The last feng shui master

Chapter 23 My Wife
The mother smiled and said, even if you are 80 years old, you will still be my son, so I still have to talk about it.

At seven o'clock in the evening, I used the remaining rice in my grandfather's rice tank to cook rice. I didn't have any food, so I made some soy sauce soup.

I yelled, little cheap, come over for dinner.I made a bowl of rice for Xiaojian and filled it with soy sauce soup. Xiaojian Gaba Gaba ate happily.I smiled and said, that is, if you don't dislike my cooking, are you sad that you are leaving here tomorrow?

Xiaojian doesn't understand the sour emotions of life and death, and doesn't feel sad when eating rice, maybe she doesn't understand what I say.

After dinner, I packed up "Integration", jade rulers, and copper jars. The lock in the attic was broken by me. I changed a big lock and found a rag and broom to clean everything in the room. clean.Although the wooden house is not big, we didn't finish our work until ten o'clock in the evening.

When I was sleeping, Xiaojian curled up beside me.

When I fell asleep in the middle of the night, I felt someone pushing me on my shoulder. When pushing me, they were still calling my name, Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, wake up, come and get to know me.

When I slept with Xiaojian by my side, I felt at ease. Even if Mrs. Huang jumped three meters and came to trouble me, Xiaojian would call me. Subconsciously, I thought it was Xiaojian who was pushing my shoulders, so I just continued to sleep.

"Oh, stop making trouble, little bitch."

A voice came faintly, a gust of wind blew faintly, I finally felt something was wrong, my mind turned, could it be that Mrs. Huang came, not so fast, it must be a dream.

The voice shouted, don't sleep, get up and meet me.

I jumped up from the bed with a gulp, and Xiaojian slept like a pig. As a dog, it is his good fortune to be able to sleep like a pig.

I stretched out my foot and kicked Xiaojian, who looked at me unfairly.

"Who are you, aunt, grandma, I didn't offend you." I cried with a sad face, judging from the voice that it was a woman's voice, I don't know if it was a female ghost, a banshee, or a tape.

The voice continued: "Didn't you watch the video that grandpa left you and asked if you were ready to meet the real ghost? I thought you were ready, so I came out."

The voice sounds moving, not like the choking sound of a ghost.

I can imagine the embarrassment in my heart. Men have the instinct to maintain dignity in front of women. If they behave like a fool in front of female ghosts, wouldn't it make ghosts laugh.

I asked, "Do you recognize my grandfather?"

When I was talking, I felt very strange, if it was really a female ghost, why didn't I feel scared at all, from a physical instinct point of view, I didn't feel scared, I just thought she was a ghost and was afraid.

She should be different from ordinary ghosts.

The voice replied: "Of course I know Long Youshui. When he brought me back, he said that his grandson was handsome, with a face like a crown of jade, and he was so good-looking. That's why I came back with him." I said, "It's true. He But I’m not bragging, I’m telling the truth, I’m not particularly handsome, at least I’m comparable to Takeshi Kaneshiro.”

The voice laughed and said, Pan Changjiang and that Wang Baoqiang can fight with you.

"I said, is it... Are you really a ghost? You are not a ghost, the little girl who is hiding behind the door and joking with me, come out and show me." I touched the jade ruler, if she showed a bone As for the skull, the jade ruler I hold is ready to be used at any time.

The voice said: "Then I came out, I really came out."

Then she really came out.

The breath is very pure, and there is a vague feeling all over the body. She is wearing an ancient blue embroidered dress, and the simple style exudes a graceful feeling.

I stretched out my right hand and pinched vigorously on my face, thigh, chest, and buttocks. The pinching made my whole body ache, but I could still see her in front of me.

That's right, the first time I saw a ghost, it wasn't in a dream.

On the third day after my grandfather’s video ended, a ghost really came out to meet me.

Xiaojian wagged his tail and ran to her, as if he had met her a long time ago.

I secretly cursed in my heart for being ungrateful.

I tidied up my clothes and introduced: "My name is Xiao Qi, I am 24 years old, male, born under the sign of Aries, and I am a Feng Shui master by profession."

She creaked and laughed, and the flower branch shook: "My name is Xie Lingyu. I forgot how old I am this year... You are so funny. What does Aries have to do with me? We know each other. Go on to sleep, you really think I am You came back with your grandfather because you are handsome..."

If you knew there was a female ghost floating where you slept, would you still be able to sleep?I'll give you four fucking bucks.I thought to myself, maybe she has been sleeping in the room for a long time, looking at me every day, especially when she is sleeping at night, will she come to see me, and even lift my quilt...

Xie Lingyu took two steps forward, seeming to see through my thoughts, stepped on the edge of my bed, her clothes fluttered, and she stared at me with wide eyes. I felt a very comfortable breath on her body, she He stretched out his right index finger and pressed it against my head, and said with a snap: "Don't think that I dare not touch you because you are handsome. I don't want to mention things like yours that you don't close the door when you take a shower and go to the toilet. Ben The lady never peeps at you, and even looks at your quilt in the middle of the night, just thinking about it makes me sick."

I hurriedly begged for mercy, aunt, I was wrong, and I promise not to think about it in the future.

In a flash, I jumped over a black shadow, which actually jumped down from the eaves, and a black cat landed on my bedside, trying to scratch me with its paws.

Not only is there a female ghost, but there is also a cat.

The worldview changes completely in 3 minutes.

What kind of house did I live in for days and nights, not knowing what was going on.At this moment, Xiaojian had a demented look on his face, and he was not at all surprised.It seems that when Miss Xie Lingyu helped Xiaojian fix the straps, she fell in love with the simple, honest and stupid Xiaojian.

The black cat stretched out its claws very quickly, like lightning. I dodged to the side, but I didn't dodge. A hole was torn open on my face by the black cat's claws, and blood dripped out.

Xiaojian jumped up from the bed and barked at the cat, but didn't dare to move forward.Xie Lingyu said angrily: "Qingling, come back, he is not a pervert."

The black cat walked catwalks, stepped aside, and stretched out its paws to threaten Xiaojian.Xiao Jian barked twice, his voice gradually became quieter, and he took two steps back in fear.

I said angrily, "No way, you're so careless, I'm so anxious to stew you into a hot pot of dog meat."

The little cheap let out a haha, the haha ​​flowed out all of a sudden, sticking out his tongue and licking my hand, there seemed to be some pleading in his eyes, as if he was saying that he must be reliable next time.

Xie Lingyu walked out of the bedroom door with the kitten He Qingling in her arms, turned her head and said, "I almost forgot, your grandfather asked me to tell you that you ate five Zerg treasures, one gold silk, one green wood, one water green, and one soil silkworm. A fire tiger, they may attack you. I also fried that dish, and it took a lot of thought to make it the same as chicken. I remember you ate three bowls of rice that day."

(End of this chapter)