The last feng shui master

Chapter 3 Cunning Grandpa (2)

That night the TV station played "Wulin Wai Shi", which made me happy to death.You have to ask me why I remember it so clearly, because the next thing is too scary.The front laughed to death, but the back was scared to death.

At nine o'clock, my grandfather called me out.

He handed me a bag of small plastic sealed things, which were soft and smelled a little strange, and told me to burst the plastic bag in case of danger.

I nodded, packed the plastic bag, and followed my grandfather out the door.

"The moonlight is so beautiful tonight. I hope the true God of Marxism-Leninism will bless me and break your feudal superstitions." I protested.

As the old saying goes, ginger is still old and hot, and this sentence is true. The only result of pretending to be awesome in front of grandpa is being struck by lightning...

Grandpa laughed twice, then laughed again.

A moon hangs leisurely in the sky, and Baishui Village under the moonlight looks gentle and affectionate.From Baishui Village, we went up a mountain road to a small reservoir.The mountain road was quiet, and I prayed secretly in my heart that no monsters would appear.

Grandpa carried a lantern and walked in front.I followed behind, always feeling chilly beside me, afraid that when I turned around, I would see a black-haired female ghost standing directly beside me.In particular, the lanterns are very strange, dark yellow and dark yellow, and they are completely useless for lighting...

After walking for half an hour, we arrived at the side of the reservoir.Grandpa asked me to take off my shoes and stretch my feet into the reservoir to prepare for fishing.Some stone slabs on the bank of the reservoir were covered with moss, and they slipped in without paying attention.

I said unhappily: "There are a lot of mosquitoes at night. How can anyone fish with their feet? What if they encounter ghosts?"

At this moment, Grandpa was overjoyed, and said with a smile, "You don't believe in ghosts. If you admit defeat, you can go back."

I said what if it happens?Grandpa lowered the straw hat, and laughed again: "What are you afraid of, the white centipede in the iron box has already added food to you, ordinary ghosts can't hurt you."

what!The grandpa slapped it alive, and the white and tender chicken slipped into the mouth. It turned out to be a centipede, and the Adam's apple turned up and down, and the bitter water in the stomach bubbled up.

Before I could speak, my grandfather looked at me contemptuously as I was about to vomit: "Isn't it just a few bugs? As for the reaction so big?"

I shouted: "Several!! Isn't it just one?"

"Fortunately, you are a college student, so you haven't studied mathematics well. Does a worm have so much meat? You haven't stretched out your feet yet." Grandpa said as he rolled up his sleeves, as if he was about to do something.

I simply gritted my teeth to see if I could get to the dark one by one, rolled up my trousers, propped my left foot on the stone slab, and stretched my right foot down.

In an instant, the cold water stimulated the nerves on the top of the feet, and the person trembled and almost fell.There was a haze of fog in front of my eyes, and I couldn't help thinking that in summer, children drowned in the reservoir, and there were often ghost boats in the water to pick them up to go to the underworld.

As a result, the more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, and I only hoped that nothing would pull my legs, and I would go back to the wooden house and scold my grandpa again.

I thought about it and suddenly felt something was wrong, so I couldn't help shouting: "Hey! Why did the moon disappear all of a sudden, and there were no dark clouds? Why did the moon disappear all of a sudden?"

What did Grandpa say, it was just a black dog swallowing the moon. It was an unlucky day in the calendar, but it was a good time for the water ghost to be born.

I murmured unhappily in my heart, Grandpa, on an unlucky day, you still took me out to see the world.

Just when the moon was eaten by the tengu, I felt that there was something pulling me on my right foot, it should be a human hand.I thought it was wrong, someone hid in the water in the middle of the night and pulled me into the water.

I quickly yelled, Grandpa, something is pulling me.I looked around, and there was already a figure of my grandfather.

The strength of that hand was getting stronger and stronger, pulling me hard into the water.

I pulled my hands on the shore, scared to death, and screamed in a panic, oh my god, mother, father, help me.Unable to live up to expectations, I was scared out of shit.

In desperation, I remembered the bag my grandfather mysteriously gave me before going out, and took it out of the trouser pocket with one free hand and squeezed it hard.

A stench came, and the stench of dog poop, pig poop, and duck poop dissipated instantly.Unexpectedly, it was a large combination of a bag of poultry manure.

The strange smell of a bag of dog shit, pig shit and duck shit made me almost faint.I don't know why, but the strength under my feet has loosened a lot.

I stretched my feet back, stood on the stone slab, and cursed, who is hiding in the water in the middle of the night to harm people, come up with me if you have the ability, and stand with the young master for three hundred rounds.Although he yelled loudly, he still cursed and yelled as he walked.

I panicked and rushed to my grandfather's house, shouting, "Grandpa, where are you?"Come out, I believe that you are not a good old man.The black shadows on both sides whizzed by, and the plots of movies such as "The Grudge" and "Mountain Village Old Corpse" that I had watched before began to flash in my mind, maybe half a skull was hung from the tree.

The human yellow in the crotch was also shaking desperately.

At this time, the grandfather responded: "Grandson, you just run away and say that in the time it takes to pee, wait for me! I'm behind you."

After hearing my grandfather's voice, I became more at ease. I slowed down and waited for my grandfather, complaining that he was dishonest and threw me by the water alone.Grandpa smiled and said, this time you believe me.I quickly nodded my letter.

Grandpa smiled, let's go home together.

Just after taking two steps, I heard a grandfather's voice again: "Xiao Qi, he is a fake, it was the water monkey who became it."

Suddenly, I saw a grandfather standing ten meters away. They were exactly the same, dressed in gray linen, straw hat, and carrying a lantern.

I rolled back, fell on the grass and cried, "Grandpa, do you have a twin brother?"

The two "grandpa..." glanced at each other.

"Grandpa..." next to me smiled and said, what a water monkey, you dare to pretend to be me as Long Youshui, and you don't want to ask me what kind of person I am?Are you courting death?
Standing ten meters away, "Grandpa..." sneered, rolled up his sleeves slowly, and started cursing people. Anything that eats poop and nails is light, and being hacked to death by the city management while walking on the road is considered light.There are even more vicious ones, such as being found out by his wife for hiding money from the house, punishing his wife to wash her underwear for three months, and the underwear is still covered with leucorrhea, which can't be cleaned no matter what. All are super glue.

By the way, you may not have a wife, and you want to find a woman every day, but then you are caught by the old hag in the mountain, if you tie you to a tree for three days and three nights, you will be whipped!No, even the old hag in the mountains looked down on you, and you were captured by a group of male ghosts, tied to a bed and raped for days and nights.

That was definitely a unique class that ruined my outlook on life.

"Grandpa..." standing next to me showed a row of sharp teeth and changed back to his original appearance. His whole body was covered with white hair, red hair, green teeth, and especially the swollen arms that I will never forget.

I finally understood that when I was a child, the old man said that ghosts were "red haired and green teeth...".

(End of this chapter)