If you dare to steal your husband, you are doomed!

Chapter 344 Changing Sexual Orientation (3)
"Chu Changge." Murong Yunshu whispered in his ear.

"Huh?" He remained motionless, his eyes still closed.

Murong Yunshu's eyebrows moved slightly, could it be talking in sleep?After pondering for a few seconds, she asked tentatively, "Are you awake?"

"Yeah." His eyes were closed tightly, motionless.

Murong Yunshu stared at his face strangely, "Why don't you open your eyes when you wake up?"

"Save effort."

Save effort?Murong Yunshu frowned a little, and said, "You can't even use the strength to open your eyes?"

"Do not."

why no?no?

Really cherish words like gold.

Murong Yunshu continued to ask patiently: "Why do you need to save effort?"

"hungry."

"..." Three black lines floated across his forehead, and Murong Yunshu said coolly, "Get up and find something to eat when you're hungry, don't lie on the bed and pretend to be dead."

"I've looked for it, but I haven't. Sleep and save energy."

Still stubborn!Murong Yunshu said with a dark face: "If you forget how to speak human language, just say it, I can teach you."

"Hey..." Chu Changge sighed, opened his eyes and said, "It's not that I can't speak human language, but I'm saving energy. After I woke up, I turned the house upside down, and there was no food. The only one You threw away the pot of tea yesterday, otherwise it could be used to satisfy your hunger."

Murong Yunshu raised his eyebrows, is this person addicted to drinking aphrodisiacs?Or is it that the dissatisfaction with desire is suffocating the brain?
"Don't raise your eyebrows, it will consume your energy."

"Why don't you just stop breathing?"

"Uh."

"I won't disturb you until you die. Goodbye." After finishing speaking, Murong Yunshu got up and got out of bed.

Seeing this, Chu Changge jumped up suddenly, grabbed her arm and asked nervously, "Where are you going?"

Murong Yunshu turned around and said, "Outside."

Chu Changge became even more nervous when he heard the words, and asked, "Could it be that you want to leave me and escape alone?"

"You think highly of me." If she could escape, she would have escaped to rescue soldiers, why would she sit here with him and wait to die.Oh, no, it was just waiting to die without eating.It's better to have something to eat.At least something to do, not too boring.

"Then what are you doing outside? You don't want to die with them, do you?" Chu Changge was frightened by his own thoughts.

perish together?He thought she was a bomb.One can kill hundreds of them.

Murong Yunshu looked at him speechlessly, and said flatly, "Bask in the sun."

It's a shame.Chu Changge let go of his hand, laughed dryly, and said, "Today's sun is very good, suitable for drying clothes."

"..." There seems to be no clothes here, what's the matter?Murong Yunshu pursed her lips, and said, "Stop laughing, be careful and die if you smile. After all, laughing is also a physical job."

"..." He only said to save his energy, but he didn't say that he would die if he exhausted his energy!

Murong Yunshu went out, and Chu Changge felt that it was meaningless to stay in the room alone, so he followed.

"Stop quickly, walking is too exhausting."

"..."

"Sit down where you are, no, lie down where you are. This will save your energy."

The corners of Chu Changge's mouth twitched slightly, and he asked weakly, "How long are you going to make fun of me about this?"

Murong Yunshu frowned and thought for a while, then replied very seriously: "It depends on when you die."

Chu Changge's face was full of black lines, and he laughed at himself: "I will definitely strive to live a long life, and entertain you well."

"It's not necessary to live a long life, just don't die before me." Murong Yun Shudan said very calmly.

Chu Changge was moved by it, and a warm current flowed from the bottom of his heart. He seemed to joke unintentionally: "I must live a few minutes longer than you, so that you can make fun of me until you die."

"No."

Uh.Was disgusted.Chu Changge's face was hurt, "Why?"

"Collect my body, a few minutes is not enough."

"..."

"And I also want a grand funeral."

A large flock of crows flew by. "Then do you want cremation or burial?" Chu Changge asked.

"cremation."

A black line appeared on the forehead.Chu Changge murmured with a dark face: "You really thought about it."

Murong Yunshu raised his green eyebrows, noncommittal.

"You didn't even write your suicide note, did you?"

"Plan for a rainy day."

"..." Is it appropriate to use "precautions for a rainy day" here?Chu Changge supported his forehead, "Are you afraid that one day you will die on the street before you have time to explain your funeral?"

"No."

"Then why did you write a suicide note?"

"boring."

"what?"

"One day I was bored, so I wrote it." Anyway, I have to write sooner or later.

"..." This is really boring.I have heard of those who are bored to recite poems and Fu, but I have never heard of those who are bored to write suicide notes.She is indeed a wonderful flower of the Daye Dynasty!Chu Changge was in a mess in the wind, and suddenly heard footsteps, his face turned cold, and he said, "Someone is here."

"several?"

"Three."

It seems that Palace Master Lihen has moved reinforcements.Murong Yunshu's brows were heavy, and he asked Chu Changge, "If they break through the formation, how sure are you of winning?"

Chu Changge said without hesitation, "Zero success."

Murong Yunshu was speechless, "Where did your ego go?"

"Yesterday I was injured too badly, and the poison was too deep. Now I have lost all my internal strength. I am no different from you except that I am stronger than you." Chu Changge said helplessly.

"Can you change a person's sexual orientation even if you lose your inner strength?" Murong Yunshu looked strange.

"..." Can she lean further?Chu Changge looked up to the sky and sighed, "I mean the ability to resist the enemy." If the enemy is not present, he must prove his sexual orientation with actions.

After listening to Chu Changge's explanation, Murong Yunshu bowed his head and pondered for a while, then said with a look of death on his face, "Since this is the case, that's the only way to go."

"Fight it hard?" Chu Changge frowned disapprovingly.

(End of this chapter)