The last feng shui master

Chapter 216 Turtle Double Decker Bus
Xie Xiaoyu finally fell into a deep sleep while watching from a distance. She drank a full bottle of white wine when she had dinner at night, and she will definitely sleep until dawn the next day.

Putting Xie Xiaoyu on the bed and looking through the window, I saw a big double-decker bus parked in an open space not far away.There are two red lanterns on the double-decker bus, a huge tortoise on the front, and many tortoise feet on the wheels.

Many people got off the double-decker bus. The first one was the sixth grandfather from the west end of the village. I remember he passed away when I was a child. How could I get off this strange double-decker bus?

The third grandpa and the sixth uncle who came down later were all people who had passed away before.

The driver of the bus wore a strange mask, a black robe, and the words Gong Xi Fa Cai on his chest.

It seemed that the dead had returned to the village for the New Year.

This Turtle Double Decker Bus is here to bring them back.Of course, it is not a person who comes back, but a ghost.

Grandpa Six was very busy walking, but he went to the house.

I was thinking about what my grandpa looked like. After looking for a long time, I didn't see my grandpa's appearance, and I looked for him again, but there was still no sign of him.I thought, maybe they have already entered the big plate of reincarnation and reincarnated as human beings, so there is no need to come back for the New Year for the time being.

That's fine, if you enter reincarnation, then everything starts again.I originally wanted to use my mobile phone to take pictures of the turtle car outside, but the mobile phone showed that there was nothing on the open space in front of me, and the pictures I took were all black and blurry.

The masked driver shouted: "Everyone remember to come back at that time." When I came out of Xie Lingyu's room, it was already 07:30, the news broadcast had already finished, and the party started at eight o'clock.With the help of my waist training, my mother made dumplings and dumplings much faster than in previous years. It is estimated that they can be served at eight o'clock and start playing mahjong.

I found out the mahjong in the corner. It has been a year since I came out, and I happened to come out to do some activities tonight.

I was taking out the mahjong when I suddenly felt movement in the yard, and Xiaojian also yelled twice.I thought silently in my heart, could it be that grandpa and the others came back for the New Year.Of course I can only pretend not to see them.

When I got to the door, I was shocked. It turned out that the ancestors from the ancestral hall came to our house to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

I exchanged glances with one of the old men in the afternoon, and he noticed it, but he didn't expect to bully me.They are all the spirits of the ancestors, and most of the time they are the products of the sincerity of the descendants. When they entered our house, they sat up on a few chairs, and some simply sat on the ground, waiting for the party to start.

I took a deep breath, knowing that they didn't mean any harm, so I prepared some more candy and peanuts.My mother looked at me, Xiao Qi, what are you doing with so much, have you finished eating?

I rubbed my forehead and said with a smile, isn't this more than every year? If I can't finish it, I will eat it next year.

Mother muttered twice, which is really too much.

Yi Miao is already gearing up, saying that she is a mahjong master, and she is just waiting to win Master Xiao's money tonight, aren't you ready to start?

Immediately, the table was set.

The brazier is placed under the table.

My father sat on the sidelines and watched the TV program with great relish.The party was about to start, and my father went to the toilet for a while after taking time.When I came back, I smiled and said, I was really drunk, and I saw a turtle that turned into a bus. Don’t you think it’s strange?

My mother said angrily, you can't drink but you still have to brag about how good you are. Today is the Chinese New Year and I don't care about you. I won't allow it next time.

The father smiled and ordered.

I have already started peeling the peanuts on my hand. After eating one, I feel that there is no taste in my mouth. I eat another one, but it still has no taste.

I looked at the ancestors on the ground, and my heart was already sweating a few catties. After the peanuts were eaten by them, it was strange that they smelled of peanuts.

The table has been set and the Great Wall has been built.

I took a breath and looked at the ancestors in the room, not daring to speak too presumptuously.I just played a game, my luck was not very good, and I lost.It was Lian Xiaoyao who slapped a beard, laughed loudly, and forced Yi Miao to give him money.

The mother said, the little girl's head is good, but the first game is free of charge, and the money is only paid after the first four games.Yi Miao shouted, hey, it's time for the mahjong masters to perform.

I lost four games in a row, one family lost money, and three companies won money. I was so discouraged that I didn't want to play any more.

Suddenly at this moment, the old man blinked at me.

After the old man winked at me, the next thing changed.I've never been so lucky. In less than two hours, I made eight all of them plus Pengpenghu, and I received all the money.

Of course, some of these games were won by my mother, and my mother's anger was not bad.Yi Miao's face has already turned blue, the title of a master peanut fryer is self-defeating, and the master of mahjong is also in jeopardy, because there are already [-] games in a row that have not been played.

Yi Miao picked up a card and rubbed it in her hands for 5 minutes, hesitated, threw it out, and shouted: "Red Zhong." I pushed the card down, laughed and said: "Huh." I am Hu Feng Isshiki, what is waiting is Hongzhong.

Lian Xiaoyao said unhappily: "Your hands are so smelly, I have to pay for it."

It was quite funny to finally wait for Uncle Benshan's sketch.The ancestors also laughed when they saw it, and they were probably quite happy.Later, there were a few cross talks, which sounded good, but they all talked about the beauty of a harmonious society, and the theme of husbands being afraid of their wives was nothing new.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, the long-faced Li Yong began to let everyone count down to ten numbers.The father who had woken up took out the fireworks and placed them in the middle of the yard. When he finally counted to zero, he lit the fireworks.

Chug flew into the sky.

The whole night began with fireworks flying into the sky. It was beautiful, beautiful, happy, and short-lived.Xiaojian and Kitten also came out.Xiaojian leaned his head against the kitten's side, and the kitten probably sensed the human festival, so he didn't avoid Xiaojian's head.

It was funny in my heart, Xiaojian is not even two years old in total, but the kitten is different, it ran out of the ancient tomb, and I think it is a lot of age, I guess it feels like a grandma with a grandson now.

As long as they are happy, dogs don't care so much. I think what are those doing?
There are sixty fireworks in total, and each one costs 80 yuan.I prepared two, and after placing one, I placed the second one. The sky was full of flowers, densely packed like rain, and there were many stars on the distant sky.

I suddenly understood what the young woman in literature and art said.

I am lonelier than fireworks.

That's probably what it means.

From the perspective of human feelings, the reason why fireworks are lonely may be because they are short-lived and open at night, and at night, people will have a lot of emotion.

Only at night will I feel alone and lonely.

And loneliness and loneliness, sometimes like cancer, cannot be cured.

After watching the gala, the ancestors started to go back to the ancestral hall. They came to watch the gala tonight and won me a lot of money in mahjong. I prayed silently in my heart that I will come again on New Year's Eve next year.Open the far door and send them away.

Xiaojian ran over and yelled twice. If its yin and yang eyes were opened, it should be able to see it.

Standing at the gate of the courtyard, the tortoise double-decker bus started to light up, as if it was about to start. The big tortoise has big eyes and a big tongue can be seen in its mouth.I counted it carefully, and it seems that there are eight legs on each side, so it shouldn't be slow to run, otherwise, if it is really a turtle, it would take tens of thousands of years to go to the underworld.

I don't know which one of the top ten Hades is responsible for designing this kind of car.But from my point of view, it still has a Chinese style.Among the four great beasts, one of them is Xuanwu.Of course, Xuanwu is not a tortoise, but similar to a tortoise. There seems to be a snake on Xuanwu's back.

I have never seen Xuanwu, but I have only seen it in some fairy tales, maybe it is people's imagination.

The lanterns of the double-decker bus were burning bright red.The driver with the ghost mask honked the horn again, urging the old people who were going home for the New Year to come back early.In addition to the elderly, there are also some young people who have passed away due to car accidents or diseases.They are even more reluctant.

But the horn has sounded and you have to get in the car.Yin and Yang can only be together during certain festivals. When I was young, I felt that during Chinese New Year, there was an old lady standing by the bed watching me and helping me cover the quilt. Now that I think about it, it might be my dead grandma.

Many ghosts glanced at their home, slowly got into the car, and started to cry when they got in the car. After all, they were souls, no matter how much they cried, there would be no tears, but the crying was real.

The driver said unhappily: "Okay. You should be happy during Chinese New Year. It's not good to cry."

Crying and laughing naturally.

Crying, crying and laughing is the whole picture of life, the complete life.

I carried Xiaojian back to prevent him from disturbing the soul who was going to get in the car.At one o'clock, the double-decker bus started and jumped hundreds of meters away. The last light and shadow disappeared into the darkness, and it should have returned to the underworld.

But no, they have to start their own lives.

same as me.

When it was the third day of junior high school, I went to the city to look for him as agreed with Secretary Jia.Yi Miao and Lian Xiaoyao were together, and I took Xiaojian and Kitten with me, so Xie Xiaoyu would naturally not be left behind.

I asked my parents to stay at home, call me if there is anything, and let me know if Feng Shiqiao comes again.

Father said, it's okay, I'm still at home, and I won't let your mother suffer.

Jiangcheng is the capital city of the province.The city I'm going to is a prefecture-level city called Jiangnan City, which is close to Jiangcheng. Secretary Jia is a senior city official in Jiangnan City.My small town is the small town below Jiangnan City.

It takes two hours by bus from the small town to the urban area of ​​Jiangnan.After I found a hotel and arranged to stay, it was only twelve o'clock at noon.I used Secretary Jia to call me, and it was Secretary Jia who answered the phone.

Secretary Jia exchanged some pleasantries and said that someone would come to pick me up and call me when the time was set.

I hung up the phone and asked Yi Miao what was the difference between a senior city official and the mayor.

Yi Miao told me that the senior city officials are supposed to be the top leaders. According to the policy, they are in charge of administrative work and have the right to appoint and dismiss. The mayor mainly focuses on the economy, and the senior city officials issue policies, and the mayor can only implement them according to the policies.But the mayor is usually appointed and dismissed by his superiors, and senior city officials have nothing to do with him. In addition, the mayor is usually a member of the municipal standing committee, and many issues are decided by the standing committee.If the mayor is strong enough to win over most of the city's standing committee members, then the high-ranking city official will most likely be dismissed, and the mayor will take advantage of the momentum and become a veritable leader.In many places, some conflicts between the secretary and the mayor are normal.

I didn't think about it that much at first, but now it looks like it's really scary. If it really involves fighting, a small role like me might be sacrificed.Secretary Jia's super-friendship incident, asking me to deal with it, it seems that there may not be good fruit to eat.

(End of this chapter)