ocean hunter

Chapter 565
Lu Xiaolu was drinking tea and watching TV while thinking about how to scare the male teacher.

If it is too much, it will cause the crime of intimidation. It is not good if he is caught again, so this speed must be controlled.

Not only can you stop that person from being entangled with Cheng Min, but you also have to not cause psychological harm to him. If you scare people so much that they dare not even go to work, it will be a bit troublesome.

But the other party is not a good person, even after Cheng Min made it clear that it was impossible, he continued to pester him endlessly. As a man, he was too disgusting, no different from a pervert.

Playing as a bodyguard didn't work last time, what should I do this time?Underworld?what is this else?It's really not easy for Lu Xiaolu, who hasn't read many novels, to figure it out.

Hey, what a headache.

At this time, Shirley came out with a pot of porridge.

"Come, come, the pillar of our family, let's eat."

Lu Xiaolu just stood up, walked to the dining table and was about to sit down when Xue Li grabbed him: "Wash your hands before and after meals."

"Ok."

While eating, Xue Li asked, "Little donkey Oppa, have you thought about how to deal with him?"

Cheng Min also looked at Lu Xiaolu curiously.

Lu Xiaolu took a sip of porridge and thought about it: "How about I play the underworld?"

"Didn't you play the bodyguard last time? Play the underworld again and you won't reveal your secrets."

"That's right, how about playing a bad bodyguard?"

"Alright, tomorrow I'll go to the street to buy a tattoo sticker."

So, a simple battle plan was formed on the small dining table. For this reason, he will also drive the Beetle tomorrow. This is the first time he has driven this car since he bought it. Shirley rides a tricycle.

The next day, when she arrived at school, Shirley went to a two-dollar store and bought a tattoo sticker.

Lu Xiaolu was waiting in the car, and Xue Li ran over and raised the tattoo sticker in her hand.

Lu Xiaolu was a little surprised: "How did you get such a big one?"

Shirley held a huge tattoo sticker in her hand, which was in the shape of a python. Hearing this, she smiled and said, "You have to be big to be imposing. Come on, take off your clothes, and I'll stick it on for you."

"Huh? Post it so soon?"

"Yeah, I have to go fishing in the afternoon, hurry up." As she said that, Xue Li had already taken off Lu Xiaolu's coat.

"Take off your shirt, too."

"Ok."

It's okay for the man to be shirtless, so Lu Xiaolu had nothing to be ashamed of, so he took off his shirt, revealing his whole body.

Shirley patted his chest: "Tsk tsk, the small body is not bad."

Lu Xiaolu snatched her hand: "Cool, cool."

Shirley hesitated for a moment, then sang: "The night misses you like a river?"

"... "

"Hahaha, don't move, don't stand up straight, otherwise it will be wrinkled and ugly."

Shirley put the tattoo on her body and gestured to see where it fit.

After gesturing for a long time, he put the snake's head on his neck.

Lu Xiaolu jumped up in an instant, "Duang" hit the roof of the car, touched his head and said with a bitter face, "Why is it stuck to the neck?"

"Nonsense, how can you scare people if you don't stick it on your neck? Are you going to be shirtless then? It would be strange if you didn't get caught."

Well, what Shirley said made sense, but he was speechless. It had already been posted, and it would not be troublesome enough to get it off.

"By the way Shirley, how do you get this sticker off?"

"Oh, I can't get it off, just wait until it falls off naturally."

"What?" Lu Xiaolu's voice suddenly rose eight octaves.

"Hahaha, I'm kidding, you can get rid of it with wine and toothpaste when you go back, don't worry."

"Oh, that's fine."

Xueli put the tattoo on Lu Xiaolu's body and pressed it for a while, then tore off the outer plastic paper, and a big boa constrictor wrapped around his right arm, with its head on his neck. The pupils are breathtaking and terrifying.

Looking at her masterpiece, Shirley nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, it's a bit like a bad boy."

"The bad boy is not bad, I feel like a little gangster now."

"Hahaha, don't worry about it, I'll wash it off for you when I finish the task, come and raise your hand." Xue Li took Lu Xiaolu's shirt and coat and helped Lu Xiaolu put them on.

In order to act properly, he even put on his suit today.

Shirley took out another pair of sunglasses and a... dagger from her bag?
Lu Xiaolu's eyes widened: "Why did you bring the knife?"

It was just to scare that person, why did he still use the knife?

"Oh, you don't understand. In the afternoon, you put the knife in your trouser belt and cover it with your clothes. When you scare that person, lift the clothes a little so that he can see it. You can scare him to death without talking."

Lu Xiaolu suddenly realized: "Oh~ you are the best."

Xue Li immediately became proud: "Hahaha, everything is put here for you, don't forget to take it when you go."

Shirley put the sunglasses and the dagger in front of the steering wheel, so that he would not forget it and always forget about it.

"Well, let's go then."

Lu Xiaolu opened the door and got out of the car, always feeling that the students passing by were looking at her neck.

He immediately covered his neck with one hand, and walked towards the class, Shirley followed behind and looked at his movements, laughing like crazy.

Back in class, seeing Lu Xiaolu clutching his neck, Zang Huazhuang was a little surprised: "What's wrong? Did you twist your neck?"

Lu Xiaolu said angrily, "Well, I've got a stiff neck."

"Okay, but you don't have to cover the stiff neck all the time."

"Go do your own thing."

"I have nothing to do."

"... "

Really free enough, Zang Huazhuang seems to have nothing else to do except dating and catching fish, oh yes, and playing games.

He and his partner got to know each other because of playing games. They can be regarded as bastards looking at mung beans. They met each other. Every day after finishing their work, they would go to the Internet cafe to rub their hands. It is a good thing to have the same hobbies and a common language.

"Oh, by the way, little donkey, it's the Indian fish you mentioned, you know?"

"Well, what's the matter? Have you gained something?"

Zang Huazhuang waved his hand: "No, that thing is not easy to handle. Yesterday I met a big man during the competition. He was carrying three Indian fish, all of them were big. The guy caught two fish in a short time. Then It's really strong."

Lu Xiaolu suddenly realized: "Oh~ I should know what you said, he was the one who taught me to fish with Indian fish."

Speaking of which, since he knew about this Indian fish, he has observed it specially and found a lot, but they all like to swim with the shark, or stick to the shark's belly, and Lu Xiaolu didn't think of anything good. way to catch them.

There are also under the boats on the pier, but they are too small. For example, the ones caught by Xi Yue are only the size of a finger, and they can only catch some small fish.

(End of this chapter)