The last feng shui master

Chapter 204

Yi Miao also said that she is a Taoist priest who exorcises demons and protects Taoism, so she cannot marry a monster. If my master finds out, he will drive you down from Wudang Mountain and kill you.Lian Xiaoyao sneered, if your master comes down, I will kill him.I mediated from it, if you please ask the master, anyway, he should not destroy the happiness of the apprentice.Yi Miao gave me a blank look.Lian Xiaoyao glanced gratefully.

Yi Miao also said that he can live up to 50 years old, and monsters have to live hundreds of years old, which is unfair.Lian Xiaoyao sneered and said, "It's okay, if you die, I will immediately take a knife and stab him in the heart, and die with you."I mediated from it that science is developing so fast now, it seems that a famous American scientist recently said that in 2050, the human life expectancy may be extended to [-] years.Yi Miao gave me a blank look.Lian Xiaoyao glanced gratefully.

The stalemate couldn't go on, the wind outside was cold, and gradually in the middle of the night, the wind became colder and colder.

In the end, I concluded my statement, saying that marriage does not happen overnight, two people need time to get along and feel, if there is no feeling, it is not good to be together. Individuals will not be happy, if not happy, what is the use of being together, it is better to let go and embrace each other's sky, which can be regarded as fulfilling yourself and each other.

Yi Miao and Lian Xiaoyao finally reached an agreement to try to make contact first, and then talk about it if it doesn't work.

After finally finishing the matter, I entered the room, Gu Dun lit a big fire, I warmed my hands, practiced my waist and sat beside Yi Miao.

Su Shi had already woken up, Yi Miao glanced at it a few times and said it was a manifestation of evil spirits.I shook my head and said, I probably ate the bugs and got in, and I will try to force the bugs out tomorrow.

Finally had a chance to be alone with Yi Miao.

Yi Miao said unhappily, "Master, you are so clever, you said that you need feelings when you are in love, and you almost fooled me."

I said happily, Daoist Yi, you got it, I won’t say anything about peeking at other people’s baths, that little banshee is very conservative and simple, if you lead her to the right path, it can be regarded as exorcising demons and defending the way, you say yes no.

Yi Miao thought for a while, looked at me, and said, what you said is also reasonable, let me declare again, I just looked at the back of Lian Xiaoyao, I didn't see it anywhere else, and there was a spot on her right arm. Only strange eyes.

I asked, "Didn't you go after the silver-armored corpse? Why did you come here?"

Yi Miao said: "At that time, I met the flying centipede in the old building. His master was called Gu Rechang, and he raised two zombies here. I figured that the zombies would rush over if they wanted to do something wrong."

At that time in the old building, Yi Miao unexpectedly appeared and cleaned up the flying centipede Ji Ruyue, and Ji Ruyue was indeed Gu Rechang's apprentice.And Gu Rechang is also surnamed Gu, so it seems that he is the Taoist priest who raises corpses here.

I said happily: "It seems that there are so many people, we are so destined. We can meet so far away. Daoist Yi, I saw a silver armored corpse in Xi'an. I wanted to call you, but I didn't have your number. Why don't you give me your number?" Give it to me, if I encounter a silver armored corpse again, I will call you."

Yi Miao said embarrassingly: "Actually, that. Last time I went to catch the toad spirit. I lied to you. If the silver armored corpse comes, I'm afraid I won't be able to deal with it."

I laughed out loud, and in the end Yi Miao left me her phone number, and told an interesting story about catching the toad spirit. I heard that the toad spirit was very good at that time, and turned into an old lady, carrying a basket. There are also several jars inside, all of which are delicious candies, and they say they want to treat Yi Miao to eat.Yi Miao was almost deceived by Ha Mo Jing, but Ha Mo Jing was too stupid after all, she forgot to change her feet, and they were still a pair of toad feet, which were connected together with a film.

In the end, Yi Miao yelled and shouted, you toad spirit dare to pretend to be an old grandma, dare to be my grandma, I will roast you now.The toad spirit showed its prototype, cooing and cursing: "Master Taoist, I will give you 10 yuan, just let me live."

Yi Miao is money like dung, glanced at the money handed over, without talking nonsense, cleaned up the toad spirit, and the jars in the basket fell on the ground, all of which were dead flies.

I couldn't help praising, Daoist Yi, you are really good at eliminating demons, if I were to be deceived by the old lady who turned into a toad spirit.

Yi Miao turned over, and ten stacks of money fell under the bed.Early the next morning, Lian Xiaoyao came to knock on the door, and called Yi Miao up, saying that he wanted to cultivate feelings and create feelings.

I looked at Lian Xiaoyao, and remembered that when Yi Miao slept in the same bed with me last night, she seemed to say something, but only looked at Lian Xiaoyao's back, and there was a strange eye on his right arm.

I stared at Lian Xiaoyao and looked back and forth a few times, feeling incredible, really incredible.

But things in the world are often tricky, as if everything has been written in the sky.When A meets B, it seems to be predestined, and when you go to her, it's like an appointment has already been made.

The same is true if a person is lonely.

Where have I seen practicing a small waist.I couldn't help rubbing my eyes, I didn't pay much attention last night, but it was true.

I pulled Yi Miao aside and said in a low voice, behave well, I want to chat with the girl who practiced the waist.

Lian Xiaoyao shouted, what are you two men doing together, aren't you having sex?
I was stunned, isn't it the banshee in the mountain, how can she still understand this fashionable vocabulary.

Lian Xiaoyao explained, hey, I also know how to surf the Internet.

Yi Miao looked at me strangely, this is the first time you saw this monster, what are you doing?

I smiled mysteriously and said in a low voice, trust me, I won't hurt you.

Yi Miao thought I wanted to help, so she drove the tail away, and immediately agreed.

I shouted Lian Xiaoyao aside, and said in a low voice, "I just heard what the Taoist said. Can you tell me where you grew up and who else is in your family now?"

Lian Xiaoyao thought that he was investigating his family background. After watching "If You Are the One", there is a link about getting to know each other. There was a very strange episode. A veteran named Liu Jianguo made a little girl cry and died. Fleeing, he quickly said: "I'm the only one at home now. I haven't seen my father and mother for many years. The last time I saw them was the year when Little Japan surrendered, and I haven't seen them since. I don’t know if he’s still alive or not.”

The year when Japan was defeated and surrendered was 70, and now almost [-] years have passed.

I asked, "Did anything happen to you all these years?"

Lian Xiaoyao said: "It's nothing. I have been practicing in caves for decades, and I haven't seen many people. I just came out for activities recently. I didn't expect to meet a fake Taoist priest."

Lian Xiaoyao doesn't seem to know too much. Although she has a strong temper, she is a very simple little demon at heart. She doesn't seem to be deceiving. Regarding the questions I asked, she told me everything she could say. .It seems that the little banshee really doesn't know.

Yi Miao was a little upset, and came over and asked, what are you talking about?Lian Xiaoyao blushed and said, I won't tell you.

I quickly comforted Yi Miao, don't worry, take it easy.

Yi Miao looked at me in disbelief: "Are you going to punish me again?" I shook my head quickly: "You are such a cool man, you can be spotted at a glance in the crowd, how could I punish you? ? Even if I want to mess with you, will you be fooled? Your IQ is higher than that of Einstein, you say yes."

Yi Miao nodded and looked at me seriously: "How do you know that my IQ is higher than Einstein's? Only my elementary school teacher knows about this." I was speechless.

After a while, I told Yi Miao and Lian Xiaoyao: "Come back with me, I have something to tell you." The two agreed.

Ma Ruoxing didn't sleep well all night. After all, a woman's mouth and tongue had stirred in his mouth, and his heart was full of burdens. He must feel sorry for Song Shijiu's wife.

Hey, where can I find such a man?

Gu Dun prepared two coffins, and buried his grandparents. Their bones were blown in the cold wind in the middle of the night, and the corpse gas inside had already dissipated. He took the light bones and packed them carefully. , I chose a new grave next to Mingyue Izumo Bureau and buried it at noon.

Moved the original tombstone, erected it again, and worked for a long time, in the afternoon.Su Clan has come to her senses and muttered, as if she doesn't remember what happened at all.

I asked Gu Dun to prepare clean water, got mature vinegar, brought the rooster over, and asked for another bowl, filled with chicken blood.After spending a lot of time, a worm spit out from Su Shi's mouth, landed in the bowl, and shook it twice. After the centipede was completely dead, Su Shi drank it and excreted it for a while. It's all right.

After seeing the centipede, I was completely sure that what Yi Miao said must be Gu Rechang's trick here.

In the afternoon, Ma Ruoxing was still in a daze.

He still didn't recover. During the training period, he saw that the ghost baby Bai Yueming was cute, so he fed him some rice paste.Bai Yueming didn't eat a bite at first, but when Lian Xiaoyao lifted his feet upside down for a while, Bai Yueming didn't dare to cry, and started to eat obediently.

In the evening, Gu Dun set up two tables of meals, greeted relatives and nephews who were helping, had a good drink, and said that tomorrow he was going to go to the small town at the foot of the mountain to celebrate the New Year at his son's house, so he would not spend the New Year in the mountain.

Su Shi smiled, and this smile became normal.

On the second day, it was already the 26th of the twelfth lunar month.Gu Dun and Su Shi also packed up, locked the snake house, and waited for their son to ride a motorcycle to pick them up down the mountain.

Ma Ruoxing relieved a little, got two soil eggs, and was also satisfied, saying that he would go back and hatch the soil eggs first.

I told him that this soil egg is Gu Ruanxin, this old Taoist priest is probably dead, he has an apprentice named Gu Xiulian, he is very cunning, you better be careful.

Ma Ruoxing said blankly, ha ha.

Depart from Gushu Village and return on the same road.Yi Miao and Lian Xiaoyao walked along the road, noisy.I carried Bai Yueming on my back, and Ma Ruoxing was still leading the way.

I don't know what kind of medicine Ma Ruoxing took, and he walked very fast. He walked for a day when he came, and arrived in half a day when he returned.Yi Miao and Lian Xiaoyao were waiting outside the door, and I sent Bai Yueming in.Ma Ruoxing put down the bamboo tube, put the green beauty in a secret place, and buried the two soil eggs in the stove.

"Hatch it first and see what attributes the two bugs belong to!" Ma Ruoxing said.

The natural essence of the soil egg must be a spiritual thing when it is conceived.The worms that came out of it belonged to a kind of metal, wood, water, fire, and soil, but the soil eggs hadn't come out yet, so it couldn't be determined for the time being.I asked a few more questions about the earth eggs.

Ma Ruoxing gave short answers.It turns out that the two soil eggs that grow out of this kind of nest have a name, they are called Yin-Yang soil eggs, one Yin and one Yang, just as they were talking, they heard a voice outside the door: "Is Brother Ma at home?"

(End of this chapter)