman?As far as he knew, the only student in this school who came from Jinjiang like him was his cousin Le Congqian.

The Le family was the first group of people in Jinjiang to engage in clothing manufacturing. Sportswear, sports shoes, casual men's clothing, rackets and ball bags were mostly exported.The second generation of the Le family studied international business and economics in order to inherit the family business.Le Congqian and Le Congrang came to study in London one by one, not by chance, but by necessity.It's just that Le Cong Qian came two years earlier than Le Cong Rang, which made him look like an adult, and he didn't want to hang out with new people anymore.The two are in the same school but in different departments, and they don't have much contact with each other, and Le Congrang doesn't know much about this cousin's private life.At this time, by coincidence, he came to the school chapel one after the other, allowing him to witness his cousin's wedding in secret.

Le Congrang turned his gaze from his cousin to the bride, and when he saw it, he secretly said "ah".

It turns out that the bride is Yu Jin, the eldest daughter of the Yu family.They are the daughter of Yu Xiushan, who is recognized as the strongest in the small circle of entrepreneurs in Jinjiang.

Yujin was two years younger than him. When he came to London, she was still in high school in her hometown, and she didn't have frequent contacts with her. It was only after seeing her here that he knew that she had also come to London.Not only came, but also became acquainted with his cousin, not only acquainted, but also in love.

He looked at Yujin by candlelight.Apparently she really treated this private wedding as her real wedding.On a cold day, she wore a white dress with a gauze skirt that only reached her calves, revealing her slender ankles.A small cloak was worn on the upper body.She had long, curly black hair that was coiled around her head and tied with a small silver tiara.She has delicate skin like wax that is lit next to her, and candles flicker in her black eyes.Her smiling face is enough to melt the ice and snow.The silver crown reflected the candlelight, forming a halo on top of her head, reflecting her snow-white face and white clothes, as beautiful and pure as an angel.

Le Cong Rangcai fled from the slut with red hair, black eyes, leather clothes and leather legs. When he saw the fairy-like girl from his hometown, he suddenly felt that there were harps and Vatican bells singing sacred music in the heavenly court.He watched them exchange rings, kiss each other, and walk away hand in hand.His heart was full of joy and melancholy.After a long time, he held his twitching heart, pressing it to prevent it from hurting.Only then did he know that Yujin had occupied his heart as early as the moment he looked up.

After the New Year, he learned from the Academic Affairs Office that his cousin, Le Congqian, went to Bath Spa for vacation after the New Year. The bank card records showed that he stayed in Bristol for one night, and then they found him in Avonmouth. His body - he drowned in the sea.

After being shocked and sad, he immediately thought about what happened to Yujin?

He inquired about Yu Jin in the fellow countrymen's association, and wanted to know which university she was studying in.They said she was sick in the hospital.He rushed to the hospital and saw Chen Anchi beside her hospital bed.

In just two weeks, Yu Jin's face seemed to shrink a circle, and the brilliance on Le Congrang's face, the bright stars in her eyes, and the beautiful smile that touched Le Congrang disappeared from her body.Her eyes were large and hollow, with a sad expression.

"The Chinese girl has a broken rib," said the doctor.

He appeared at the wrong time, and she could see nothing but sadness in her eyes.

It wasn't until many years later that they each returned to their hometowns and talked about marriage with the help of their fathers. He thought that this time he could stand by her side, hold her hand, and put his ring on her hand.She flew to Italy twice for her wedding dress, but didn't want him to accompany her. At that time, he already had a premonition that something was wrong.Sure enough, she soon received a notice that the wedding was cancelled.

However, he was not surprised by this at all.

No outsiders knew about the small wedding on the night of the millennium.If she doesn't say it, he won't either.She thought no one knew, and just buried her grief in her heart.And he, at her second wedding, told the secret to her chosen groom.

Le Er dropped that sentence and left, squeezing between Yu Xiang and her sisters to sing.He sang a song in Hokkien that has been popular among the people for a long time, "Love to fight will win".He sang and the girls sang for him.He waved his hands lightly and directed them to harmonize, as if they had been rehearsed in advance.After the song was sung, it won a lot of applause.He thanked those girls and left Yu Xiang behind, and the two collaborated on a song "Lover in Hometown".

The relatives, friends and guests present all knew that he and the bride had been engaged before, but seeing his generosity, they all praised him as a good man who can afford and let go.

Li Sichuan hated Le Er so much, not for anything else, but for himself.Obviously he underestimated Le Er too much, it turns out that this person is a smiling tiger.On the surface, she pretends to be harmless and speaks in a high-sounding way. It's all a bluff to say that she has known the Yu sisters since childhood, and that she gets along better with Yu Xiang.The actual situation is Li Sichuan's first impression of him - he is an admirer.

Watching him singing among the girls, Li Sichuan analyzed Le Er's psychology when he told him this shocking secret.When he was done, he nodded and said to himself: "Li Sichuan, if you take this matter to heart or on your face, you are not a man. They deliberately made your wedding night unhappy. If you fall for him He is a fool with an IQ equal to zero. Even if Xiao Yu fell in love with someone at the age of 19, isn't that a normal thing? What's so strange? Le Er is a sinister villain who deliberately disrupts the situation His move completely exposed his villainous heart. You, Li Sichuan, are the belly of a gentleman. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, and he will look good in the future."

Li Sichuan couldn't understand a single word of the hokkien song, so he grabbed An Zu and asked, "What are they singing?"

An Zu sat down on the empty seat beside him, and said with a smile: "It's just about the content of 'I love you but there are difficulties, we have to separate, but you have to believe that I will always love you', almost all love songs are like this. "

Li Sichuan laughed, and said out of words: "Why do I think Mr. Yu's wife is very familiar now, but I can't remember who she looks like. Like Yuxiang? Like, but there is always some inexplicable feeling in it .”

An Zu smiled when he heard it, and after Le Er and Yu Xiang finished singing, he took advantage of the enthusiasm of everyone clapping to cover his voice, and said, "Like Xiao Yu's mother."

Li Sichuan froze for a moment, glanced at Mrs. Yu who was already standing with her husband, then at Xiaoyu, then turned to look at Xiaoyu's grandmother who was sitting opposite the big round table. Distraction is like Xiaoyu and her grandma.

He whispered into Anzu's ear, "What's the situation? The current Mrs. Yu is not Xiaoyu's aunt, is she?"

An Zu gave him a sideways glance, and said: "I thought brother Li had a good eye, and I saw the problem, so I wanted to make a discount."

Li Sichuan scolded with a smile: "Speak if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say."

An Zu said: "Look at Mrs. Yu's nose. It has a long bridge, a high root, and a narrow tip. This is a standard padded nose. Xiaoyu's nose is also straight, but the root is much lower. This is the original one. You Comparing with Yuxiang's nose, you can see where the difference is."

"Brother Chen, let's get to the point." Li Sichuan urged, "Even if Mrs. Yu pricked her nose, she didn't explain why she looks like Xiaoyu."

"Brother Li, you really don't understand women's minds." Anzu lamented, "If a woman can do something to her own nose, she can also be cruel to her cheeks, upper and lower eyelids, smiling muscles, and the line of her mouth. Women Plastic surgery is all about getting closer to the beauty image in her heart. If a person has been using another person as an imaginary enemy for more than 20 years, why can't he take this opportunity to surpass her?"

After hearing this, Li Sichuan looked back at An Zu carefully, and praised: "Brother Chen is amazing, he has understood human nature."

(End of this chapter)