first sniper

Chapter 71

I don't know why it's been brewing for a whole day, and the shit finally came to the top of my ass just now.Or because he was forced to shit by Wang Youming and Zhao Hu's fury.

The bandit Hu quickly rushed into the cottage, and when he met Dong Tianyuan on the road, he just greeted him hastily, and then rushed straight to the hut at a speed of [-] meters.After finding the pit, as soon as I squatted down, I immediately let out a thousand miles, crashing...

Immediately, the whole person relaxed.

Squatting pit.

Don't bother with outside affairs anymore.

But the last hut was unsafe, and the barbarians were so smoked by the excrement and urine in this pit that they almost shed tears. Damn, the huts in the cottage are dry toilets, and hundreds of brothers in the cottage all go to this pit for convenience , the feces and urine in it have long been piled up like a mountain, and after a long period of fermentation, the gas goes straight up, scorching the eyes.

Hu Pi couldn't take it anymore, so he hurriedly lit a cigarette to smell it.It's also fortunate that the hut is open and ventilated, and the gas inside is not in a closed space, otherwise the smoke in his hand would make a bang, and even the shit would blow him up to the sky.At that time, it will not be shit, but dead!
Before he finished smoking a cigarette, the bandits hurriedly settled the battle.Just like a quick gunner.Damn, I really can't stand that smell.

In fact, he originally wanted to go to the mountains to find a grove to solve it, but the brothers in the cottage have not yet developed the quality of civility and convenience, let alone the awareness of not defecating anywhere.Thunder is everywhere in the woods, and if you are not careful, you may step on human shit.In addition, there are two girls in the cottage, if they are accidentally seen by them, it is indeed a bit indecent, who made Hu Bandit a civilized person!The key is that he will not be able to hold his head up in front of the two girls in the future.This is serious.

After solving the feces, Hu Bandit hurried out of the hut, and Hu Bandit felt even more urgent that it is urgent to renovate the toilet.After all, in his opinion, it's cold now. If it's summer, it won't make the whole cottage smell like shit!
After getting out of the toilet, I saw that the cottage was still very lively.

The chilling voices of Wang Youming and Zhao Hu came from afar.Bandit Hu shook his head, he didn't intend to go there, he couldn't afford to lose that man.

"Oh, fifth sister, don't hit me, I'm wrong, can't you do it?! Brother, help me!" After listening to the other side, Wang Youming's screams like killing a pig came again, and the bandit Hu even gave up. He planned to go quietly to his residence.But the screams from over there are still coming over...

"Wang Youming, don't run away, and see if my aunt doesn't beat you to death!"

"Fifth sister, please spare me. If you hit me again, you will be killed."

"Brother, military advisor, get out of the way and see if I don't kill him..."

The bandit slipped faster.As soon as he thought it was not safe to go back to his own house, he went straight to the kitchen.After all, old man Wang Yishao has something to eat there.If Wei Yuhan wanted to make trouble for himself, he should go to his own room.No matter what, I couldn't find Wang Yishao.Thinking of this, the bandit Hu walked faster.

"Good guy! There are so many things." Dong Tianyuan couldn't help feeling a little emotional when he saw the things his brothers brought back in a steady stream, piled up in a huge pile.

Zhao Yingjie also laughed: "Brother Hu and the three of them have made great achievements this time!" As he spoke, Zhao Yingjie pointed to the oil, salt, soy sauce, and grain in the pile... The brothers said, "Move the fuck to the kitchen for me and leave it to Master Wang!"

"That's great, you're the boss."

"Hey, there's fucking salt in this dish." The brothers were also very happy, so they started to move and moved things.

Dong Tianyuan looked at the things piled up on the ground. Apart from a dozen boxes of bullets and grenades, there are countless other daily necessities... These things are the things that the brothers are most in short supply.And these things are still being moved up from outside the cottage.Seeing it in his eyes, he couldn't help sighing: "No, they have made great achievements!"

As he said that, Dong Tianyuan saw the woman in the cheongsam among the crowd, he couldn't help being taken aback, and asked, "What's the matter with that woman?"

Zhao Yingjie shook his head straight away: "I asked just now, and said that when Brother Hu and the others stopped the little devil's car, it was in that car. It was from the Northeast. Brother Hu saw her pitiful, so he brought her back!"

Dong Tianyuan heard it, but he was careful, but seeing the woman next to him, he didn't point it out, but shouted to Zhao Hu: "Huzi, come here."

"What's wrong? Military division." Zhao Hu was bragging, when he heard Dong Tianyuan's shout, he came over reluctantly.

"Take this girl to the kitchen and get her some food." After Dong Tianyuan finished speaking, he leaned over again and whispered something in Zhao Hu's ear.

Zhao Hu was taken aback for a moment, then nodded and said, "Don't worry. I'll leave this matter to me." After finishing speaking, this guy ran over slipperily again, and shouted at the brothers: "I still have something to do, so I won't follow you!" You said it, lest you fucking think that I am bragging. When I come back from my busy work, if you still want to hear it, I will talk to you again, how about it?"

All the brothers quickly agreed.

Zhao Hu then took the woman to the kitchen.

"Ouch, brother, military advisor, help!"

Seeing Wang Youming running towards him, yelling for help, Wei Yuhan behind him was chasing after him with a stick.Zhao Yingjie hastily turned his head, pretending he didn't see it.Dong Tianyuan also pretended to be stupid.

"Oh, you're dying to save yourself!" Wang Youming's face was bitter, and his mouth was unforgiving, "Okay, you are so fucking awesome, don't ask me next time if you have something to do." As he said, Wang Youming ran wildly, his life It's important.The wooden stick at the back is too thick, it will kill people.

"Don't run, weren't you masculine before? If you have the guts, don't run, and see if my aunt doesn't beat you to death!" Wei Yuhan raised the wooden stick behind him, but his speed was not inferior to the [-]-meter sprint, and he chased closer and closer.

Under the strong desire to survive, Wang Youming ran out of speed and passion with his legs.What's more, he was not caught up by her.

Seeing it, Zhao Yingjie was angry and funny, but he didn't intend to take care of it.I just feel that Wang Youming's hands and feet are not clean, and he deserves to be beaten.But in his heart, Zhao Yingjie hid his small thoughts, thinking that when his little sister finished venting her anger on Wang Youming, then she would be able to deal with bandits Hu a little less.At that time, it would not be too difficult for him to be the eldest brother.After all, it was too embarrassing for her sister to be on the one hand, and the bandit he couldn't deal with on the other.

As for Dong Tianyuan, he had heard the reason a long time ago. Seeing it now, he just shook his head.

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(End of this chapter)