farmer legend

Chapter 1 The Fallen Graduate (Revised)
In northern China, an inconspicuous city - Decheng!
"Hey, Mouse, why call me at this time?"

"Yuanzi, come back quickly..."

A rush of voice came from the mobile phone next to the young man's ear. He didn't know the mobile phone, but he was startled when he saw it—a counterfeit phone, a fighter in the mobile phone!No wonder it's so loud.It cost Tang Shenyuan 400 yuan to buy it, which caused him pain for more than a month, during which time he could only eat vegetarian steamed buns.

"What's the matter?"

"It's time to pay the rent today..." The mouse's voice on the phone was full of helplessness.

"what."

Tang Shenyuan didn't know what to do at this time, so he said "wait for me" to the mouse and then hung up.

Mouse is a good engine oil that Tang Shenyuan came out to rent together after graduation. His full name is Wang Hao.He was the one who called Tang Shenyuan to go back just now, because today is the deadline set by the landlord to pay the rent. The rent should have been paid three days ago, but Tang Shenyuan and Wang Hao had no money at that time, so they begged the landlord for a little more money. God, the landlord has only given three days of grace after their thanks, and today is the last day!
Let's go back to the rented house.Take the bus, No. [-]!

There are so many people waiting for the bus. Tang Shenyuan has been crowded for a while, and he has experience, so he is not afraid of crowds!
The car arrives as soon as it is said, huh, the car stops, and the people underneath squeeze into the car before it stops, because there are too many people, if they can't squeeze in, they have to wait for the next bus, and the next bus will be half an hour later !Who will wait another half hour?

Although Tang Shenyuan was a young man, if he squeezed hard, he would not be able to squeeze those aunts and uncles. They are all old revolutionaries with rich experience.

"Rang Rang, you in front stepped on my foot!" An aunt shouted to the front, seeing that Tang Shenyuan didn't look like an ignorant person, she didn't dare to shout at Tang Shenyuan.

The guy in front didn't know the situation, he really stepped on someone, looked back, and was pushed aside by the aunt behind him in an instant... He saw a buddy wearing black glasses smiling at him behind him. Face embarrassment.

"Hehe..." Tang Shenyuan, who was wearing black-rimmed glasses, felt secretly refreshed when he saw that man, he was too inexperienced, and compared with the aunt and the others, he was too immature.

"Crack!" A pack of cigarettes was squeezed from the pocket of a bearded man to the ground.An enthusiastic man picked it up and wanted to give it to the bearded man, but he couldn't squeeze in.

I squeeze!I'm going, you dare to push me, I step on it!

"Ah, which wicked thing stepped on me?" A voice came out, and Tang Shenyuan smiled inwardly.

But who cares?Maybe it was the aunt's trick just now.

Taking advantage of such a gap, Tang Shenyuan took another step forward.

The people behind squeezed in hard. It was a hot day, even Tang Shenyuan, a young man, couldn't stand it anymore. The bus was almost full, and if he couldn't get on, he would have to wait for the next shift!

Gotta do a trick——

"I have inherited psoriasis from my ancestors. I specialize in the treatment of old Chinese medicine doctors. Whoever gets close to me will infect it!"

"Hey~" Everyone hurriedly stepped aside after hearing this.

Tang Shenyuan easily got into the car with a smile...

When he got on the bus, he took out his bus card to swipe it, but there was no response after swiping it for a long time. He wondered: "Could it be that my card is broken? Impossible, I just did it yesterday!"

"What card are you doing? Hurry up! People are waiting!" The people behind urged.

Tang Shenyuan picked up the card and took a look - it turned out that he was holding an ID card!Also drunk!

……

"Go in the middle, there is room inside!" the driver said.

Tang Shenyuan was in the middle, after listening to the driver's words, look back, where is there room?The whole bus is canned meat, crowded with people.

Seeing that there was really no way to squeeze in, the driver closed the car door. Although there were many people still trying to squeeze in, they were still ruthlessly blocked out by the car door!
"Dude, dude..."

Tang Shenyuan and his group looked out of the car window. Tang Shenyuan recognized the enthusiastic man who picked up the cigarettes. He patted the window and called out to the bearded man:

"Dude, you're out! You're out!"

I don't want that bearded man to "beat the bed and get angry"——

"You just 'castrated'!"

The sound shook the world, and there was silence in the noisy carriage...

……

One of the great benefits of squeezing the bus is that you can watch girls up close.

No, there is a girl in front of Tang Shenyuan; she is sucking a bottle of Wangzai milk, because the weather is really hot, the girl wears less clothes, and the girl herself is a vase-level, Tang Shenyuan couldn't help it. After a few glances, who knows that this is always looking at others, and they are not happy——

"Look at it again, and I'll drink you up if I look at it again."

Um, dumbfounded...

Underpants and shorts... The car stopped at a platform, and there were two people who looked like friends on the seats. The one outside the seat was soundly asleep, and the one inside was awake. Seeing the car stop, he probably was about to arrive at the station, so he took a picture. The man outside, that man stood up and walked towards the back door of the bus. His friend stopped him: "What are you doing?"

He said, "Isn't it here? Let's get out of the car!"

friend:"……"

"Hahaha, it's too cool..."

Seeing this scene, Tang Shenyuan and everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs twitched!

There are many jokes and joys on the bus, but no one wants to experience it, because it is too hard.Having fun in the midst of bitterness and joy, the stop was reached, but Tang Shenyuan couldn't laugh anymore——

Looking at the small broken building in front of him, Tang Shenyuan didn't know what to do?He has only 200 yuan on him now. He has just lost his job and has not found a new one. He has no salary and no money in his bank card. After graduation, he dare not ask his parents for money anymore, lest he be ridiculed by the villagers.

In the past, I often heard my mother say that whoever is in his twenties still needs to be supported by his parents, "eat grandparents and pears" (ants). No matter who he is, this kind of person will feel that he has no ambition and is lazy!People in the village will also look down on this kind of person.

As the saying goes: Don't panic if you have food in your hands.But if you have no food in your hands, you can't do anything, and you can't even straighten your waist!
Tang Shenyuan didn't know how he got to the door. When he got there, he found that the engine oil mouse was talking nonsense with a fat woman. Needless to say, the fat woman was the landlord.

I saw the fat woman pinching her waist, pointing at the mouse imposingly and shouting:
"Grace for more time? How long have I given you a grace period? Wang Hao, listen to me, if you don't pay the rent today, you can pack your luggage for my mother and get out..."

"Charter, don't you have to be so cruel? Do you want us to sleep on the street?" Wang Hao's flattering voice was still so cheap.

But Tang Shenyuan knew Wang Hao very well. Don't look at him laughing and laughing at ordinary times. In fact, he was very hard to convince. Now, in order not to sleep on the street without losing face, he bowed his head to that fat woman.

Listening to what the mouse said to the charter woman, Tang Shenyuan felt a sense of powerlessness. This society is so realistic. If you have money, you are an uncle. If you have no money, you don't even bother to give it to you!

When Tang Shenyuan was in a daze, Wang Hao found him standing outside and shouted, "Yuanzi!"

Although there were some surprises in Miaozi's words, it was more helpless, because he also knew that Tang Shenyuan's return would be of no avail. Both of them had no money, and one more person would just face embarrassment.

Tang Shenyuan nodded to the mouse, and greeted the fat woman with a smile: "Hello, charterer!"

Although I really don't like this greasy fat woman, how can a person not bow his head under the eaves?
As the saying goes: if you keep the green hills, you will not be afraid of running out of firewood.How many people have worn out their knees in order to live now?How much self-esteem did you lose?
"Don't be playful with me, I don't have time to waste money with you, pay the money, or get out!"

The fat woman didn't give any face, and turned against the two of them directly. The big fat hand almost poked Tang Shenyuan's nose, and even saliva splashed on Tang Shenyuan's face, making Tang Shenyuan vomit and feel powerless.

No Money!
"Boss lady..."

"It's useless to call me mom!"

If the fat woman interrupted the mouse directly, the mouse still wanted to get close to her, but she would not give face.Wang Hao spread his hands to Tang Shenyuan to express his helplessness.

Tang Shenyuan always disliked this fat woman, because she was too fat and the weather was too hot, which always gave people a greasy feeling. Now this fat woman is so aggressive without talking, Tang Shenyuan is angry Here it comes:

"No money!"

Unexpectedly, the fat woman is also very direct:

"If you don't have any money, pack up and get out now!"

"you……"

"You what you? I've already given you face this month, and I've given you three days' grace. I agreed to pay the rent today, and now you're telling me that you don't have any money? Get out, maybe I can do it while it's still early. Find a new tenant!"

The two people who had no money were helpless. Tang Shenyuan only had two hundred yuan in his pocket, and he still needed to eat and drink. The mouse told Tang Shenyuan last night that he only had three hundred yuan left, and the monthly rent was only 600 yuan. It costs [-] yuan, even if all of them are added together, it can barely make up for one month's rent, but what about the food and drink afterwards?Drink the northwest wind?

"Is this okay? We will give you 400 yuan first, and we will give you the remaining [-] yuan in a few days..."

Blackberry waited for Tang Shenyuan to finish speaking, and the fat woman yelled, "Four hundred? Not even a penny less! If you don't have the money to pay the rent, I'll get lost..."

"What the hell..." Seeing that Tang Shenyuan was about to lose his temper, Wang Hao immediately pulled him back.

It's not that Tang Shenyuan never thought about living in the overlord's room, but now is a society ruled by law, who would dare to make a big deal out of it?And I heard that the fat woman's husband is a gangster, so if he dares to play tricks on her, will he die?

Wang Hao also followed suit to pack his things. His family was engaged in a small business, and recently he was always urging him to go home to help, but he was not reconciled, because he had studied hard for more than ten years before he was admitted to a university, and after graduation he failed to make a living. How do you hold your head up in front of relatives and friends?

It's not good now, since you can't get along, go back, lose face, lose face, you can't starve to death in the city, right?

Seeing Tang Shenyuan and the two returning to the room with their heads down, the renter said: "You guys clean up quickly, I'll go back and write the rental advertisement!"

Grass!The two cursed in their hearts, and the tea was cold before they left!
Looking at the plump back of the charter woman, Tang Shenyuan scolded: "It's better to go out and fall to your death!"

boom!
"what……"

Tang Shenyuan and Wang Hao clearly felt the ground shaking.

When Tang Shenyuan was in high school, he discussed with his classmates that if a person fell from a high place, he said "ah" and then said "bang", that person must be dead; If it is "Ah", it means that the person is not dead, because the person can still yell "Ah" after falling to the ground, which means that he is still alive!

Obviously, the fat woman didn't fall to her death like Tang Shenyuan cursed, haha.

If you just hear the fat woman scolding: "Which wicked thing is throwing banana peels? Don't let my mother know, don't let me let him know how powerful I am!"

"Hahaha..." Tang Shenyuan and Wang Hao looked at each other and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Now there is no need to give that fat woman any face, even if she laughs louder, it doesn't matter.

……

Snapped!
"Fuck! Who's mother threw something at me?" Tang Shenyuan cursed.Tang Shenyuan was dragging a heavy suitcase in his hand, sweating all over his body, and was annoyed in his heart. Who would have thought that something would hit him, how could he not be angry?
"Hey... I finally met a suitable heir!"

Tang Shenyuan was furious, "Who the hell, come out to me, see if I don't beat you out!"

Others all looked at Tang Shenyuan one after another, they saw Tang Shenyuan yelling alone, and everyone who was "crazy" cursed and left.

The voice that only Tang Shenyuan could hear said: "Young man, don't be so angry! I gave you a big gift as soon as we met, and you didn't even thank me..."

Tang Shenyuan was furious, and picked up the snail shell that hit him from the ground, "This is it? This is the big gift you said? Who the hell are you, come out! You hit me for no reason, and you said it was a gift for me... ..." "Hehe, I can't get out... Well, that shell is indeed a great gift, because it's a small world..."

(End of this chapter)