Madman Upgrade

Chapter 1 Kicking His Balls

The gourd baby eats grass and milks it!The corners of Tang Ji's mouth twitched...

"Are you a cow? You actually eat grass and milk?" Tang Ji asked with a smile.

"Master, I'm not a cow!"

"Then what grass do you eat and what milk do you milk?"

"Master! I eat ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum, Seven Star Grass, Polygonum multiflorum..."

"Wait...you stop!" Tang Ji yelled immediately, not letting Calabash Baby continue.

"Ugh! Master, why did you stop me? I didn't tell you what grass I ate, so how could you prepare food for me?" The big-headed calabash baby was very puzzled as she grabbed the braid on her head with her small hands. Said.

"The things you said are worth at least ten thousand gold, do you know? I am poor and have no money now, my lord!" Tang Ji was very angry.

"Master, I only absorb the dross of those elixirs, and I will keep the essence of those elixirs! No waste of money..." Cucurbit Baby said honestly.

"Really?" Tang Ji was stunned!

If this is the case, then I really got a baby.This gourd baby really eats grass and milks milk!

Tang Ji knew that there were several noble professions in this Wuhun Continent, one of which was alchemy master.

These alchemy masters have formulas for alchemy, and they can combine various elixir to extract the essence of the elixir, and then they can refine various elixir.

Even if one is not a master of alchemy, if he has enough pure medicinal liquid in his hand, he can refine even better pills than usual.

So Tang Ji couldn't be unhappy, now he found a way to make a fortune...

But right now, I am penniless!If you don't have money to buy elixir, you have to go to the Yunwu Mountain outside Lijiang City to collect it.

There are all kinds of elixir in Yunwu Mountain, as well as all kinds of powerful soul beasts.

Soul beasts have soul crystals in their bodies, which are energy crystals that all monks who practice martial arts can use!
Moreover, some soul beasts inherit the blood of ancient ancestors, and some soul crystals also carry powerful magical powers!
If a monk is lucky enough to obtain such a soul crystal, he can practice it into a powerful supernatural power, with the power to move mountains and seas, reach heaven and earth...

But Tang Ji dare not think about those incredible things now!

Tang Ji hadn't activated his Martial Soul yet, he wasn't even a warrior, and he didn't even dare to imagine those powerful supernatural powers.

A monk in this world, after activating the martial soul, will become a martial artist who can cultivate, above that are warriors, generals, kings of martial arts, marquises of martial arts, and martial masters!
Rumor has it that above Wu Zun, there is also a mysterious Valkyrie!

So although Tang Ji wanted to go to Yunwu Mountain outside Lijiang City to collect elixir, but when he thought of those powerful soul beasts, he was immediately discouraged.

It's not that you can't go, but you must be prepared, at least you must have a weapon, you can't fight the soul beast with bare hands with your mortal body, that would be tantamount to death!

And in front of him, I still have a bad breath in my heart, how can I let it go if I don't let this bad breath go?
Looking at the Baihua Building with the closed gate in front of him, Tang Ji was so angry!

Especially the signboard with 4 big characters on the plaque, what "satisfaction payment" is really nonsense!
I find my little lover who spent thousands of dollars in 'bags and raising' to vent my anger, and after doing 72 changes on the bed, when I pull up my pants and leave, my little lover actually asks me for money!

Do you still need to spend money to play the little lover of "package and support"?
Even if the time for 'packing and raising' has passed, it should be given away for free...

And if you are not satisfied, there is no charge, this is the signature of Baihualou!
I am not satisfied yet, why should I give money?
But Tang Ji just said that he was dissatisfied... A big man rushed into the house angrily, beat himself half to death, and threw him out of Baihualou...

"Damn it, it's not a gentleman not to take revenge!" Tang Ji gritted his teeth in hatred.

"Dangdangdang..." Tang Ji stood up angrily, kicking the gate of Baihualou violently with his feet.

"Squeaky..." The door opened, and an old man who was guarding the door shouted angrily, "Who is knocking on the door here? The Baihua Building is closed for customers, objectively come back after noon tomorrow!"

"Wait, I'm the ninth young master of the Tang family. I want to seek compensation from your bustard..." Tang Ji pushed the door and refused to let the old man close it.

The old man took a look, isn't this Tang Ji, the waste of the Tang family who ate the overlord's meal just now? "What do you want, you useless Aji? It doesn't cost money to play with women, so what else do you want?"

"Fart, sir, I played with my former lover, but I am not satisfied with the game, why should I spend money? Your signboard clearly says 'Pay with satisfaction', doesn't it?" Tang Ji was furious.

The old man was also angry, and scolded with staring eyes: "Damn you bastard, can you be more shameless? Your eggs are soft, and you still say you are not satisfied? If you are not satisfied, why are your eggs so soft?"

"You..." Tang Ji was taken aback.

The eggs are soft, is it the same thing as satisfaction?

Moreover, an old dog guarding the gate of Baihualou dared to scold him like this.

"What are you? Get out of here, or I will beat you up..."

"Boom..." After the old man scolded Tang Ji, he slammed the door shut.

Tang Ji was taken aback for a moment, he wanted to find the old bustard of Baihualou to vent his anger by claiming medical expenses, but he didn't expect to be pissed at by the watchdog again now!
How can I bear this bird air?

Just now that his body was full of explosive power, Tang Ji raised his foot, "Boom!" and kicked hard on the door.

"Ouch!" The old gatekeeper, who was still pulling the door bolt inside, was kicked open by the door, and hit the ground directly, with a big bump on his head.

"Ah, you dare to hit me?" The old man was lying on the ground, covering the big bump on his forehead, he was so surprised that he couldn't believe that this useless trash, Aji, also dared to hit someone.

"How can I beat you? My lord, I'm so full of breath today, I'll take you first..." As he spoke, Tang Ji rushed up, and under the unbelievable eyes of the old man, there was a burst of big feet, crazy kicked down...

"Papapa..." Tang Ji gritted his teeth and kicked wildly...

"Ah! Ah! Oops... My arm is broken... You still dare to kick my face... Ah... You still dare to kick my dick... Ouch... It hurts me to death..." Then The old man at the gate immediately began to howl...

Tang Ji didn't care about that, the big-footed girl continued to kick down extremely viciously!

Since the old man dared to let himself be attacked by him!Dare to kick his balls...

"Hula..." Five or six shirtless men, wearing big shorts, bare feet and slippers, rushed out from the side room in the yard.

These fierce men, with ferocious faces, were all thugs of Baihualou. They had already lay down and slept just now, but they were all awakened by Tang Ji's commotion.

The entire courtyard of Baihualou immediately became brightly lit...

Girls in pajamas with bare shoulders and double peaks, and girls in shorts all walked out of the room...

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