The last feng shui master

Chapter 5 The Water Ghost Child
After Ma Ruoxing finished scolding me, he squatted in front of the grandpa's coffin and burst into tears, which made me wonder why.

After crying for a while, Ma Ruoxing laughed wildly and disappeared from everyone's sight.

The mother was heartbroken. When she was five years old, she was carried back by her grandfather in a ruined temple.Later, he was brought up and married as a wife. Grandpa was afraid of hurting his mother, so he didn't let his mother visit him once a year.

After my grandfather's funeral was over, my mother and father went home, and I said I would stay in Baishui Village for two more days.I cleaned up my grandfather's things and found a copy of "The Collection of Ancient and Modern Ghost Hunting Dafa", a jade ruler about [-] centimeters in length, and a copper pot with dragon patterns and phoenix seals engraved on it.After shaking it, there seemed to be a strange liquid in the copper jar.Put together with the three items, there is also a Tsinghua Unigroup USB flash drive and a savings card of the Agricultural Bank of China.

After the funeral, I carried "Integration" with me every day and watched it every day.

The patriarch Dong Lingzi is an official in charge of the world's Fengshui classics, and has been exposed to various alchemy and strange methods. The book "Integration" was written by him after reading thousands of volumes.The methods of catching ghosts and demons in it are all strange and weird. After I read it, I couldn't help sighing: Damn, can this also catch ghosts?

The book consists of ten volumes: "Suppressing Corpse", "Catching Ghosts", "Killing Demons", "Catching Monsters", "Destroying Essences", "Capturing Demons", "Punishing Evil", "Kanyu", "Qimen", "Tianji". ".Browsing to the last three volumes, it was written "Tianji Daozang, Qimen Dunjia. If you learn it, you will only cause trouble..." I didn't look back.

All in all, the whole book is eccentric, and it is speculated that the patriarch Donglingzi is also a queer person.

After scanning it all over, I found the water monkey directly.

According to "Integration", water monkeys are also called water ghosts, water ghosts, and river ghosts.This kind of thing is extremely ferocious, it can drag people into the water, seal the seven orifices of people with mud, and suffocate people to death.

If it can't be killed at once, it will haunt you, lie on your window every night, tell you ghost stories, and press on you until it crushes you to death.

To restrain this kind of water ghost, you need to collect some materials: dried bees, dung beetle shells, dried silkworm seeds, menstrual strips, underwear of an 80-year-old woman, hair of a baby, nails of an old man and saliva of a child. Several kinds.

When collecting these things, they were often chased by vicious dogs. One family’s latrine was in disrepair for a long time, and they almost fell into it and were choked to death by methane gas.

A little daughter-in-law thought I was interested in her, so she often winked at me...

By day seven of what Grandpa said, I had all sorts of weird stuff ready.At night, I set off from my grandfather's house and locked the copper lock.

When I first went out, I saw a lunatic uncle with long hair.The uncle smiled sweetly at me and asked, is your grandfather really dead?

I was a little surprised, saying that it has been seven days since the old man passed away.

Uncle Crazy's big hands that were behind him suddenly went around to the front, holding an ax for chopping wood in his hand, and slashed at me head-on.

I subconsciously hid aside and shouted, what are you doing?
The lunatic uncle was silent, and continued to chop with an axe.

The lock has been locked by me, and it is impossible to turn back.I had no choice but to run forward, dodge, and chase after him, shouting for help.Fortunately, the lunatic uncle made a false attack, he seemed to be suffering from kidney failure, and missed with an axe.

Unfortunately, I was carrying two pig legs and two ropes, and the cloth bag contained various materials: dried bees, dung beetle shells, dried silkworm seeds, menstrual strips, the underwear of an 80-year-old woman, hair of a baby... It's not easy to collect these things, I can't throw them away.

It's up to them to clean up the water monkeys tonight.

The miscellaneous things that weighed more than eighty kilograms slowed down my speed, and I was almost hit by the lunatic uncle a few times. I don’t know if I ate the big meal of bugs. At critical times, I can always avoid the coming axe.

The lunatic uncle chased after him with an axe, obviously looking for his life, and he was slashing and shouting: "Long Youshui, give me back my wife..."

After hearing my call for help, several family members also rushed out.

It's just that the lunatic uncle's appearance is too scary, no one dares to approach him.

The lunatic uncle only looked at people, not at his feet. He tripped over a stone and fell to the ground. The ax was out of his hand, and several people stepped forward to hold him down.Someone found a rope and tied up the lunatic uncle.

The lunatic uncle was hysterical, his eyes were red and he looked at me angrily. From his eyes, I saw a strong and feminine evil spirit, which usually appears in women's eyes.

I didn't dare to look more, I don't know why the lunatic uncle wanted to chop me with an axe, and I don't know why there is a woman's evil spirit.

Seeing the moonlight getting higher and higher, the most important thing is to clean up the water monkeys.

I hurried to the distant reservoir, and the insects kept buzzing along the way. Thinking of what happened in the past few days, I was really funny, angry and scared. Today, my life is hanging by a thread. I don’t know if I can successfully subdue the water monkey.

When I got to the reservoir, I tied the thick pig leg to a rope, and then threw the pig leg into the reservoir. The pig leg hit a splash and slowly sank.

I don't know how long it took, but there was a violent pull down.I pulled it hard for a while, and I was sure it was a water monkey who took the bait.I thought that the water monkey was going to come ashore to chase me, so I turned around and ran away.He ran two miles in one breath, but no water monkey chased him out.

When I thought about it, I lost 100 yuan to a pig leg for nothing.This time the water monkey must have had a long memory and did not catch up, thinking that my grandfather was hiding and ambush again.

There is no way but to bite the bullet and go back.I took out the other pork leg, but this one was different. It was soaked with old people's nail skin, children's hair and dozens of leftovers. It was definitely the best among the best.

Re-tie it with a rope and throw it into the water.Ten seconds later, the surface of the water gurgled and splashed, and when I pulled the rope, the pork leg was gone, and the good guy was eaten again.

Suddenly, a water monkey jumped out of the water, its face was already swollen, and its originally thin body became chubby.

It is estimated that they were poisoned after eating pork legs. This kind of disgusting leftovers is simply the killer of evil spirits.

I was immediately delighted, it seems that what was written in the patriarch's book is still effective.

The water monkey was poisoned by the pig's leg, jumped out of the water, screamed strangely, and jumped towards me.I called my mother and rolled and crawled on the ground.

The water monkey stepped forward and grabbed my neck, with red hair and green teeth drooling.The saliva was dripping on my body, and I was drenched all over, which was mixed with the strange smell of aquatic plants and stinky fish.

Although the body of the water monkey is not as strong as mine, but a dry black hand and a bloated hand are full of strength.It crushed me completely, making me unable to fight back.

I was also going to try to swear at ghosts handed down by my patriarch. Before I came, I even thought about my swearing words: "You water monkey, if no one loves you...you deserve to live in the water for the rest of your life... "My throat was pinched, and I was swearing.In a panic, he held the jade ruler on his body and poked the monkey in the water.

(End of this chapter)