The last feng shui master

Chapter 64

Oh my goodness.

The patriarch was absolutely right when he said that women are difficult.Chen Tutu's kick against me still hurts.If Xie Lingyu's brain is not bright enough, if I register with my identity verification name, please go to talk about religious development in the middle of the night, and that person will be me.

When I was feeling uneasy, Xiaojian yelled again, biting my trouser leg and going back...

I squatted down and touched Xiaojian's head, what's the matter, will you complain for me too?The little bitch barked, probably saying that I was thinking too much.Yu Yuwei said, could it be that there was a thief at home, the puppy felt uneasy and barked for a while.

I looked at the time, it was almost ten o'clock, and I thought that the possibility of being thieves is still very small.Could it be because today is Ma Shuangxi's soul-returning night, Xiao Hei kept screaming.When I was in Baishui Village, the first time I went to the house of the village chief, Bai Guangde, Xiao Hei was noisy and restless, because the tomb in the mountain and the female corpse in the lunatic's house were about to explode.

I hurried back to the community immediately, and the more Xiaojian got to the community, the more anxious she became.The original uphill entrance and exit have been reopened after the situation has been resolved.The knocked-out walls of the hotel have been redecorated and put into use.

The blood-washed road was cleaned with brushes and August [-]th disinfectant, and it was almost spotless.

If you are walking uphill for the first time, you will never think that someone died here not long ago.Stephen Chow has a movie called "Return to the Soul Night". Although it is weird, it is indeed a bit scary.

There were three people sitting in the security booth at the entrance. The three looked nervous and spoke very loudly, and they could speak from a long distance away.It is estimated that there is a ghost in his heart, and he cheated on Ma Shuangxi's cigarettes and took Ma Shuangxi's discs.

I stepped forward and asked, "That. Is brother Xu Guangsheng there?" A new security guard said, "Who are you? Why are you looking for him?" The two security guards next to me were so frightened that they quickly apologized and said that he was over there in the dormitory. , I prepared a lot of food, maybe I was going to relax at night, and I prepared a disc.

I nodded and was about to leave.The security guard asked again, the master doesn't know if there is something that should be said?
I said, if you have something to say, just say it.The security guard looked even more serious. Just now a child in the community said that he saw two people without feet.The new security guard laughed and said, I have no feet, and I have no breasts.

It is estimated that this joke is not funny at all, so everyone did not laugh.

I nodded and said I got it, I took Xiaojian and ran back to prepare the guy.The new security guard squeezed the pimples on his face and cursed, who is it?Pulling a dog to pretend to be aggressive?

I got my stuff, a jade ruler, a bundle of red rope, and two packs of little bitch's dried excrement.A small bottle of boy urine cost five Alpine lollipops, and I found two children in the community to put it away. At that time, two bastards peed on me, not to mention how annoying.

The security dormitory is a small room opposite the property hall. There are more than a dozen bunk beds in it, and a dozen people sleep in a small room.

The street lights were dim along the way, and soon outside the door, I saw a person hiding in the bushes. When I got closer, it was Xu Guangsheng, holding a telescope in his hand, watching carefully through the window.

He looked like the commander in a war movie, with a focused expression.

Strange voices came from the dormitory, speaking in Sichuan dialect, Mr. Ge, hurry up... I wondered in my heart, it wasn't the European and American blockbuster "80-year-old Lie Huo grandma fights black man..." Why is it a Sichuan accent, which came intermittently There was a burst of groans from men and women.

"Grandma Annie, is it strong enough?" "Grandson Stephen. A little more."

I listened to the content, and it was really a European and American name. I guess it was because I was afraid that people who did not learn English well would not understand, so I specially dubbed it, and the dubbing actor was from Sichuan...

Xu Guangsheng breathed slightly while watching, I walked over and said, how long have you been waiting.

Xu Guangsheng rolled on the grass, fell two meters away, kowtowed quickly, I said, I said, I smoked the half pack of cigarettes you hid under the pillow that time for you.I also gave you the bottle of wine you hid.Double happiness, double happiness, don't hurt me.

I laughed, it's me, show me the telescope.

Seeing me, Xu Guangsheng said, "It's really you, it's not Shuangxi who changed me!"I took another look at the dog next to me, haha, I recognize that dog, it won’t change, so it’s you, Master, you almost scared the shit out of me.

Xu Guangsheng stepped forward and handed me the telescope.I held it in my hand, squatted on the grass, adjusted the focus, and looked through the glass. There was a table in the middle of the dormitory, and a disposable wine glass was filled with Yellow Crane Tower wine.A willow branch is stuck on top of the wine glass.A pack of 20 yuan Yellow Crane Tower next to it has been disassembled and inserted on top of a steamed bun.The smoke had burned out, and the white skin was covered with soot.

There is also a willow branch on the peanuts, pig's ears, and pig's trotters.Xu Guangsheng asked me, Master, have you seen Shuangxi coming?

The disposable cup still seems to be full, and there should be no signs of movement, but I'm not sure, so I said, I guess it hasn't come yet, it's still early, so it should come at twelve o'clock.

I looked through the binoculars, and beside the blond and blue-eyed Grandma Agni in the disc, there were three young grandchildren sitting with their clothes on one side, and they looked like they were going to go into battle again.

I thought to myself, maybe Ma Shuangxi was so fascinated by watching that he didn't even drink any wine?
Accompanied by Sichuan dialect, it is hard to be fascinated by it.I threw the binoculars to Xu Guangsheng and sighed, why did you get a Sichuan dialect dish to watch.

Xu Guangsheng said that he usually has this accent, and he most wants to find a wife from Sichuan.After a while, Xu Guangsheng asked again, is it true that our old man said that we usually play the best, and if we die, we will drag one down to play with us.

I pretended to think about it for a while, there is no fake, what the old man said has passed the test of time, an 80-year-old old man in our village died, and another old man who played chess and fart with him every day passed within two days And then died.

Xu Guangsheng's eyes did not move for a long time, and then he knelt down, brother, you have to save me, you have to save me, there is only one male in our family, and if I die, the whole family will be extinct.

I said, it's okay, without me!

In fact, if you live to be more than 80 years old, you don't have many friends, and the buddies who played well with you from childhood to adulthood suddenly died.You have to face endless loneliness, and the possibility of living alone is also small.

A friend is something that is sometimes the pillar of a person's life.

By 11:30, a two-hour piece of Grandma Agni had already been played, and I still didn't feel anything unusual.Maybe it's not coming back.The little slut was sleeping on the grass with his head drooped. Two crickets jumped over his nose, couldn't help sneezing, and scratched his nose with his front paws.

Like all the preludes to waiting, the half hour before zero is the most difficult time.

It was the night in mid-June, and it was rare to see a few stars in the sky. I asked Xu Guangsheng to find a place to get some white rice. I was useful.

Xu Guangsheng didn't say a word, he got seven or eight catties, sprinkled a row of white rice at the door of my dormitory, and went down the stairs, just finished it, and sprinkled some water on it.

At fifteen minutes to twelve, I finally heard the slight rustling of rice grains, and something was moving on them.

I didn't hear the sound of the door, so I don't know if anyone went in.

The disc player had already finished playing, but there was another sound at this moment, as if someone had turned on the disc player.I asked Xu Guangsheng, does the machine have an automatic playback function?Xu Guangsheng trembled while talking, no, there is no such advanced machine.

I said, if!If my guess is correct, a ghost has entered and is watching a disc.I took Xu Guangsheng's binoculars and looked in through the window.

A hand reached forward and pulled the curtains shut.Xu Guangsheng asked, would he drink and eat meat and leave?Still come and pull me along.

I said, wait a minute.

Two footprints can be vaguely discerned on the path paved with white rice. This kind of ghost with rice grains on his soles will give away his whereabouts. If he doesn't come out after drinking, I'll go in and take a look.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Under the street lights, two legless ghosts, each holding a watermelon knife, came towards me...

The two ghosts were vicious and came over leisurely.I stretched out my hand and patted Xu Guangsheng's butt, hurry up, are you in danger?Xu Guangsheng didn't see the legless ghost, so he asked me, is he going to take me away?
I said no, just run away.

Xu Guangsheng ran away without hesitation, simply and swiftly.I.

I screamed on purpose, mother bang bang bang, don't let me see you peeking at the female owner taking a shower next time, hit once every time I see you.

I stood up and walked towards the two footless ghosts.After I walked in and took a look, I realized that it was the gangster who died on the same day as Ma Shuangxi, and the long knife in his hand was also shining brightly.

No, they came back to play with Ma Shuangxi.

I sang as I walked, today is a good day, everything I want can come true.

I deliberately pretended not to see them, panicked, and the jade ruler around my waist emitted blue light uncomfortably. I took out the jade ruler and said calmly, the fluorescent sticks in the concert were really bright.

The evil spirits floated quickly, and I passed among them.The two ghosts didn't seem to kill me, they followed me through the middle.

Passing by them for a moment, I immediately turned around and grabbed their shoulders. Hey, my brother asked you one thing. Is there a toilet recently? I am in a hurry.

The two ghosts turned their heads, and there was still a crack on it, a piece of iron was still inserted in it, and there was a crawling worm hanging on the other's forehead.Open the mouth, and you can still see a mouthful of broken teeth, turning around in the mouth.

The two ghosts seemed to hesitate for a moment, looked at each other, and said, how can he see us, aren't we invisible?
I said, forget it if I don’t know, I can just find a place to urinate.

The two ghosts turned around stupidly and continued on their way.As I was rushing, I suddenly felt smoke coming from my back, my teeth were knocking loudly, and I uttered some words that I couldn't understand.I figured it meant, maybe, the poker, why are you going to burn yourself and eat it?

Liu Ming, don't you want to burn yourself too?

They all had a ghostcatcher taped to their backs, and I stuck them when I pulled on their shoulders.

I know, they have already found out, and Sa Yazi ran away without saying a word.

The wind blew in my ears, and the two ghosts chased up with strange screams, shouting as they ran, and the street lamps on both sides were shattered by the harsh sound.Fragments fell all the way.I ran around a building and returned to the door of the dormitory.

Xiaojian hid in the grass like a lurking scout, with his two front feet drooping on the top, not daring to breathe.

I grabbed Xiaojian, ran to the door of the security dormitory, and kicked the door open.Inside the disc machine is the critical moment, attacking back and forth, hearty.Ma Shuangxi, who was sitting by the table, also blushed.The ground was filled with water, the wine bottles were empty, and the willow branches were blackened.

It seemed that Ma Shuangxi was almost drunk, so he should be fine, and he didn't come here for his life.When I came back, I just wanted to drink, eat, watch a movie, and had no other plans.

(End of this chapter)